#OOPS almost forgot the main tags there LOL

[mangosaurus]

can we talk about this. can we please talk about this.

[jawn-is-bbg]

JOIN THEIR CULT!

I promise they wont bite!(lying)

[eldrbraus]

TWISTED WONDERLAND BOOK 7 CHAPTER 2 SPOILERS. (summary, kinda. dont trust me a lot on literal translations its more of a general summary and i could be wrong with some things. also its kind of live reaction so. yeah. this shit is long btw. too much lore.)

no spoilers in tags, but beware that i will be spoiling the whole chapter for people who cant wait for the full translation/people who cant read it

we begin.

>lilia is asking malleus to use the dorm for a “im going away lol” party that apparently the whole dorm is organizing??? damn lilia way to make malleus sad lmao

>MALLEUS IS INVITED!!!!!!! HES INVITED HE GOT AN INVITATION AND EVERYTHING!!! SOBS. he even accepts it this is a glorious day for dragonchan

>uhhh something i dont fully understand but goes along the lines of malleus.. had gao gao kun.. FOR 17 YEARS??? AND WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENED TO THE TOY HE WOULD GO TO LILIAS HOUSE FOR HIM TO HELP HIM??? omg thats so fucking cute help

>basically more talk about how time goes away way too fast for malleus

>lilia comments how the more time you spend with someone the harder it is to say goodbye (bestie arent you going away like too easily then? sus.)

>lilia left and OOP. MORE MALLEUS BLOT. NOT GOOD. malmal is very confused??

>lilia goodbye party already??? wtf thats fast

>so apparently every single character is going to be here (almost...)

>hmh where the fuck is malleus? lol what

>trey says something along the lines of lilia having a hmmmmmm unique??? way of cooking LMAO. lilia thanks trey for his cooking advice (YOU DIDNT LISTEN EVEN ONCE WHAT THE FUCK LILIAAA)

>cater....... hes so sad about lilia leaving the music club :((( he thanks lilia for being friends and they take a pic together waaaaa ;;

>lmao leona appeared and lilia is teasing him so much bcs leona is glad to not see lilia again

>LEONA WANTS TO LEAVE BUT RUGGIE SAID “NO??? THIS IS FREE FOOD??? R U DUMB” HELP

>octavinelle time! lilia basically gives all of them advice (azul dont be too greedy or it will kill you wwwww)

>floyd says something like “why are you leaving actually” and lilia says something along the lines of “i dont want you to see the ?? me?” the what you i didnt understand that part what are you hiding little bitch

>KALIM BASICALLY SAID THAT IF LILIA GOES TO HIS COUNTRY HE WOULD HAVE VIP TREATMENT FROM HIS FAMILY HELLO? and jamil comments how kalim wanted to gift him an instrument but they needed a TRUCK TO MOVE IT???? tf were you giving him, an organ?

>now to pomefiore, vil comments how malleus restored his beauty at the end of book 6 and wonders if they can do a magic transfer (?) of the same type to lilia and he says nah

>BECAUSE HES JUST OLD

>pomefiore is like ? arent you the same age as us

>LORE BOMBSHELL, LILIA SAYS HES ALMOST 700 YEARS OLD??????? (way less than i expected?? lol)

>LMAO THEYRE SO SURPRISED. rook asked if malleus is as old as lilia and lilia said that malleus is younger??? or that hes as old as them??? i didnt get that very well but something along the lines of malleus being way younger than lilia basically

>lilias family members are supposed to reach 1000 years old but apparently lilia was to eager? well not that, like he fucked up by playing too many games and that somehow made him old very fast? what (i think this might be a misstranslation help because it doesnt make a lot of sense. but something along the lines of lilia being 700 or so and his family being much older usually but him not reaching that age)

>cant remember exactly where it was but lilia also coments about how the dragons usually live much longer and that 1000 years for them is like peak maturity, when they become adults

>IDIA IS CRYING BECAUSE HIS GAMER FRIEND IS RETIRING FROM GAMING BUT HE WONT FUCKING CONNECT THE DOTS AND REALIZE ITS LILIA LMAO

>HE FORGOT TO ASK HIM HIS CONTACTS HELPPPPP

>also apparently him and lilia were their own best and first friends in online games?

>oh malleus and silver time! theyre in the main road to the main building 

>malleus is throwing a mild tantrum (?) and he made snow??? apparently

>silver fucking crying because he wasnt able to do anything for his dad bruh malleus feels the same

>more malleus blot?? what the fuck thats fast

>UH OH MALLEUS HAS AN IDEA. that cant be good.

>back to the party, first years time

>basically all thank lilia for everything

>i think ortho knows about lilia and idia being gamer friends but wont tell them??? he just said that idia didnt want to come and hands lilia a list of everything idia is playing (and lilia is surpised because most of the games are the same BUT HE WONT REALIZE) so maybe they can play a match before he retires i guess???? theyre so close to finding out but they wont fucking do it im going insane

>idia didnt come to the aprty btw he is the only character that is not there because he was mourning his friend quitting the game lmao

>lilia thanks yuu once again for being friends with malleus?

>HUH? A DREAM???? BUT YUU IS NOT ASLEEP TF

>yuu asks lilia if they can do anything for him and lilia asks the first years to be friends with sebek because poor croc hasnt made a single friend rip

>lilia apologized for sebeks behaviour bcs ace i believe said that he was so rude and said to sebek to behave but sebek.... refuses? lol

>LILIA IS GOING ALREADY AND MALLEUS AND SILVER ARE NOT BACK YET STOP.

>apparently lilias card for nrc arrived 500 years ago but he didnt care back then? so when malleus received his much later he went along with him (and he thanks crowley for letting him enter the school 500 years later lol)

>LILIA IS GOING

>MALLEUS AND SILVER ARRIVED ON TIME!

>malleus is really happy everyone is there

>??? the party said that no gift was needed but malleus is brining lilia a gift anyways, a “blessing”. uhhhh. 

>m. malleus is like way too happy about this. hes saying something along the lines of “today we dont celebrate an end but a beginning” uh. not good.

>this bitch is way too happy tf

>BASICALLY MALLEUS PLAN IS THE MUGEN TSUKUYOMI HELP?

>ORTHO IMMEDIATELY DETECTED BLOT RISING

>crowley is fucking alarmed and he lets everyone use their magic 

>malleus regular battle HE HAS 300K HP AND REGENS 60K EVERY SINGLE TURN??????? BASICALLY AN IMPOSSIBLE BATTLE LIKE THE FIRST BATTLE IN THE GAME AGAINST THE CHIMERA

>you will lose this battle

>lilia tried to make magic to stop him but says something like “this body cant even do magic like that anymore?!” tf you mean “this body” do you have other bodies like dottore or what

>everyone is scared shitless HUH

>lilia is now insulting malleus calling him a dumbass or smth and saying that he doesnt know what hes doing and malleus screams that hes doing this to not lose him HELP

>sebek and silver are trying to calm things down, it obviously doesnt work

>malleus says something about grabbing his hand??? scary

>he gave his blessing! its a long ass spell btw. i think his “blessing” is his unique magic

>DAMN THAT LILIA SCREAM

>MALLEUS FUCKING OVERBLOTS. ALREADY???

>THE WHOLE SCHOOL WAS COVERED IN THORNS AND EVERYONE FALLS ASLEEP???

>malleus saying something about 1000 years will pass very quick wtf

>”you will become the heroes of the story”? malmal says something like that

>AND NOW

>AND FUCKING NOW

>WE RETURN TO THE TWISTED WONDERLAND LOGO. THE ONE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME. WHILE MALLEUS HUMMS ONCE UPON A DREAM.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

THE TIME LOOP THEORY? HUH?

[beebeetheclown]

Hey girl hey! I love your writing sm. I let my hormones take over and got this idea.. oops. I would love a story about where Kendall and reader (or female character) do it in a tall building in front of a huge window with the city down below. I just think it would be so hot lol.

Omg hi! Thank you for this request I love the idea :) Hope you enjoy <3

Working Late

One Shot: Kendall Roy/Reader, F/M

Warnings/tags: Contains smut, Kendall Roy x Reader, Kendall Roy x You

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As much as you wanted to enjoy your night with having a hot chocolate and watching a movie alone, you were falling behind at work recently and needed to catch up. You currently were working at Waystar as an assistant. It was stressful at times, with the crazy Roy family losing their shit from time to time, other than that, the job wasn’t too bad.

You had paper work to fill out and sign by the end of the day. Your day was busy, you only managed to get it done now, at 10 pm.

You wanted to hand it in before the morning though, just to be safe from possibly getting in shit for handing it in late. You weren’t sure if anyone else would be in the office so late but it didn’t matter if anyone was there or not because you had your own set of keys. All you needed to do was go in quickly and drop your papers off then head back home. Easy.

When you arrive, at first the place is quiet. You made your way into the elevator and up into the main office rooms. When you arrive, you realize the main door is unlocked, meaning someone either forgot to lock up or someone was still here. You walk in and it’s almost dark everywhere except you notice one of the office lights is turned on.

You try to just ignore who ever was there, you didn’t feel like making conversation or letting anyone know you were coming into the office now to take your papers in. You make it to your work station and place your papers into the folder. When you turn in the lamp, you hear a voice coming from the other lit up room.

“Who’s that?” They call.

You freeze, “it’s uh just me.” You say awkwardly.

“Y/n?”

“Yes.” You admit.

You turn around as you hear footsteps and see Kendall Roy standing outside of his office.

“What are you doing here so late in the night?”

“What are you doing here?” You reply back.

He smiles a little, “doing work. you’re handing in your papers, aren’t you?”

Kendall was technically your boss. You didn’t know how to respond. You weren’t sure if he was going to be angry with you.

“Yeah, maybe.” You say quietly.

“Well good. You’re smart for bringing them here before the meeting tomorrow morning.”

“Yeah, I.. just like to be prepared.” You say awkwardly. You always felt awkward when talking to Kendall.

“Well, have a good night. I should uh, get back to my shit.” He replies.

“Why are you working so late?”

He sighs, “I have a lot of stuff to deal with.”

