Cataclysm backstory poem in the style of the Collector's storybook :)
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We're supposed to amass, but it's all such a pain!
Preserving's so slow! Collecting's a drain!
Still, the other collectors command me to try
So I chase after mortals, and swiftly they hide.
I try thinking of ways for my chore to end speedily,
but whatever I do, mortals burn up too easily!
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"Talk to them," say the others "and they will abide,"
But it's not any faster. Believe me, I tried.
"Stay put!" I'd command, "Stop hiding! Stand still!"
But none of them listen, all shrieking so shrill;
"Apocalypse!" "Evil god!" "Cataclysm!" they call me.
My chore takes twice as long-- it's four times as annoying.
When I'm finally done, my archives are "too small."
But the mortals-- they meddled! It wasn't my fault!
Say the others, "You're young. You will get it someday."
But I don't want to "get it!" "It" should just go away!
I'm sick of being too little! Sick of everyone else!
I'll run off, see the planets and stars for myself!
And no one will tell me I break them too fast!
The others don't try to stop me. "This tantrum won't last.
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*tries to fill prompt*
*Rem and Nightmare aim for the jugular, simostaniously, and wrench the keyboard out from under my fingers*
Boys, boys!! This was supposed to be related to Broken Glass how did this happen
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sky has me holding hands pilled I want to hold hands in xiv. multipeople mounts isn't enough I want to be clinging to you for life. make a 2 seater motorcyce where we're hugging. no I dont care about player size differences w *phone dial tone* hello ,do you hear me
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as Rena's consumption and hollowing progressed over the millenias(?), it is quite possible (near undeniable in fact) that its mass decreased drastically enough for the Twin Planet System's barycenter to shift from an equidistant point between the two planets to one that is closer to (and maybe even contained within??? if the phenomenon is extreme enough) Dahna. i call this the satellization of Rena. the press is deliberately keeping silent about this issue and
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I think it'd be cool if Nightwings and Seawings had more of a connection seeing as the moons quite literally control the seas... itd be cool if they had more of a cultural connection tbh
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ok gonna make a fun little simplistic sktech for Curiosity's birthday!! The hisotry totally will not repeat itself where I make it full of detail just like for Sojourner!! Mark my words!! ^_^
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