#OH HELL YESSSSSSS

[bollywoodqueenkatrina]

[fingertipsmp3]

I love when you spend like a week beating yourself up over something and then find out you literally didn’t need to because you had the facts wrong. You were wrong and therefore you are right.

[rius-cave]

What about Lucifer and Adam going to some royal event and it's the first time they go as a couple.

Adam is actually behaving well enough, making polite-ish conversation with someone.

Then Lucifer hears it. Someone saying basically how they think his and Adams relationship is a joke and how they don't respect the sinner but yet THEY wouldn't mind being alone with him. "He looks easy enough"

Lucifer knows first hand, Adam is many things but easy is not one of them.

Everyone was worried that Adam would make a scene at the gala, but turns out it's LUCIFER who makes a fucking scene, defending his relationship.

OOOOOOOHHHHOHOHOHO

Anon I loooooove that. Yessss. I think, Adam can actually kinda behave when he wants to lol. Maybe he still curses, but is at least, y'know, socially aware enough.

But yesssssss Lucifer having absolutely no PATIENCE for slander, especially about Adam is nnnghhghgfgf *chefs kiss* love that. LOVE ME some possessive and protecting Lucifer. Especially because he would just not fucking care about whoever it was that said that. He's the king of Hell bitch, and you don't go badmouthing his relationship or his... whatever Adam is at that point.

Oh man..... ballroom party chapter, we truly are collecting all the adamsapple shoujo episodes, huh?

[da-shrimping-station]

a Filipino MC in WHB has so much comedic potential

Teaching Satan swear words in Tagalog, telling Michael about his sun halo and it's resemblance to the PH flag, informing everyone in Tartaros about a cake called "mamon"

AHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSS PINOY PRIDE LET'S FCKIN GOOOOOO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭

im sorry if that's kinda cringe but as a filipino i am obliged to do so 😭😭

Teaching Satan how to cuss not only in Filipino but also in sooooo many dialects just take your pick 😭 or you can hit him with the "oh those aren't swear words! they're endearments! yes yes, 'hoy gago' deeefinitely means 'my darling'!" (it does not lmao)

Idk if you can even finish a sentence w Michael before he attempts murder 💀💀 seeing him might make the national anthem play in your head and do the whole "right hand on the left side of your chest" routine 😭 ano to flag ceremony????? HAHAHAHAHA shit ayan na ang watawat ng pilipinas 😭😭😭 w Michael idk if i wanna pay respect to his halo the flag or kneel and recite the lord's prayer

As for the mamon part, you get the cravings and just say "i wanna eat some mamon, i miss it"

for reference, mamon is a Philippine sponge cake that's usually eaten as an afternoon snack or snacks for kids in recess (everyone fckin loves mamon you can bribe w that shit)

While the nobles would be confused and probably be convinced that they misheard you Mammon will find it hilarious

After you explain what it is he will send someone to Earth to get you the best mamon there is (homemade and expensive mamon is good but nothing beats Monde and Lemon Square 😩 fight me) ykw might as well ask for other delicacies while he's at it

Once he gets the gist of Filipino cuisine, he'll probably have a personal chef for you, which may or may not be good if MC can cook

A professional chef at your disposal is amazing and all but your recipes are from grandma and that's how you like it 😤 no i dont need measuring cups and spoons imma just eyeball that

A little off topic here but Filo!MC will feel right at home in Gehenna. The devils there are very resilient and are still able to laugh and joke even when shit hits the fan. But that doesn't mean they don't take the situation seriously. Their sense of community is ✨✨✨

Also, Filipino humor is so broken and unserious idek how to explain PH jokes to my non filo friends/moots. MC will just roll with the punches when it comes to Hell's logic imo 😭 "Oh we're doing this now, okay. Fuck it we ball." We're memeing everything. Nothing and no one is safe.