You could tell something was bothering him, he was upset and angry about something.

“Like what?” You dare to ask.

“Stuff that is too fucking hard to think about.”

“What do you mean?”

“I don’t know, it’s fucking pointless. Everyone here tells me different fucking things of what I should and shouldn’t do. People have told me different opinions on this thing I’m working on and I don’t know what to do about it.”

“Well, I think maybe you should just.. do what you think is best you know? They let you work on it, so you should be able to choose what you want.”

“You don’t understand it though honey,” Honey. He’s never called you anything like that before, not anything even near it. He’s only ever called you by your name. “People here aren’t on my side. That’s why everything I do is bullshit.”

He was upset now, he was showing it and he didn’t care. He just needed to rant it out to someone, you were the one there to listen to it. You didn’t mind it.

“I don’t think everything you do is bullshit.” You say.

“No?”

“No, to be honest, I think you’re the smartest out of all your siblings.” You say. You did just want to make him feel better about himself, but you weren’t lying, you really did believe in that thought.

A smirk appears on his lips, “you think?”

His deep voice was making you feel like your heart had dropped to your stomach, you didn’t know if it was because of how late it was or if you were actually starting to become attracted to him, either way, you wanted him.

“Yes.”

“Come here, give me hug.” He suddenly says. You just look at him and freeze in place, “fuck sorry, never mind. It’s stupid,”

You don’t let him continue his rambling and walk over to him and wrap your arms around him. It takes him a second to wrap his arms around you. You stay like this for a while until you feel that he was hard.

“Uh, Kendall?” You say shakily before pulling away.

He immediately knows what you’re talking about, “fuck. Sorry, I’m sorry. It’s just,” he can’t finish his sentence.

“It’s ok.” You reply. You pick at your nails and look at the floor, “it’s kind of hot.” You blurt out quietly. You immediately regret what you just said, he was your boss. What were you thinking? You had never felt like this with him before, sure you thought he was attractive, but you never actually took action on letting him know that.

You look up at him, nervous to see what his reaction will be. He’s smiling.

“Yeah?”

He didn’t even realize it himself, but when he felt upset over something, he always got more desperate to fuck someone. Like he needed to forget about it all and just fuck all of his problems out. He needed to hear the whimpers fall from a girls lips of how good he was.

“Yeah.” You reply softly.

“Look at you, coming into the office late just to flirt with your boss. How professional.” He teases.

“You’re the one with the hard on. You’re hard for your assistant, how professional is that?”

“Let’s just agree that we are both very unprofessional right now.”

“Fine, we are both very unprofessional.”

He brings his fingers to play with yours, you don’t pull back, you let him begin to intertwine your fingers together.

“Are we going to continue being unprofessional or are we going to be good people and follow rules?”

“I don’t know, the first option sounds kind of better.” You didn’t know what you were doing, you knew sleeping with him would probably end of having negative feedback and distract you from work. You didn’t care, you couldn’t just go home now, you were practically dripping.

“Yeah, I think so too.” He smiles.

The truth was, the two of you weren’t really thinking, you both felt tired, stressed, overworked and horny. Both of you hadn’t slept with anyone for a while, so that made things worse.

He suddenly kisses your lips, it’s a long kiss. You kiss him back, slipping your tongue in his mouth. You continue to kiss him roughly as he pulls you with him into his office. He shuts the glass door behind you even though it wouldn’t have mattered, the walls around you were glass and there was no one else around, it was just the two of you and the big city below you.

He pushes some things off of his desk and lifts you up so you’re sitting on it. He spreads your legs immediately. If you knew that this were going to happen, you would have worn something better, something prettier, better lingerie. But that didn’t seem to really matter, because he wasn’t focused on what you were wearing, he just wanted it off and on the ground. As your shirt is now off, the both of you work and removing his fancy jacket and his button up that was underneath. As soon as it’s halfway undone, he can’t continue and kisses you again. As soon as he unclips your bra, he pushes you down so that your back is now fully on his desk. He works on finishing undressing himself now. You become impatient and begin to bring your hand under your pants and touch yourself. Everything was moving so fast.

He still has his shirt on but it is half way undone, with his pants and boxers down almost to his ankles, he couldn’t wait any longer to finishing undressing and immediately pulls your hand away from yourself. You sigh out at the feeling of your fingers leaving you. He holds your hand down, pinning it onto the desk. You take that as a hint to leave your hands at your sides. He lifts your hips and takes off what’s left on you.

“Stand up.” He says lowly. You obey quickly, it was embarrassing, you would do anything he would tell you to do without hesitation. When you stand, your faces are close together. You swallow nervously and look up into his eyes. He just looks at you and tucks your hair behind your ear, admiring how beautiful you were before he turns you around so your back is towards him then he pushes you down so your stomach was now on his desk. He makes you spread your legs out again. His tip near your entrance made you sigh out.

“Look out my fucking window,” he says. Taking your hair in his hand, “you’re going to let all the fucking people out there know how you let your boss fuck you right here on his desk.”

You can’t reply with words, you just moan out at his words. You hear him tear open a condom. You knew now that this was really happening, that you were bent over your boss’s desk, allowing him to fuck you, no matter how wrong it probably was.

You feel his hands find their way to your hips. “You want this?” He asks to make sure that you really wanted him.

“Yes. I want it Kendall.” You breathe out.

“Good.” He says before he thrusts into you. He was definitely fucking his feelings out, his hips drove into you hard right from the beginning, giving you basically no time to adjust to him.

You can’t help but moan out at how good it felt. You didn’t care at how he was letting all of his anger out on you, you wanted him to. You wanted to help him let go of all of his anger and stress out into you.

He thrusts into you harshly a few more times before grunting and pulling out to pull your hair to make you stand up again. He turns you around and sets you down onto his desk, spreads your legs and thrusts into you again. You throw your head back and before coming back to kiss his lips. He puts his weight on you to push you down so you lay back down onto his desk. His lips don’t leave yours as he continues to fuck you.

“Let everyone in the fucking city hear you. Hear how slutty you are for letting me fuck you.” You cry out and wrap your legs around him. “There you go. Say my name, please. Say my fucking name honey.”

“Ken, fuck Kendall.” You manage to moan out.

He swears under his breathe, “again, say it again.” Hearing his name fall from your lips made him close to the edge. It’s exactly what he needed to hear to make his night stress free.

“Kendall.” You say, calling it out louder than before.

“Fuck, I’m going to-“ he begins. He does his best to last a little longer, so he can allow you to finish with him.

You were close as well though, so he doesn’t have to wait much longer before you’re clenching around him, letting pleasure come over you. You’re arching your back and have one hand gripping onto his shoulder while the other grips the edge of his desk. You hadn’t ever came so fast in your life, not even when you touched yourself.

He follows immediately after you, pausing inside you as he spills into the condom. As the both of your highs come down, you whimper out and relax your body. He pulls out of you and you immediately feel empty again, almost like you needed him again.

You sit back up and hop off his desk, standing up the best you could. It was quiet now, there was just the sounds of the fabric of your clothes being put back on and the sounds of your heavy breathes. The both of you didn’t really know what to say now that you were back in a normal mindset.

“I guess I’ll um, see you tomorrow.” You say, breaking the silence.

“Uh huh yeah, see you uh, see you tomorrow.”

You give him an awkward smile before stepping out of his office, heading for the exit door. It felt as if your mind was spinning, you couldn’t believe that what just happened actually happened. You wondered how he felt, you hoped it was a good feeling and not a bad one. You knew for a fact that it was a really bad thing that you just did, but it was definitely worth it and you would most likely do it again. You were wondering if he was feeling the same.

[cosmicdreamgrl]

was tagged by the ever lovely @aprylynn to do this, i almost forgot too, oops lol

let your spotify predict your 2024! shuffle your on repeat playlist, and the first twelve songs represent your 2024

january - bad guy by grace enger

february - i think about you all the time by the maine

march - honey by the boyz

april - starting to scare me by katelyn tarver

may - my 808 by kiss of life

june - growing by sydney rose

july - 64 by bebe yana

august - antichrist by holly humberstone

september - what's the time where you are by troye sivan

october - bewitched by laufey

november - black soul dress by triples

december - passion fruit by the boyz

tagging: @cordiallyfuturedwight @livelocks @epiphanytear @jkvjimin @jimin-gaon @permanentreverie & @raplinenthusiasts :)

[crepuscularqueens]

tysm for the tag @sambambucky <3 <3 <3

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

27

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

193,604

3. What fandoms do you write for?

marvel (mostly sambucky but i've played around with other pairings), the magicians (penntin, queliot, wickoff), ofmd, and one black sails fic (despite that being my main fandom i guess lmao, it's so hard to write for because i can't make it better. i just have to make it worse. and boy do i have plans to make it Worse.) (also i do have an rnm fic, almost forgot about that! i would love to write more i just need the inspiration and motivation to hit at the same time lmao)

4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

he kisses me softly to wake me up (by a wild amount, which i think was just luck of timing with that fandom blowing up overnight) flowers for the gentleman (first published sambucky fic. looking back on it it's like... cute but could be better. natasha is in it though) held by you (felled by you) (my fav of the ofmd fics i put up, personally) what you wanted (first of my tfatws series that accompanied the show. literally wrote each fic as the episodes came out, it was so fun and idk how tf i kept up with it) hear my name in your mouth and i'm done for (hahaha. yeah.)

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

i love responding to comments hehehe! bc i love getting responses when i comment on other author's fics idk it just feels so fun! and when you notice the same people commenting on your fics idk it's just. holding hands with all of you love you sm <3

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

omg uhhhh jinx i think mine also be a samsteve one lol. stuck in the bed where we lie bc i love writing angst but i usually resolve it? but they're my favorite tragedy forever.

