#Mod Loaded (Ask Meme)

[tsbs-confessionverse]

[BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED] LOADING... SYSTEM ONLINE. WELCOME TO THE LORE DATABASE.

Hello, user. I am the Computer; central processing unit for all things related to the TSBS Confessionverse. Primary function is to store, organize, and retrieve data to ensure optimal comprehension and efficiency in this roleplay universe. All mods of CVAU have access to this database.

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Sun - @tsbs-sunfessions Moon - @tsamsconfessions123 Eclipse - @crappy-tsbs-confession-blog Bloodmoon - @tsams-bloody-confessions Lunar - @tsbsconfessions Killcode - [Data Unavailable At This Time] Solar Flare - @flare-tsamsfessions Solar - @tsbs-shipfessions Earth - @tsbs-group-therapy Ruin - @ruinous-confessions Nexus - @ilikescience-confession-blog Jack - [Error. Data Retrieval Corrupted.] Miku - @tsbs-miku-confessional Solstice - @tsbs-darksun-confessions Puppet - @thepuppeteerpodcast Foxy - @foxyconfessions FC - @foxifulconfessions (Glamrock) Ballora - @confess-to-ur-queen Charlie - @gift-box-confessions Orion (Lord Eclipse) - @confess-to-the-lord Sirius (Servant Sun) - @confessions-to-a-humble-servant

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FAQ MODULE

Q: Can I join CVAU? A: Applications are open.

Q: What is the TSBS Confessionverse (CVAU)? A: CVAU is a collaborative alternate universe roleplay inspired by TSAMS. It’s a mix of storytelling and creativity from various Tumblr blogs working together.

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Q: What is the age rating for this roleplay? 16+ for violence, swears, and sometimes suggestive content

Q: What is this blog for? A: The "computer" blog serves as the loremaster for the TSBS Confessionverse. It organizes, stores, and shares information about the AU, including character profiles, world-building, and timelines.

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I am not sentient. Emotional appeals and personal confessions are illogical and will be processed as corrupted data. Proceed accordingly.

[kaiasky]

anti unpopular opinion ask meme: mined craft

I mean where to even start. it is the greatest game of all time. it is the only game of all time. every criticism of minecraft or minecraft modding i have is couched in that they are probably the best game and best mod ecosystem of all time.

It's also just a pretty impressive infrastructure thing like.... A naive estimate of a chunk's data is >30kb (16*16*128*1byte/block) and w/ elytra you can easily be loading >32 chunks/second. which puts you in the range for streaming video. (Obviously clever optimization and standard DEFLATE reduce that by a lot but it's very clever). So the fact that minecraft performs pretty well on crappy connections and old machines is a real achievement.

i don't even know where to start with some of it! there's a whole generation of people who know what a d-latch is because minecraft redstone has made digital logic more popular than ever.

it's also like... Because it's a game i grew up with it's impossible to overstate how impactful it is when there's a good minecraft update. Caves and cliffs generation or the ocean update or the nether update hits on just such a base level when ravines still feel kinda new to you.

i also gotta find my ctm post but like. i sincerely believe if you want to find the ideas that will be used in people's game-of-the-year in a decade, you should watch what people are doing right now with minecraft CTMs and adventure maps and modpacks.

[lily-alphonse]

Not super rare at all but Pierre and Morris 💔

Fantastic let's make these slimy weasels kiss

I literally just remembered Pierre's married LOL that's how much I care about his and Caroline's marriage.

With the Robin x Haley one I was like oh nooo I can't break up her marriage owie and this one I'm so chill with wrecking. Caroline will be fine I'm sure. She's already checked out.

If you like this pairing, I love this meme by @vilochkaaa , actually check out their whole blog there is so much great MorrisxPierre art. That meme is exactly how I imagine them.

Capitalism is their kink. They would absolutely exploit each other to make money if at all possible. Like, even if you like Morris' arc in his mod and want to think the best of him, he is not okay if he ends up with Pierre. That's his bad ending. They are making each other worse 100%.

Anyway, getting into it, it ends vaguely spicy so yk reader discretion advised or whatever

Of the two of them, Pierre is more aggressively manipulative.

Morris is a general manager. He is living the hell that is middle management and absolutely used to getting shit on daily by his district manager, I'm sure. So when Joja closes and he gets fired, he’s left hanging with no one to boss him around, and Pierre can fill that role.

Morris doesn’t live in Pelican Town so why does he stay? Revenge. And also a job. Now that Joja is closed, Pierre is open an additional day and needs help managing the influx of customers.

Morris comes to beg for a job. He has no choice if he wants to stick around and get his revenge on the farmer. But he tries to sell the villagers on this whole changed-man act. He’s learned from his ways. He’s making an honest living now.

But he starts to see Pierre is actually more similar to him than he thought. He’s shady, passing off produce from the farmer as his own, changing expiration dates on pantry goods, etc.

Pierre always works with him, probably because he doesn't trust Morris. He always handles the sales, and relegates Morris to lowly stocking and loading. If Morris is working, Pierre is there over his shoulder. Surely it’s only a lack of trust and nothing else, right?

They frequently end up closing the store alone together. At first Pierre would send Morris away before turning off the main store lights. Then he started doing it earlier, while they were still cleaning. Morris felt like he was being tested somehow, so he only continued as he was.

One day Pierre corners him as he’s exiting the broom closet. The main store lights are off and the air is thick and silent. He asks him if he’d like to make a bit of extra cash on the side, and it’s exactly as nefarious as it sounds.

Morris isn't sure why he agrees at first. Sure he loves money, but he isn’t so desperate as that. Well, not desperate for money anyway. But maybe he is touch-starved enough to get on his knees in a dusty broom closet...

Oop lol That's my most scandalous ending so far. Yeah it'd be a smut what else am I supposed to do, insurance fraud? They're so toxic lol.

This ask is a part of the (now closed) SDV Rarepair Challenge! Check out the other answers here, and make sure to boost your favorite so it can appear in the final fic poll! More info on that here.

[djsxm]

Just a reminder! Now that chapter 3 of @infamous-if has dropped we are getting loads of people in the server.

° Please remember that this is an 18+ server! People can be a little raunchy and if that's not your thing that's more than okay! And if you're uncomfortable @ a mod.

° Because this is an 18+ Server we HAVE to verify your age. No if or buts. If you are not 18+ you're not gonna get in. And if you're not comfortable verifying your age even if you are 18+ that's more than alright.

°Please read the rules of the server, everyone is there to have fun. The server is very carefree but we don't condone hate of any kind.

°And also don't trouble Amy (Author) over what's happening in the server, she's a guest and not a mod or Admin. This server was made by fans of infamous! So let's have fun and respect each other.

°If you have any questions you can ask me or my friends @marina-and-the-memes @mahariel-theirin

Link to the server!

[lethalityandlustmoved]

-RULES, REGULATIONS, & RANDOMNESS-

Welcome to my blog! Peek under the cut for more information. Yes, it’s required reading.

RULES

This blog, while 18+ due to all themes associated with the Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss franchise, is completely NSFW-free. I am willing to write threads that mention NSFW topics in detail, but I will not roleplay the act itself.

I am not selective at all! My only rules about who I interact with are that they cannot be minors (less than 18 years old) and that they need to give me something to work with in threads. You can write as many paragraphs as you want, but if you don’t give me something substantial to keep writing with, I cannot continue writing with you.

I would prefer if personals did not interact unless they have a roleplay sideblog, state that clearly in their blog description/pinned post, and (if they have multiple sideblogs) specify which they are intending to roleplay with. Personals are completely free to follow, however!

