#Note 24

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[analog-television]

Companion poll to this one - what would be considered "hot" in your region? Specifically what's unbearably hot no matter the conditions. Like for me anything above 25c is way too much.

(Also vote for where it STARTS to get way too hot - the higher options are a given I feel like.)

[mtjapblogger]

My thoughts on the Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra

My primary phone has been the Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra, and it’s still a beast 1 year later. Samsung might have changed the name, but other than not having expandable storage, this is the return to the Galaxy Note that I and many others were waiting for. The S24 Ultra is one step closer with its flat display, which makes using the S Pen more enjoyable. In fact, the flat display is why a few years…

[biscuithoney]

The sillies!

They know Zane, they know...

Based on an interaction between me and my friends.

[stardotnet]

(gif) (lyrics in order: another saturday by orca, i know the end by phoebe bridgers)

"I asked Patrick Stump this question, as well. Are you two forever intertwined because of that special chemistry you have as collaborators?"

"Yeah. I mean, I think so ... I do think we’re forever kind of connected, and we’re kind of kindred spirits as far as that goes. He’s always the person I can still call, and he just gets it."

(https://www.tumblr.com/propertyofzack/6824435705/pete-wentz-discusses-relationship-with-patrick)

[theiblistrigger]

oh silly, soft and polite shadow, how i miss you

TAKE US BACK

[ryewwww]

Didn’t expect truck driver!simon to blow up like that so here’s part 2!

Part 1

⚠️: fem!reader, age gap, readers first time, choking, Simon’s rough, squirting(👁️👁️), lowkey sex addict!reader, oral (m receiving) I probably missed something, forgive me😣

The night ended with Simon being the first person to claim you.

It was painful because he was so fucking big. Thick, veiny and slightly curved. You nearly tapped out with just the tip.

He held your hands tightly against the mattress, pushing in slowly to let you adjust. Tears had escaped from the corners of your eyes but Simon was quick to kiss them away.

“S’alright, birdie. You’ll adjust.”

Simon had to gather every bit of patience in his body for you. Because god, all he wanted to do is snap his hips into you, fucking you till you’re crying and seeing stars on his dick. You’re so fucking pretty and vulnerable under him, it was sight he yearned for.

When you finally adjusted and whined for more, it was game over. He had you folded in half, thrusting in so hard and deep. You moan loudly, back arching and toes curling. “S-Simon! Too big!”

“Oh, but you’re a big girl, birdie.” He muttered lowly in your ear. “Learn to take it.”

Simon couldn’t help but be a little rough. Large hands wrapping around your neck, controlling your breath intake as he fucks into you faster.

He loves seeing you like this. Absolutely spent and out of your mind because of his cock. You couldn’t even form a coherent sentence. All you could do is moan and babble as he fucked you stupid.

Your thighs shook around him, an unfamiliar but powerful feeling overcoming you. Simon knew you were coming, but he desperately wanted to cum with you so he rutted. Your legs spread, cock hitting your gspot repeatedly as you release around him, squirting on his pelvis.

Simon finishes at the sight, pushing in deep to bottom out before pumping your womb full of his warm cum. You thighs couldn’t stop shaking, tears couldn’t stop flowing but your eyes held hearts. You fucking loved it.

And since your first time, you’ve been relentless.

Simon will never get tired of fucking you but shit, he felt like his dick was going to fall off. He should’ve figured—you’re young, energetic and fucking needy as hell.

The moment he steps foot through the door, you pounce. You’re on him, legs wrapped around his waist, shirt on the floor as he takes you to the couch and gives you what you want.

Simon’s just sooo hot, you can’t help yourself. Simple things like him changing the oil for his truck, when he rolls out from under, tank top stained, and sweat gleaming. God, you have him back inside, bouncing on his cock, milking him dry.

When he has to go for long work trips, you’re with him. He pulls into a truck stop and calls it a night. But when you finally settle in bed, cuddling quickly turns into mating press that causes the whole truck to shake.