[seth-whumps]

✨impaling my beloved✨ but specifically impaling to an object. being stuck in a specific position foreeeevvveer

YESSSSSSS

additional point: this Specifically when it's not a lethal danger to the whumpee Until They're Freed. you can lay there, you can talk and console your teammates, and yeah it hurts like hell and every little movement digs a little deeper into the skin and organs beneath, but we can't pull you out until we're absolutely certain we have a chance at saving you.

oh, and bonus points to the frozen moment of the scene when the whumpee is impaled. shaky thoughts, silent surroundings, the realization that oh. no, that's not right at all, is it?

[tiredsmashbros]

HII UHH SO

I've been thinking about making a comic w ur oc, Im pretty sure his name is tsb??

basically, smg4 and him get into a fight for uh obvious reasons lmfao, the argument was gettin heated, and 4 ended up accidentally saying some hurtful shit like always, causing tsb to be like "BITCH-" and slapped em pretty hard, knocking dat meme boi to le ground, making 4 get the beeg sad 😖 (I portray 4 as being pretty sensitive to getting slapped sjrjskfjksj)

tari was watching the fight go down aaand when she saw tsb hurt 4 she was like "nahh bro that's crazy💀💀💀" and left with her meme boi leaving tsb in the room to be EXTRO DEPPRESO😔😔😔

so I was wondering if I could draw it sometime and post it!! tbh, I barely know anything about your character, but I think he has a lot of angst potential 🤭

if u don't want me to post it it's completely fine!! i jus wanted permission and maybe some more facts about tsb before I post it :)

if u haven't seen my drawings, here's a pretty good example of it!!!

POST IT. YES. YES A MILLION TIMES YES. I LOVE COMICS SO MUCH I WOULD GO OVER THE MOON IF YOU {OR ANYONE} ACTUALLY DID A TSB COMIC OH GOD OH MOLLY OH HELL, AND I AM LOVING UR VISION YESSSSSSS ANGSTTT GYIUHDWSEDCS DESPITE IM A HAPPY ENDING/SECRET TWIST GUY I GENUINELY FIND ANGST TO BE SO MUCH FUN- and horrifying... BUT FUN!!!!!!!!

{straight-up idk why, but this ask reminded me of my film era last semester when i was a film director IOHUGIHBDCSCDSA IDK IT WAS FUNNIER AND CHARMING IN MY HEAD AAAAAAAAAAAAA now i have to draw myself with shorter hair smh sad. i also dont know if u have a sona/oc so i just drew the character/smg4 from ur profile icon iuigyuhjecdwsxiuhj AND I LOVE UR ART IT'S SO CUTEEEE UYOGIXZGUIHXZDXFCGHVJBKNLM}

if ur really worried about getting tsb down correctly or getting to know more of him, i suggest going through the #tsb tags if u haven't already!! esp art/stuff from me specifically if ur looking for something certain/canon to tsb's character. i got some asks i've been itching to get to that will be more focused on lore-drop if u're willing to wait just a bit for me to get to! if u got smth more specific in mind u can't find, pls don't be afraid to dm me !!! :DD

[reareaotaku]

more yandere age up Schroeder content please or maybe just normal Schroeder!

-🍮pudding anon!

Oh, my god! Someone actually likes him too???? YESSSSSSS

🎹 Schroeder wasn't good with his words, no matter how hard he tried- Though, he had never really tried, because he had never loved anything other than his piano. But now he was feeling emotions he had never felt before. It was exhausting. How was he supposed to confront the heart head on?

🎹 He knew how to write music, many pieces indeed, but writing a confession was just too hard for him. He was frustrated with his lack of creativity and emotion. He scrunched up the piece of paper he had previously been writing on and threw it away with the others.

🎹 He watched as you wrote on your paper, hoping to quickly get your homework done before the teacher asked for it, since you had forgotten about it last night. He sighed, leaning on his hand, everything else disappearing into the background

🎹 Lucy was becoming more of an annoyance for him. Ever since he realized his feelings for you, it seemed Lucy's love confessions got more annoying and bothersome. Maybe it was becomes Schroeder found it annoying that it was so easy for Lucy to confess her love, even after all the rejection, but it was so hard for him to even speak to you- Hell, he couldn't even write a letter/note

🎹 It's not like you were mean, per say. You were more of a loner, like him. You weren't always surrounded by people, so he could just approach you, but when he got close, his throat seemed to close up and his mouth became dry and his hands sweaty and his hearts starts to beat faster- Gosh! Why can't he just be normal

🎹 All that changes though, when a teacher puts you both together for an assignment. He was a little embarrassed when you were confused when hearing his name, not knowing his name, but when you saw his face, you recognized him

🎹 He's flustered when you approach him and make plans. Though, he becomes thrilled when realizing you were finally going to hang out- Granted it was for school, but still!

