#Pineapple Black Tea

[rabbitcruiser]

National Tea Day 

Just because we dumped all that tea in the harbor, doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy the relaxing, warm drink. Visit a Fest-Tea-Val, or simply enjoy a steaming mug of tea.

That’s about the perfect sentiment we can think of for a nice cup of tea! Tea is a wonderful drink that comes in a wide variety of different flavors, each of them having a distinct personality and character. It has been used for everything from a simple morning libation to the central element of certain social and religious rituals.

This amazing drink is so important that taxing it was the final straw that ignited a fledgling country to declare a revolution! National Tea Day celebrates this fantastic beverage and the seemingly endless list of things it can do.

History of National Tea Day

The History of National Tea Day reaches far back into the world’s history but can be narrowed down to a place of origin that is surprisingly precise.

This place sits at the intersection of Latitude 29N and Longitude 98E, notable as the joining of NE India, Burma, China, and Tibet. Many mythological origins for tea also exist as well, some of them merely interesting and others quite gruesome.

In one period in China, the Emperor had ordered that all people of his nation would boil their water before drinking it. So it came to pass that the Emperor was sitting and drinking a simple cup of boiled water when leaves from a nearby tree blew into it, creating the first tea.

In another tale, a man sat meditating in front of a wall (for 9 whole years!) when he accidentally fell asleep. On waking, he was so disgusted with his inability to stay awake, which he considered to be a weakness, that he severed his eyelids and threw them to the ground where they sprouted into the first tea bushes. A little disturbing, perhaps, but utterly Asian in its style.

Regardless of its origins (which may be in dispute) the importance of tea cannot be understated. And anyone is strongly encouraged to research it since it would be impossible to cover it’s entire history here.

Now, it’s time to take a look at what tea is–and what it is not. Officially speaking tea is an infusion of the leaves of Camellia Sinensis, an unassuming evergreen plant that hails from Asia. Technically, what tea is not is anything that does not contain these leaves.

That means that, while infusions of herbs not containing these leaves may be referred to as ‘Herbal Teas’, they are not in fact teas at all. Only those infusions which contain the Camellia Sinensis leaves can properly be called tea. Considering tea is the second most consumed beverage in the world, second only to water, it seems that a little accuracy is in order.

On the other hand, as words and traditions evolve, many things have become known as tea, which so many people around the world enjoy, that it doesn’t hurt to be a little generous with the definition. And generosity is what National Tea Day is all about. Drinking, and sharing, a generous cup of tea.

Because it spans a variety of sources and cultures, a couple of different dates have been recognized as National Tea Day. April 21 is National Tea Day in the UK. The UN has put National Tea Day a month later, and another National Tea Day falls in the middle of December. There are even days for Iced Tea, Bubble Tea and Chai. Not to mention a whole month for Earl Grey Tea and Iced Tea.

It seems that celebrating Tea is a festivity that should be happening all throughout the year! And since tea is the most consumed drink in the world (after water) no one is even going to complain.

How to Celebrate National Tea Day

Drink a Cup (or Glass or Mug) of Tea

Literally hundreds of varieties of tea are in existence, from those that are gently dried and cured to those that go through complex processes that can include long stays in caves. So many varieties of tea exist that it almost defies the imagination! National Tea Day is the perfect time to try a few new ones.

Grab a Glass of Iced Tea

In some countries, tea is only considered to be authentic if it is enjoyed hot. However, other cultures have taken the idea of tea and turned it into a cold beverage. For instance, in the United States, iced tea is a common beverage that is served in a large, tall glass. It is often sold by the gallon in stores and, in the south (but almost never in the north!), it is made very sweet.

Whatever the case, the first order of business for National Tea Day is sitting down to enjoy a sip in whatever form is preferred.

Attend the Fest-Tea-Val in UK

Celebrated all throughout the United Kingdom, Fest-Tea-Val (festival!) Tea rooms, hotels, cafes and pubs all around the nation host special events, promotions and activities that are centered around the country’s favorite drink: tea. These events are often paired with worthy charities in order to provide financial support for them.