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

hmmm i guess after it all calms down? resolution of my tfatws series

8. Do you get hate on fics?

not on anything that's still up teehee <3

9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

it's mainly what i write haha oops

10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

crossover is when there are characters from two separate medias in one fic right? not like taking characters from one universe and putting them in the other? if it's the first then... no not anymore. no further questions.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

not that i know of (i'm not like... overly concerned by the idea)

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

someone once translated a teen wolf fic i wrote into russain

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

no, but i am open to the idea of collaborating like that (i've done events where i drew art to accompany a fic which was really fun and i miss that event a lot)

14. What’s your all time favorite ship?

i am so so bad at picking favorites, but if you want to go by what i have the most fics and wips for it would be sambucky

15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

i want to finish shores begging for big moons so badly im so sorry to everyone because. it was so so fun to write! and i had this big grand plan and knew how it would all work out and then.... i hit a wall and now it's been years and i cry for her every day. i could save her! i could do it! but i also need to reread it bc i can't remember the details anymore lmao. it's a daunting task.

16. What are your writing strengths?

i think like... rhythm if that makes sense? like i get into a groove of this is what is happening, here are the beats, this is the action and this is the dialogue and it flows so nicely and has a good rhythm to it.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

focusing. i get distracted soooo easily, what is that all about haha. ha.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

i love seeing it in fic! i'm always scared to include it bc i don't want to mess anything up, so i usually have it from another character's POV and that they don't know what's being said. which is a cop out, i know. i should probably be better about looking into translations!

19. First fandom you wrote for?

harry potter (i know. there is no need to talk about it)

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

how do i choose! tbh it's a tie between i bit the fruit and holy water. don't read into that.

absolute no pressure tags for @dr-lizortecho @unwholesome-gay @verdanthoney @nymhciv !

[real-life-cloud]

:O mind reccing the fics? 👀

Oop I forgot to respond to this 😅 I'm almost certain this is about my tags on the post that was like "ever read a fic that makes you wanna write fic about it?"

I'm reading a fanfic of a fanfic atm and it's soooo good... And incredibly long. Literally the longest fanfic I've ever seen lol. That's part of the reason I even started it, like the summary looked good too but then I read the stats and it had a 1.5 million wordcount and I was like HUH???!?!? I MUST READ YOU!!!!

The Wards of UA by FeckedSpectrum on ao3

And now i will ramble about it teehee

It's an AU of another fic called The Last Resort by hotandcoldsoba on ao3! Which is about Shinsou being sold to this villain organization called The Miasma as a child after his quirk manifested. I've not read that one, and I'm pretty sure it's an unfinished fic? But the author of Wards encourages their readers to read that one as well, since it's basically canon backstory for the Shinou in Wards and is referenced all the time. It's not necessary to read it tho.

Wards is incredibly angsty! Pay attention to those tags and trigger warnings lol. Still, it manages to have a lot of fluff too hehe. It's about Shinsou being transferred from The Miasma to Chisaki, who wants him for his quirk so he can better control Eri. Shinsou becomes sort of a parent to Eri, and they get really attached to each other. The main chunk of the story is about after they've been rescued! They become wards of UA and live with Eraserhead and Present Mic. I'm always a sucker for fics of the four of them as family! It's about healing and trauma and how it's never linear and never the same for everyone. There's a lot of POV changes! And along the way there's a whole mystery unraveling about the Hero Commission and The Miasma. Aaaa it's so good but I don't wanna spoil it haha

I also appreciate that each chapter has a "previously on..." section at the start! It gives you all the relevant info you need for reading that chapter. Which is rly nice with how long this fic is lol. I'm aboutttt 500k in I would say? So not even halfway done teehee. But I would still recommend it!!!

I think about the Shinsou in Wards so often... He's attached to my brain now and l will not let go.. rotating in my head forever....... he's like an entirely different character than canon Shinsou in a lot of ways! He's just been through so much :( I'm constantly thinking abt him as an adult, hopefully doing a lot better mentally and emotionally.. with friends and family and a life..... Reading his POV can be so sad bc his view of things is so skewed and he never truly believes he's safe.. god I love him. GO READ WARDS!!!!!

[babycracker]

first line tag game

thank you for the tag @amlovelies! 🤍

Rules: List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have less than 20, just list them all!). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favourite opening line. Then tag some of your favourite authors!

1. pranks (litg: bobby/mc)

“Hey Jenna!” Bobby jogs over to join her as she walks back in through the front door, and she raises an eyebrow at his cheerier-than-usual demeanor.

“Did I miss anything while I was away?” she asks, returning his smile all the same because his happiness is infectious

2. love or money (litg: bobby/mc)

Bobby’s eyes cracked open, peering into the darkness like every other morning. He always woke up before the lights came on. Even after a month in the Villa, for a split second he forgot where he was and a pang of panic shot through him when he felt Amanda shift beside him before the last twenty-nine days came flooding back to him, and he allowed himself the tiniest of smug smirks.

3. when bobby met lani (litg: bobby/mc) explicit, minors dni

The beer's cheap and nasty, the bouncers are more interested in hitting on the girls coming through the door than actually providing any kind of security detail, and the male talent is… subpar. The music's half okay though, Lani thinks to herself as she chokes down the last of the God awful beer she'd ordered. The barman, who's barely taken his eyes off of her since she sat down, nods toward her empty bottle with his eyebrows raised.

4. the one that got away, chapter 23 (litg: bobby/f!oc) main story is explicit, minors dni

His phone beeping and vibrating across Tash's nightstand woke Bobby up. He groaned and squinted at it, the small light flashing in the corner indicating a text message. He heard Tash groan from where her face was pressed into his back as he reached out for it.

"What're you doing?" she murmured as she shifted to lay her head on his chest when he rolled onto his back, squeezing her eyes closed against the sudden light.

"I got a text, sorry."

"How much did it take for you not to yell that?"

He felt her grin against him and chuckled, "not as much as it used to."

5. keep on running, chapter 8 (litg: bobby/god knows honestly the boy was a ho)

Bobby slips his phone, keys and wallet into his pockets and steps out from behind the counter of the music store, ready to head home, but stops short when he sees Gary standing just inside the door waiting for him. He offers a small smile, which Bobby doesn’t return as he tries to walk past him and out onto the street. Gary’s arm shoots out, his hand on Bobby’s chest to stop him from moving, and he sighs and looks over at him.

6. while the cats are away, chapter 3 (litg: bobby&f!oc)

As usual Bobby was the first to wake up, and had quietly made his way to the bathroom to shower and get ready for the day while he had a few moments of peace. By the time he was done and heading back out to the bedroom, he was passing some of the others on their way to the bathroom. Tash was perched up on the edge of their bed waiting for him, holding a cup out to him as he made his way closer to the bed.

7. untitled (litg: ????)

Noah sat at their usual booth in the back of the bar, running his finger around the rim of his glass before letting out a sigh and checking the time on his phone again. He’d arrived early so he knew he had no business being impatient, but he’d needed to get out of that damn house, away from Hope.

It had been bad enough when they’d been playing nice. Watching her smile to his face while knowing that she was more than likely trashing him to whoever would listen as soon as his back was turned. Not that he had a right to be pissed off about that lately; he’d been doing the same thing for the last few weeks. But since signing the divorce papers, Hope had become a she-devil straight from the depths of Hell.

8. 25 (holi)days of wayhaven, day 31 (twc: adam/f!detective)

They’ve come a long way, and both of them feel it whenever they’re together. A long way from Jordan deliberately riling him up because she knew that just about everything she did irritated him. A long way from Adam going out of his way to spend as little time with her as possible.

It’s taken them a long time to realise that they were doing these things - leaning into their dislike for each other - as a way to distract themselves from the fact that they have always liked each other. Maybe they’ve always loved each other, though neither of them are willing to say that out loud.

9. untitled (twc: felix/f!detective)

Felix can't sit still. It's not as though it's unusual for him by any means, but it seems to be exaggerated when he's spent the last six hours in a place where there is literally nothing to do.

He's slumped on the chair beside the hospital bed, slouched down so low that his ass isn't even on the seat anymore, one of his legs jiggling up and down and both hands drumming erratically on his knees.

He lets out an impatient sigh and sits upright again, taking his hat off and running a hand through his hair.

10. sick like me, chapter 20 (litg: bobby/mc) explicit, minors dni

It had happened slowly, so slowly that if Lani hadn’t found herself (mostly) weirdly excited about it she might not have even noticed that it was happening. But Bobby was most definitely moving in, slowly but surely. It started with little things, a change of clothes here and there, some toiletries, until she was helping him sell off some of his bigger furniture, stuff that they both knew wouldn’t fit into Lani’s apartment.

After a few weeks, the two of them stood in the middle of what used to be his living room but was now nothing more than an empty space, as Bobby turned his keys over and over in his hand.

11. fire meet gasoline, chapter 4 (twc: morgan/m!oc)

She'd expected him to dress down a little, seeing that they are likely venturing into a sewer this morning. But all that's missing is his jacket; he's still wearing his usual long sleeve dress shirt and vest though his sleeves have been partially folded back, revealing the smallest glimpse of a tattoo on the outside of his right forearm.

"You know you're probably going to get covered in crap, right?"

"Wrong. But if you want to keep doubting me, go right ahead," he grins an obnoxiously cocky grin at her before turning and heading around the warehouse towards the sewers.

12. 28 dates with unit bravo, day 10 (twc: morgan/m!oc)

She doesn't like him. He's hot, that's all. And kind of cocky and kind of an asshole and what can she say? Morgan's into it. Maybe it's because he's the same as her; not relationship material by a long shot, but she has a feeling he knows his way around the bedroom. Probably the kitchen, bathroom and any number of outdoor locations as well. That, and he’s hot.

13. untitled (twc: adam/f!detective)

He can hear her pacing the hall outside of his room. She pauses every time she passes his door, and everytime she does he tenses, only to relax again just slightly when she returns to pacing.

Part of him wants to throw his door open and drag her into his room. Another part wants to stick his head out the door and order her to return to her room and stop shuffling around outside of his. But a part bigger than both of them makes him stay put, sitting on the edge of his bed and carefully unlacing his boots.

14. luck of the unit, day 20 (twc: adam/f!detective)

"Say another one!" Jordan can barely get the words out between gasps of laughter, only becoming more hysterical every time she catches a glimpse of the unimpressed expression on Adam’s face.