🎹 "You play the piano right?"

🎹 You know he plays the piano? Of course you knew that- Everyone knows... But, why would you ask about that? Were you curious about his other love? God, he would tell you all about it.

🎹 "I've always wanted to learn, but I don't know if I could ever do it. It seems complicated."

🎹 "I can teach you!" It comes out before he could stop himself and you were also taken aback. But you quickly lighten up and are thrilled at his offer.

🎹 "Oh, Schroeder, I would love that!"

🎹 Great... Now he's going to be alone with you and close to you on a small chair. He really just set himself up for embarrassment... But, maybe when showing you his talent, he'll be at peace and not so nervous

[webslingingslasher]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZSL5hQ8Sh/

‘tarrents doing a keg stand’

‘he fell’

‘theres a dog at this party!’

‘golden retriever’

‘it licked my nose’

‘my left contact lense fell out’

OH HELL YESSSSSSS HE LOVES TEXTING YOU FRFR LIKE- ALWAYS TEXTING YOU. HE KINDA HATES CALLING YOU (UNLESS IT'S FACETIME) BUT HE LOVES TEXTING YOU.

'bro, when tf did the five dollar footlong turn into a ten dollar footlong.'

'ethan is trying to get me to buy matching bracelets.'

*picture*

'we got matching bracelets.'

'getting a drink cause i miss you and you wouldn't come over tonight'

'currently drinking said drink cause you hate me and won't come over'

'almost done with my drink and i still don't know why you're not here'

'done with my drink cause if you were here i'd be upstairs with you'

'but you're not so i'm getting another drink'

'oh my god you'll wish you were here'

'this is revenge fomo'

'you know how tarrent's banging that chick in the vet program?'

'he stole a baby pig'

'we have a baby pig here rn'

'a piglet, if you will'

'putting on my shoes. i need proof.'

'oh. wow. now you care about me. i see how it is'

'i see you all the time, i don't see piglets all the time.'

*picture*

'oh my fucking god. i'll be there in five minutes.'

[cuverale]

can we get part 2 of as it was :) please and thanks

a/n: you’re welcome!

face claim: lily-rose depp

Part 1 here | Part 3 here

as it was - t.c (part 2)

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yndaily Y/N talks to voguemagazine about her new film, her life and how she dealt with the hate she was getting.

“I was afraid to going out alone. I got so many threat messages. I couldn’t even think straight I was so upset. I didn’t know what to do. How can someone hate you because you are with your boyfriend? That doesn’t makes sense. Even my mom and dad got threat messages and they were so worried about me. That was when I knew I had to end this. It was hard, but it has to be done. For my safety and mental health.”

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enews We are so glad to inform you that our couple is back together!

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[its-mekjt]

Favourite parts of 3×98 (potential spoilers below the break)

woke up early by my sister. today is the day i try to get chappell roan tickets for me and my friends. pray for me. they come out at 10am. right now, it it is 8:37am. I'll be pausing the VOD halfway through to fight a war.

PART ONE

▪︎ BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN WOO

▪︎ NOT THE CROWD CHANTING TPK.

▪︎ travis' costumes slays

▪︎ live nordverse show my god.

▪︎ HAPPY PRIDE

▪︎ dorian storm angst time besties

▪︎ first roll of the night (24)

▪︎ "mmm i'm gonna make a mistake."

▪︎ matt has broken

▪︎ imogen failed wisdom save

▪︎ "you hate me." // "bitch no i don't."

▪︎ the spectrum of what the demon shows you: your mom or dead kids

▪︎ "i'm going to hell." // "probably pretty soon."

