#PLSSSSSSSSSS

[temeyes]

pov: ur skater boi-core sergeant of a boyfie picks you up after work

[sw33t--t00th]

CG!DANDY X LITTLE!ASTRO STIMBOARD

I headcanon Astro to be a baby/toddler regressor and a flip, and Dandy is a caregiver

Dandy would call Astro "starshine", "moonlight", "flower bud" and other flower and space themed nicknames mmjsldldlslldpeecribfkovdt6sjnofvji

[blorbopolis]

where is that tim downie cameo video where he recites hozier lyrics??? who has the link??

i know one of you has the link!!!! I found it in like september and wasn't down bad enough to save the link at the time (foolish.) it was a tumblr post with very few notes. he's doing the lyrics from "first light" as if gale's reciting poetry. please. someone must have it i'm like shocked everyone isn't going nuts over it it's so good

[isacksteban]

marc stronger than me bc if this man refused to rekindle shit with me i'd get on my knees and start begging

[trashmouth-richie]

the fact i would do the most embarrassing, degrading shit if eddie were to ask…

wear a leash and walk on all fours in public? done *bark*

feed him like a baby bird? when and where babe.

lick his boots clean? let me shine those up, daddy

i’d do anything, ANYTHING

the smuggest of all bastards, fuuuuuuyyyyyck -**how could you say no to THIS

[teddybeartoji]

yeah no i love toji so fucking much this is so not normal

[plutowrites]

[aasshleyyyyyy]

I am so boredddd send me interesting anons

[mrrcasuallycruell]

tumblr user outrunningkarma please come back it's not funny anymore ://

[commonspencer]

I got superrrrr drunk tonight and now I'm just all alone and wishing someone were here forcing me to drink more and get more and more wasted til I can't fight back

[princeblue]

Is it alright if i write some of your au ideas? The ones in the hierarchy, i mean.

Its alright if not!

OH MY GODDD YES PLS PLS PLS PLS DO THAT I’D DIE PLSSSSSSS I NEED FOOD!!!!!

[qnpc04]

badboyhalo stop destroying stuff in teardown and let tubbo LORE DUMP ON YOU

[thewingedwolf]

jag looks so hot with the flower hat and pink shirt omg someone screenshot it for me i can’t do it on paramount+

[robotpussy]

somebody is walking their cat in the park and these 2 big dogs want to chase it now KAKSKAKSKSJJDJFFNJF 😭😭😭😭😭

[zenganthefool]

i desperatly crave a chat noir version of the "you are ladybug" song from the movie, i'd do it myself but like, i suck at music, my specialty is drawing, so if anyone with actual skills could do that i would be forever gratefull lol

[anchoeritic]

*in Mater from Cars Voice* Hey I know this is a bad time right now but you should change your bio pinned post where it says "I love my gf" cause fuck that beech for dropping a true baddie, ya hear what I'm saying? You're single, they're gonna be miserable for their own dumb mistake, you don't need dumb girl in your life fr.

i love her to death stop it 🙁 i literally love her so much i would sell my kidneys and feet for her i love her so so so much 😔😔 im scared she’s gonna come across this account again and read this

im a baddie that loves a baddie that isn’t with her anymore and that’s okay guys 😔 THATS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LIKE