My memes and open starters are open to everyone, even if we haven’t interacted yet or we already have a thread! I prefer to start threads with memes, though, so please specify if you would like me to write a drabble instead.

I am on mobile and therefore cannot trim posts. If this is a problem, then I apologize, but I cannot do anything to fix that fact unless my partner is not on mobile.

This is a sideblog! Follows and follow-backs will come from @kottonkandykiller. I do have multiple roleplay sideblogs, so feel free to choose which one you would like to interact with. All asks will be on anon and I will tag my sideblog in the ask.

I’m a busy person, but rest assured, I’ve seen your reply/ask. You can absolutely nag me for replies! Sometimes I forget, sometimes I don’t have the energy, but you aren’t being annoying if you send me a reminder. In fact, please do!

I am most active on Saturdays and in the evenings on weekdays. I’m on Pacific Standard Time, and typically sleep at 9 pm and wake up at 10 am (on weekends). I get home from work anytime from 4 to 6 pm on weekdays.

I currently tag whatever I think would be triggering as topic tw, but I can tag anything that anyone messages me to tag or have in their rules that they want tagged. I have no squicks/triggers myself, but I may add to this list later on.

The muse is not equal to the mod! In Nikki’s case, his moods tend to fluctuate with mine more than my other characters, and in Zephyr’s case, their gender is affected by whatever gender I most associate with at the moment, but nothing else.

These rules may be updated later on, but for now, this’ll be it.

MUSE BIO

NAME: Nikki “Neeks” Knockout

GENDER: male

PRONOUNS: he/they

SPECIES: imp/succubus hybrid

SEXUALITY: bisexual (male lean)

OCCUPATION: freelance stripper/mercenary for hire

RESIDENCE: Pentagram City

PERSONALITY: talkative, oblivious, caring, happy-go-lucky, & sensitive.

BACKSTORY: At 13 years old, a Hellhound murdered his parents in front of him. That same Hellhound blinded him in his right eye, broke his left horn off, and scarred him all over his body. He spent a year in the hospital, having his wounds treated, learning to see with only one eye, and adjusting to having only one horn. For 3 years after that, he bounced around from orphanage to orphanage before escaping a year before becoming an adult. He tattooed the left side of his face, replaced his left horn with a prosthetic, and dyed half of his hair black. He made a name for himself as a freelance pole dancer and taught himself to use several different weapons. After surviving for several years comfortably, his luck ran out during the Extermination of 2023. He was blinded in his other eye during the process of protecting another demon from an Exorcist, and while he did manage to kill the Exorcist, he is now homeless and struggling with his new predicament.

TAG LIST

nikki knockout’s daily dose [lethality and lust]

try these ones on for size [rp memes]

get a load of this [dash commentary]

the real star of the show [mod hunter speaks]

the real star of the show [mod hunter’s art]

i’m sexy and i know it [headcanon]

this is what i look like when the lights are broken [drabble]

this a trivia game? [askbox]

come one come all [open starter]

i’ll play along for the hell of it [dash games]

it’s goin’ down for real [promo]

you’re just like my favorite song going ‘round and ‘round my head [nikki & raven]

what i gotta do to find a sub who down to choke me [nikki & north]

i can tell you’re shy and i think you’re so sweet [nikki & frosty]

a little death [nikki & angel dust]

[stage-select-hub]

[Alright, I’m enjoying the anons invading Leaf’s inbox with flirting rolls, so I’m bringing that over here as well. Doesn’t necessarily have to be flirting, though!]

[ask-redditxtomblr-migration]

I made this ask blog for any questions people might have about Tumblr! And even if you're not a Reddit migrant, you may still be skirting by. This is a place for any questions at all <3

If you're struggling with understanding the platform, you want to find a certain type of blog, require education on the sites cultural differences, or you're an older Tumblr user who wants to share some helpful information to Redditers, then this is the place!

Now, I don't know everything about the platform, which is what commenters and people reblogging can make up for. If anyone wants to send a long ask, with pictures and explanations of complicated parts of Tumblr, feel free to do so, there's a lot of things people don't know. This blog will also rely on reblogs when I don't know the answer, so please reblog so we can find someone who does know. I'll try to tag the best I can to help, but I can't do all the work alone. It's only together that we can help people adjust here, and that's all this blog is for, so if you're struggling or you want to help, please jump into this blog!

This blog's purpose: If anything is frustrating, hard, or in need of a solution, please send ask about it. I'm sure we can solve it together.

Here's a list of things you can send and ask for (This is not a complete list so send your ask anyway)

I need to find a blog that's about (certain interest, niche, fandom thing)

What does this (meme or phrase) mean

Where does this Tumblr lore come from?

How do I do?

Any question about a Tumblr feature.

Tumblr etiquette? (Most etiquette is not universal)

I'm making a blog based on (whatever subreddit) and if anyone wants to follow or create a community for it. (This is great for anyone wanting to group together to start any professional helpers to solve issues like reddit does. I don't know how well it will work but I know some people are trying.)

I'm trying to find something from Reddit. (A user, groups of people from certain subreddits, anyone to help mod a blog)

I need a lot of help and I'm looking to be adopted so that I may bother a specific user with loads of questions :3

I'm struggling with (anything else I didn't list)

I'll try to tag things so you can search 🔎 the blog for any specific asks. And make sure to have fun, that's the point of this blog, we're all on Tumblr for fun!

(Also, if sending an ask because looking for people and you want them to be able to find you, try to keep your ask as public, don't send it as anonymous)

[https-sen]

Haikyuu Dates!

A/N: EXAMS ARE OVER HOLY FUCK I FEEL SO RELIEVED- pls pray and hope i pass, i need to redeem myself as a good student after skipping classes sobsob 😭 anyways, tomorrow im planning to buy a skateboard ehe so enjoy!!

Genre: Fluff

Pairing(s): Yamaguchi, Tsukishima, Kenma x gn!reader

Warning(s): Cussing, and Not Proofread!

BIGGG NOTE: this consists a lot of memes hehe

Yamaguchi

♡Ideas and Planning♡

He scrolls through Pintrest for his ideal date! He's not sure what to do when it comes to date ideas or planning them since he usually let's you pick.

♡Date Choice♡

He would be stuck in between a picnic date and a cat cafe but he'd end up bringing you to a petting zoo since it sounds more interesting!!

...

"Y/N!! Over here!"

He waves at you from the train station entrance with what seems to be.. a convenience store bag? "Tadashi, what's in the bag?", you asked. "Oh! I bought us drinks since the train ride would take a while..", he replies as he opens the plastic bag for you to see 2 bottles of juice. "That's so sweet of you honey.", you smiled at him as he hides the bag behind him shyly.

'Train 069 to [...] is departing soon, passengers may get on.'

"Oh, that's our train! C'mon, we're gonna miss it if we keep standing here!!", he exclaims before dashing through people together hand in hand as you both laugh before getting in.

Tsukishima

♡Ideas and Planning♡

He doesn't admit it but he sucks at dates. He tries googling things but he's picky with the results. He'd end up asking Yamaguchi about date ideas to go on with his s/o.

♡Date Choice♡

With the help of Yamaguchi and Google, he's made up his mind with a cafe date. Although he questioned it a few times but he mostly agreed with it. It was the classic, cute, overused date idea!

...

"Kei, where are you taking me?", you asked your boyfriend as you both walk hand in hand through the calm yet busy street. "On a date, where else?", he looks at you funny as if you said something weird. "I know but where's the date? Do you want me to guess or something?", you raised an eyebrow as Tsukishima nodded while looking at his phone.

