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[batilenima]

Bruce is standing in front of a mirror, straightening the lapel of a midnight-blue suit jacket. The boutique is sleek and quiet, all warm lighting and the faint scent of cologne and new fabric. Selina's sprawled in a velvet chair nearby, twirling a silver bracelet between her fingers, legs crossed like she owns the place.

"Okay" she says, eyeing him. "I'm just saying. You've got a boyfriend now. A very talkative one, last I checked. Why am I still your go to shopping buddy?"

Bruce doesn't answer right away, he buttons the jacket, turns side to side, studying the fit.

Selina raises an eyebrow. "Shouldn't you be dragging Clark in here? Let him watch you model those"

Still nothing.

She leans forward, teasing. "Come on, you two live together, he literally sees you in and out of every piece of clothing you own"

Bruce finally glances at her in the mirror. "Selina"

"What?"

He looks back at his reflection, adjusts the collar slightly. With Calm and flat voice he says:

"How many times have you heard Clark say something doesn't look good on me?"

There's a beat. Selina blinks, mouth opens, then shuts. She lets out a low laugh and leans back in the chair.

"Oh".

Bruce gives the faintest smirk.

"Yeah" Selina says, shaking her head. "He's hopeless"

Bruce unbuttons the jacket and reaches for the next one. "Exactly. I need honesty, not adoration"

Selina stands, brushing imaginary dust off her pants. "Well, you came to the right place, darling. Let's find you something that'll make him more speechless than what he already is going to be".

(Well, today I was buying some shirts and then this idea came to my head, and I really wanted to add Selina because I love her)

[alexsorsis]

Don’t EVER let me get bored

[yoylecakeyum]

Coiny bro your so stupid 😂🤣

[bedrockkbros]

ccustodytrio but it's Tommy catching cwil and cquackity on a date and going " ooooo you guys are sooo busted! I knew you gues were kissing the other day. " while taking a picture to show tubbo later.

[soottellsgoodthingstoppl]

me when shockprowl

POOR PROWL 😭 🙏 I love idw shockprowl with my whole heart because they’re both conniving m, manipulating bastards who claim to be “logical” but prowl is never as emotionless as he thinks and shockwave only pulls it off pre-onyx. but like. the way we got to shockprowl omg. poor prowl.

all his other relationship failures are totally prowl the fumbler’s fault (chromedome: no big deal that your boyfriend is dead because you’ll always come crawling back to me; tarantulas: lemme toss you into an inescapable sensory hellhole for eternity; constructicons: prowl didn’t want it in the first place tbf; optimus: whatever the hell they had going on, prowl fumbled 1000000 times). but. bee. omg. prowl was trying so hard.

now TO BE FAIR, bee DID have a crush on prowl yeeeeeaaaaaars ago, prowl just missed his chance. unfortunately, he will always be prowl the fumbler. but yes...he did put his all in this time. dont worry, he wont be able to fumble shockwave, shockwave wont let him :)

[keferon]

The actual God is about to get involved haha

Also considering that I just adapted the G1 vault of sparks….I think Combaticons are also around here somewhere:D

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If you are confused about Ratchet stealing lanterns you need to read Monster Hunter part of the AU

[huyandere]

it's them 😭

[jiguurten]

I think we should have seen Castiel pushing his vessel beyond human limits in a fight. Like, in a very gory way.

Castiel not bothering to heal his vessel until after the fight is over and everyone is dead. Just imagine a man-shaped thing with a hole in its head, its guts spilling out, its ribs showing—still standing, still clutching its blade, still coming after you.

He’d make a lovely horror creature.

[pigeons-paintbrush]

basically the star sanses' dynamic. you guys are basically fighting the devil. why is jeff from accounting here

like its really cute that youre gonna ✨defeat him with the power of frendship✨ and all, but again, he is the devil. from the bible.

so.

[soniclowlightau]

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And it begins!! I am so excited for this comic to progress. I do hope you’ll all decide to read and stick around while I produce this over the next weeks and months!

Total time put into these four pages was 26 hours and 43 minutes! If you like Sonic and Shadow, you’ll like this comic and AU!

I also want to give another warning, but this comics rating is a bit above what would be PG-13 and will have some more mature humor/referenced topics and foul language. Please read at your own discretion.

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[asksonicverse]

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[yescking]

hey

[diminuel]

Never bet against Crocodile, Mihawk.

I've had this comic lying around for ages, but it's so long and I was lazy (as you can see. I only cleaned up some panels, while I redrew others... I might clean this up more later >w<)

Anyway. When I watched Film Red I was asked whether Crocodile would adopt Uta, sparing her from her dire fate. So here we are. I am committing the grave crime of stealing the Shanks and Buggy kid and giving her to Crocodile *lol* But she's got Buggy now, even though it might take him a moment to warm up to her.

(Mihawk probably assumes that Crocodile and Shanks hooked up. That'll keep him up at night for a while.)

Minor edits have been done~

[scurvyboy]

i like him, gunkle stan

[sirchik]

found