▪︎ gambling with teven

▪︎ fearne does not know what the pact is

▪︎ OH SHIT ASMODEUS

▪︎ dorian's parent's have REALLY good lawyers

▪︎ quick break for me to get chappel roan tickets (i didn't get them)

▪︎ THAT'S WHAT THAT KNOCK IS CALLED?

▪︎ RIEGEL RETURNS. (hello dani carr)

▪︎ HOT MINOTOUR YESSSSSS

▪︎ bells hells follow the gods just because they're famous, confirmed

▪︎ happy pride.

▪︎ ashton wisdom saving throws. (14)

▪︎ HEY MATT. THIS IS EVIL.

▪︎ the [dismayed screaming].

▪︎ the cheering when braius' character sheet came up. (YEAH PALADIN/BARD BABY)

▪︎ the crowd going FERAL for teven

▪︎ fearne, teven and the many people they're bound to

▪︎ fuck off no. creepy child. bye bye travis.

▪︎ the person who went 'ow!' in the crowd, you are my spirit animal.

▪︎ "did someone say FLY?"

▪︎ DEVIL CHILD DEVIL CHILD DEVIL CHILD.

▪︎ 21 FAILS? MATT YOU DEMON.

▪︎ laura bailey. WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "YOU'RE NOT SURE."

▪︎ ANIMATE OBJECT YESSSSSSS. best spell.

PART TWO

▪︎ YO THAT MINI

▪︎ drop that bitch on the crystal

▪︎ YEAH COUNTERSPELL. LOVE IT.

▪︎ HERALD OF ASMODEUS LETS GO.

▪︎ "i see a red door and i want to paint it black."

▪︎ dominox has girlboss energy

▪︎ what is dominox's unpopular opinion?

▪︎ chug, chug, chug

▪︎ fighters, man. love them.

▪︎ NOT 2 NATURAL 1S LIAM.

▪︎ orym the hummingbird.

▪︎ 46 on the FIRST hit? rip orym.

▪︎ dorian has a panic attack

▪︎ the planning happening behind robbie

▪︎ RIEGEL COMING IN CLUTCH

▪︎ sam stop breaking the set

▪︎ counterspell the counterspell

▪︎ right now, ludinus is like the coworker you really don't like but they're being helpful for once.

▪︎ I FORGOT ABOUT ESSEK AND LUDINUS

▪︎ essek is going to have to fill caleb in on so much stuff

▪︎ YEAH MATT GETS A HDYWTDT

▪︎ time to beat up ludinus now

▪︎ that'll go for 5000 gold in a few years

▪︎ braius is flirting with everyone with no regrets

▪︎ LORE LORE LORE

▪︎ DM SWAP. HELLO MULLIGAN. WHAT IS GOING ON.

▪︎ "LIGHT." YESSSS

▪︎ NO THAT CANNOT BE THE END. W H A T.

[wannab-urs]

The Spreadsheet Digest - Vol 17

Hello darlings!

It was another big week - 24 fics! I should really start sleeping at night instead of reading until 3 am.... oh well. Enjoy the fruits of my sleep disorder!

You can find the Spreadsheet in all it's organizational glory here and all of my previous recommendations here.

Recommendations below the pedro meme (created by @gasolinerainbowpuddles)

Ravish -a Joel series by @psychedelic-ink

I've read a few like... cam girl/chat service/sex work type AUs and I have to say this is one of my favorites. I really really love the little Dieter cameos. And a little birdie (the literal author) told me he may be making an appearance in a future installment??? I am so excited ugh. Joel is like... stunningly hot in this despite being the kind of guy that falls in love with a cam girl. Yummy yummy

Seven minutes in heaven (the bathroom) -a Frankie one shot by @tieronecrush

A fun twist on the bathroom quickie trope. Frankie is so filthy in this fic and it is fantastic. I really like the ending also. Made me giggle

A Savage Place - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

SUB JOEL MY BELOVED!!! This is one of those more realistic sub joels where he's confused as fuck about liking it, but he really clearly needs someone to take control for a little while. I really fucking love this so much. (there's pegging in part 2 @ my pegging enthusiasts <3 ) Reader is hot as hell, also. GOD I love this.