Host a Fest-Tea-Val

Those outside of the UK certainly don’t need to be excluded from all of the fun! Consider hosting a National Tea Day celebration at home, at work, or in the community. Simply gather friends or coworkers together and put on a spread of different varieties of tea that can be tried. This would also be a great time to call that friend who has the eclectic collection of teapots!

Take the Sustainable Tea Challenge

Since most tea bags are made of plastic, which isn’t great for the earth, many people are moving in the direction of using loose leaf tea or at least compostable tea bags. Some companies try to promote sustainability and eco-friendliness in the production of their tea, including:

Numi. Fair-trade, organic, and offsetting carbon emissions.

Yogi. Organic, recyclable/compostable packaging and gives back.  

Pukka. Organic and donates profits to help the planet.

Source

[morethansalad]

Apricot Tiki Mocktail (Vegan)

[miss-kittys-kombucha-log]

20 Aug - Black Tea F1

4 Sept - Flavoured

Passionfruit Orange Saffron

Lychee Grapefruit Mint

Pineapple Lime Rosemary

6 Sept - Bottled

Passionfruit Saffron - very nice, definitely my favourite fruit to go with saffron. (I'm still using too much saffron - I think my mistake was buying it in bulk! So many strands all bundled up together, it's easy to get a bit too liberal with it).

Lychee Grapefruit Mint - so gooooooood! The first time I tried this combo it tasted like mouthwash 😬 The mint must've been an unusually potent that first time, because I used roughly the same amount for this batch - and it was perfect. Strong lychee flavour, nicely citrusy bite from the grapefruit, subtle minty freshness - absolutely delicious.

Pineapple Rosemary - a little dissapointing. Pineapple went so well with lavender, I thought I'd try it with something else from the same family - but unfortunately the rosemary taste didn't come through. It was still nice, pineapple is always good - but I definitely wanna try again, see if get the rosemary to show up to the party too.

[crucifytheego]

Very Berry Tea Smoothie Frozen berries are blended with banana, pineapple, and unsweetened tea creating a very berry smoothie perfect for on-the-go breakfast.

[finelinevogue]

notes on love

summary - harry attends the football and you attend the baftas

pairing - fiance!harry x famous!reader

word count - ~1.5k

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It was the first time Harry had made a public appearance in months.

Sans a hat on his head.

After braving a shave to solidify a new chapter in his life, Harry had decided that enough was enough and he just wanted to be seen again. Gain some new publicity.

“I can’t do this.” Harry’s voice rang through your phone.

Your phone was currently propped up on the vanity in front of you, whilst your stylist gracefully worked around you to get your hair and makeup done.

“H, baby. You’re going to a football match where over half the population there will be white bald men. You’ll blend right in.”

You took a sip of your apple juice in its carton as you suppressed a laugh. Harry rolled his eyes at you, taking the joke like the good sport he is.

“I actually have more hair than them. I’m not bald anymore.”

“See! Embrace the new hair, H. You look really good.”

Harry smiled at you then, his eyes which had previously been darting between watching you and looking out the moving car window were now permanently on you.

“Not as beautiful as you, though, love.”

“Don’t even have my makeup on yet.”

“Never needed it.”

You blew him a camera kiss for those words alone.

“Where are you now?” You reached for a slice of pineapple from the bowl of fruit you’d ordered from room service.

“About five minutes away I think. Are you still in the hotel?”

“Yeah. Don’t need to be ready until 5.”

You were getting ready for the BAFTAS, which Harry had hoped to be there with you for but you’d decided to take your nan as your date instead since she wanted to spend as much time with you as possible.

Harry was more than happy to let Nana, as he liked to call her, be your date to the BAFTAS. Plus, it meant that he could go see the football.

“You’re going to look so pretty.”

Harry had helped your pick out your dress, which was a sophisticated black to contrast the red carpet you’d be walking down. The dress itself was beautifully cut and shaped you in all the right places, making you look elegant and regal.

“I’m nervous.” You picked up your phone so the conversation felt a little more intimate, even though it was still over face-time.

“Why, love?”

“Don’t normally do stuff like this without you.” You pouted.

Harry wished he could kiss that pout away, “And yet the times that you do, you always end up winning! It’s like they never want you to win when i’m there.”