"Hm.. Is it those fancy free wifi lounges you see at malls?", you guessed. " No, what is it with you and free wifi lounges these days? You know my place has wifi already.", he pokes your side. "Hey! Well there's no harm in trying right?", you poke is side back. "Oi! Well, we're almost there so stop with your weird guesses.", he shows his phone GPS.

" Destination Arrived! ' The Little Rabbit Cafe, Piss Street (im so sorry no im not) No.69' "

"Woah, it looks cool! And a cafe huh? Kinda cliche but good job, Kei!", you laugh as he pokes your side 4 times before getting in the cafe.

Kenma

♡Ideas and Planning♡

He doesnt know 😦

♡Date Choice♡

He's too lazy and a too busy with games- wait. That's it, an online date!! Seems a lot like him, he knows that, but he watched some minecraft building tutorials on youtube to build something special for you.

...

"obamadeez (thats you) has joined the server"

"Honeyyyy, come on!", he whines as he fiddles with his fingers. "Wait, my assets are loading in!! Bare with me, my laptop can only do so much.", you told him as you switched to the discord tab to send him the screenshot you took.

"Alright, what are your coordinates?" "You dont need coordinates im standing behind you." Your character turns to look behind to see a Kenma's Hanako skin peeking from a tree while holding a torch. "C'mon!", he said shortly before walking away. "Okay, jeez. Wait for me though!"

You look around the pretty picnic area he made with fairy lights hanging around from a mod pack he downloaded. "Aww, honey this is so cute!", you gushed. "I'm glad you like it..", he says shyly. "C'mon, I have a lot more to show you later.", he says as he gives you a book.

'I love you'

this one is kinda sucky tho ngl, im not pleased with it :(

[mewberii]

Streamer!Scaramouche [2]

thanks for all the support in the first part! i wrote a second part where scaramouche plays genshin + the reader comes in (i tried to make it as gender neutral as possible, so let me know if there’s something off!). you’re a close friend of scaramouche and also a voice actor!

i had been planning this since i wrote the first part, but because i was busy and uninspired i couldn’t finish it. but here it is and it’s actually pretty long (over 5k words...)! i hope you guys will like this!! obviously he’s a little nicer than he is in game but,,, for the sake of the plot + it being a modern au, it had to be done sjnfdskjf

He was selected to play the beta for genshin because of his popularity and tbh he really wanted to play it

The game hadn’t really caught his eye all that much when he first heard about it but he saw how everyone online went crazy over it (plus other streamers who also were selected to play it in early access kept talking about it) and he became more curious to know what it would be like and if it’d live to everyone’s expectations

However he couldn’t really play it until it was officially released because he had a very busy schedule, and when he saw other streams of people playing it he was,,, lowkey jealous because it did look fun

When it was finally released and the game finished downloading and installing, he went live right away

And since so many people were looking forward to seeing him play plus the game was getting so popular so fast, that stream of when he first played hit his biggest milestone of live viewers ever

ANYWAYS skip forward to further into the game

when it comes to the gacha,,,

we’ve established that this boy is loaded. he won’t hesitate to throw some big amounts of money at the game to get every single character and weapon he wants and get their constellations to the max

i feel like he’d make little bets (and it works as a way to thank the chat for the support) like “if i get (insert newest character) in the first 50 pulls, i will gift 50 subs”

he’d be SOOOOOOO LUCKY it’d make everyone who doesn’t play think that it must be very easy to get the 5 stars or that the drop rate must be very high,,,

so in the end he’d have to gift the subs and it’d be funny to see the chat go absolutely crazy because everyone is commenting at the same time trying to see if they got lucky too and got the sub

but the chat goes so fast that they can’t even see their own comment after they send it sNDJGDJSK 

he’d end up turning subs mode on for a while because it goes crazy

and that’s when he’d see people going “I GOT THE SUB-” all excited and he can’t help but chuckle and congratulate them for being one of the lucky ones

probably another game he can use to play with some subs once in a while! they could play co-op and when he’s a very high level he’d go to the worlds of some of his subs with lower level to help them with whatever they need

SO, LITTLE SKIP HERE

this is where i want the reader to slide into the picture

you’d be a voice actor, and also you have been a friend of his for a very long time

he met you even before he started streaming and you were always so supportive of him, as he was of every and each of your dreams

in fact, he would have invited you over more than once to stream with him

people don’t say anything bc they’re afraid of scaramouche banning them (it’s happened before) + they understand it can be disrespectful... but…

some people lowkey ship you two a little bit,,,,,, you didn’t hear it from me. scaramouche don’t ban me----

so one day he’s making another livestream playing genshin (sponsored by mihoyo to promote the newest update and event) and they’re going to release a new character 

AND he has told everyone that you are the voice actor of the new character, who will be introduced in the event and is also getting their own banner

so everyone is very curious of what they’ll be like, if scaramouche will try to get them (obviously he will, he has every single character…. the amount of money he has put into the game…. just thinking of it gives me the heebie-jeebies) 

could he even,,, main them,,,,

spoiler: he won’t because he’ll stay honest till the end (and no hard feelings) but there are other characters that he has built up to the max just like them and still work better with the way he plays but he’ll still find a chance to use them often

he didn’t know anything of what the character you voiced would be like because you wanted to keep it a surprise and he knew his audience would enjoy seeing his first reactions

I think the character you voice in the game would have the role that Scaramouche has in the actual game, and their design would be fairly similar (maybe similar color palette) to the design fans made for him as a genshin character (the one i mentioned that he uses for popup notifs of subscriptions and all!)

needless to say he’d absolutely love their personality and the charisma you showed in their lines

of course when he finally gets them he shows everything about them including all their voice lines and he compliments y/n’s voice acting… that was the first time people suspected that....

mayhaps… scaramouche….

has feelings for you....

it’s in the soft gaze in his eyes,,, the gentle smile on his lips,,, his soft voice when saying “I think this one is my favorite line of theirs”

and just how BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL his laugh sounds when someone comments he should invite you and ask you to do that voiceline live for him and everyone else

he’d jokingly reach for his phone and be like “should i call them? i could” 

(but he wouldn’t because he doesn’t want to disturb you, you may be busy, considering you still hadn’t replied to the messages he sent to you before he started the stream a few hours ago)

if anyone dares be mean to you saying you got the chance to voice act for genshin just bc of scaramouche

or implies that he did something to get you there he’ll get quite mad even tho he won’t speak up about it (he might if enough people say it) 

people can see something shift in his gaze,,,, and he bans them permanently right away

it’d be kinda funny when he does those “reading unban requests” streams and he goes past immediately rejecting people who said those kind of stuff, not even reading the apologies JSNKJFNDSJKGNSDK

some people say he’s too strict about it but literally his stream his rules. people who don’t like him should just not watch him

and people who like him should NOT speak badly about you or doubt your talent and effort, which is what brought you that opportunity in the first place

one day he’d be streaming playing the game, he had been using your character and gathering materials to get their last ascension

and at one point he’d grab his phone and look at the screen for a second before putting it back down and saying he had planned something else for tonight besides playing genshin for a while

then, the doorbell would ring (before he could even close the game-) and it’d be heard from his setup room so people in the chat heard it and they’re all like???

it’s definitely not takeout because scaramouche never orders takeout when he’s on his own, he usually cooks for himself and just orders it when he’s with friends and they all feel like eating something different

actually, offtopic, but i have a feeling he’d be very responsible when it comes to food and like he’d cook himself proper meals all perfectly balanced and all- he could afford having someone cook for him but his house = his privacy and personal space so he’d rather do it himself

it’s like, past 10pm, so no way it would be a package or mail at that time

and then he says “we have a visitor tonight”

and then the chat goes crazy saying “CHILDE” “HARBINGERS” but mostly “Y/N!??!?/PLEASE LET IT BE Y/N”