And it doesn’t even stop there. When you go to the truck stop shower the next morning, he’s fucking you in there too. The wet sounds barely covered by the water spraying down. Didn’t help that your moans echoed off the tiled walls even louder.

Back in the truck, the trip resumed. Like always Simon lets you yap away about the latest reality show you’ve been watching. About a few hours into driving, you were feeding him some berries, and when he turned his head to look at you, you were in your lingerie.

Simon’s eyes widen before turning his head back on the road. You laugh so hard at his reaction, which sparks confusion in him. “Birdie, what happened to your clothes?”

“You were so concentrated on driving, I took them off to see if you’d even notice. And you didn’t.” You said before popping a berry into your mouth.

To you, it was like a little game but to Simon, a tent was growing in his pants. Too bad for you, you didn’t know that there was a rest stop coming up. He pulled into it when you were distracted on your phone and when you look up to see why you’re slowing down and then stopping, he quickly parks the truck and is on you.

He’s got you on your knees, gagging on his cock. You obey, keen on pleasing him. You suck him till your cheeks hollowed, tongue swirling around his tip, eyes keeping contact with his. His hands are tangled in your hair, pulling it all back while guiding your head up and down his cock. He’s cumming down your throat and you swallow it all, not daring to waste a drop. And he praises you for your nasty work.

“Good birdie, not wasting a drop of my seed.”

Simon pulls you up, hiking your leg up to the passenger seat so he can fuck you deeply from behind. An arm is wrapped around your neck, keeping you closely against him as he began to pick up his speed. His fingers came down to rub your clit, matching the pace of his thrust. You whimper, holding onto his arm, letting him take you however he wants.

He then turns you around and pushes you on the mattress, legs on his shoulders in an instant as he fucks into you harder. Both of you were so close, and fuck, you were desperate for a release. Skin slapping filled the air and when his fingers rubbed your clit harder, you jolted, clenching so fucking hard around him as you came.

He was close behind, his thrust getting sloppier until he pushed deeper, filling you up.

He leaned down, kissing you passionately and praising you for taking him so so well. He tucked you into the bed before going back to the drivers seat and continuing the route.

Part 2 of truck driver!Simon. Should I do part 3? 👀

(This is also unedited, sorry for any mistakes)

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok the day after Steve leaves town without his service dog and captions it: POV: you’re an abandoned dog

The video follows Ozzy as he gets in the car, gets stuck in traffic, gets out of the car, and walks up the front steps to the Buckley residence in Hawkins. Ozzy rings the doorbell himself.

Eddie comments, “Very polite.”

Ozzy bypasses Mrs. Buckley while Eddie gets held up with the same oddball conversation about how he’s the cause of the only divorce in Buckley family history that he has every year.

The video cuts to the living room where Steve is vegged out in front of the TV with Robin’s dad, watching of a recording of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade from six years ago. Mr. Buckley is snoozing in his chair while Steve is currently having his face licked by Ozzy.

This is revenge for leaving him behind because Eddie knows that Steve hates him when animals lick him, and Ozzy knows it too. Ozzy is too forgiving and patient with Steve so this is the extent of his revenge.

Eddie, however, is not as forgiving and flicks Steve in the forehead, “Brat.”

“Hey, Rockstar,” Steve grins up at him, erasing away any chance of him believing that Steve ‘forgot’ Ozzy at home. “Missed you.”

Eddie lets himself be pulled closer but only so he can flick Steve in the forehead again, “I’m telling Hopper.”

“Wait, don’t-“

[malenjoyer]

I have no context but I saw this waking up and rolled out of bed at light speed

[morriemonnie]

awestruck ... 💘💘💘

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so in an attempt to actually use positive thinking, anytime i fuck up and my brain reacts as if ive cause a minor apocalyptic event, i compare my fuck up to the 4 minute fuck up committed by the crew of the uss william d porter.

and only today, as i was having to explain what happened to my mom when i was explaining the whole comparison thing, did i realise that most people dont know about it and ive decided that needs to change because its objectively hilarious.