It was a running joke that Harry was your ‘bad luck charm’.

You didn’t believe that though. It’s just that other actors performed better and won, over you, because of it. If anything, you always won because you got to go home and drink hot tea and eat popcorn with your Harry.

“I’ll miss you.” Your face was so close to the camera that Harry could probably see up your nose.

“I miss you. Send me photos when you’re getting ready. I wanna see you before anyone else.”

“Okay.” You smiled. It was routine at this point to always show each other’s public outfits before anyone else.

“Have you got your ring?”

You held up your left hand and wiggled your ring finger in front of the camera. You blushed thinking about the moment that you got given the piece of delicate jewellery, with Harry on one knee.

“Always.”

“You going to wear it on the carpet?”

“Of course. Not going to draw attention to it though. I’ll let people discover it for themselves.”

Harry laughed at the thought. You two were practically the biggest, most A-List, celebrity couple around at the moment and so when people watch sight of you with the ring there’s no doubt it’s all people will talk about for weeks.

Someone told Harry they’d arrived at the venue, then.

“I have to go, honey, but text me updates please. Wanna see you get ready through photos, okay?”

“Okay.” You promised. “Text me to let me know you’re safely home later, please.”

Even though he was going back to his Manchester home, you still liked to know that he was safe and sound. Especially since you were in London and weren’t going to get to be with him tonight.

“Will do. I love you.” Harry kissed his fingers and then dotted them over the camera.

You returned the gesture, “I love you. Bye, bye, bye!”

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You were just finishing getting ready and scrolling through Twitter.

Harry was trending worldwide for showcasing his new hair. His growing hair. No one had seen him like this since the end of Tour last year.

You pouted because you missed him a lot.

People were absolutely loving it. As always, a lot of people were losing their shit over Harry content. You were too, because you missed him.

“Oh, he looks so good!” Your stylist, Jamie, gasped behind you.

Jamie was currently fixing your hair and you had to say they had done an impressive job.

“I know.” You smiled to yourself.

“He looks like a sexy CEO.”

You laughed out loud at that, “When he puts on his glasses he does.” You agreed.

“Harry wears glasses?” Jamie gasped.

“Yeah, hang on..”

You started to go through your camera roll. It was only a few days ago that he had gotten new glasses, because he’d managed to lose his old ones. Typical.

You stopped on a photo of Harry sat in bed with the duvet up on his chest, a book in his lap and his glasses on. He didn’t realise you had taken the photo of him, but it was now one of your favourites.

“Oh damn…” Jamie gasped. “If your marriage ever goes south, tell him I’ll be available.”

You laughed again, shaking your head in dismissal but also approval.

You went back to Twitter to see if any of the Harrie accounts you follow have tweeted anything. You make yourself laugh as you look through their feral comments.

And just because you like to cause a riot on the internet you liked an insane tweet.

harriesmiles: the way that this photo makes me want to cling onto harry like a koala bear and never let go

It wasn’t long before you were trending with Harry.

Then the face-time call comes through from him.

“Am I done?” You asked Jamie quickly.

He nods, knowing you routine with Harry, and allows you to slip into the bathroom next to the bedroom.

You answered the call shortly after locking the bathroom door.

“Hellooo.” You said in a weird voice, feeling hyper from the Twitter craze.

“Hi, babe.” Harry was obviously outside and trying to watch where he was going, more than looking at you.

“Has the match finished?”

“Yeah.” And you honestly didn’t care enough about football to ask how it went. “Are you ready?”

Harry’s eyes flicked down to his screen momentarily, smirking when he catches sight of your glammed out makeup.

One thing Harry loved more than anything was you in a red-lip, so of course you had to make sure you had one for him - despite the fact he couldn’t kiss it off you tonight.

“What?” You giggled, watching him trying to suppress his smirk in public.

“You’re so annoying. I’m trying to act all cool and mysterious here and you’re making me smile like an idiot.”

You dipped your head and smiled, accentuating the blush that was already powdered onto your cheeks.

“H, honey, you’re walking through the streets of Manchester. No one cares about how you act. They’re probably all drunk anyways.”

“True, true.”