“This is hardly the best use of your time here,” he points out, pausing to gesture around the study, “you are supposed to be studying.”

“I am studying, I’m learning a foreign language,” she insists with a defiant nod, and when his shoulders sag in defeat she knows she’s got him. “Come on, another one.”

15. untitled (tanner, not fanfic)

"Does it hurt?"

"Nah."

"Liar."

Tanner pauses for a moment, unable to hold back a wince when the tattooist starts again. "Little bit."

Skylar grins at him and sits up straight in the seat again, smiling smugly at him before spinning the seat and herself around in a circle.

"Dad's gonna kill you," she points out when she finally stops herself from spinning, and Tanner rolls his eyes at her.

16. echoes in the forest, chapter 13 (twc: adam/f!detective)

“I got a bad feeling about this,” Felix murmurs quietly, trudging along between Nate and Mason. Jordan and Adam are walking up ahead close by the boy as he continues wandering through the forest.

“You mean you haven’t felt that way since we got here?” Mason scoffs, not bothering to lift his eyes from the ground in front of him.

“Yeah, but worse now,” Felix answers, and Nate places a reassuring hand on his shoulder.

“It will be alright,” he tries, but somehow Felix doesn’t find himself as reassured as he usually does when Nate attempts to comfort him.

oop, didn’t quite make 20. and jfc did i have to dive down to the bottom of the barrel to get what i did, some of these were almost a year ago. i’m noticing now that i start with a character’s name more often than not. honestly i don’t think i can pick a favourite, i’ve been thinking on it for like 15 minutes now and i honestly dunno.

and i know some of you think that you know everything that i have written even if it hasn’t been/isn’t to be posted... and i know that seeing this list of untitleds, you may be surprised and i’m sorry lol.

gonna tag @dwead-piwate-meggers @mistyeyedbi @masonscig @echohauville and @agentsunshine (no pressure ofc!) and to anyone else who wants to get in on this, tag me!

[shhh-no-ones-home]

girls on film* joe elliott x reader

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Can I get an oop in the chat?

also this picture is the main reason i wrote this so theres your fun fact of the day lol (also its kind of edited? idk, if theres mistakes im sorry)

* - Is it because I hate myself? Yeah maybe lol, either way its smutty and super long

Song: tempt my trouble by bishop briggs

Edit cause I forgot:

Tag list: @cynic-spirit

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I sat next to Joe on the couch, his arm draped over my shoulders, as we watched the movie play out. It was some new video he had rented that we meant to see in theaters a while back but he was on tour still. It wasn't a bad film perse, just not my style, and very forward to say the least. The amount of almost sex scenes was ridiculous. The least they could do is actually get it on and get it over with. I couldn't believe he actually seemed to be enjoying himself. I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms over my chest.

"How long is this movie?"

I said half annoyed, causing him to look down at me.

"What, you don't like it?"

I half shrugged.

"It's okay, I just don't understand why they keep doing that."

I exclaimed, pointing to the couple aggressively pawing at each other. He laughed a little bit.

"What's wrong with two people in love?"

He laughed lightly and I sent him a look.

"Those two are not in love, this is worse than every other movie out right now, at least those show some action. This is just bullshit."

He cocked an eyebrow at me as I pouted.

"Would making our own help?"

He asked, amused, sending me a wicked smile. Oh he could be so bold.

"I'm not filming us together if that's what you mean."

He laughed and kissed my temple.

"No darling, not what I meant."

I looked up at him, brow raised.

"Oh?"

He smirked at me before leaning down and kissing me deeply. when i pulled back he had hopeful eyes.

"oh."

i said a little stunned, he raised a brow.

"so what do you say?"

i smiled at him.

"well someone in this room had better be getting lucky tonight and it doesnt look like its gonna be them two."

i said pointing to the tv and making him laugh a bit.

"Sounds like a plan to me."

He said, quickly pushing to me again and kissing me passionately, leaning me back a bit. I hummed into his mouth and held his head in place as he began making out with me. Next thing I knew he was swinging my legs into his lap and laying me down on the couch. I pulled away and giggled a bit.

"What?"

He asked confused, sliding his hand slowly up to my waist. I shook my head.

"It's nothing just keep going."

He shrugged and did as told, continuing to kiss me as his hands roamed my body. I ran my hand slowly up his arm, moaning into him as his hand found it's way between my legs. My arms found their way around his neck and I held him to me. I felt him shift a bit to get more comfortable. Before I knew what was happening we were both on the floor in front of the couch a little stunned. I laughed at him and moved to straddle his waist.

"How did we manage that?"

I said through laughs as he just stared up at the ceiling with a straight face.

"I have no idea."

He said finally looking at me and cracking a smile. I shrugged.

"Now we have more room to have fun."

I winked at him and he sent me a knowing look. He sat up quickly and hugged me around my waist, moving to kiss along my neck.

"You're perfect."

He whispered into my neck as I slowly ran my fingers through his hair.

"How badly do you want it?"

I said a little breathy, feeling his hand glide up under my shirt to undo my bra.

"I want you so bad."

He said back, beginning to suck and bite as he moved his head around my neck, jaw, and collar bone.

"Good."

I said, grinding my hips down onto him. He growled in my ear before completely ripping my tank top off from behind me. I gasped and grabbed my undone bra before it fell, sending him a disapproving look as he laughed at me.

"I really liked that shirt."

I pouted, watching him toss it behind him to the floor.

"It was mine."

He said matter of factly, pulling my hands away from my breasts. I sent him a Stern look as he draped his arms around my waist again, waiting for me to finish scolding him so we could continue.

"It was still my favorite, why do you think I steal it all the time?"

He smiled and shook his head at me.

"Guess you'll just have to take another one."

I smirked at him, slowly running my hands up his arms again.

"Like this one?"

I said tugging at it. He raised a brow.

"Maybe?"

I ran my hands down his chest and torso before grabbing it and pulling it up and off of him, tossing it onto the coffee table.

"I'll wear it later."

I said moving back to kiss him passionately. He held me to him before falling backwards so I was now fully on top of him. I hummed into his mouth as he groped my ass roughly, pushing me down onto him. He moaned as I moved my hips, letting his lips go. I watched his eyes flutter closed as I sat back up again, moving backwards to undo his pants. He was already hard and seeing his lust covered features made me more excited.

"Babe."

I said looking up at him. He sighed.

"Yeah?"

I laughed.

"A little help?"

He looked up at me before sending me a bashful smile.

"Right."

He rested back on his elbows and pushed his hips up, letting me slide his bottoms down around his thighs. I made a quick squeak sound in my throat at his now exposed lower half. He smirked at me.

"You getting undone over there or do I have to do this myself?"

He laughed at my dazed expression before I realized what he meant.

"Yeah."

I said, standing up. He sat up and looked up at me with dark eyes, helping me remove my shorts. I looked down at him as he ran his hands gently up my thighs, looking between each one before kissing the left one.

"Wow."

He said lowly, looking up at me and helping me back down onto my knees around him.

"You're not so bad yourself."

I said laughing a little. It's not like we haven't been through this over and over before or anything.

"Yeah but I'll never get tired of seeing you naked."

He said, admiring me. I blushed deeply at his words and kissed him gently.

"Joey you really are something else."

He smiled at me and hugged me to him, kissing my cheek.

"One of a kind baby."

I looked deep into his eyes as I slowly ran my hand down his torso. When I reached his shaft I kissed him deeply, him moaning into my mouth as I began stroking him. I pulled away long enough to look down at what I was doing and when I looked back up he had his eyes closed and his head tilted back.

"God, please just ride me."

He said lowly, making me giggle again. I kissed his Adams apple quickly and let go of him.

"Gladly baby."

He looked back at me with half closed eyes as I moved closer to him. I looked down and lined him up with my entrance before sinking down onto him. We both sighed out at the feeling. His hands began roaming my body again as I started to move up and down on him.

"You're perfect."

He breathed out. I just kept moving on him, arms around his shoulders to steady me.

"You said that already."

I smiled at him as he looked at me intently.

"And I'll keep saying it as long as it's still true."

He said before kissing my sternum. I closed my eyes as he began kissing along my chest, taking my nipple into his mouth. I moaned as he flicked his tongue over it, sliding his hand down between my legs to circle my clit too.

"Oh god."

I breathed out, feeling him smirk against my exposed skin. He let go of me and looked up.

"Baby?"

I nodded, not looking at him.

"Yeah?"

"Switch?"

I looked down at him a little surprised.

"Yeah?"

I asked back, brow raised. He normally didn't like being on top. I lifted off of him and watched him intently.

"Lay down."

He said, finally taking his pants the rest of the way off. I did as told, adjusting myself so my feet were flat on the ground and my knees where in the air. He crawled up between my legs before burying himself there, making me moan as he entered me again. He smirked down at me as he began pushing into me quickly. We both breathed heavily as he pounded into me.

"Fuck."

He said through gritted teeth, his hair falling into his face and swinging back and forth as he moved. I pushed my hips up into him as he moved and almost screamed. He hit something in me that just sent me.

"Do that again."

I said quickly. He looked down between us and did as told. I moaned loudly, digging my head back into the carpet.

"Baby I'm close."

He breathed out as he continued moving in and out of me, holding my hip tightly in his hand.

"Just a little more."

I said, squeezing his shoulders. He thrusted one last time before pausing and moaning loudly as he released in me.  He reached down and circled my clit a few times finally sending me over the edge too. I let out a high pitched breathy sound as I came around him, my legs shaking against him. He pushed into me one last time before pulling all the way out and rolling onto the ground beside me, pushing the coffee table out of the way with his body. I just stared at the ceiling until I heard him laugh, making me look over at him.

"What?"

I asked a little breathless. He shook his head.

"It's nothing babe."

I raised a brow before shrugging and sitting up with a groan. He rubbed my back haphazardly.

"So, nap or snack?"

I laughed and looked back at him, shaking my head.

"How about both."

He cracked a wide smile and sat up too, kissing my temple.

"I like the way you think."