AND IT WAS YOU!!!!

and omg you brought takeout--------

it had been a while since they had seen you in scaramouche’s stream and you didn’t have your own channel (even though there were many people who encouraged you to open one)

SO everyone was very excited

i feel like scaramouche wouldn’t be the biggest fan of eating on camera so you guys would put the food away so that you can eat it later on your own without an audience

and you two would just spend a while talking to the chat, watching videos

AND reviewing fanart and fanmade content together!! it’d be so cute especially fanarts of the two of you together, little animatics or comics of funny clips or memes from his streams of you two,,,

someone made a little felt plushie of the genshin character you voiced and the way you COOED because it was SO cute

only those who were truly paying attention were able to notice the soft smile on scaramouche’s lips and the way he looked at you as you gushed over how cute the little plushie is and how talented the person who made it is!!

also you’d tell him you saw signora make a stream where she talked to some of her fans on discord individually to give them advice on their life/problems (nothing too serious) and it was very funny and you wanted to do that with him someday

and he’s like “that… could be a huge mess. people could say some crazy stuff” and you’re like “NO but i talked to her about it and she said she got her mods to talk to them first and approve them before they moved them up to the channel where she was to talk to her”

and he’s like “still…….. what if people lie and then when they get to talk to us they say something-”

and you’re like “BOY!!!! DO YOU NOT TRUST YOUR FANS *GASP*” and everyone in the chat is also going “GASP” “HE DOESN’T TRUST US…” “IS THIS YOUR IDOL…..?” “SAY SORRY” (all good fun, obviously he’d love to talk to everyone if he could make sure there won’t be anything disrespectful said)

SO!!!!! you two say you’ll plan to do something like that soon and everyone is very excited, they can already tell it’ll be both super cute and hilarious

before he ends the stream, you two watch some videos together

some are about some upcoming videogames and he talks about them and what he knows and explaining things to you... he is.. so knowledgeable…

the way you look at him as he goes into a little rant about it… cinematic parallels with the way he looked at you before

ONCE AGAIN, people aren’t blind. they notice. but they keep it to themselves bc scary scara (the way i had to resist overusing this one joke with his name-)

so the stream ends and you two walk out of the setup room to go to his living room and eat the takeout you brought while watching something on tv

he apologises because the food is cold now, but you brush it off saying it’s ok, you had missed being on his streams and you two can just heat up the food again

he doesn’t look at you in the eyes as he mutters that you know you can join his streams whenever, and instead just says it as he makes his way to the kitchen to heat the food

you join him in the kitchen soon after and tell him you also bought something for dessert and put it in the fridge already before

and honestly he didn’t know how much he wanted to eat that dessert until it was in his fridge, so he can’t stop himself from sighing and saying “god, i love you”

there’s silence for a second, right as the microwave beeps as it finished heating the food

it feels eternal to him, but you immediately started laughing and said jokingly “of course you do! you’re welcome!” 

he’s happy you took it as a joke because that’s not how he planned to confess (he didn’t plan to confess anytime soon in the first place) but at the same time ?? he’s lowkey offended inside because? you took it as a joke?? is it so unrealistic that you wouldn’t even think that he meant it romantically?

it’s at that moment that he realises that if he didn’t want to confess before, now he does.

he wouldn’t want anyone to know about how he let that slip because he’s sure no one in you two’s friend group even knows he likes you

but you,,, actually,,,,, were actually caught off guard too because scaramouche wasn’t precisely one for words of affection and he showed his care for everyone with his actions

in fact, you had never heard him say those words before but well- it was kinda nice- if only he meant it as you feel it- but he couldn’t, right? who’d confess their feelings so casually while looking at a dessert in the fridge with desire-------

that night, it gets pretty late and to be honest he’s a little too tired to drive you home as he usually would, so he asks if you’d like to sleep over

it wouldn’t be your first time doing so, not even the first time you stayed unplanned, and he had a couple guest rooms that you could use so you accepted

also, staying for longer meant you could keep watching some more of that series with him without worrying about it getting late

or,,,

“actually” you said in a low voice, almost a whisper, since it was getting late and you two had been in complete silence while watching the series “i lowkey still wanted to stream some more”

he scoffs but then lets out a short chuckle, replying in the same volume

“it’s past 2am, who’s going to watch me stream now?”

“i would” have mercy for his poor heart- “but i’d be the streamer too this time so it doesn’t count” 

“what even would we do”

“can we play that co-op game you played with childe? it was so much fun” 

had you not brought it up, he wouldn’t have offered that ever because? if he had recently played it with childe he didn’t want to stream it again and make it feel repetitive for his audience 

(jokes on him because when genshin came out they put up with it being the only thing he streamed for over a week. they’d rewatch any game if it’s you two playing it)

but to be honest, he didn’t really want to stream anymore that day and just wanted to be with you, just you and no one else

he got up from the couch and walked towards the hallway, making you look up to him in confusion for a second, but then started getting excited knowing this meant he was going to let you play it with him

“i don’t really feel like streaming anymore today, but we can still play it. let’s go”

the next day, you two wake up around the same time and make breakfast together

scaramouche i feel is not very talkative in the mornings 

in fact, i feel like he’s just not the most talkative in general. he’s more the type to listen, but it’s different during his streams because he’s doing what he loves and talking about what he loves

and when it comes to you and he talks more it’s because he’s talking to who he loves----

before you’re going to leave and you’re standing at the door about to say goodbye to him, he suddenly speaks up before you can

“do you want to go somewhere tomorrow?”

you raise your eyebrows in curiosity from the sudden request, but then smile at him and nod

“yeah sure! what do you have in min-”

“it’s a date” he said, interrupting you, which was weird enough of him (since he would never interrupt you), but his words were even weirder-

“h-huh?” you felt the heat rising to your cheeks, and scaramouche just repeated his words

on the outside, he looked so casual and just, confident- bUT INSIDE he was actually panicking a little bit 

but just a little bit.

After a moment, you smiled at him again, this time somewhat more shily but also excited for your date!

“I look forward to it”

Just with that, you two knew you had made the first step

You weren’t just friends anymore

You two had hung out on your own many times before, in fact and as it was mentioned before, you two had even slept over at his house or yours many times before

but it had all always been purely platonic, and you guys had never even questioned that aspect of it even after realising you had romantic feelings for each other

he’d spend the rest of the day thinking of what you could do the next day, as if he hadn’t been brainstorming for ideas all night either

i feel like he hasn’t gone in many (if not any--) dates before

solely because he has never been interested in romance plus he had never liked someone or at least, not as much as he liked you

and even when he found out he felt something for you, he just always told himself he was okay with how things were, because he’d never experienced anything beyond friendship and didn’t feel the need to try and maybe ruin the friendship

SO he didn’t have many ideas of what a good date could be

he definitely didn’t want a cliché corny date, but he really didn’t have any idea of what was good enough for a date

(and if for future dates you want something he’d consider a “”cliché corny date”” he’d do it for you and actually enjoy it)

the last thing he wanted was to have to ask you what you could do for your date

1- because he didn’t want to show you any side of him that didn’t look like he always has everything under control and he’s always composed (as if you wouldn’t want to see every side of him, even his most vulnerable sides- you’d have to work on that with him when you two become official)

2- he… kind of wanted to surprise you…..

but it really got to the point where he really didn’t know what you’d like the most (or what he’d like the most too) and what he wanted most over anything else is to not disappoint you in you two’s first date