Whistle in the Dark - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

Romantic cucking <3 No but okay the like basic plot is that your husband is a piece of shit who cheats on you so you like forcibly cuck him with Joel and Joel has feelings and it's sooooo hot and so good and like... affirming? and sweet? And your husband deserves to have his dick cut off bc he does something real fucked up, but having to watch Joel Miller dick his wife down GOOD is a start.

He hurt me but it felt like true love - a Joel one shot by @iamasaddie

Mean sexy Joel is pissy cause he found your dildo and he's gonna make that your problem. It's so hot. Vaginal DP????? GOD DAMN. Someone said DP isn't depraved a while back (eyeroll). They should read this. This is beautifully depraved

Feral Woman - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

This series has me feeling so many emotions. Watching FW/reader/Julia/Bug heal over time and learn to trust again is so fucking good. Susan is the light of my motherfuckin life I love that woman with all my heart. This series is GORGEOUS

Endless Night - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles

yes i basically worked my way through Puddles' masterlist can you fucking blame me look at this shit. Anyway. EnNi reader/OC is, on the surface, the sunshine to Joel's grump. But the thing I love about her is that she's got this underlying darkness that adds so much depth to the grumpy x sunshine trope. I'm also eating up the borderline enemies to lovers dynamic going on here. Joel is such a dick lmao. I'm so excited for the rest of this fic.

All the good girls go to hell - an Ezra one shot by @psychedelic-ink

DUBCON with PRIEST EZRA yesssssss. The Haunted Hoedown is the gift that keeps on giving. This fic is so fucking HOT. Ezra as a priest seems so wrong and so right at the same time. This is excellent. I'd gladly go to hell for this man UNF.

Three's a crowd - a Marcus P/Javi P one shot by @agentmarcuspike

Marcus motherfuckin cute ass baby Pike watches Javier Peña fuck you. Yeah. Cucking Marcus Pike. That's what this is. Marcus is also characterized perfectly. Like this is so fucking cute actually. And it's really hot. obviously.

Begging for you to take my hand - a Joel series by @jupiter-soups

This fic is driving me up the wall in the best way. Joel is a big dumb idiot man who is like... not emotionally intelligent enough to realize he's in the wrong while trying to do what he perceives to be the "right thing." Here's what I commented verbatim on part 2 "Joel 'You Deserve Better Than Me' Miller back on his bullshit. I love this so much. Joel is so sad and so stupid i kinda wanna hit him." So if you're like me and you like to watch Joel be a sad little idiot who is also super hot.... this is the one

Refuge - a Joel series by @cool-iguana

GAH THIS IS SO GOOD!!! This fic really situates you in reader's head. Like you feel disoriented and frustrated and scared when she does and you feel like a powerful badass when she does and it's SO good. Basically in this one your husband joel shows up with some kid who is def not your kid in Jackson after you've been there for a hot minute and it's a big wtf moment. There's some other shit going on that I don't wanna spoil but like... this is so good. I know I keep saying that but GOT DAMN

Exposed - a Javi P one shot by @atticrissfinch

big fat dub con warning on this one. I so rarely see Javi written as a creep and I really fucking enjoyed it. I would like to humbly request more creep!professor!javi p

The Apprentice - a Dave York one shot by @pedropascalsx

This has like mafia!au vibes while not really being that, but what I mean by that is that the big bad murder daddy who you thought you'd be scared of saves you from murder father (ur dad). I really liked the characterization of Dave in this and the smut was HOT

Stockings - a Joel one shot by @atticrissfinch

Daddy kink daddy kink daddy kink. This is inspired by a photo that literally looks like denim shirt joel is helping you put your stockings on. This fic manages to be adorable and aggressively hot at the same time. I am in love.