“Did you have a pint?” You propped your phone on the counter.

“Uh, yeah.” He said whilst trying to cross a road.

“Love, do you want to call me back when you’re at less risk of being hit by a car?” You sarcastically asked.

“No!” He yelped. “No. Needs to be now.”

You gave him a confused look but carried on regardless.

You shuffled back in the bathroom, giving him a full angle.

You watched in anticipation as Harry looked at you through his tiny screen, wishing it were ten times bigger.

“Wow.” Was all he said and you giggled like a girl having a high-school crush. “I love you so much.”

“So you like?” You swished your dress from side to side.

“Mhm. Wishing I wasn’t so far from you now.”

“Tomorrow. I’ll have all the kisses for you then.”

“Tomorrow it is, then.” Harry smirked to himself, kissing the camera.

Little did you know that tomorrow was coming a lot sooner. In fact, Harry had been running for the earliest train out of Manchester and down to London for the duration of the phone call. Because Harry was always going to show up for you.

[whofanforsexed]

Food Diary: Week Three

Tea, a clementine, deepfried oven chips (topped with table salt, ground black pepper, Hellman’s mayonnaise, chopped spring onions, spinach, diced red pepper and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), two cups of peppermint tea, a very green apple, kale, pear, pineapple, and lemon smoothie, leftover chips (refried), several iterations on Heck sausage bagels (ft. salted butter, Philadelphia/Laughing Cow cheese spread, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onions, spinach, melted plastic cheese/Homepride cheese & tomato pasta sauce, and [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), two ASDA Nduja Style chicken ready meals (at intervals), no Marmite wraps, sleep.

The Punisher: War Zone (one film away from completing the ‘unverse’ of films released based on Marvel properties prior to or unaffiliated with the formation of Marvel Studios, and... I can honestly say this is on the whole the strangest collected body of artistic work I think I’ve ever engaged with. Not the most interestingly weird, and not the worst either, but just the most jarring iterative creative stumbling around an unformed idea, this level of budget hitting this uncertainty of tone is seldom good and morbidly fascinating), Sinfadil, sleep.

Two small carrots, half of a BP garage chicken & bacon sandwich, one can of chocolate milk, one Nana Mexico chicken & chorizo burrito (sans beans), a handful of rather plain tortilla chips (ft. ‘salsa’), a Nana Mexico beef burrito (sans beans), sleep.

Noteworthy quantities of water, a cheese twist, a chicken & bacon croissant, a chicken pastry slice, another can of chocolate milk, many sour spiders, a can of San Pelingrino lemonade, another Heck sausage bagel (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onion & and spinach, and melted plastic cheese), three episodes of The Nevers (as noted, continues to hold up and seemed a reasonable split of thematic interests for VFZ and aesthetic interests for Pepsi), one re-grilled vegan sausage roll (ft. Philadelphia & [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), three buttered crackers, toast (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow cheese spread, and English mustard), two crackers (topped with salted butter, Philadelphia & [Bull’s Eye] Carolina Reaper Extra Hot Sauce), sour spiders, sleep.

Toast (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow cheese spread, and English mustard), a final Heck sausage bagel (ft. salted butter, table salt, ground black pepper, chopped spring onion & spinach, and melted plastic cheese), a slice of toast (ft. salted butter, leftover nduja sauce), a packet of Lightly Sea Salted Crispy Bites Snacktastic™ Multigrain Bites (dipped in salted butter), two small carrots, most of the back half of an episode of Ross & Carrie (the Gene & Melissa Scott stuff getting weirder and weirder), some Nerds (yellow, green, and peach), two further Nevers (generally a lot of momentum going by the back half of the season – Z has found one debatable nitpick so far), the last of the dairy free Galaxy orange chocolate, sleep.