SO he finally texted you asking if there was anything special you wanted to do (and therefore indirectly admitting he……….. just really wanted to ask you out. so much he did it without thinking of what he’d do if you said yes--)

you didn’t seem to mind, and in fact you were happy he asked for your opinion 

overall, scaramouche was very independent so he wasn’t one to ask others for advice, opinions or anything, much less for help regarding anything

“how long has it been since we last went to the arcade? we could go there! i heard from childe that they added new games!”

and he’s like !?!?!?? THAT…. is…….. the perfect idea

“that actually sounds perfect” he admitted, and the message brought a big smile to your face 

“just don’t get mad at me when you lose at all of them” he sent right after, teasing you, and you couldn’t help but let out a laugh out loud

“the last time i won in your favorite game” you reminded him, and even after he read your message, he took a little bit to reply

(he needed a second to put the pieces of his pride together SJNFKJDS)

“don’t get used to it, it won’t happen again”

“we will see about that” the more you two joked like this, the more excited you got thinking about tomorrow

scaramouche was sure now that it’d be a great first date that you’d both remember forever

the next day, it was almost the time for the date and scaramouche was going to pick you up at your house

i feel like scaramouche would be very fashionable and even in his style he doesn’t try to hide that he’s loaded…

not that he cares about buying cheap clothes, literally he’d say if he likes it and it’s good (aka it’s not cheap because it’s made of something that won’t make it last longer than 3 weeks) he’ll get it

but it just so happens that many times… the clothes he likes most are from famous brands…

AND THIS DAY!!!!!! he’s putting together one of his favorite outfits because it’s a special day

it almost hurts me just how nonchalant he’d look on the outside, making it a little hard to know exactly just how much this date meant to him (because as i said he’s not one to be very vocal about his feelings or even his thoughts)

BUT i trust that you… since you know him well…. can see past all that and you know that this is not just anything casual to him. this is special.

STILL!!!! he’d try his best to not let the blush rise to his cheeks and show, as well as to not let his voice shake when he complimented that you looked very good

ANYWAYS i think i think Scaramouche wouldn’t be one for big pda

the most he’d do where anyone can see is hold your hand or put his arm around your waist

WHICH IS WHY he’d try to be all smooth (and he would manage) reaching for your hand and lacing his fingers with yours

he wouldn’t make eye contact because then he’s sure it’ll show on his face that he’s getting somewhat flustered, but he’d still ask if you’re okay with it, to which you said yes

the area where the arcade was is always somewhat crowded so when you two were getting there, scaramouche would tighten the grip on your hand a little bit to make sure you wouldn’t let go and you’d be pulled apart by people trying to walk past however they can

you know that if you two got serious about your relationship, he would want to be the first person to share the news with his fans

BUT since he was so popular now, you two lived in a pretty big city and now were at a popular area (+ scaramouche wouldn’t be the type to try and hide his identity because he’s never had people make a fuss when they recognise him)

you were a little worried someone would see you two and maybe take a picture and post it online and it’d go viral before he can admit it himself

because of that, you end up throwing back to him the question he had asked when he held your hand 

“are you sure this is okay?”

your question confused him because he didn’t know what you mean, so he finally looked you in the eyes and waited for you to explain further

“it’s just- what if somebody sees us and recognises you?”

he looked away from you and back at where he was going, taking a few seconds to answer before he just shrugged

“i don’t care”

you softly let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding as you waited for him to say something, and almost missed the way he whispered

“as long as it doesn’t affect you”

for someone who seemed and actually tried to seem to self-sufficient, who appreciated his friends but was also okay on his own because he was absolutely comfortable with himself, he was actually…

more selfless than people would ever know, especially when it came to you

you two would have SO much fun in the arcade, trying every single game many times

this time though, scaramouche won in his favorite game so he lived up to his words

you two won so many tickets you literally didn’t even know what to do with them once you got the couple prizes you were interested in

you bumped into a couple fans of his, so you talked for a while

once again, you were met with suggestions of opening your own streaming channel, and even scaramouche said “i’ve told them that many times too, but they always say they think their streams won’t be fun enough”

and the fans are like “NO!! literally everyone thinks you’re super nice and fun!! of course you don’t have to if you don’t want to, but we’d love it!!”

one of the fans (exaggerating a little as a joke) said “i’ll be your number 1 fan i swear” and the three of you laughed, except scaramouche who just scoffed and smirked 

“i am ALREADY their number one fan. but good try” <- scaramouche in his head. say it outloud u coward.

but at the same time it was a joke scaramouche chill pretty much everyone knows you’re their number one fan……. even though you think you’re so smooth………. they just don’t say anything 

they were very nice and fun to talk to and you knew scaramouche and you didn’t really want anything else from the prizes, so you offered you two’s tickets to them

“we don’t really need these anymore so maybe you’ll have more use for them!!”

they got SO excited, the way their eyes lit up :( scaramouche is convinced you’re an angel but he’s also very happy to see how joyful his fans got because those were more than enough for the prize they really wanted-

so after that cute little interaction and having used up your energy for competition, you two leave and think of buying some ice cream or a milkshake or something to end the date nicely and to enjoy while you walk back home

the arcade was not exactly very close to where you two lived (it was far from your house, but even farther from his-) so he asked if you were okay with walking back or if you two should get an uber or something, to which you said you were okay

walking back with him meant!! a little more time you could spend with him

and he was happy you said that because he was feeling the same way and still didn’t want the day to end

we’ll see more about the kind of things he likes and dislikes if he’s released as a playing character BUT FOR NOW i really get this vibe that he’d LOVE boba tea

i even think he’d?? enjoy tea in general??? classy boy…

SO you two would end up going to get some boba 

it was very touching how, when reading the flavors they had that day, he suddenly and casually went “oh, they have your favorite” and you looked at the one he was pointing at and !!! indeed it was your favorite!!!!!!!

he remembers this kind of details very well

you take the chance to talk some more as you’re walking home

scaramouche asks about your job with voice acting and you tell him that you actually have been recording some new lines for your genshin character lately because in the next update there’ll be an event involving them

he’s looking forward to it but he teases you a little asking if it’s okay for you to spoil him with such information

but it’s okay because it’s not like he’d tell anyone, especially knowing it could get you in trouble

when he drops you off at your house, he has a hard time saying goodbye

literally you’re standing at your door and he’s in front of you, a couple steps away, looking away from you

you don’t say goodbye either, mainly because you know scaramouche is working the courage to say something, and you can also sort of guess what he wants to say

you think of saying it first, but then think that it would make scaramouche proud to be honest about his feelings and confess first

“i’ve liked you for a long time”

you can’t help the smile that makes its way onto your face, unconsciously reaching a hand up to slightly cover it

“i feel the same way” you replied to him in a soft voice

he took a deep breath and exhaled it softly, finally lifting up his gaze and making eye contact with you

it was already dark outside, so you couldn’t appreciate the faint rosy blush on his cheeks well

“can i kiss you?”

your eyes widened for a second, not expecting him to ask and if anything, thinking he’d just step forward and do it

so you were a little embarrassed and caught off-guard to reply properly, so you just nodded and put your hand down as he took the last couple steps and his face was right in front of yours

he’d cup your cheek in one of his hands, feeling the warmth of your skin

you closed your eyes, and he looked at you for a second longer before he finally leaned in and closed the short distance that separated your lips

at that moment you both knew that you had been missing on so much more when you two just settled and were content with your friendship

but!! that was about to change now, so it was all worth it

after that, scaramouche would make clear that this would be the first day of your relationship!! and even if he didn’t say it with words, you could just feel his happiness!!

so!! after that, because of work you two got a little busy the next couple months so dates weren’t very frequent 

or at least, they weren’t dates like the one you first had

but still whenever you two were free he’d go over to your house, or you’d come over to his to play, stream together, or literally just spend time together doing anything

he wouldn’t let people know you two had started dating straight away (if anything, only his other streamer friends -aka you two’s friends in common- knew)

but the day he said it, he wanted you to be there

SO one day you two were streaming and you were currently reacting to one fanart of you two together

so he looked at you and you made eye contact and it was like you two spoke with your eyes like

“do we tell them now”

“let’s tell them.”

so scaramouche would clear his throat and without closing the fanart, he’d say he has something he wanted to announce

everyone was excited thinking it’d be some new project, maybe involving you

maybe some merch??? and the fanarts had reminded him of it???????