Slumber - a Joel one shot by @cool-iguana

I love a good somno fic. also this is literally their 2nd fic they ever wrote and it's so good?! TALENT. There was a thing in this that caught me off guard bc I fully did not read the warnings, but I was not at all mad about it... HOT

Yearling - a Joel series by @justagalwhowrites

Holy motherfuckin shit balls dude. I'm noticing that I'm reading a lot of Reader-Who-Is-Extremely-Traumatized fics this week and I refuse to examine why that is but also they all have handled the heavy content very very well. Anyway. Reader is super duper good with horses and Joel is so soft and Ellie is so Ellie and I love all of this. I really love the way Kit builds the world in her fics. Like the opening chapter and then the way Bambi's back story is built up and the spaces that she exists in, they're all so vivid and good and real to me. I'm so fucking in love with the way Kit includes these details like reader singing and playing music, joel's coat, the light on in the house when Bambi is gone. It feels like nothing is there just to be there, like it's all important and it has a significant impact on the story and man... (also if you're worried about starting a longfic that's not finished, it updates like twice a fuckin week. Fast writer lol).

The Cabin in the Woods- a Dave York one shot by @xdaddysprincessxx

Getting kidnapped by Dave York and held in his cabin in the woods. Dark dark dark fic and so fucking well written. Love this <3

Isn't She a Doll? - a Dave York one shot by @proxima-writes

You are Dave's perfect little housewife and that is definitely the only thing going on here. Nothing out of the ordinary at all. (just read it)

Who do you call? - a Joel one shot by @chloeangelic

Your hot neighbor Joel helps you get rid of a spider! How sweet of him. Oh and then he rails you on the couch. I really love the way they have a whole conversation while they're fucking about how long it's been since they've fucked anyone. Chloe just has this wonderful way of infusing humor into really really hot fics that I adore

Does your mother know? - a Joel one shot by @cupofjoel

Another bathroom quickie for the rec list and god DAMN this one is hot. Close Family Friend!Joel (god I love putting this man in situations). There's something about being forced to stay quiet that just makes everything hotter.

Cellmate's Nephew!Joel - a Joel series by @toxicanonymity

JoJo is actually the love of my life. His tattoos, his voice, his dick print.... sigh. Can't wait to get out prison so this man can rail me on every available surface between the prison and Mabel's house.

The Man That I Love - a Joel series by @lumoverheaven

Joel is an idiot who doesn't know what he has until he almost loses it. The first part is heartwrenching and sad and I love it. The second part is wonderful and makes me tear up a lil

I said I didn't feel nothing, baby, but I lied - a Veracruz one shot by @iamasaddie

Veracruz is so hot. I swear that man could punch me in the face and I'd suck his dick for it (that is not healthy oops). This lovely little drabble is literally just you getting your ass spanked so raw you won't be able to sit for a week and it's HOT AS HELL

Creep - a Joel one shot by @theywhowriteandknowthings

Joel Miller is your super hot creepy neighbor and he manages to get you to fuck him and that is definitely the only thing going on here. nothing fishy at all. nope. totally normal reader fucks her creepy neighbor fic. (just fucking trust me and read it ok?)

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Happy Reading!

[supernaturalkickparty]

Happy birthday week, day 5: Retired Winchesters Day!

I was thinking about our pet headcanon about the locals in Lebanon thinking Sam and Dean are just a married couple, and the many other assumptions that come with that when there are Situations.

Imagine the outsider POV of when Sam convinces Dean to move out of the bunker and retire in a cabin nearby. They still get visits from Jack, and sometimes Castiel comes with him---and the lady in the post office and the guy at the bar are like, "oh yer fella's ex is here again this weekend with their son, huh👀" when Dean escapes into town, feeling awkward around Sam's situationship and literal god-child.

Bestie yesssssss omg this would be so hilarious because they see Cas with Sam and Jack and they look at Dean like "idk how you can do it. I could never handle my ex hanging around"

Meanwhile Dean's just yeah...anyway bye👀

But they love their little cabin. It's perfect for them, it was a fixer upper and they both enjoyed working on it.

Sam has his own garden, has a separate garden for witch stuff, Dean is happy in his hammock most days.

Most days it's him and Sam in the hammock even though Sam says he's too tall to fit in it.

People see them in town and they make their own stories in the mysterious couple.