The rest of the back half of an episode of Ross & Carrie (very silly conclusion), another packet of Lightly Sea Salted Crispy Bites Snacktastic™ Multigrain Bites (dipped in butter), a further nduja style chicken ready meal, cheesy garlic mashed potato, toast (one slice ft. salted butter, and Marmite, one slice ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow cheese spread, English mustard), further Ross & Carrie (a psychic healer who never talks and has a huge new-age following, but also wrote a book proving to be a weird end times Christian with a bunch of random bizarre/sinister takes), two jerk chicken drumsticks, one bottle of fizzy red grape soft drink, one sesame bagel (ft. salted butter, Laughing Cow, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, paprika, chopped spring onion, fried battered cod goujons, and a potato waffle), one potato waffle wrap (ft. Laughing Cow, chopped spring onion, fried battered cod goujons, and Sweet Chili Sauce), an episode and a half of Crime Story (surprisingly effective domestic look at the Clintons), cheesy bacon maize snack straws, The Nevers season finale (a mix of emotive character work and teasing details for the future of the show unsurprisingly left Zak wanting more plot), a bowl of Special K, one episode of Doctor Who (The Three Doctors), sleep.

A Marmite wrap, one cheesy garlic mashed potato wrap (ft. salted butter, ground lack pepper, chopped spinach, deepfried chicken strips, melted plastic cheese, and leftover Double Dragon takeaway salt & pepper chicken chilies), one cheesy garlic mashed potato wrap (ft. salted butter, ground black pepper, chopped spinach, and Heck sausages), most of a Big Finish Eighth Doctor audio (Stones Of Venice, honestly charming in places but suffering the heavy-handedness of the medium pretty clearly), sleep.

[st4rbwrry]

LUV THIS SHIT | eren yeager.

‍ ‍ ☆. warnings — 3.1k. fem!reader, eren’s pent up from working out, asmr sexting, submissive reader, impact play [ face smack, spanking ] public arousal, indecent behavior, mating press, f!oral, fingering, profanity, established relationship, lots of making out, unprotected sex, eren’s aggressive, floor sex, riding, creampie, artist!reader, pet names, reader has black features, minors aren't allowed! 

‍ merry christmas! ♡

eren starts his day the same every morning. the alarm goes off at six o'clock which is never your favorite thing to hear considering you're not an early bird. usually groaning in your state of sleep and tugging the blankets away from him after he kisses you on your forehead and steps out of bed. you always snuggle on his side before the warmth he created grows cold. proceeds to take a steaming hot shower, tilting his neck back to let the heavy beats of water dampen his long hair. lathers his body with african black soap you picked up from a shop while SONDER plays from his speaker, careful not to blast it too loud to wake you up. it's your off day so he's respecting your wishes to hibernate all day.

he honestly hates leaving you alone in bed. sue him but being your little spoon is the best thing he's ever known. he's never slept so good in his life until he met you. never knew it felt so comfortable being in another persons arms. eren’s next step is to dress for the gym, the only reason he's up this early three times out of the week. a dark gray towel is wrapped low around his slim waist, tatted chest and arms running with water droplets as he wipes the foggy mirror clear to see his reflection. washing his face with a kale, spinach, and green tea cleanser along with brushing his teeth, cleaning his tongue with a scraper and gargling mouthwash. he forgets to do this backwards sometimes considering he has to eat first. the taste lingers and makes his food nasty.

afterwards, he’s moisturizing his face with cerave healing ointment and his pouty cotton candy lips with one of your babylips sticks. lathering his body in vaseline coca butter lotion and slipping on a olive green colored sweatpants with a black cropped metallica muscle tank, wrapping a matching black bandanna over the top of his towel-dried chestnut hair. he spritz this cologne you picked up at the mall when thinking of him called art deco amberwood by clive christian. makes you fall to your knees to suck him off every time now that he thinks about it.

by then it's near seven and he's down in the kitchen with his black airpod max’s over his ears listening to jazz while he blends his smoothie with spinach, kale, strawberries, blueberries, and pineapples. he gulps that down after filling a mason jar completely. and for further consumption, he makes avocado toast topped with chia seeds, himalayan salt and pepper and two strips of bacon each.

before he leaves he makes sure to run back up the stairs to double check on you to see if you needed anything before he left such as picking up a coffee from dunkin or anything from the art supply store. he peaks his head through the door to see you sprawled out, mouth open and snoring peacefully, cuddling his pillow. he smiles to himself, mumbling ‘my pretty girl’ before quietly tiptoeing close to the king-sized bed with satin sheets to give you a kiss or two before heading out, moving your bonnet aside to whisper that he loves you.