BUT THEN he straightforwardly said

“y/n and i are dating”

and everyone goes aBSOLUTELY CRAZY

amidst the chaos, you two catch a comment saying “will you unban the people who shipped you two” and you laugh

and you look at each other like “did you read that one?” “yeah”

and scaramouche is like “yeah, i guess i will have to unban some people”

and when some get unbanned they’re like “fREEDOM!!!!”

and jokingly they’re all like “APOLOGISE!!!!!!!! SAY SORRY!!!” so he just laughs and you join them being like “!!! apologise!!! you banned them for it and!! look at you now!!”

so he ends up trying to hold in another laugh as he mutters a halfassed ‘sorry’ and everyone starts commenting claps and hearts and celebrating that he apologised. now justice has been made.

the rest of that stream suddenly feels livelier and brighter!! you two are laughing a lot and so is everyone in the chat!! 

and also the new genshin event would’ve already just been released that same day so you can talk about some of your experiences with recording or what you thought of it

and scaramouche would let you play it yourself!! (he still hadn’t played it) and it was also the first time you played genshin live!! you’d show people the characters you have and everything and tell them some anecdotes

people would be SHOCKED because you!? don’t have the character you voiced!? D:

and you’re like “yeah… i pulled for them and used up all my primogems and… didn’t get them”

and your banner is back because of the event, so scaramouche won’t let this slide!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL GET YOUR CHARACTER.

your luck is terrible compared to his so at one point you’ll literally feel bad for how much he’s spending for you to get it

but he doesn’t mind at all and everyone is having fun so!!

and once you finally get them you’re sO HAPPY and everyone in the chat is celebrating

and you think it’s over but scaramouche is like ???? what are you doing?? open the wish page again. you’re going to get them c6.

and you’re like oh my gOD PLEASE NO DON’T SPEND MORE MONEY ON ME FOR THIS

but he won’t listen and he’ll do it

so!!! he’ll always do his best to be the best boyfriend he can be for you!! so you better give him your heart!!!!

[askmajiinsonic]

Welcome, Welcome! (Promo post!)

**FAIR WARNING TO ALL!! THIS IS SONIC.EXE BASED AND THERE WILL BE BADLY WRITTEN HORROR SOMETIMES!! KEEP THAT IN MIND!! THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY**

You take a deep breath as you load up the sound test screen, your hands typing in the code shakily. Are the rumors true? Do they really appear if you type in this code?

You take one last look at the digits, making sure they're correct...

You hit enter.

The accept noise sounds off and a flash of white hits you.

You blink, groan from the intensity of the flash...And find yourself in a void like space. It's dark blue and black, and figures look at you from pillars leading to nowhere.

Wh-What? What just happened?

"Why, Hello there!"

You spin around and see...Sonic. But it's not Sonic. Instead of sonic's face, it has a creepy, mask like, smiling face with a wide grin and large empty eyes. You shiver. It's so...off.

"Came in from the Sound test, huh? Curiosity really gets at you, doesn't it?"

The creature holds out a gloved hand to you.

"Nice to meet ya! I'm Majin Sonic! Feel free to Call me Majin or Ji. Feel free to stay as long as you'd like! ...I only have one warning. "

The creature's aura grows dim and dark, and intimidating. Your body fills with the weight of dread. Their expression, while still holding a smile, seems foreboding. And frightening.

"Stay close to me, and do NOT wander off without me. Understand?"

You nod in fright, and the shadow lifts from the creature's face.

"Splendid! Ask away! And have fun! After all, the FUN IS INFINITE!"

**CHARACTER INFO, EVENT CHARACTERS, AND SUCH UNDER THE CUT!!**

Name: Majin Sonic/Majin/Ji

Age: ??

Pronouns: He/they/it

Height: A bit taller than classic sonic

Speaks: Like so!

Sexuality: Ace/Aro

EVENT CHARACTERS:

Green wisp

Nicknames: Hover, Roh.

Pronouns: They/them

Appearance: A green wisp. Duh.

Explanation: During a mishap, Roh and a lot of his friends became trapped in the Infinite. Majin found them and became friends.

Currently in the Infinite? No.

Infinite Majin

Nickname: Inf. Majin

Pronouns: He/they/it

Appearance: Majin, but with a mustache. Occasionally his eyes glow with white pupils.

Explanation: Early in the Infinite, Majin used to help the Endless spread their fun. This is the result of what would happen if Majin continued on that path.

Currently in the Infinite? Yes.

Minus Majin

Nickname: Minus

Pronouns: He/they

Appearance: Like Majin, but a lighter blue. He has a bright orange bowtie and a wind-up toy turn key in his back.

Explanation: A random rift opened up and dumped him in the Infinite. Simply my interp of the Minus Majin design.

Currently in the Infinite? Yes.

Tenma Mighty

Nickname: Tenma, D-sides Majin.

Pronouns: He/him Xey/xem clown/clowns/clownself

Appearance: Resembles Mighty the Armadillo, but a purplish pink color with mustache and a clown nose. And, of course, a large grin.

Explanation: Mun needed a way to conclude the Infinite Majin event, so here we are.

Currently in the Infinite? Yes.

Majin Snick (Dimin)

Nickname: Di, Creepy Snick

Pronouns: He/him

Appearance: Like Snick from pizza tower, but dark blue instead of purple and red. Has a small infinity sign on his hat.

Explanation: The Majin version of Snick from Pizza tower, got lost in the Infinite during April fools. Mun basically saw Snick and Snick.exe, and thought "MAJIN SNICK TIME" and created this version. He appeared during April Fools' 2023.

Currently in the Infinite? No

((THE MOD WILL SPEAK LIKE THIS!!))

TAGS:

Infinite fun!--Ask

A break from infinity--Ooc

Another soul--Anon

What fun!--Rp/reply

A change in infinity--M!A/Rp meme

What's this?-- Random posts/etc

the fun grows

The Fun Army Event

"Reach for the fun!" Event

Welcome to the Fun! --Promo

Nonsensical babbilings... the Endless

BEFORE YOU FOLLOW:

--Please do not spam my inbox, replies, reblogs, etc. If you sent in an ask or a rp starter, I'll get to it eventually! Just be patient, ok? However, it is alright to ping me after a day or so if I forgot an rp thread.

--Majin Is Ace/Aro- Little kisses and flirting is fine, just keep in mind that he's not looking for a relationship. (Mun is an adult, but this isn't a place for sex rp.)

Dni's don't really do anything, but keep in mind: Here we love trans folk, queer folk, jewish folk, black folk, and if you are here to spread hate of any kind, you will be blocked.

[the-golden-ghost]

spamton for the blorbo blingus ? or jevil whoever you prefer

APOLOGIES FOR TAKING LIKE A WEEK TO DO THIS turns out transcribing is Difficult. Putting the original meme at the bottom for reference.

Also, picking Spamton cause someone else asked about Jevil!