[vampyrereblogs]

so @nilestiddies tagged me to post the posters of my 9 favourite movies (almost a week ago - oops, i forgot to post it lol). 

lilo & stitch (2002) 

tinker bell and the legend of the neverbeast (2014) 

the sword in the stone (1963) 

the sound of music (1965) 

amadeus (1984) 

maurice (1987) 

the fellowship of the ring (2001) 

the old guard (2020) 

the return of the king (2003) 

i dont have many mutuals here who havent done this so im gonna tag some mutuals from my main blog: @revolutionnaire-e @nartatoalevy @veggiepaul only if you want to! 

[qupshalfempty]

Hii can i get a scenario/headcannon for Smokescreen, where he meets the sarcastic and witty reader, he instantly likes her and even if the reader protests he already claimed him as jer guardian. The last part I want is, how really protective he is of her, elaborate on that part and write much of it. Really dive in deep of the protective thing, that'll make a smokescreen fan squeal.

I love Smokescreen so much… this accidentally turned into a one-shot, oops. This is the longest one I’ve written yet, so it’ll definitely be tagged as long reads lol.

TFP! Smokescreen With Sarcastic And Witty! Reader

Words: 2,160

“Hey!”

The very over joyous blue and white robot exclaimed. You cringed, feeling your ears pop from the loudness of his voice. You couldn’t hear him introduce himself, too busy digging your fingers in your ears, trying desperately to fix your hearing after his outburst. Damn, you hope you didn’t have to get used to this. Alien robots, some “base” in the middle of nowhere, screaming...

“-Smokescreen will be your guardian-”

I snapped towards the tall blue and red bot and gave him an incredulous look, forgetting about the ringing echoing in my head for a second. I cut him off from speaking further.

“Who?”

The loud bot from earlier gasped, “Me?!”

I gave an exasperated sigh, my shoulders slumping, letting everyone know how I felt within a mile radius.

‘Great…’

It’s already been a week and you had had enough. Smokescreen, as he had constantly made sure you’d known since you weren’t listening when you both first met, wouldn’t leave you alone for a second. Always watching, always two steps behind you and breathing down your neck. It was getting claustrophobic, and generally annoying. You even had to explain why you had to go to the bathroom by yourself. He blushed bright blue, before walking back to the main room completely embarrassed after that. Currently, he was making sure you had known his name, again.

“I heard you the 32nd time.”

I groaned out, followed by an eye roll. I just got the usual upbeat response.

“Just making sure, never know when you’ll get into trouble and need someone to call for help!”

“I don’t know, I could just say help?” He chuckled and scratched at the back of his helm.

“I’m also your guardian now, so we’re going to be around each other a lot more! We’ll need to know each other’s names.” He gave you a smile and turned away, strolling towards where Bumblebee stood.

“Don’t know why he had to walk all the way over there, from how loud he is he could’ve had a full out conversation from here…” You muttered. Walking up the stairs to the human area, you overheard some of his conversation with ‘Bee.

“-yep! I’ve got my eye on them! Don’t worry!”

‘Bee didn’t look too convinced from what I could see out of the corner of my eye, but he acted supportive all the same. Giving from what I could tell, positive beeps and whirls in response and giving him a reassuring pat on the back. Arcee was leaned against the wall nearby with her arms crossed, shaking her head.

‘Same.’ I thought sarcastically, ‘If this is the guy that’s supposed to be protecting me, I’ll be dead in a week.’

With all the others gone and only a couple robots around, it was the perfect time to relax doing what I wanted to do. Since I thought they’d think it boring or odd, I didn’t watch it when others were around. That and I usually followed and done whatever the other humans (Miko) wanted to do. I flopped onto the couch, grabbing the remote that almost fell in between the cushions and switching it on (favorite movie/show). I was on the main screen, about to press play before hearing loud metallic steps approaching behind me.

“Hey Y/N!”

I jumped, recognizing the loud voice behind me immediately. I turned from my seat on the couch, distracted from the TV I was watching, and slowly gave Smokescreen a deadpan look. And if you are wondering, yes he did talk to me a second ago, this is how it’s been all week.

“Just saw you sitting over here alone and-.. Thought I’d drop by…” He cut himself off after noticing the look I was giving him. And something so out of character for him, he looked defeated. Head hung low, eyes cast downward, and sighed.

“Look, I know I wouldn’t have been your first choice. But I’d like to get to know you, hang out and relax. Since I’m your guardian, you’re stuck with me.” He chuckled awkwardly, attempting a joke. Trying anything to be around me, he’s used this excuse three times now this week. He’s just never looked this pitiful. So I pitied him and gave him a half smile, an attempt to make him feel better. It seemed to bring back his confidence, if just for a second.

“So, what do ya say?”

He’d looked hopeful while watching for my reaction, like a puppy wanting approval from his owner. Although people could call me cold if they didn’t know me well enough, especially to know my jokes weren’t insults….. I’m not heartless.

“Sure.” I sighed out reluctantly, running a hand through my hair.

“Yes!” He fist pumped without another thought. “Wanna watch TV?”

“Sure.” I repeated, watching him try to contain his excitement as he turned towards the TV I was watching minutes ago before being loudly interrupted.

“What’chya watching?”

He asked nonchalantly, leaning over me to squint at the screen. His shoulder plate brushed against the top of my head, barely grazing the hair on my head. A chill ran up my spine at the contact. I completely forgot about my self indulgent show/movie I was watching before. My face flushed from embarrassment of what played on the screen and the contact, I hope he didn’t notice.

“Oh uh, just (favorite show/movie). I’ve watched it a couple times through now.”

He leaned back and lifted an eyebrow? Eye ridge? I was too busy hiding my blush from his view to figure it out or care.

“What’s it about?”

I then gave a brief explanation as to what the show was and what was currently happening in it, without giving spoilers when possible. No matter how much he begged to know.

“Wha- please! Now I gotta know!”

“Well, we could start from the beginning. If you have the time.”

“Yeah! Always got time to watch you-! I mean, watch it with you!”

“Uh huh, sure stalker.” I said slyly, without missing a beat. His faceplates turned blue, and he focused on the tv to try and shield his face from my view. I made no intention to let him know that I did in fact see, and I didn’t speak up about how there was nothing on the screen to even watch yet.

Throughout the entire show/movie, he’d sat still. Odd for him, since he can’t stand being bored, so I assumed he liked it. It reminds me of how he’s been trying to get to know me all week, I didn’t make an effort until now. In my defense, I was always following the humans and doing whatever they (Miko) wanted to do or was already doing, which was usually getting into trouble. So I never really had time at the base to do anything I wanted. And I had avoided Smokescreen until now so we didn’t speak enough to get to know each other either. I felt kinda bad, but whenever I had joked with him he didn’t know how to take it. At first he assumed I was insulting him, I guessed so when he flinched back the first time I tried being sarcastic. But that didn’t deter him. At all.

“What’s the main character doing? Why would they do that?!”

He snapped me out of my thoughts, I realized I wasn’t even watching the tv anymore and instead opted to watch his facial expressions instead. He was too busy staring at the TV screen to realize, thankfully.

“Oh uh.”

I finally turned my attention to the TV, trying to catch up and see if I could recognize this part. I explained everything from memory, up until the point on the screen anyway. We were getting to a cliffhanger, and he was already chewing on his non-existent nails. He stared intently at the screen, sitting on the edge of his seat if he was sitting, before gasping when the scene came up. I couldn’t stop myself from laughing. He looked away to see what I was laughing at, just to see I was looking in his direction. Putting it together, he turned back towards the TV. The blue blush from earlier making a second appearance today.

“I assume you like this?”

“...Shut up.” I laughed and he chuckled, not once offering to look away at the screen. He’d hoped to see what happened to the characters, but I’d already known so I didn’t bother paying much attention. I leaned back and got comfortable, arms set behind my head. It felt nice to sit and enjoy this moment.

The show/movie had ended, and we talked afterwards about it. Enjoying each other’s company for the first time this week. I tested a couple sarcastic comments about the character’s and he had laughed, taking them well. I think we’ll start to get along just fine after this.

Never mind. After sharing that moment, the next week was still full of him following after me like a puppy. And becoming much more careful around me, and making sure the others were careful around me as well. From the shocked faces of the others and the occasional raised eye ridge, I could tell this wasn’t his usual behavior. And the reprimands from Optimus proved my theory, he was usually the reckless one. Even worse than the “wreckers”, and that’s how they got their name. After getting scolded by Optimus, he became even more protective. Everybody noticed, and so did I. How could anyone not? But I didn’t say anything. I just dealt with it, not wanting to upset the bot more. Until now.

The humans were all gone, most of the robots as well. I was sitting on the couch watching another of my favorite shows/movies when Smokescreen walked up behind me. When I greeted him, I got no answer back from the usual hyperactive robot. With suspicion, I turned. He looked like a puppy with his tail between his legs. He had his head hung low, eyes cast downward. You could tell by the look on his face it still bothered him quite a bit that he messed up. I decided to speak up after he sighed for the 8th time in the 2 minutes he stood there.

“What’s wrong?”

“Huh?”

He looked up at that, not realizing how he was acting or how he looked. I gave a playful eye roll.

“Something’s wrong, what is it?”

“Just what happened the last cycle...”

I furrowed my brows in confusion, I’m going to assume he meant yesterday.

“That must suck.” Wow, good job Y/N. So comforting. He didn’t seem to notice my failure at comforting him. He just huffed.

“I knooooow.” His helm hit the railing, shoulders slumped over and arms hung limply at his sides. I couldn’t think of anything to say, I’m more of a listener than a comforter if you couldn’t tell. I tapped the couch with my fingers out of habit, thinking for a moment as to what to do or say.

“Wanna rant?”

“Do I!” He took the chance without a second thought. He brought his head up, leaning on his servo that was propped up on the railing. I turned, giving him my full attention. My arm propped up on the back of the couch, watching his facial expressions. He was very animated, talking with the servo that wasn’t keeping him up. He’d ranted for a couple or so minutes, talking so fast I couldn’t quite keep up. But I overheard one part that stuck out to me though.

“-so I just wanted to become the best guardian to try and prove that I can succeed at something! … I just want to help.”

