#Pick of Destiny

[draculaforce]

You should leave your most rewatched movie(s) in the tags as well~

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

PICK OF DESTINY, one of the first tabletop games I ever wrote, has gotten a 2e update with a pretty PDF and some very lightly edited rules. It's a fast-paced, combat-forward game about being on the road, fighting demons, and rock and fucking roll. Go check it out!

[red-flare-art]

Drew Bowser in the Jack Black “Master Exploder” outfit because why not

[nonbinary-weirdo]

Mammon: I am compleeeeeete!!

These two: FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

Mammon: Yes you are fucked, shit out of luck!!

[maryjupes]

Hot take: I know a lot of people think Shallow Hal is problematic (body shaming, fat suit, etc) but we clearly know that’s not the point of the movie. The moral of the story is that it’s the inside that counts. Someone’s heart and personality is more important than their body. When you fall in love with someone for who they are, you don’t see the “flaws” that shallow people see and you love every part of them. That’s what this movie was trying to teach and putting Gwenyth Paltrow in a fat suit and showing people making fun of different bodies was the way they had to teach that.

Now, I got to thinking: how would Hal see me while he’s hypnotized? Like we all have flaws and I’m not trying to self sabotage or whatever but it’s just something interesting. Would I be thinner? Taller? No acne? I’d probably look like Gwenyth Paltrow I guess lol

The other thing is, how did he not know how big she was when hugging her or when they made love? Does the hypnosis also make her feel thinner to him? I just wanna know the science behind this lol did the writers just not think about that? How did his arms not be around an “invisible” space? Idk I feel like that would add some extra detail to the movie. It doesn’t matter, but I have so many thoughts about this movie that I’ve never talked about because of the controversy.

There are also HOT deleted scenes that should have been in the movie.

The Cadence scene was sad. I am SHOOK every time I see it. Like he even saw her without physical flaws and when he realizes she’s a burn victim AGH it just 😭 also interesting because I thought he only saw women as flawless so when we realize he also sees the girls as flawless I was like oh? So it’s not an attraction thing it’s just flawless in general? Is it only females or all people? SO many questions about this silly little movie WOW I’m autistic if you hadn’t noticed anyway

[mysteriouslytransparentwitch]

are you connecting to your body? tarot reading

1st image: you are observing your body, you see it transforming, you have no plan or strategy in place, you are very earthy, you are preoccupied with everyday life. you are moving forward in your life, he may be afraid because the weather is setting in.

with the tarots: there is an unbalanced behavior between you and your body, you try to tame your body like an animal. You have decided to stop taking care of your body and focus on your physical life. But with your feminine energy you will reconnect with your body and make peace. to talk to you better because before you treated him badly and there was no result now you were looking for a balance between you and your body

2nd photo: you have seen this change but you have a behavior of the sign of the lion even if there have been moments of emptiness, you have found a certain balance, you have opened and observed and accepted this abundance, you have put things in place but without verbal violence just a fact which helped to better understand this change and change it positively.

tarot: you are completely connected to your body. you have accepted this vulnerability and it has become a positive change and a victory. You find moments of rest and active moments. You work on several aspects, there is a lot of desire to find a balance between doing and blaming yourself. You have decided to be selfish and take care of yourself.

[auroratigress]

[vexwerewolf]

Quite honestly Satan should count himself lucky he got his ass beat by Tenacious D back in 2006, imagine having to pay rent in Hollywood nowadays

[llama-plushies-yt]

W movie

[swedebeast]

New Tenacious D/Evangelion crossover dropped!

[juli0-j0k3r]

Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)

[one-odd-ood]

I recently ran a Devil tournament in a Discord I’m a member of, and here are the results after weeks of voting.

The original list (kept to 32 for ease of bracketing):

George Burns - Oh, God! You Devil (1984)

Gabriel Byrne - End of Days (1999)

Peter Stormare - Constantine (2005)

Kirk Douglas - The Garden of Allah (1995)

Al Pacino - The Devil’s Advocate (1997)

Tom Waits - The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus (2009)

Viggo Mortensen - The Prophecy (1995)

Elizabeth Hurley- Bedazzled (2000)

William Fichtner - Hell on Earth (2014)

Jack Nicholson - The Witches of Eastwick (1987)

John Glover - Brimstone (1998-1998)

Tom Ellis - Lucifer (2016-2021)

Gwendoline Christie - The Sandman (2022-2022)

Dave Grohl - Tenacious D in the Pick of Destiny (2006)

Mark Pelligrino - Supernatural (2009-2020)

Ewan McGregor - Last Days in the Desert (2015)

Gary Oldman - Beat the Devil (2002)

Peter Cook - Bedazzled (1967)

Benedict Cumberbatch - Good Omens (2019)

Jon Lovitz - SNL (1985-1990)

Chris Pontius - Jackass (2000-2007)

Jason Sudekis - SNL (2003-2013)

John Ritter - Wholly Moses! (1980)

Harvey Keitel - Little Nicky (2000)

Billy Crystal - Deconstructing Harry (1997)

Ray Wise - Reaper (2007-2009)

Clarence Williams III - Tales from the Hood (1995)

Keith David - Tales from the Hood 2 (2018)

Rosalinda Celentano - The Passion of the Christ (2004)

Peter Fonda - Ghost Rider (2007)

Ciarán Hinds - Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

Jennifer Love Hewitt - Shortcut to Happiness (2003)

For the record, that’s not Satan in Legend; his character’s name is Darkness. Just throwing that out there.

If this could somehow make its way to Dave Grohl (I don’t have twitter), that would be appreciated and awesome. Congratulations Dave!

[pisswormart]

Crocs man :)

[fartsofneil]

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I’m sure he didn’t mean to.

[vaguelyhumanshapedbeing]

porn parody called the Dick of Destiny where they have the flaming cocks