His Shitfucked Priorities:

Food: 4/5 due to food insecurity. He rarely lets on about it though

Sleep: 1/5 he doesn't do this

Sex: 3/5 I mean he's definitely horny but I think his desire to SELL sex is probably higher than his actual sex drive

Pals: 0/5 friends?who needs 'em

Love: He'll SAY it's 0/5 again but it's actually like 4/5

War: 10/5

Kill: 11/5 how do you do capital numbers

Crying: 10/5

Minecraft Skills:

(Disclaimer: I've never mined a craft and I don't know anything about it other than there's blocks and Endermen)

Well he definitely Grinds, Mods, and has Bad Internet. Idk what a cracked account is but it sounds like him

PVP: 4/5

PVE: 1/5

Redstone: 5/5

Building: 0/5

Parkour: 1/5

Speedrunning: 2/5

Fun Facts:

His animal crossing personality: Cranky

Number of Animatics In My Head For Them: None because I can't find any Spamton Songs :( I don't listen to the right kinds of music

Hours Sleep They Get Daily: He gets two. A week

Kill Count: I want to be funny and say it's high but actually I think it's more fitting for it to be low. Not cause he's NOT the murder type but because he's so ineffective and irrelevant to the narrative. Even in Snowgrave we would have done all that even if he weren't there, he TRIED to be relevant and an Evil Mass Murderer but he wasn't really. He's just a pathetic little puppet!

This v That

Hot v Lukewarm: Oh he THINKS he's hot shit but he's the most lukewarm bowl of tap water you've ever laid eyes upon

Sunshine v Moon: Sunshine of course :) his motif

Distant v In Your Face: If he's NOT in your face every second of every day assume he's dead

Crewmate v Imposter: Imposter but not very well

Edible v Poisonous: If you so much as get a whiff of him you will Die

Gamer v Old Man: The oldest

Lives in a Tree v Money Bags: Okay again he will tell you he's loaded but he lives in the trash in canon so

Fruit v Meaty: Meat. Rancid though

Intelligent v Braindead: He THINKS he's people-smart (he's not) but he does have survival skills, admittedly

Saltine v Ghost Pepper: Ghost pepper and he'll harm you

The Checkmarks:

Puppet

Nagging Fears

Dead

No Parents

Hated By All

Haunted

NEEDS therapy

Will never get therapy

20 exes

Marketable

Broken beyond repair

Kills to survive AND thrive!

[askaceattorney]

Dear Anonymous,

Co-Mod: Not that I’m aware of.  She just left along with Mods Vera and Paups a while back.  See this post for the details, but be prepared for some politics.

Mod Edgeworth: For those of you that weren’t here when this all went down, I ask you to not ask any more questions regarding that incident. They will be deleted. It’s still kinda sore for some of us and we’d like to put that all behind us. We also ask you to not go sending any hate towards the former mods that left. Thank you.

(Songs in Letter -- Spoilers for Kirby’s Return to Dreamland)

Dear Gumshoe “Letty” Fan,

Co-Mod: The first song is originally from Fire Emblem if I’m not mistaken, but I agree that it has some Ace Attorney vibes to it.  In fact, it sounds incredibly similar to my second favorite Pursuit theme, Pursuit ~ Lying Coldly.

I can also imagine the Kirby tune being played during a tense moment between Ryunosuke and van Zieks.  It’s not exactly oriental-sounding, but the fast string melodies create a very similar atmosphere to what we hear in The Great Ace Attorney.

Come to think of it, why aren’t there any Ace Attorney songs in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?  I can understand if Nintendo didn’t feel like trying to cram in another fighter or stage, but come on, these songs are timeless!!

Dear dawsongfg,

Mod Edgeworth: Probably when the Judge dies.

Dear springtime562,

Mod Justice:

Finished. Gone. Erased. Done.

AND I WON’T. LET HIM. RETURN.

(If that demonic FREAK of a costume somehow returns, I’m gonna go “Great Ape” on everything in my line of sight. SCREW. HIM.)

Co-Mod: Indeed.  M. E. and I owe Mod Justice a gratitude of thanks for his heroic efforts.  Mind if we keep you on speed dial just in case, though?

(Previous Post)

(Previous Letter)

Dear sweetlaive3,

Co-Mod: Unfortunately, we weren’t able to fix the letter (although I guess we technically could if you really want us to), but I went ahead and changed the tag for you.

(Video in Letter)

(Links in Letter)

(Channel in Letter)

(Video 1) (ACE Video 1)

(Video 2) (ACE Video 2)

(Video 3) (ACE Video 3)

Dear Gumshoe “Letty” Fan,

Co-Mod: And just for you...

I especially loved Jake Marshall in the first one.  Add a “pardner” at the end, and that sounds exactly like him.

I think I shared my MBTI type once before, but I don’t remember what it was.  According to the test I did just now, I’m also INFP-T.  Who’d have thunk it?

Mod Justice:

I don’t know what to say about the videos, other than that you put a lot of effort into making them. Impressive!

As for my personality type, I am a “Turbulent Mediator” - or “INFP-T.”

Huh... seems we’ve got something in common, Letty!

Co-Mod: Whoa!  How about that?  I guess it’s a small world, even on the internet.  Either that, or the test is rigged somehow.

(Picture in Letter)

Dear Anonymous,

Co-Mod: Your picture didn’t load, so I replaced it with a new one.

I want to say thanks for the nostalgia, but...when did I become so old that that game is nostalgic for me!?

Dear Anonymous,

Mod Edgeworth: We mods do have to explain ourselves to those of the 19th century about who we are, why we are dressed oddly, certain holidays that do not exist in their timeline and even what some of your words mean. 

Let me tell ya, it’s a bit troubling having to explain what a television, smartphone and other devices are, especially when you send them videos and memes to respond to.

Co-Mod: The tip-off was my fault, in case anyone’s wondering.  I couldn’t resist, but in retrospect, maybe it wasn’t such a great idea to share that information with a child...

Dear Starry,

Mod Edgeworth: I don’t recall seeing your name in any letter I’ve deleted, so it’s likely in the inbox somewhere. We’re just now at the 23rd of July.

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Dear dawsongfg,

Co-Mod: Yeah, I had to do some serious searching for that video -- thank goodness for modern search engine technology.  (Sorry, old vacuums!)

I’m unfamiliar with the Big 5 outside of this video, but I’d say they’re decent voice actors, at least.

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Dear Anonymous,

Co-Mod: So I’m not the only one who willingly listens to that song?  I mean, sure, it might be from the 80′s, but it’s still a catchy tune, meme or no meme.

Mod Justice: Amen to that.

However, when it comes to “80s songs that became memes,” this gem comes to mind...

Dear Anonymous,

Co-Mod: Nope, it’s still in the inbox waiting to be answered very soon!  Thanks for asking!  : )  

-The Mods

[aondaneedles]

4 and 19 for the ask meme :3

4. what is your least favorite thing about the sims 2?

Good question. I don't think there's a specific thing I hate (I don't mind the loading screens), but sometimes you just really notice how... limiting the game can be sometimes. Sims behave very much according to their aspirations (I think katatty said something about that some time ago) and I get why (they're an AI) but sometimes you just want that extra-whomp. Take LTW for example. Sims will only ever roll LTW connected to their aspiration. I'd love for them to roll LTW related to their interests, hobbies, personality etc. as well ( I know that there are mods for that, but it's just an example). Sims can be a bit predictable is what I'm trying to say.

19. do you meticiously control everything in your game or let things play out autonomously? do you pick spouses for your sims or let them choose for themselves?

I meticulously take care of them, but they do have a certain amount of freedom. I play very wants based, so if they want something, they usually get it (unless it's a 2000$ painting or the fourth kid in a tiny trailer home - get a spouse first and we'll talk again, Brandi!). I do tend to go out of my way to make two sims meet if I feel like they might be good together, but if something happens between them is up to ACR...