At first they weren’t too sure about Dean, a waitress at the diner heard him call Sam and bitch and then another incident at the bar, someone said that Sam flinched when a song came on and Dean dragged him out of there.

But they're so domestic and sweet with each other.

Everyone can see how deeply they care for each other so maybe it's not what they think of their marriage.

Someone saw Dean was video chatting with Sam in a aisle, asking which brand do they usually buy of something.

"This one or this one? Does it matter Sam??? Ok fine the red box of the pasta. The what? What the hell is quinoa ?? Ok fine I'm looking for it." Dean grumbles as he's looking all up and down the aisle even though Sam is telling him exactly where it's at.

Bestie I love and needed this🖤🖤🖤🖤

[rius-cave]

okay a really angst idea I wanted to share with you is this: Adam and Lucifer hatefucking at first, but when it starts to turn something more like “oh yeah, I used to really like you”, Adam starts to pull away and put the breaks on because “I’m not somebody you want for that mushy shit, remember? I never was.” And then it’s just Lucifer going “wait what” while Adam unravels because he’s having to face those feelings he’s had for Lucifer and he REALLY doesn’t want to. Just…all the angst in an angst pie.

YESSSSS anon I have to say, I'm guilty of just LOVING THE HELL OUT OF HATEFUCKING. Adamsapple started out as just toxic old men yaoi for me, and while I love fluff and their relationship eventually evolving into something real, I am OBSESSED with the idea of them starting out as just people that hate each other but fuck for the power high that it gives them (and also the thrill of it being so wrong etc etc)

But yesssssss I absolutely love this!! And then this relationship reminding them of feelings they might or might not have had in Eden? That they've long squashed under the hatred they had towards one another and is only a distant repressed memory in the back of their minds? HNNGHHHH FUCK YES I'm all about that!

[dreamwritesimagines]

So Bucky feels superior to Ethan but does he know that Charm has already been with Ethan? Bc it doesn't seem like it, like he thinks Ethan is some guy that will be gone in a month because that's the way he conducts himself but Charms actually likes Ethan (more than can be said about Bucky rn), she met him years ago, clearly felt attracted to him then and is still interested enough to keep him around years later- maybe this is just my wishful thinking wanting Bucky and his sister to have a moment like:

"A little birdy told me your proposal was shit, by the way."

"That little birdy would rather spend time with some fucking stranger than think about her future-"

"Stranger? You mean, Ethan?... James, he's not a stranger."

And Bucky connecting the dots that she got with Ethan not long after Bucky rejected her, and it just like pisses him off. I picture him scowling and fighting with her only to bring it up out of the blue that clearly, she wasn't that heartbroken then. I just want a rightfully jealous Bucky.

Omg omg darliiing, this is such an amazing point! 😍❤️ Aaaaaa I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, THANK YOU! 😍❤️

First of all, you're absolutely right, Bucky does think that Ethan is just some guy who will be out of the picture in no time and he actually has no idea that he and Charm used to date ❤️

And like you said, Charm really does like him! ❤️ She keeps telling everyone that it wasn't a bad breakup and she really enjoyed spending time with him during their relationship ❤️ And Ethan didn't break her heart the way Bucky did😏😈

OMG yesssssss Becca telling him that! ❤️ She needs to be the one to tell him that while he is rambling about Charm 😂

I picture him scowling and fighting with her only to bring it up out of the blue that clearly, she wasn't that heartbroken then. Oh I can totally see that scene, that would be so much fun! ❤️

Rightfully jealous Bucky you say, my love? Let's have a HC with that! ❤️

I feel like he would be so shocked to hear Ethan and Charm used to date😏 Especially because he was sure he was 'temporary', so he would not hesitate to bring it up, and go like,

"You know, I thought all these years you held a grudge because I broke your heart, but you really moved on quite fast didn't you?"

"What the hell is that supposed to mean?"

"Ethan."

"What about him?"

"You used to date him?"

"That's none of your business and you seriously-"

"See? You moved on very fast."

"Did you seriously think I spent the whole time I was in college thinking about you with tears in my eyes like- what, like you were sent off to the front and I stayed behind?"