He ended on that note, head hung low again. A pit sat at the bottom of my stomach, I hoped I didn’t add to his frustrations with how distant I acted in the beginning. I shook my head, deciding to try my best with the comforting part.

“This isn’t the usual Smokescreen I know, you’ve been a great guardian towards me. Some could argue a little too great.” He chuckled at that, looking away sheepishly after reflecting back on how he’s acted this past week. I kept going.

“Now, want to watch something, protector?”

I added that last nickname to try and uplift his spirits. It seemed to work, his helm turning a brilliant blue that could be seen from a mile away. He chuckled after the shock wore off, and gave me a half smile back before ruffling my hair with a single digit. The force of it, unknown to him, making my head go in the same direction as his servos. I missed the bright smile he sent my way, too busy swatting at his servo.

“Sure, girlie.”

“Ugh.. what’s with the nickname.”

“I heard it on the TV! What’s with my nickname?”

“...Nothing, you gonna watch this or not?”

“Yep!”

[darkestwings]

Oops I almost forgot about this, I suck, but here I go. I was tagged by my buddy @vaxis-rose :)

1. birthday: Feb 3, just passed :)

2. zodiac: I’m told Aquarius, but I don’t know what that says about me.

3. height: 5′2″ TECHNICALLY. By which I mean, if I’ve recently been to the chiropractor I’m just barely 5′2″, but otherwise I’m around 5′ or 5′1″ lol

4. hobbies: READING! I do occasionally splash some paint around or play skyrim, but really my main hobby is reading.

5. last song i listened to: FML // Arizona Zervas

6. last movie i watched: Birds of Prey, yesterday with the boyf

7. favorite books: The Tales of the Kingdom series by Cynthia Voigt are my all time favorite books I recommend them to EVERYONE CONSTANTLY!!

8. dream job: Librarian :)

9. favorite color: Yellow

10. meaning behind url: It’s from a song a friend of mine wrote and I’ve been using it for a long time so I have a sentimental attachment to it now lol

First of all if you are one of those people (like me) who love tag games, but rarely get tagged, consider yourself tagged right now!

Secondly:  @omgreading, @onotriel, @storytime-reviews, @flamingmirrorbookish, & @dudebroghost

[cancerbiophd]

I was tagged by @medblr-of-a-sleepyhead! Thanks darling!

You can call me: Julia (or Cass if you’ve been following me since the beginning of my fandom days lol)

I’d describe myself as: dog-lover, book-lover, scientist, level-headed, witty (i hope), and kind (i also hope the most)

Fictional character(s) that I identify with or am fond of: ohhhhh man there are so many!? cass cain from dc comics, artemis crock from young justice, sam from danny phantom to name a few

Three random facts about me:

1. I have a weird uncanny ability to always spot dead or dying animals. like i’ll just be walking around and all of a sudden have an urge to look over here, and of course there’s like.. a dead bird or lizard right there. i’m sure there’s some meaning to it but i’m not going to think about it too much. 

2. I’m super allergic to cats. like, if one bites or scratches me i will go into anaphylactic shock. or so my doctor tells me, but i’m not testing that theory. 

3. I put my milk in the microwave for 11 seconds and then i put the cereal in. fight me but i ain’t drinkin no super cold milk that early in the morning oK like the milk isn’t HOT it’s just not 4 freakin degrees celsius 

Something little about my appearance that I kind of like: my hair is fantastic

An outfit that makes me feel powerful: put me in high heels baby and i will feel like i can rule the world

An object that is special to me: i have a necklace i wear almost every day where the pendant is made from the ashes of my dog who passed away suddenly last year. pics of louis here on my main blog if anyone wants a dose of the cutest fluffiest most majestic king ever. 

A compliment (or two, or three) about me that made me feel warm inside: definitely anytime someone thanks for me my advice and tells me how it’s helped them! and also when someone compliments my writing. 

Something I love about myself: i love that i love myself, that i know i’m worth it, and even the parts i don’t love about myself i still accept bc this is me. this is alll me. 

Something I love about someone else: i love my husband’s laugh. it’s the kind that lights up a whole room. 

Something I’d love to buy for someone else: pay off everyone’s student loans. just. poof! 

Something I’d love to buy for myself: a private chef. i love to eat but hate to cook so there you go. 

Three things that make me happy right now:

1. Just started reading ninth house by leigh bardugo! Perfect autumn/halloween read. 

2. Had a compulsive thought to redecorate my office at home and then promptly ordered some new prints from society6, so I guess we’re going through with that one boys!

3. Finally got me some wireless bluetooth headphones and my life has changed! No more headphone wires getting caught on things!! I can actually set my phone down somewhere while in the lab and not have a tether!! omgggg thank u gods of technology

Something I’m looking forward to: gonna go visit my husband’s nephews this weekend in san diego to celebrate the 2nd bday of the older one. i also haven’t seen the younger one yet so time to squish some baybees!

Something I enjoyed recently: binge-reading leigh bardugo’s six of crows and the sequel crooked kingdom (i finished both of them in like.. a week; just couldn’t put them down). HIGHLY recommend if you’re in the mood for a badass fantasy/magic heist involving a rag-tag team of thieves, spies, and no-do-gooders. 

Song(s) stuck in my head recently: “summer days” by martin garrix ft macklemore and patrick stump 

I watched this, maybe you’d like it too: the masked singer. i’m putting all my bets that the fox is wayne brady. 

Something adorable I came across recently: this post of a cute lil shrimp bouncing on a witch’s broomstick 

If you wanted to know me better, you should check out these things: uhhhh i guess my main blog @jncera and all the things i post/reblog there. 

Something I can/will do to take care of myself or make things more positive for me in the coming days: oops i just realized i forgot this one when i posted it ummmm get enough sleep! my insomnia has been back for the past 2 weeks and i realized the trick to banishing it right now is to listen to soothing piano music for like... an hour before bed. 

I’ll tag: @fragileanimal, @nerdgirlnarrates, @cytostorm, @caffeinebooks, @skinny-little-nobody, @astoryofej, @orangeteastudying, @loveadoodle, @rudescience, @lavendermedusa, @quantumheels

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university!au: day6 wonpil

first of all i will definitely do poorly on this because,,, you know,,,,, he’s so precious and i don’t think my words can do it justice ksbdjshs i wanna make the sweetest scenario for him

but i suck at sweet stuffs smh bye

name: kim wonpil

major: modeling (i still cant believe this is an actual major im living under a rock smh)

other activities: member of music club, keyboardist and main singer of the university band

jae calls him “the backbone” of the music club because wonpil participates in all club events, he always takes part in weekly activities, and he actively finds new recruits

jae on the other side pops up once in a blue moon to play guitar, do shit, then disappears

don’t worry ever since jae starts dating the newest member who happens to be wonpil’s bestie he’s more active now

honestly more than half of their club members joined because wonpil made them to

he’s persuasive and convincing okay you would end up eating rocks if he told you it’s good for health

but he’ll never do that ever bc he speaks no lies okay he’s like the sweetest person in the earth

he’ll cry by the sight of cute puppies, do i have to explain further

wonpil was nominated as the club president but the other candidate park sungjin who’s also his roommate beat him by one vote

well he prefers to be just regular member anyway, that way he can still do a lot of things for the club but with less responsibilities

you see he’s really nice, he’s caring, he’s hardworking, he’s confident, he knows how to present himself and he’s hella attractive

he’s taking modeling as his major do i make myself clear

everyone LOVES wonpil

and i mean sometimes it’s just not only a platonic love but like an “i will give you my heart and soul please marry me” love

too bad he’s oblivious af

someone: i,, i like you wonpil,,,, d-do you like me too?

wonpil: of course!!! you’re my friend!!!!!!!!!

someone: ….oh ok

accidental friendzone

but you know he doesnt actually mean to do that, he just doesn’t think anyone likes him like that

moreover he already has someone in mind

aka the coffee shop girl

aka Y O U

yeah hello guys i am: still lame

the first time he met you was on exams week

everyone was busy and stressed af and running on almost no sleep

except maybe wonpil

not because he was fully prepared but more like he forgot exams week was coming until the day before so he just decided to wing it lol whatevs

anyway his roommate aka sungjin asked him if he could go buy him a double shot espresso so wonpil did

he rarely visits coffee shops tbh and when he does he always orders vanilla latte with extra syrup for himself

wonpil seems to be that kinda person who tries to enjoy coffee but can’t handle the bitter taste its so frickin cute and trust me you think so too

so anywayyyy yeah he never saw you, aka the new barista, before

it was ur first work day as well btw and he was ur first customer

he didn’t know why but watching you being nervous made him nervous too

just imagine a stuttering costumer and a stuttering barista

everyone watched you two with anxiety

but even when wonpil was a nervous wreck he didn’t forget to smile and before leaving he said to you, “thanks, have a great day!!!!!!!!!!!”

honest to god it made your whole day better

anyway let’s move on to the second meeting

he comes back and this time he orders a vanilla latte, but being the clumsy ass that you are, you slightly confused his order

he receives his coffee and takes a sip and he freezes

you ask whats wrong and he’s like,, uh nothing,, the coffee is just,,,, kinda bitter today??? ha,,,hahahhaha,,,,

you stand still

wait

he asked for EXTRA SYRUP not EXTRA SHOT you dumbfucc

you offer to make him a new one and he refuses saying it’s fine!!! but you still feel bad so you insist but he’s like no!!! i gotta stay awake anyway i have an important quiz today i have to study! by the way uhhhh i’ve never seen you around until recently???

you introduce yourself and he introduce himself blablabla it’s awkward and your palms keep sweating for some reason

before wonpil left, he didn’t forget to say “have a great day!! i’ll see you around then!!!”

he’s so sweet uwu

seeing him and making him his vanilla latte (extra syrup) is one of the best parts of your job tbh

and he visits every single time you’re working which makes it better

why is his smile so adorable what the fuck

and there’s something about the way he walks that keeps you looking i mean boiiiii does he know how to present himself holy shit

that feeling when you see someone so beautiful you want to cry

the more you see him the more you want to know about him

what major is he in? what is he usually do outside the class? what kind of person is he? does he have a lot of friends? what’s his hobby? stuffs like that

too bad he always comes when it’s busy at the cafe so you can’t talk too much

neither he ever tries to initiate a conversation with you except his usual “hello! how are you today?” and “thank you, you make the best coffee! have a nice day!! see you!!!”

let’s admit it you highkey have a crush on him and EVERYONE knows

wELL it’s because you always wear that expression like "goddammit why must kim wonpil be so cute if he ain’t gonna ask me on a date” whenever you watch his back as he leaves the cafe

and EVERYONE but YOU knows wonpil’s so into you

whenever someone says something like “just ask him for his number he’ll definitely give it to you” you’re like “wtf nO that’s creepy and he won’t!! he doesn’t even know me!!!”