he's got his gym bag and his car keys when he leaves, taking the elevator down the parking lot of the loft you two live in, three years now. he finds his car parked directly next to yours. cute. the pretty wolf gray kia k5 besides his onyx lexus rc 300. there's a gym located in the building but he prefers the one your brother owns a few minutes out of the area.

it's around ten o'clock when you fully wake up, missing his presence already and pouting about it before heading to the shower yourself. sitting in a towel for a full hour stuck on tiktok and getting a craving for samyang carbonara noodles and rice cakes. it's really the only thing that made you leave the house today, throwing on a pair of eren’s gray nike shorts you had to roll up to properly sit on your hips, and a black tank, jewelry remaining on your skin everyday from layered necklaces to multiple bracelets. 

you're sitting in the starbucks drive thru which has an incredibly long line but you're not minding the wait, craving a pink drink suddenly. the sun was hitting nicely into your car so you decide to take photos to pass a little time, thumb slipping and accidentally opening the voice memos app with only four recordings, one of them fairly new. created about two weeks ago and you vaguely remember that night. it's about an hour and fifteen minutes long

'luv this shit <3’ is what it's titled. not remembering exactly how it went. you and eren only used this app whenever you're having sex, meaning those four audios were strictly nsfw. you bite your lip in curiosity, deciding to press play to hear it, flinching when you hear how loud you were screaming on top of forgetting that your phone is connected to your cars bluetooth. you swallow in panic, turning it off and sitting back in silence, twiddling your fingers, becoming impatient with the line now because you wanted to hear it. it had to be something the two of you made when you were intoxicated. or else you would've remembered it.

you've retrieved your pink drink, and now it was time to park, too impatient to wait and hear this. sipping your drink, you get comfortable, holding your phones speaker to your ear and pressing play yet again. there's music playing in the background, luv this shit by august alsina in specific, now you knew where the title came from. probably eren’s doing. a rush of heat swarms your cheeks and gut as you hear your boyfriend’s voice, deep and stern as he talks to you while skin connects and your moans overshadow the music. the sound of you kissing wetly makes you shift in your seat, feeling his soft lips on yours at the moment. you loved kissing him.

it lasts for about two minutes before eren’s voice becomes louder than yours when he's fucking you hard, your voice muffled by your hand you assume, doing that a lot since you think you're too loud. “let me fuckin’ hear it,” there's his voice again, unconsciously whimpering along with yourself in the audio. eren’s whining with you, the two of you gasping and listening to how wet you were. a loud smack erupts and you're crying his name, the memory slowly coming back. he smacked your face. the jewelry on his wrist prominent when he does it again, this time it's the outside of your thigh.

“rennnnnn! fuh-uuck.”

“i hear you, baby. come on, come on, come on, cum, cum, cum.” with every thrust he gets louder, hissing as your pussy constricts around his dick. “that's it, pretty. yeah.”

you nearly spill your drink over your lap, the cup slowly slipping from your grip after you zoned out, catching it quick and collecting yourself, setting it in the cup holder. you need to leave. actually, you need to send this to him. he has to be done at the gym by now. then again, you're never sure with him. the man could work out all day if he wanted.

being risky, you grin, pulling up his contact and sending him the audio, following with a text that said . . .

NEW MESSAGE

kuromi princess hello kitty baby star ♡

don't we sound pretty? <3

follicles of eren's hair stick to his sweaty forehead, putting it up before he started his workout, going on for about three hours now. RICH FLEX blasts in his headphones. the neckline of his top is doused with sweat, removing the boxing gloves off his hands to sit down and gulp a full bottle of water. checking his phone, he sees your message. lifting his brow at the audio you had sent, reading your response, and clicking it without hesitating. immediately when he hears your desperate pleading and skin smacking, his pupils dilate, clenching his jaw and checking his surroundings. not many people were in this area of the gym.

“fuck me, baby. fuck me, baby. fuck me, babyyy,” eren listens with wide eyes as he hears your pretty moans, skipping through the audio to hear bits and pieces.

