My Cod Zombies oc's as Vibes ft Cod Zombies charater. Part 1.
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Primis Ida: Road work ahead? Uh...Yea, I sure hope it does
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Gunther: Dad 3, Excuse my potty mouth. *Looks at Primis Nikolai(Dad 2) and Primis Richtofen(Dad) who are yelling* SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Primis Dempsey(Dad 4): :0
Primis Takeo(Dad 3): >:|
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Bobby:*Was going to help Vincent clean up a crime scene* Detective this is a crime scene.
Jackie Vincent: *Holding a bag of cash* Is this the murder weapon? Get off my dick!
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Sarah: Hi I'm lesbian.
Sam: ...I thought you were American.
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John: *Making the most monsterious and hideous sneeze that made him kill off another universe*
Edgar: *Looking at John in horror*
John: ...Oh, so you ain't gonna say bless you?
Edgar: THAT WAS A SNEEZE!?
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Ultimis Ida: Hey bro, what do you want to eat?
Shadowman:*In Richtofen's mind* The souls of the innocent.
Ultimis Richtofen: A bagel.
Shadowman: NO!
Ultimis Richtofen: 2 bagels
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Monty: Hey, how are you all-
Zombie Richtofen: *Zombie growling and barking*
Monty: AAAAAA! GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH!
Ultimis Ida: He don't bite
Monty: YEA HE DO!
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Sylvie: *Sliding towards Nikolai in a smug and flirtatious way* Good evening
Great War Nikolai: *Confused a bit, but just says hi back*
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Gunther: You are my dads. You're my dads! :D
Primis Crew: *Nikolai crying, Richtofen with a gentle but guilty look, Dempsey going hell yea, and Takeo just gently smiling*
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beorning family as vines
I had to do it (and also this is a pretty good exercise in character development or at least that’s what I’m telling myself).
Eadgyd: *pours out Life cereal, a bunch of lemons come out*
Eadgyd, voice cracking: Well, when life gives you lemons!
Eadgar: Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book.
Avina, exasperated with healing Eadgyd and Eadgar: You know what, I’m about to say it. I don’t care that you broke your elbow.
Eadgar: Road work ahead? Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.
Eadgyd: So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties...
Avina: *falls on floor laughing*
Eadgyd: Hey, how much money do you have?
Eadgar: Uh, like sixty-nine coppers.
Eadgyd: Eyy, you know what that means!
Eadgar, tearing up: I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.
Avina: Hey, I’m lesbian.
Frida: I thought you were a Beorning.
Avina: Hey Hild, can you read page 23 for me?
Hild: No I cannot.
Hild, narrating: Whaddup, I’m Hild, I’m 21, and I never fuckin’ learned how to read.
Eadgyd before going into Battle Fury: Honey, you’ve got a big storm coming.
Eadgar at the top of the stairs: oh no, I hope I don’t fall...
*falls down stairs*
Eadgar: oh noooooo
Frida, petting a warg: You feel nice. You’re so nice!
Frida, yelling: SO NIIIIICEEEE
Avina, climbing into a dryer: I am disgusted, I am revolted, I dedicate my life to our lord and saviour Jesus Christ and this is the thanks I get?
Frida: I don’t follow rules. I follow rabbits on social media.
Snowdrop the Warg: *bouncing along to “Stayin’ Alive”*
Frida: Kids, you’re getting to about that age, so it’s time I teach you how to destroy that pussy.
Eadgar: Wow, look at the buns on her!
*shot of Eadgyd laying on the floor covered in rabbits*
Avina: This is the comedy police—the joke’s too funny!
Eadgar, taking out his bow: I’M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL!
Swithun: *banging on the door of a bus as she sings opera*
Roderic to Arnulf: okay, just go in and tell him. Son...you’re adopted
Arnulf to Theo: Son...I’m adopted.
Eadgar: *shoots bow in the house, shatters lamp*
Eadgyd: This is why Mom doesn’t fucking love you!
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A stressful week calls for avoiding projects and drawing obscure tf2 AU lore 🙃
Also I’ve never really liked how my tf2 drawings look.. they never really look anything like the Mercs from the comics. They always look too soft, bleh. So for the first drawing I sat down for hours with references just trying to replicate the art style of the tf2 comics. They still don’t look quite right, but I think they’re the best looking tf2 faces I’ve ever drawn. So that’s good enough for me!
Although I suppose keeping the Mercs on model is kind’a lost when I made Casper (Medics Crones Dome hat) look more magical and stylized.. whoops-
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Maxie draws Angel
Angel: I sat here and posed for like 10 minutes let me see the product
5 year old Maxie: *picks up the paper sniffling*
Angel: *looks at the drawing* Is that me?
5 year old Maxie sniffling and on the verge of crying: *nods*
Angel trying his best not to laugh: No no it's nice it's so nice, oh I've never.. I've never looked better!
Husk: *laughing in the background*
Angel: Ooh where were you, where were you when it was time for senior photos?
5 year old Maxie about to cry: Papa I don't think it looks good!
Angel: it is fantastic, just tell ok! You know what? I've never seen nothing like this before I just want you to just keep up keep it up ok?
5 year old Maxie crying: Why was daddy laughing?
Angel: Daddy don't know what he's doing anyway! That's how you say that's a great drawing in French!
Husk: *wheezing*
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Ya’ll saw the sketch of this literally last year. It was almost finished but something wasn’t clicking with the shading and only just returned to it now. Mad shoutout to @electric-blue24 for doing the coolest scale shading ever
Anyways this is Queen Dodder, the last of the Leafwing amuni (she’s also got some recent Silk/Beetle ancestry in her, maybe about an 1/8) and possibly even the last historical amunis of Pantala. She lived and ruled about halfway between whatever the Scorching was and Clearsight showing up, maybe erring on the side of the Scorching. Don’t be fooled by the sad tm pose; she’s an ebil woman.
Facial closeup
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