#Osborne Silver

[grotesquehydra]

Terrible men & their loser sons

[ghstsrock]

Johnny Lawrence Headcanons (HATER EDITION)

! 🗯 ⋆ hateful Johnny Lawrence headcanons

( a/n : i wrote these with goopy in mind. Iykyk | please read these in all caps as written. )

✶ BLONDE.

✶ BLUE EYED.

AHHHH

✶ GAY

✶ RICH

✶ RUDE

✶ DOESN’T DO HIS OWN LAUNDRY

✶ CAN’T COOK

✶ BEATS UP PEOPLE OF COLOR

✶ ILLITERATE

✶ DUMB

✶ ties his shoes with one bunny ear instead of two

that’s a life sentence.

✶ wears a red leather jacket

✶ TAKES MILITARY STYLE KARATE CLASSES

masochism

✶ rides his motorcycle like an asshole

✶ gets kick out every two weeks

✶ toxic masculinity

every William Zabka character has that, tho-

✶ VERY insecure

it’s like a personality trait or sumn

✶ probably owns a gun

✶ can’t roll a blunt

fake hippie.

✶ steals his mom’s wine

✶ MAMAS BOY

✶ can’t decide when he wasn’t to wear shiny pants or a polo shirt

✶ CAUCASIAN

✶ didn’t go to prom bc no one liked him after the tournament

✶ calls people twerp as an insult

✶ TWO LEFT FEET

✶ LACTOSE INTOLERANT

✶ THINKS SALT IS SPICY

✶ MAKES FUN OF MEN FOR DRINKING BEVERAGES WITH FRUIT IN THEM

projecting???

✶ hangs around a bunch of people shorter than him

✶ disgustingly idealistic

✶ LISTENS TO WHITESNAKE

✶ HUGE TITS

someone get this guy a bra

✶ failed English

✶ WEARS A HEADBAND IN PUBLIC GIVEN TO HIM BY HIS EX GIRLFRIEND HE CANT GET OVER

✶ A SLUT

﹙📦﹚ request inbox thing is open ﹒zᶻ

[silversablinovaallday]

Miles: if you could kiss any person in the world who would it be?

Peter: my beautiful wife, Sable.

Sable: that doesn't count. You kiss me all the time.

Peter: HARRY OSBORN!

Sable: knew it.

[faustzomby]

Girl you're irritating

[jihef03]

Kinda wild this their first interaction ever on the page.

[wardrobeoftime]

Victoria + Costumes

Queen Victoria’s white & silver dress in Season 03, Episode 03 & 05.

[multi-muse-transect]

If Remedy developed Spider-Man 2.

We would get a vision of Peter “inside” the Symbiote and he overcomes it by creating a kickass musical number that consists of people important in his life. Which means one thing, Peter and Miles doing this:

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

I'm starting a new series of Dark Order and Chase U imagines, I just think it would be cute if they were friends so making little imagines of them doing stuff together.

Imagine Dark Order greeting Chase U backstage to celebrate Chase U's Tag Team Turmoil win with Grape Kool Aid.

Thea, especially, being excited to see them, giving Johnny a hug. Andre helping Uno pour out the Kool Aid for everyone. Dark Order being just excited for Heatwave as Chase U are.

[swampgh0stt]

Excitedly writing a crossover

[mostsanescarletspiderfan]

Depowered Peter comes in so many flavors but the best one is when he is a freak.

(spine-tingling Spider-Man #3)

(amazing Spider-Man vol 4 #28)

Absolutely insane.

[artblooger19moon]

Spider-Man The New Animated Series

Season 1 : Jul 11 - Sept 12 2003

[ziraconarose]

I uhmmm have always loved Harry Osborn.

[sweets-and-fire]

In Spider-man PS4, Norman Osborn breaks the Anti-Pinkerton Act by hiring Silver Sable.

[silversablinovaallday]

Peter: *drunk* Sable I have a confession!

Sable: *scooping her drunk little spider into her arms* do tell.

Peter: I fucked my best friend and I kind of want to again.

Sable: *who only knows Yuri and MJ* well... Yuri's a lesbian and MJ is your ex so I don't think that's a possibility.

Peter: nooooooo. Harry.

Sable: Harry who?

Peter: Harry Osborn.

Sable: MY BOSSES SON?!

Peter: ye.

Sable: *knowing Harry is currently undergoing "treatment"*... Yeah I think your chances are slim on that one too. I think you better stick with just me.

Peter: YEEEEEES MY WIFE STILL LOVES ME.

[faustzomby]

he WAS going to take her to meet Norman </3

[cardboardfanaccount]

rocket family inspirations

“We live in uncertain times.” — Elim Garak

LEFT COLUMN (top - bottom) — Elim Garak (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) — Chuuya Nakahara (Bungou Stray Dogs) — Near (Death Note)

RIGHT COLUMN (top - bottom)

— John Wick (John Wick series) — Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium) — Boone (Fallout: New Vegas)

“I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was... really... I was alive.” — Walter White

LEFT COLUMN (top - bottom) — Norman Osborn (Spider-Man) — Walter White (Breaking Bad) — Dukat (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine)

RIGHT COLUMN (top - bottom) — Robert Moses (influential mid-century New York bureaucrat; subject of popular biography The Power Broker) — Mr. House (Fallout: New Vegas) — Wallace Breen (Half-Life 2)