"So I was just a crush, is that it?"

[mothgirl-is-a-gateway-drug]

HOMESTUCK SUMMARIZED COMEDICALLY (Again)

1 - This is slow but it has some fun ideas.

2 - Oh weird this is really cool who's this

3 - Jade!!! This plot sure is plotting!! Who are these jerks???

I1 - Huh. Surely this won't ever be relevant.

4 - What. Huh.

5A - Holy shit explanations also what?

5B - WHAT THE HELL???? I mean I understand what's happening but what the fuck

Cascade/I2 - WHAT THE EVERFUCKING LOVE????

6.1 - We're not just gonna. Okay then.

6.2 - What. Why is the evil alien empress Betty fuckin Crocker

6.3/4 - Ooh cool lore what's next what's next

6.5 - GO BACK

6.6.1-3 - GO THE FUCK BACK OH MY GOD NO PLEASE

6.6.4-5 - HOLY SHIT????? HOLY SHIT YES!!!!! YES!!!!!!!

6.6.6. - YEAAAAAAAAAAH HELL FUCKING YESSSSSSS

7 - Meh that was a ok comic. What's with the cliffhanger anyways. I will do no minimal plot analysis that could possibly make this not only make sense but feel like a good ending because it's obviously not. Whatever.

[simplysedusa]

My PPG WIP as DBZA Quotes - Part 1

*Boomer and Butch break free of Him's hypnosis, only to be badly beaten by Him, and are laying on the ground unconscious*

Brick: MY BABY BROTHERS!

(Brick angrily charges at HIM)

The Powerpuff Girls: Brick, no!

Brick: BRICK, YESSSSSSS!

....

*Brick laying in an ocean, after sparring with Boomer who managed to kick him that far*

Brick: Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else.

(Brick wipes his face and looks at the blood)

Brick: Unfortunately, it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

....

Professor Utonium, as Powerprof in a fight: Rocket Punch!

The Powerpuff Girls, internally: Wow, really?

The Rowdyruff Boys, internally: THAT IS SO COOL!

....

Ms. Keane: GET YOUR FLITHY HANDS OFF OF THEM, YOU DAMN DIRTY APE!

Giant Mojo Jojo: Oh, very creative. And what exactly will you do if I don't?

Ms. Keane: I'll make you regret it! Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground; and, with your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!

Mojo, The Rowdyruff Boys, The Powerpuff Girls, and the entire City of Townsville: What?

Ms. Keane: The bigger they are, the harder they fall!

....

Princess, while being carried by Blossom: Oh, well how nice of you to finally come and get me... Oh and leave me stranded all on my own to fend for myself! City's going to hell, I almost die, and I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!

Blossom, calmly: Princess, how high would you have to fall from to hit terminal velocity?

Princess:

Blossom: I thought so.

....

Buttercup, about the villains who escaped: We don't need Blossom, Brick, or anyone else. We have enough badass on our team as it is! Now if you'll excuse me, you can all just sit on your hand while I go up there and take care of business.

Elmer: Or, maybe we can hide, sneak closer to them, survey the situation from up close and perhaps catch them by surprise?

Bubbles:

Buttercup:

Boomer:

Mitch:

Princess:

Robin:

Butch: ...y'all are bitches.

....

*Bubbles and Boomer are sparring*

Boomer, internally: Damn it, she's tough. I guess that's what I should expect from a Powerpuff Girl.

Bubbles, internally: 🎶 Baby shark do-do-do-do-do-do– 🎶

....

HIM, to Mojo Jojo, about the Rowdyruff Boys: They'll see their life long purpose of destroying the girls to the end, even if it kills them.

The Rowdyruff Boys: We quit.

HIM: I'LL KILL THEM!

Mojo Jojo: What did they say?

Brick: We quit.

Butch: I'm done.

Boomer: They win!

HIM and Mojo Jojo: EVERY WORD YOU SPOKE HAS MADE ME VIOLENTLY ANGRY!

HIM and Mojo Jojo: Oh look, now I'm agreeing with HIM/Mojo. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!