Prompt 199
“Where the fuck are my legs?”
Danny wasn’t happy. It wasn’t funny! Usually he just had a ghost tail when flying really fast, like super speed, not all the time! It’s not funny Clockwork, you’re used to having a tail, he isn’t!
What do you mean it’s permanent?! He needs his legs! Clockwork!! He wouldn’t have agreed to the adoption if he knew he’d lose his legs!
…Okay, that was a lie, Clockwork was a great parent who encouraged his chaos and enjoyed screwing over assholes like the Observants. But still! He looks like some sort of snake person now! No he doesn’t want a nap, he’s not a baby!
Clockwork, why are you being quiet? He’s not a baby! He’s not a baby, right? What do you mean all ghosts are babies until they’re a hundred years dead!? But he’s a halfa- what do you mean it takes longer for Ancients?!
No he doesn’t want that nap, he’s having a midlife crisis here several years too early!
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Pizzatober 16, 17, 19
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INKTOBER 27 - Imp, Elden Ring
These creatures created by satan are a headache in Elden Ring.
One is not a problem, two are bearable, three are already problems, but five or more prepare for the screen to appear "YOU DIED" and worst of all, these unfortunates attack in small spaces in the catacombs.
The "Oh Shit!" section tradition in the month of INKTOBER is dedicated to the Imp, because they have given me tragicomic situations in ER.
Eme
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Lucifer Headcanon:
He definitely has his favorites, but I bet he appreciates all music genres for their diverse range of creativity and forms.
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Part Three - What are you playing at, Gatsby?!
Kaori stares at the phone in silent shock. She could feel her heart sink deep into her stomach. A name she hadn't heard about in two years now resurfaces from her memory's grave. Why was he asking? If this was a joke, Kaori was not finding it funny at all. her hands were trembling, causing her to almost lose grip of the phone..
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Well, good afternoon Mr. Hollingsw-...
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INKTOBER 19 - Caelid, Elden Ring
Hell on earth is called Caelid.
Worse for some of us that we arrived by mistake in this area through the teleporting chests in the first levels of the game.
I don't deny that the first thing I said when I accidentally arrived in this area was "Oh shit!", the trypophobia that gave me to explore that place.
As a tradition in the month of my inktober to tragicomic situations, but this time I literally dedicate the word to the section "Oh shit!" to Caelid.
Eme
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random edit on a titlecard
wanted to do that on the titlecard
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(TW: Toilets, flashing lights.)
OH SHIT!
Fortunate was right! Spindle IS heading towards bankruptcy, especially since they only rely on one project to sustain the whole studio!
It’s been three days, and last time three days passed an HB episode was WAAAAAY over 5 mil at that point, like about 13 million or so.
So if im correct, they just lost…
About…
EIGHT MILLION VIEWS!!!!!!
Holy shi-
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