“yeah, speak to me like that.”

eren grows shamelessly aroused from what he's hearing, swallowing hard and shifting his dick back in place, breathing heavier. he's mad at you. mad because you know he's in public and he gets easily turned on by anything regarding you. whether it be your scent, your smile, your eyes, or your fucking voice. when you talk, or scream his name. it's all the same. he's triggered by it all. and you know this, so why test him? not to mention the two of you haven't been sexually active because you've been caught up with work and painting and he's been working doubles. the only time you spend together is brief mornings in bed or one day weekends, usually sleeping all day or being lazy.

all he can think of this moment is fucking you rough and raw. gathering his belongings without another thought and sending you a brief text.

pretty boy ren <3

yea, okay.

it's so stressful walking with a hard dick, and eren really can't wait until he gets home to fuck you up. such a dirty girl needing to be put in place. he forgets his headphones have noise cancellation, so when he's speeding home like a dummy, music continues to thrum in his ears, acting like a complete madman. exactly five minutes before he enters the apartment, you're sitting in your usual corner of the loft where you've made your art station. sitting on the ground while incense flows and sza’s new album plays soundly. a canvas laying on the ground where you sat on a cushion, finger painting a collage of the weeknd’s discography since it's the 11th anniversary for echoes of silence. unaware of the message you received.

that is until you hear the familiar sound of keys jangling and in a matter of seconds, the front door flies open, there standing a big, tall, visibly irritated man. your eyes go wide from seeing him, eren kicking off his shoes, heavy feet stomping towards you and you sit up with curiosity, trying your hardest to hide your devious smile. you knew it'd have that effect on him. eren’s hot hand grabs your jaw fervently, clenching his before yanking your face close to his to connect your lips in a heated kiss. smacking his lips roughly over yours, moaning into his mouth, his eyes focused on your face as you close your eyes too comfortably for his liking. as if you're not in trouble for the shit you pulled.

your hands kept to yourself on either side of his wide shoulders, eren dragging you down to lay on your back onto the cushion you previously sat on, slipping off the black panties covering your neglected pussy, weeping, and waiting for him to get home to do exactly this. staring up at him with glee in your eyes, it's the opposite in his. he can't hear a thing you say because of his headphones, not bothering to toss them off because the only thing on his mind is sliding his dick inside of you and getting his nut off.

raising your knees without his help, he's pushing them further up to your chest, folding you still before arching his neck to release globs of spit onto your cunt three times max, each one emitting a ‘puh’ sound. you clench from his dirty act. his big body hovers over yours, heavy dick practically drenched in precum resting on your mound before eren angles his hips to slip into you. he doesn't give you time to brace yourself, gasping as he groans and thrusts his hips fast, your skin clapping and body jerking under him. beautiful green irises switching darker as he stares into your soul, your moans faintly being heard.

“think you fuckin slick, baby?” eren rasps, your mouth agape, his grip on your thighs harsh. “did that shit on purpose just so i can fuck that pretty pussy stupid on my cock, right?”

“y-yess,” he watches you nod drunkenly, your hands digging on your sides into the rug beneath you. every pound into your slick pussy vibrates into your throat, following his rhythm. happy tears brim your eyes.

“s’okay. ‘cause i got something for you.”

his pace hastens, heavy balls slapping against your ass as he drills deep, jackhammering almost, like a needy, inexperienced boy. your cunts squelching loud, hand pressing at his abdomen in attempt to slow him down but he only fucks you harder, air knocking from your lungs. it's so fucking hot the way he's handling you right now, like he's been so deprived of you for so long he couldn't stand it. couldn't even take his clothes fully off, keeping every piece on because he needed you that badly.

“ooh, i'm fucking cumming. ssss, fuck,” eren moans. you squeal as eren takes both your arms and crosses them over your tummy, holding them there while he puts his weight on you and grunts in your face. sweat dampening his bandanna, breath mixing with yours as he cums inside you. coating your walls with thick spurts of white. your knees buckle from the feeling, his lower halve twitching from the rush.

eren licks his lips, stilling his movements to take a breather, knocking back one of the ears to his airpods to hear how desperate you sound, slowly pulling his dick out, still hard.

