#Minecraft cheats

[artemis8bit]

Absolutely do not use cheats in Minecraft or the Minecraft Gods will punish you.

[whump-galaxy]

The whumpee intentionally breaks something of the carewhumper’s to get their attention. The carewhumper goes deathly quiet, staring at the pieces on the ground.

As the seconds tick by, the whumpee begins to regret their choice. They wonder if the carewhumper will finally drop the caring act.

[xjackjackx]

Not enough people are acknowledging the fact Dark's canonically a little bitch

Like, he acts like a coward in all three of his episodes. He begs for his life before Chosen in AVA 3. He panics when the computer's exploding in Flashback. He runs away from Orange in Showdown. And to clarify, it's not like a normal thing in AVA. This series is full of brave people, Dark is the outlier here.

Chosen thought clearly when the computer was exploding. He never needed a wristband to boost himself, he always had trust in his base abilities. He ran for his life only once in Wanted, besides that he's always brave, always fighting, never begging. Even in the Box, he refused to yield to Victim and almost defeated him through sheer determination.

King spent months learning all about Minecraft to achieve his goal. He fought like 11 people at once, even when brought back to a normal mortal he fought, almost regained his staff, and still managed to steal Yellow's while pinned and surrounded. He was never afraid, he always fought, he WON. He wasn't defeated. He willingly gave up.

Purple tanked a world-destroying beam just to save the first friends he ever made in his life, and call out to the one he viewed as a father figure. Even with minor characters; Herobrine stayed defiant, looked straight into King's eyes with rage as he was being absorbed. Even the Witch didn't panic when fighting Reuben, and fought until she was literally unable to cause she was a harmless dye.

Like, this isn't a common reocurrence. This is Dark being visibly the exception to a cast of extremely brave, determined fighters who never back down. Chosen plays fair, King earned his godlike power fair-and-square, Herobrine simply came in, saw the issue and threw hands without asking questions. Agent saw a pissed-off, flaming Superman-like stickfigure flying at him, went "Nah I'd win" and ACTUALLY WON with a single strike of Pause. Alan saw like 50 ViraBots charge at him when a single one beat his ass easily, and went in to attack them without a second thought. Dark's the one who sneaks in a power-up ability cause he's not doing good enough for his standards, and then sends like 50 people at 2 mfs cause he's still having trouble while acting all smug about it.

Dark is a massive, Grade-A loser and not some super-badass like I see fans make him out to be. Give my Pathetic Dark content. I want to see him act like a pussy

[the-spider-haven]

they make me SICK I hope they break up

[berixblitz]

Cringetober day 9: Childhood videogame (you already know ,:] )

[thecaduceusclay]

the basics of this stupid ass minecraft server au:

john kramer is like 19 and hes got a moderately successful redstone tutorial channel. he was well known on the server for making community warp farms

jill is his minecraft girlfriend. she saw a video once about the dangers of gambling and lootboxes and now she tries to go to servers with especially bad crate gambling systems to get kids to play on this server instead

amanda is like 13 and she was one of those kids with a crate problem, straight up stole her dad's credit card to buy crate keys

lawrence is some autistic 14 y/o whos special interest is medicine

john starts creating player traps after some disillusioning incident (im thinking base griefing where jill's minecraft dog died, jill's little brother got banned from the server, something like that)

tapp is one of the older kids on the server and his dad is a cop so hes pretty sure he knows a thing or two about investigations, thank you very much, so he starts a "police force" to track down jigsaw

sing is his irl bestie who agrees to help

adam is a guy notorious for finding base coords and finding exploits on the server that he sells off to others

[ninyard]

neil is the miner and andrew is the builder in their relationship. if you even care.

[inkedout]

StP doodles

I could explain every single one of these . Oh my god I love these guys so much.

[froggychair05]

Every day I think about what could have been…

[freakinglegs]

Part 2 come get y’all juice

[blueskittlesart]

if you’ve ever wondered why i am the way that i am just know that i was raised by a man who built a 1:1 scale model of mont saint-michel in survival mode minecraft over the course of several years with nothing but google maps screenshots of the place. and he refuses to put the fucking thing on youtube

[deebormzone]

Thirteen years later, I finally did it..........

I beat Minecraft.

The Ender Dragon is dead and the credits are skipped. It's finally over.

Alright, it's true I was playing with a modpack, but I was mainly using vanilla gear and techniques, so it still counts.

Here is my super cool mostly vanilla character

[nebulastarss]

I'm still so unironically upset about the minecraft movie

[theeternalfool]

rest in parkour seawattgaming you would’ve loved hypercapitalism …..

[tomfrogisblue]

nah it was so funny the janitor just piping up in the therapy session today "You know, Foolish is already taken 🙄"

roier ain't having none of that shit lmaoooo