#Massachusetts wttt

[fishbones-braineater]

im not one to post scrrenshots from twitter, but this needs to be seen by those of you who dont have it.

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Massachusetts: Back in my day-

Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.

Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]

[dailymothanon]

Saw that @derek-draws-stuff post of them asking someone to draw Mass in the Dunkins jumpsuit thingabajig and frankly I have not seen it done yet and I decided to take up the responsibility myself 😼 it was just too good... I wonder how much Ginny hates it if he does❣️(I forgot to say in my oddly specific hcs that Mass has a crooked nose from having fighting so much 😒)

[mur-art]

Hello Mur, I hope you’re having a good time

May I request some Mass/Ginny? And if not them, then maybe just some Virginia?

Thank you :)

You just remind me of the nights of smoke and dirty jokes

Darkened rooms with lonely ghosts

And they were beautiful some time ago

But time keeps rollin' us on

Some historical Mass/Ginny. The southern gentleman and the (ex)Puritan sailor (who by this point has a true talent for swearing like one). Name a more iconic duo.

I drew this while listening to like 4 hours of sea shanties so… take that as you will 😂

Let me know if you have HCs about these two! I’d like to know what, if anything, this scene inspires.

Close up of Mass’s face under the cut bc he’s a cutie

[alaskasbignaturals]

Mass wishes you all a very Happy St Paddy's Day! He celebrates by getting drunk and belting Celtic tunes ☘

[simonhateslore]

I had the random idea that Mass would see a giant ass rat and and think it was a cat. I don't know. I think it's funny. Thought of York first but I think we would actually know how to identify a rat. Extra doodles below.

[s-e-v-e-n-24]

They are my beloveds

[goldengay49]

Massachusetts: “after you die, you can still hear for a little, what’s the last thing you’d want to hear?”

Utah: “my wife and kids”

New York: “my ma… just telling me stories…”

Florida: “Loui, having a conversation with me as if I were still here”

California: “…”

California: “well now I feel like an ass for thinking ‘by the way’ by RHCP”

[theywhoshantbenamed]

NY: why don’t you shut the fuck up before i slit your throat and watch the honor roll out?

MA: are you threatening me??

NY: no I’m hitting on you flash me a titty bitch

[blujaykai]

CA: Huh. This isn't that bad.

MA: Told you.

CA: Still could use an eco-friendly cover. And maybe a little more sugar.

MA: Fuck off.

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These 2 are THE nerdiest nerds to ever NERD they literally work on complex coding (and some serious hacking but don't tell gov) in the same room together and call it relationship goals 💖💞💕

Mass loves the naturally sparkling gold of Cal's eyes and Cal adores Mass' soothing bay blue ones

When they argue they like to refer to their respective mountains of degrees and doctorates and be like "WELL IM A CETRIFIED BLAH BLAH" "OH YEAH?? BITCH I HAVE AN ENTIRE DEGREE ON BLCHAHSBJDN" and they could literally go on for HOURS bc they both have such high egos surrounding education/tech

Cal def swears more whenever they're with Mass ("You motherfucking shithead!" "Aw ily2 bastard.)

He isn't telling a damn SOUL about this but Mass loves being hugged by Cal for long periods. Although they're an awkward bumbling string-bean of a state Mass can't lie and say Cal's hugs (their arms are long so they can fully wrap em around him and its soooo comforting) don't warm his very core like Californian valley sunrises and shifting desert sands—a loving and nurturing embrace of the grand redwood forests he's come to cherish.

[hibiscuslynx]

you can say the same thing a thousand times nothing’s gonna change me

better strange - james supercave

if u cant read my writing: be just like i want you to be you’re so much better strange you’re so much better when you make mistakes with me

anyway yeah this is that unfinished comic i was talking abt fhgjshfjghj i cqnt get them off my mind arrgrtghggh theyre soooooo. !!!!!!! anyway this song just. attached itself to my brain and i Had to draw something with it and ny & mass :P i dont have the motivation to go anywhere farther than this but alas . u guys did wanna see it :3

ive also mostly solidified my ny & mass designs now !! u cant see it that well but yes mass does have a mullet . he would kill me if he knew who i based it off of

[fishbones-braineater]

That is some cute cat you were blessed by, but you bet your citrus behind I read "MA" as Massachusetts and not as mom at first

LMFAO

oh thats wonderful

mass told me i could feed the cat 😌

[abcwordsurge]

New York: (walks in, looking around casually)

Mass: What are you looking for?

New York: My will to live

California: (walks in)

New York: Oh, there it is

[dailymothanon]

Witch 🫵！！ they got him burning at the stake… whoo yeah Halloween, Halloween whooyeah 👻 Massachussettes will not forget this… and he holds grudges for at least a century long

[mur-art]

mass buys another dunkin onesie for York and forces it on him so they can match

I had to do it, anon! Hope you enjoy, you MassYork enjoyers!

This is now the third (???) piece in the “States Bothering Their Rivals While Wearing Silly Onesies” Saga. It’s a direct reference/sequel to this one, in which Mass is not at all completely obnoxious about his new Dunkins onesie. /s

Alt text under the cut:

First image:

Mass, wearing a onesie covered in the Dunkin Donuts logo, presents New York with a onesie covered in pictures of donuts.

Mass: “Hey Yorkie, look what I got for you—!”

York: FUCK NO!

(beat)

NO WAY IN HELL IM GONNA WEAR THAT!

Second Image:

10 Minutes Later…

*New York is wearing the onesie (secretly enjoying being warm and cozy)*

Mass: HAHAHA! Get it?? I’m Dunkin’ and you’re donuts!!

York: *thinking* I hate him. I can’t believe this fuckin’ idiot has Harvard…

…and started the Revolution…

[alaskasbignaturals]

moth brought to my attention these tags from @lunearobservatory on their post and i HAD to draw this bc i totally forgot about this piece of history

i did this for the sillies but moth views it as angst and honestly yeah it is angsty so yea aksldfha- like i could make a version of this where mass is like beating himself up over this bc its something he doesn't want to do but he has to. also we could feature some themes of maine being forced to grow up

ANYWAYS hope u enjoy the silly lil comic