“he literally only comes when it’s your shift and he always makes sure you’re the one taking his order you oblivious dumbass”

“it’s just a coincidence”

“…..yeah whatever”

but they’re right wonpil’s crushing on you hard

at this point sungjin can even draw a portrait of you although he hasn’t actually met you before

that’s how much wonpil talks about you

from your whole adorable appearance to how cute your little cough is, or how he adores your little smile and the sparks in your eyes when he compliments your coffee, or he’ll describe your apron what the fuck and how he thinks your look so good in white and blue

sungjin’s so done with him

“just ask her out you stalker”

“nO I CAN’T!!! SHE’LL THINK IM CREEPY!!! SHE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW ME”

“well i bet she remembers your face by now since you always drop by when she’s there”

“but she meets a lot of people everyday there’s NO WAY she can remember me”

you see the problem now?

then one day jae decides to play matchmaker

by “playing matchmaker” i mean he follows wonpil to the cafe and straight up tells you, in front of wonpil’s face and everyone there, “yo this friend of mine wants to take you on a date and he wonders if you’re interested”

you are: blushing

wonpil is: dead pale

you: o-oh… i’m–

wonpil: yO HE’S JUST JOKING HAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY oH My gOd jAE LET’S GO

he drags his tall friend aka jae out of the cafe and since then he never visits again :(

im sad now ugh i told you i suck at sweet stuffs like this

fast forward it’s summer and the university wonpil’s attending is holding a summer festival that’s open for public

well,,,,, you decide to go and you ask some of your friends to tag along

you’re not sure what you’re hoping; maybe you just want to see how the place wonpil’s studying at looks like, or maybe you do wish to meet him by accident or something yanno like a drama

whatever

you promised yourself that if you don’t see him today, you’ll get over him

but if you do see him, you will ask. him. out.

well jokes on you babe he’s there performing on the stage with the band

he’s,,, he’s singing,,, and playing keyboard,,,, omg his voice

as you already know im uncreative soooo by impossible coincidence somehow his eyes spot you in the crowd

btw i imagine them singing Pouring but i think you can pick any songs you like

he’s so taken aback that one second he’s singing and the next second he sees you and his eyes widen and he’s like “I’m falling for–hUH? why are you here??” to the microphone

don’t worry the others cover for his mistake while trying not to laugh

everyone laughs too while looking around to find the person whom wonpil sees

you’re embarrassed as fuck you want to curl up and hide forever

but your so-called-friends don’t let you get away that easy okay it’s your only chance

dw dude wonpil feels the same he wants to immediately get off the stage and die

but sungjin will literally kill wonpil in his sleep if he doesn’t do anything it’s now or never

poor boi has had enough of this pining shit

so after the band performance wonpil has no choice but to approach you

“h-hey! so you watched our stage!”

“y-yeah! it was great!! didn’t know you can sing so well”

“h-haha thanks”

“y-you’re welcome”

silence

more silence

wonpil clears his throat and, “so…”

you blink fast, “yeah…?”

“um uhhh do you wanna see around? i can take you”

“oH of course”

What Am I Even Writing Anymore

well remember your promise earlier? about asking him out?? no???

is it too late to chicken out and forget the whole thing now

you barely know each other it’s so awkward and he looks so fine today and you really don’t wanna push him even further now but if you hesitate longer who knows someone else will ask him first and just the thought alone breaks your heart a little bit

so it’s time to grow a pair and take risks cmon dude you can do this

one

two

“anywaysijustwonderifyou'refreenextsaturday?”

wait

it was!! not!!! your voice!!!!

“huh?”

wonpil clears his throat and repeats slower, “i just wonder if you’re uhhhh free next saturday?”

o shit

o fUck YeAH

you cough a bit before answering, “y-y-yeah i guess??”

“ok um i like, have two tickets for movie if you want to come with me”

that’s like the lamest invitation and you yourself gotta admit that lmao

but oh kim wonpil,, dear,,,, there’s no way i would say no

so you two go on a date

or “casual outing” as you two call it

but everyone knows it’s a date okay even though you two didn’t have any skinskip oops

it’s okay it takes a bit of time but you’ll get there

i mean, since then you two go out together almost every weekend so ye it won’t be that long until the awkwardness wears off

wonpil just cherish you so much he’s afraid he’ll scare you or hurt your feeling by accident so he never boldly initiates anything

the first time you two finally holding hands is when you two go skating, and that’s just because you two are so bad at that

gotta hold each other so you won’t keep falling aye romance

you don’t know this but trust me wonpil talks about it for days sungjin almost decides to move out

he’s still insisting it’s not a date tho

“you know what, i can already imagine you two in like 10 years, standing at the altar and be like, do you marry me as a friend or what? unclear”

“do you think we’ll get married?????”

“oh dear god”

but yeah

you two will get there

somehow

just take your sweet time and give wonpil all the love in the world i beg you

that’s it YAY i think imma work on sungjin’s next wish me luck im running out of lame cliche ideas now lol bye

[brutal-out-here]

.*｡✫*My One Year✫*ﾟ･

yes I did put this off till the last second, I almost forgot oops lol

I've been on this place for a year now....OMG!! How has it been a year already? But it feels like I have been on longer then that at the same time? It's hard to explain.

I've my highs and lows on this app but it probably is one of my favorites due to some of the people on here.

I literally have a post with over 1,000 notes on it!! Its crazy to think that. I made it in like 2 minutes. I have no idea how that even happened.

I have nearly 800 followers which is the absolute craziest thing to me. Like almost 800 people went "Oh wow I really like their stuff" or "Aye they seem nice" or just simply just hit follow just because. It just amazes me.

And o receive messages and/or other notifications many times of day. Which is absolutely insane as well. To anyone who's ever messaged or liked my post or my reblog or whatever I thank you so much, it truly does mean alot.

I remember joining Tumblr after my friends suggesting it over and over again and plus being able to be on a place with Taylor. I was a no body for awhile. But in the last 2 months or so I think I've actually became, not tumblr famous, but like noticed by people.

Like I've finally found a place where there is actual people wanting to talk to me, let alone ones that actually stick around. Not too many people can stand my random thoughts at random moments lol. Though I still thank those who have tried to talk to me then go away because I wasn't what they thought or something. You still made the effort lol

Just in the last year I've made so many friends, some being just mutuals I dont talk to but they know who I am.

I've grow closer to my 1st internet friend Sara aka @gorgeous-irwin . She isn't on here much anymore though. But I still talk to her on Wattpad.

@zetsuboukiibo and it won't let me tag so I guess I'll just put a link you guys are literally my best friends since forever. As a token for actually standing me in real life(lol) is that I'll just type "YEET" (I'm going to regret that lol)

@what-now-lucas we haven't talked long but you really are a friend. You're really nice which is amazing. Ur amazing. I wish could talk more but apparently we're in totally different timezones and timezones suck lol

And last but the last from least The @rip-lukes-balsamic . We've only been talking for 3 months but ur one of my best friends. Ur usages of memes and reaction pics are superior. Plus you have an amazing personality and I absolutely love it.

And there's so so many other people but I have a bad memory and forget URLs plus it'll take too long to type them all out. But really, to anyone who's nicely interacted with me I thank you so so much. You put up with a that goes from talking about Taylor Swift to diving deem into band fandoms lol.

This place has been one of my main happy places in the last year. I've learned and grown as a person after being on here just only in a year. Cant wait to see what the future has in store.

But for now enjoy a screenshot from the day I got tumblr lol:

Omg it looks so bad lol

Bye♥️x

[courage-a-word-of-justice]

One Punch Man 13 (S2 Ep 1) | Afterlost 1 | RobiHachi 1 | Kimetsu no Yaiba 2 - 3 | BSD 25 - 26 (S3 Eps 1 - 2) | King of Prism - Shiny 7 Stars 1 | Shield Hero 14 - 16 | Double Decker! EX 3 | Sarazanmai 2

The shows that have made it this season will be getting their tags...soon. Because I fell behind early in the season, trying to read ahead is nastier than it really should be...

Update: I forgot to roll out the tags...! Sorry about that.

One Punch Man 2 1

This season’s name…sounds counterintuitive, to say the least.

I love how Genos is carrying a box of hijiki (which looks like hair) and Saitama’s wearing a shirt that says “hair” (in kanji) all over it. It’s funny for a bald man and his “work of modern art”.

I never knew Genos was so blunt. Maybe because the last season was a good 2 – 3 years ago…and was by Madhouse and Shingo Natsume, and so this feels slightly different.

Oh, Sonic…! I didn’t realise how much I missed you! (Not to mention, you look hot with the off-the-shoulder shirt, y’know?)

“Enoki” is a type of mushroom.

Oh, Garou!...Oh wait, there isn’t much more of the episode left, is there…?

Afterlost 1

Oh great…this is the second time the subs don’t work on my device of choice. Then again, it seems to be a problem with the ad blocker and not the video…Okay, fiddling with the ad blocker worked.

Let’s play Spot the Main Character Amongst All the CGI Guys! Yay! (obviously sarcastic)

Without the volume…this OP is, to not put it lightly, s***.

Shoumetsu means “extinction”, not “lost”.

And the reward for Jankiest CGI this season belongs to…

Okay…this is stupid…if it f**ks up even more, I’m out of here!