...which is a weird thing to say about an event that occured on a warship in 1943, specifically november 14th.

see the uss william d porter was a fletcher-class destroyer but you dont need to know what that means, just that she had guns that went bang bang and that she was escorting another ship, the uss iowa, to cairo.

while they were on their way there, they performed some gun trials like testing the anti-aircraft guns or the torpedos. and while they were running a torpedo drill, the crew of the porter managed to fire a live torpedo straight at the iowa which you know, in terms of a list of things to do while escorting a ship, shooting a torpedo at them is not on that list.

especially if the president of the united states is on board.

yeah so fdr was on board and the gun trials were actually his idea, and part of the trials was that they were conducted under radio silence.

and that means the crew of the porter couldnt just call the iowa to be like "move out the way, we accidentally shot a torpedo at you."

but they did have signal lamps and you know, the signalman on board was trained to signal this exact kind of message.

...and uh never mind, the signalman did manage to successfully tell the iowa that a torpedo was coming toward them but wasnt as successful when it came to the direction the torpedo was coming from.

not all hope is lost though because the signalman could still use the signal lamp to correct his previous mistake and-, never mind, he announced that the porter was reversing, which she wasnt.

yeah so at catastrophic mistake number 3, they broke radio silence to warn the iowa and she managed to turn out of the way just in time which meant no one got hurt. and even though the inquiry into the incident led to chief torpedoman (fantastic job title btw) lawton dawson being sentences to hard labour, fdr intervened and waved away his sentence, saying it was all an accident.

but yeah, so thats my new measure for "how much did i really fuck up?" and when i compared accidentally picking up a pencil case without a tag on it in wilko, turns out it was a very minor fuck-up. yes, the cashier had to ask another worker to grab a duplicate so they could scan the barcode, but i didnt nearly kill the president during wartime via accidental friendly fire

[harmoonix]

🎄🎅🏼 Short Astro - Christmas Observations 🎄🎅🏼

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🎄 - Your 7th house sign can sometimes indicate the season you'll met potential spouses/boyfriend/girlfriend, if you have Sagittarius/Capricorn/Aquarius/Pisces in the 7th house you'll have luck during the winter 🎄

🎄 - Venus aspecting Jupiter harmoniously can give the same vibes as Jupiter in the 7th house = Having luck in their relationships/partners 🎄

🎄 - Vertex in the 8th house can indicate a native who will experience intense things in their lives just as the vibes of Jupiter in the 8th house 🎄

🎄 - Sagittarius/Aquarius Sun/Moon/Rising/Venus/Mars will definitely look for a freedom in the relationship, don't make them feel like a bird in a cage 🎄

🎄 - Cancer Degrees (4°, 16°, 28°) on your ascendant/sun/moon will definitely give a lot of nurturing vibes around the people they are. Like they will truly send this energy to everyone around 🎄

🎄 - Virgo Risings/Virgo Degrees 6°, 18° truly embody the fairy archetype, being seen as someone pure/majestic/innocent and angelic 🎄

🎄 - Pluto aspecting Neptune/Jupiter will always be searching for more. Like if you tell them a secret they will want to know every little detail about it 🎄

🎄 - Moon prominence in a chart really makes a native very beautiful, the native can have an oval face, beautiful looking eyes and shiny skin just like the moon 🎄

🎄 - Usually the people who get really obsessed with others from a early stage have a Taurus/Scorpio Moon, they are seen as the most posesive ones 🎄

🎄 - Leo/Libra/Cancer Venus/Moons are so beauty - centered. Like they always want to look pretty whenever they are 🎄

🎄 - Mars aspecting the Moon can have a short temper of vibe, they can get angry really fast or just feel like exploding 🎄

🎄 - Sometimes 11th house placements/Aquarius heavy in a chart can show an satisfaction/desire/attraction towards gaming 🎄