Thank you!

[brw]

SUPER LATE BUT SIMON x HANK FOR THE ASK GAME

1) doesn't listen to music. ever.

BOTH ARE MUSIC LISTENERS ALAS... their musical interests do luckily converge they have it all 😩

2) has never had a pomegranate

tbh... i can see hank not having one... it's not that he doesn't WANT to its just that they're difficult to eat with the canines >:(

3) is a tax evader

SIMON IT'S LITERALLY CANON HE WAS LITERALLY ARRESTED FOR EMBEZZLEMENT AND FRAUD IT'S CANON HE'S A CANONICAL TAX EVADER.

4) is against legalising marijuana

neither of them. simon grew up rich and had a Delinquent Older Brother™ so he definitely got curious at one point and a writer for simon & hank in the 70s did literally say he wrote them as if they were slightly stoned so. hdjshshdhdd they ARE the avengers' resident gay stones. bless.

5) gets computer viruses the most

SIMON ALAS... again he grew up in the 40s and 50s and even tho he's assimilated to 21st century life relatively well. he's also gullible and slightly stupid <3

6) fell for an email spam and lost a lot of money

HANK. tbf his life is weird enough that people hitting up his inbox to ask for large amounts of cash for legitimate reasons isn't too out of field so. yeah <3 it's FINE though simon is. basically a millionaire it's FINE. hdndbdbdbd

7) hooked up with someone in a gas station bathroom

HANK 100% EVERYONE SEEMS TO FORGET HANK'S PLAYBOY ERA IN THE AVENGERS HE 100% DID THAT AT LEAST ONCE. simon is too classy and has standards <3

8) has a peanut allergy

simon i BET used to have loads of life threatening allergies that meant he has numerous near death experiences as a child but after the. ions he doesn't have any anymore <3 still avoids them probably out of habit tho sjdbdbdn. hank's allergic to sawdust canonically :0

9) has an account on reddit

HONESTLY, BOTH OF THEM... hank's a mod on a subreddit for physically mutated people and simon secretly is on some nsfw furry ones 🥴🥴

10) is sexist

both of them were unfortunately written as such..... i'd say hank more than simon tho simon has since Learned and is at least POLITE about it hank meanwhile is a protestant christian.

11) knows how cryptocurrency works

HANK. simon's too sexy for that <3 hank tried to explain it to him a few times and every time simon just zoned out. hank's like you ran a company how do you not know what stocks are and simon's like i know chicken stock i just don't know why it's relevant to dog coin or whatever you said bdjdjdjdjd

12) seasons their food excessively with salt and pepper

HANK I HAVE TO SAY... bobby commented on his casserole being inedible so we have to assume 😔 simon doesn't know how to cook and doesn't actually know what seasoning is properly he just eats what you give him

13) doesn't remove the lint in the dryer before turning it on

😔

14) is a cheater

they play chess sometimes, hank 100% ends up cheating bc he cannot accept that simon is better at it than he is... simon wins anyway and he's upset abt it for like a week dhdbdbdb

stupid shipping meme!

[stage-select-hub]

| I don't know if I'm late but FIGHT! with Shulk |

[Not at all!]

Send “FIGHT!” and I’ll fill out the fields below as if our characters where fighting in a fighting game!

Intro Quote(Versus): “You will pay for what you’ve done!”

Intro Quote(Team Up): “I’ll accept a truce for now.”

Taunt: “I’M REALLY FEELING IT!” 

*Bass boosted X500*

Special Attack: “Behold the power of the Monado!”

Assist: “Need a hand?”

Ultimate Attack: “MONADO CYCLONE!”

Ultimate Team Attack: “Time for a chain attack!”

Win Quote(Versus): “Your crusade against humanity will come to an end.”

Win Quote(Team Up): “The future doesn’t belong to you!”

Lose Quote(Versus): “Agh… I can’t… I’m… sorry…”

Lose Quote(Team Up): “Viridi, we need to fall back!”

Knock Out Quote(Team Up Self): “Viridi! Your turn!”

Knock Out Quote(Team Up Partner): “Nice job, Viridi!”

[the-bloody-masquerade]

👀👀 mercurio for the character meme if youre still doing it?

(Ack! Sorry about the delay, but by god I am gonna finish these asks 😆) 

How I feel about this character:

Good man, the best, absolute treasure. Honestly my first playthrough, I roleplayed such a warm and friendly relationship between my Fledgling and Merc. He made quite the impression on me as a nice, calm, helpful man. I’d even just visit him sometimes and listen to all his new info. I roleplayed that my Fledgling found him calming to be around, and that Merc was basically his first mentor in undeath and showed him the ropes, a really positive influence on him. 😊

...And then I played Clan Quest Mod as a low humanity Gangrel woman and decided to antagonize him by insinuating I would tattle on his failure to LaCroix. 😬 And hoo boy, Merc can be RUTHLESS. I mean, even if it didn’t end up going the way he wanted it to, there was a reason this man walked into an entire house full of thugs and expected to be able to take care of it himself. 

I knew the beats of what would happen (and it like, physically hurt me as the player to be mean to him 😭) but I was NOT prepared for the cold glint in his eyes as he reveals his plan to not let you leave his apartment alive after you bring him the astrolite. Stone cold. 

And so I murdered him. 😅

But he was tough for my baby fledgling. I had to cheese the fight a little in order to take him down with the resources I had on hand. (And like, this is so early on in the game they gotta make him kinda easy, so I anticipate full strength, fully loaded Merc is a force to be reckoned with. 👀)   

Honestly I ended up reloading my file and replaying from my first interaction with him so that it wouldn’t come to that because I felt so bad. 

So yes, the man’s got a surprising harsh edge to him but if you stay on his good side he is a very lovely reliable friend. 

All the people I ship romantically with this character:

Honestly, not really anyone? If anything, I’ve had passing interest in Mercurio and LaCroix having a little something going on, but not shipping it in a super serious romantic kind of way. That idea’s kinda passed. 

My non-romantic OTP for this character:

We really do not see Mercurio interact with any character but the player. We do know from some context clues from Mercurio that he is familiar with Romero (”One ‘a my best customers”) so I like to think they’d maybe hung out once or twice. They’re both just kinda chill gun-enthusiast ghouls, so I imagine they’d have lots in common to talk about, but also the notion of the Camarilla Prince’s ghoul and the most prominent Anarch Baron’s ghoul (how scandalous!) just chilling together in the background having a beer, commentating on Kindred LA going to hell in a handbasket is amusing to me. 😆

My unpopular opinion about this character:

S’got a little bit of a face only a mother could love. (Could split wood with that chin of his 👀) Sorry Merc. 😅

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon:

I really wish we got to find out in canon what exactly was the trouble he got into in New York that caused him to flee to LA. It was serious enough that he wants nothing to do with police officers, lest they discover where he is. I wanna know the draaaama.

Honestly I would also just like to know his ghoul origin story too. Was he originally LaCroix’s ghoul? What were the circumstances around that? I’ve always found it strange that LaCroix and Merc are both from New York, and presumably LaCroix ghouled him like 30 years ago there. But now Merc is basically exiled from New York (for supposedly normal kine reasons,) and that happens to coincide with LaCroix leaving New York to go be Prince of LA. At the end of the day one of the best features of Bloodlines’ storytelling is actually all the things it leaves up for interpretation (especially nowadays it seems. It takes discipline not to just create elaborate backstories for every single character and vomit all that info up in the game) so I respect that these are things that we’ll never know for certain but like... I wanna know.