I know the horned owl is your mascot, but that doesn’t mean you needed a real owl.

Waittttttttt…how did the scientists know Yuki’s father was responsible for this stuff anyway?

I feel like Takuya was shoehorned in. I mean, there’s a better example of this character type in Naofumi (Shield Hero).

This guy’s name, as we know it, is Geek. Wow (sarcastic). Also, I find it funny Takuya has a “ta” on his licence plate.

“…she’s just a package.” - Welp, you don’t get any more blatant than that for female denigration! I think Anime Feminist had a field day with this one.

Come to think of it, I saw some helmets back at Geek’s place but Takuya never seems to use one…

You had one job, Takuya…*sigh*

I swear I said a few previews ago I don’t like 1st person cam…no one ever listens to me, do they???

Not dis shitto agen!

Okay, enough complaining. It seems Yu-no wasn’t bad enough, so they had to produce something like the Chaos Dragon and Seisen Cerberus of old…

RobiHachi 1

It’s Takamatsu being Takamatsu again. Also… I forgot to mention this earlier, but…Taiga Umatani seems to be related to Kurari Umatani (who is credited for Boueibu), so…I wonder if it’s a collective writer’s name for Studio Comet, like Izumi Todo for Toei? The only thing that goes against that is the fact “Kurari” existed during the Diomedea days of Boueibu. Also Isekandar seems to be related to Yamato’s Iscandar (which Takamatsu seems to like, based on the fact he once used Matsumoto metres as a shorthand for being in space). If you don’t understand, Yamato’s endgoal contains a place called Iscandar and that’s by Leiji Matsumoto.

Okayyyyy…what are these rabbit creatures…? But yes, it does smack of Boueibu simply because the episode layout’s the same.

Hmm…? So Robby seems be En (the do-nothing life) in spirit, but Kinshiro in background, but also he runs away from his fortune. “Hmm” indeed.

Oh! That’s what this string of misfortunes reminds me of! The monsters of the day from Boueibu.

Acrymalide.

Hatchi is a Kinshiro in looks but an Atsushi by being a goody-goody.

Hmm…they actually bother to show girls now…apparently Takamatsu went to a boys-only school, which is why his original works focus on dudes (as in, you can pick out when Takamatsu is adapting someone else’s work because it has a heavier focus on girls as supporting characters).

Mechs and spaceships are probably two of the only ways I accept CGI…and you, Takamatsu sir, have just done it (the latter)!

Aw! Lookit his (Hatchi’s) face light up like a Beppu’s! It’s cute!

Hatchi getting out the hatch…lame, but still somewhat effectve on me (because that’s my wordplay game you’re playing, Takamatsu…!).

LOL, it’s a transforming mech. It seems my words from a few comments earlier were basically foretelling the future.

Kimetsu no Yaiba 2

Yikes, “Sakonji Urokodaki” has a lot of strokes…

My Little Sister Lives For Headpats…hey wait, don’t all anime kid sisters do that(?)

For some reason, I know the “Don’t Lose Your Way” meme from Kill la Kill and yet I’ve never…watched KlK…?(!)

I swore that was Giyu (it’s the haircut, I swear), but it’s a random demon…

When all you have is a hatchet…use your head. (LOL)

Ooh, nice eyecatch!

This is really black comedy, in a sense. (I remember this demon fight from the manga which is why I say that.)

Hmm…this wispy stuff wasn’t in the manga.

Come to think of it, I don’t know how Tanjiro got his scar…

If you squint really hard, you can see CGI Urokodaki and Tanjiro…

He probably has no footsteps because of his shoes. Or the fact he’s a ninja. Were there ninja in the Taisho era…? Update: Tanjiro has the same kind of shoes…oops.

Come to think of it, Daisuke from DN Angel had to dodge traps every day before he became Dark…(thinking of this because I reread the first volume of DN Angel recently)

Oh! Manga panel preview! That’s quite fun, really.

Kimetsu no Yaiba 3

I just really like how Tanjiro’s eyes grew larger with what was clearly resolution before he closed the door.

Why do the non-descript hunters look like Giyu too…?

I’ve never seen KnY so comedic…and that’s coming from someone who thought the Head Demon fight from last episode was funny.

Welp, this is…kinda interesting (<- says a fan of Touken Ranbu).

This letter writing…it reminds me of Kekkai Sensen somewhat.

This realistic water…it’s beautiful, but it looks like it came straight out of Niagara Falls. Is that…too realistic for anime?

“No matter…”

It’s a fox version of Speed of Sound Sonic! Then again, the real Sonic is around this season and probably won’t be happy about that comparison…

Is “that guy”…Giyu? Or the demon who slaughtered Tanjiro’s family?

Spider lilies! I didn’t mention it last time, but the symbolism of the spider lily makes the ED real cool.

Bungou Stray Dogs 26

I’v read the wiki page for Chuuya enough to know the next few eps involve the LN Fifteen, so even though I haven’t read a translation of the source material, I know some of the ins and outs of it already.

Ooh! Kitty! (If you’re a manga reader, you’ll know the cat’s significance.)

I think at this point in time, all viewers are used to Dazai’s bulls*** by now.

Is it just me…or did Bones use CGI for the city? It actually looks kind of good…! Sasuga Bones!

I have a fic that predates Fifteen and could be set in the same period (the fic’s vague enough that it could’ve been them at 15, 18 or even 12)…and basically the only thing I got wrong was the fact Chuuya doesn’t have his hat (because I wrote Chuuya as having his hat in the fic). Also, the banter is tenser than I imagined it, but that’s subjective and something only I, the fic writer, can compare.

I wonder who the yellow-tinted Ability holder is…? Update: That’s Randou. Spoke too soon.

There was a box in the subs…I wonder what symbol that might’ve been.

“…closest to the explosion.”

BSD 3 2

Oh, so that’s what Randou was for! I see now.

Chuuya may be OP, but he’s one heck of a fun character…also, he’s not as OP as Saitama, so…yeah.

Oh, the ED from last time is the OP. I should’ve known.

I like the almost storybook-style of this episode!

I thought Dazai was faking releasing the hostages…I was wrong.

Face-stealing aliens return! (They were around last ep too, I think, but they were harder to see then.)

Again, watch for the cat!

Well, with only one suspect (or 3, if you count the Sheep kids), it was quite easy to figure out one of them was behind it. I kind of suspected Randou, anyway, considering what I’ve learnt from all the mysteries I’ve read.

Because I was watching this episode with the volume down low (so I could hear the OP and ED), the volume really did work wonders for the plot this ep…!

King of Prism – Shiny 7 Stars 1

This is the final debut of the season, so basically how this and Shield Hero perform will decide what will stay and what will go. Oh, yeah…apparently this is the companion to a movie, but the movie and TV series have slightly different content.

This dude’s (the one at the very start’s) so grumpy.

…welp, I didn’t expect it to be that much CGI.

This chunk of exposition…makes me feel like I missed something. It was probably in the previous movies, come to think of it…

Basically, this is…uh, Makura no Danshi or Room Mate all over again??? I’m noping out of here…! Bye!

Shield Hero 14

I’m putting this on the chopping block…just so you know.

…uh, age gap romance? It’s hard to tell at this stage, but they (Filo and Melty) sure act like it is romance.

Welp, this survived the chopping block. “Raphtalia backstory” is a good enough reason to stick around for, isn’t it?

Double Decker! EX 3 (FINAL)

I always miss the OP when I’m not watching Double Decker, but I miss the ED even more…

I can’t believe they tried to get away with a Spirited Away parody…!

I can’t believe I get to see Dr Apple all buttered up like this…

I love how Kirill is censoring himself. (At least he can prove he’s not a girl, unlike Valery/Milla, whose entire shtick is the confusion between genders.)

Oh! I think I know the answer to the case already! It was Kirill’s soap, so Doug is the “killer”. But then…why is it Derick, of all people???

LOL, the angles were so reminiscent of Detective Conan…

Underwear-stealing sextuplets…? Why does that kind of sound like Osomatsu-san…?

Ahh…I really am going to miss this ED. See you next time!

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I never thought Raphtalia would be so angry…that’s Naofumi’s job.

Okay…it’s the age-old question: do demis listen with their animal ears or their human ears? Do they even have human ears??? (That’s 2 questions, isn’t it…?)

Uh…CGI dinosaur, much?

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…and of course, the Queen is a loli. Of course (<-sarcastic).

“Why’d I even have to feed this KFC farm?” – LOL, but I wonder what it sounded like in Japanese…? (i.e. I didn’t listen to it and when I try to do that, there’s always something over the top of it…)

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I wonder if I’ll ever get used to watching Ikuhara on a weekly basis…?

Kappamaki…geddit?

Wait…y’mean, Keppi’s breath smells like cucumbers? Uh…okay, TMI.

Enta’s Japanese house kind of looks like the one in Mawaru Penguindrum.

Wait…why does the Japanese word for “Fish Buffet” (Osakanazanmai) end in –zanmai? Does that mean Sarazanmai is…Dish Buffet?! (LOL)

Notably, one of the signs said “Union” in katakana. It must be an English play on words…y’know, trade union and union = connecting with each other? I’m surprisingly enjoying myself a lot with Sarazanmai, by the way. I didn’t think I would, but I am!

I think that might be Irohassu water. Or Dasani. I saw both those brands in Japan, but I don’t remember which had the green flowers.

Oh…my goodness! Nekoyama (Cat Mountain) Mokichi (written with kanji for “hair” and “luck”). It’s a Boueibu monster! Frick, I’m laughing too hard!

It’s very small and very thin, but the word next to the cat in the eyecatch is neko.

“…Meow God!” – It’s a pun on “Oh, My God!” but with a “meow” in it. It’s pretty forced, but it does get the nuance of the joke across…

Why the heck did the subbers choose “herb” as the word for weed in this? “Weed” is sufficient, right? Right…?

Well…if that spurt of water wasn’t symbolic…I don’t know what is.

The title translates better as “…but I want to steal”. Y’know, add a little force into it.

The two As and the “sara” below it seem to make a zombie face, huh?

Ooh, that ending…