#NOT my finest moment

[tum-naam-sochlo-merese-ni-hora]

Okayy i admit it

my ability to express my feelings

SUCKS.

But just letting my friends (and friends to be ). know that I love you and I would die for you.

[adazzlingsakura]

Arcade Games found in Gotham be like:

[jay-arts-t]

Jaskier: Geralt, I’m going shopping, do you prefer Camembert or Brie?

Geralt: bread is bread.

Jaskier:….. Geralt…..

Geralt: wait-

Jaskier: GERALT

Geralt: LISTEN-

[purpleleafsyt]

Fun fact when it was first revealed that the FSM created multiple realms and not just ninjago my brain immediately reworked my understanding of the timeline so hard I completely forgot it was a retcon

So you can imagine my confusion when I went on tumblr and everyone ever thought it was stupid. Because I thought it had always been like that. And then I got hit with the realization.

[editonic]

kaveh seems to take words at face value...which explains why he is so easy so scam and why he would think alhaitham dislikes him (bc of how alhaitham teases him)

my evidence for this is: me too buddy

[motheringbird]

I actually had to go into the bathroom at work because I started crying over the ending of Young Leif while on shift

[noeggets]

My aunt was buying ice pops and she said they were "sonic" and I said "the hedgehog?" Twice like matter of factually and she said yes,

The way I ran down the hallway and hurt my arm to find out it's just drive through the like fast food place not the hedgehog

[the-converse-high-top]

i accidentally interpreted "auringossa" as "inside of the sun" and was promptly informed I need to touch grass. anyway I'm moving to the middle of the woods where no one can find me ever again

[skyllion-uwu]

Oh my god I just realized I probably lost my card this morning because I bought a tea when I got here and it wasn't in my locker :krisflat:

[95enthusiast]

lil sneak peek of my humanised sally design (also a lil bit of my updated cruz)

this is part of a spread i’m doing on all the cars girlies 😁 i like how it’s turning out so i’ll be sure to show u guys more soon 🙏🏼

[the-love-motive]

fucked up our duolingo a little bcuz i couldn't stop thinking about him 😔✊

[drowningoutfires]

i need to mention that i was asked to sign an autograph and take a picture after my 3rd costco hot dog

[bisquid]

Pharmacist: you might get some arm pain where you got the flu jab

Me: makes sense

*40 minutes later*

Me: why does my arm hurt? Have I pulled a muscle?? I hate my body

*10 minutes later*

Me: I may be stupid

[rhythm-of-space]

he's so sick for putting these two together

[hardly-a-p3rson]

found a store that sells boxes that look like cakes and I deadass thought they were real for a second. like bro they have the lid line are you stupid? some are see through?????

[castielslosthalo]

I just remembered that time I fell asleep during my spn rewatch and woke up at like 5 am and baby jack was on screen and I started crying.