🎄 - 2nd house stelliums + food are soulmates like they are always thinking about food and hungry 24/7 🎄

🎄 - 12th house placements/stelliums + their bed are also soulmates, these people really love to sleep a lot and I can tell their bed is the perfect spouse 🎄

🎄 - Juno aspecting Neptune can sometimes dream or have specific signs about their spouses/partners. Is like a soul connection in between 🎄

🎄 - Uranus in the 1st house can also have the vibe of people telling or feeling like you are a different person/out of the crowd 🎄

🎄 - Uranus aspecting Mars, beside the naughty things this placement has. It really shows a person who has a lot of ambition towards the things in their lives 🎄

🎄 - Sometimes Pisces/Taurus/Libra Midheaven can indicate a career inclined to arts or in general to possess a talent to arts like painting/drawing etc..🎄

🎄 - The thing with Libra Placements being indecisive is really true. Like Libra embodying the balance yet they can be really indecisive feels really true 🎄

🎄 - Aries/Mars in the 4th house in the Draconic Chart can indicate that your soul already knew how intense your family life is gonna be like. Before the reincarnation 🎄

🎄 - Neptune in the 1st house natives really need to be cautious with who they spend time with so they won't get influenced by the bad people 🎄

🎄 - Scorpio Mercury/8th house Mercury can talk dirty a lot, I know a lot of people with those aspects who talk dirty 24/7 with no break.. sometimes cussing too like wow..😭🎄

🎄 - If you have Gemini or Virgo in the 7th/8th house axis. Please make sure to not fall in love with people who are not able to communicate with you 😭😭 they will ruin your life. Always choose people who can communicate instead 🎄

🎄 - Libra/Leo/ asc or Venus/Moon in the 1st house in the solar return chart indicates a glow up in that special year for you 🎄

🎄 - Neptune aspecting the Moon or Sun have a dreamy energy around them like you'll feel these people are out of the world when you are with them 🎄

🎄 - Aries/Mars in the 3rd house are really good Indicators if you have defend/take care of people and you have these placements 🎄

🎄 - Pluto aspecting Mars/Mars in Pluto in the same house have a powerful energy in them. Is like you really know how powerful they are once you stay/hang around them 🎄

🎄 - Mars in Earth degrees (2°, 6°, 10°, 14°, 18°, 22°, 26°) give boss vibes. They may also have that energy of "boss bitch" too 🎄.

🎄 - Ascendant aspecting Sun (all aspects) wil always shine because of their personality, in general your energy if very welcoming and nice and people love that 🎄

🎄 - 4th house in Cancer/Pisces/Taurus have a welcoming energy in their house is like you enter in a house touched by the heaven 🎄

🎄 - Pisces Uranus / Aquarius Uranus both have highly spiritual abilities, one about the subconscious realm and one about the awareness of the outer world 🎄

🎄 - Capricorn Suns are usually respected in their work environment, like they know how to make other people to respect them 🎄

🎄 - Eros (433) aspecting the Midheaven can indicate that people will see you as someone erotic/highly sexual or attractive because of the energy you tend to give 🎄

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EARLY HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE 🎄🎁🎁🎄

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[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[harbingersecho]

READY AIM FIRE

[blueskittlesart]

hey has anyone tried to buy a covid test lately. because i just had to buy one for a friend at my local walgreens and the cashier very seriously asked me if i was sure i wanted it because. a 2-pack of tests currently costs $23.99. do we not think that it's a little insane that the only reliable diagnostic tool for a very much ongoing pandemic costs over $20 for a single package. what if I didn't have that kind of money to burn??? Especially if you're already facing potentially losing at least a weeks worth of pay if you DO test positive and can't work. How many people are going to see that price point and decide they can't justify the expense??? literally insane. remember that brief moment of sanity this country had when we all got these for free

[zimt-deathnote]

should we put mello in prison for a couple of months after the kira case as part of nears deal, what do you guys think