“eren, i didn't cum,” you whine, squirming with an attitude.

“i think i knew that.”

you put your middle finger up to him for his smart ass tone, eren arching a brow and scooping you up without another word. smiling, you cling to him as he moves towards the couch, deciding to stay seated on the floor, lifting you so you sit on his lap. his cock resting on his stomach where you're able to see toned abs and a dark, neatly trimmed happy trail to match your cute brazilian strip all cause of that slutty, grunge crop top he has on. his back rests against the furniture. you take the initiative to remove these stupid headphones so you could put your hands and mouth around his neck.

“i don’t think you understand how much i thought about fuckin’ you today. you really fuckin’ don’t.” eren lands a heavy hand on your ass causing you to jump and scoot forward from leaning back on his knees. “could barely fucking focus. all because you sent me that shit.”

“and because you miss me,” you whisper, delicately skimming your lips over his, arching into him as he spreads your ass cheeks apart after smoothing over them. spanking you hard on either side until you gasp into his mouth and he could kiss you again.

“sink on it real slow,” eren taps your clit with the tip to say he wants it done now. sucking on your lip, you raise yourself till he's kissing the entrance and gently easing down, indenting crescent moons into his broad shoulders momentarily. dragging your hands to your waist, you rub over your body, hissing and throwing your head back, feeling a storm of euphoria fuel you. eren hums in fascination as you lose yourself in the bond.

“g’na say sorry with your pussy, baby?” eren taunts in a baby-like tone.

“mhmm,” what eren wants, eren gets. and if he wanted you to ride his dick you were going to. getting up on the tips of your toes and rode only on the tip first, eren choking on his spit with brows furrowed and praising you. soon, inching lower to bounce yourself up and down to his liking, being sure to clench your walls a little tighter just to hear him whine. when eren gets really feral he gets really loud. unable to control what his vocal cords let out. he used to think it was embarrassing, but the two of you have shared enough time together to dismiss judgment. he sounds so pretty when he's getting fucked good.

“shit, you keep fuckin’ me like that m’ not gonna last,” ignoring him, you continue to clap your ass down, skin interaction picking back up, eren’s hands on your hips just for leverage. he never needs to guide you. a few squeezes occasionally since he's so sensitive. painfully aroused it makes no sense.

“i can't last long,” you warn, pawing at his chest as you raise your ass and fuck him faster, eren moaning and helping you out by pounding up into you. you fall forward into his arms, yanking you down each time you'd rise back up. smacking your ass just to hear your voice pick up. “eren, fuck baby!”

“unh huh, keep goin’,” eren’s face scrunches up, whining in your ear while keeping one of his tatted arms wrapped around your backside. your thighs begin to burn but you know stopping isn't an option when he sounds that good in your ear. eren gets aggressive and hits into you harder, same time ass you drop down with more force, tugging at his hair and he whimpers your name.  “keep that shit up, baby. yeahh.”

it feels so good you start crying, missing this so much. holding onto him for dear life as he somehow moves quicker, slouching in his spot so his neck settles back onto the couch, slipping his right hand under your right thigh and raising his hips to fuck up into you, lifting you like you're one of his weights at the gym. you watch as he mumbles ‘fuck’ with his eyes scrolled back and mouth wide open, jawline sharp, and adam’s apple in his throat prominent. he looked so fucking good right now you just had to kiss his neck. eren hitting that spot so good you can't control yourself from screaming, mouthing at his neck and leaving hickeys. he smells good, hints of musk and that damn cologne you love, feels good, looks even better. then wonders why you act the way you did. he’s made a monster.

“you fuck me so good, ‘ren. love you so much, missed you so much,” at this point you're babbling, saying anything that comes from your brain mindlessly. it's enough to make eren bellow streams of curses before hiking your ass off and nutting over your back, eren releasing a high-pitched gasp as he stares up at the ceiling in a daze. vision blurry. 

before you complain, eren’s lifting you higher and scoots further down to sit you on his face, hot mouth munching on your soaked cunt with puffy lips. your eyes cross and you scream into the air, gripping the couch as he slides two fingers, middle and pointer, deep into your hole, thrusting while his fat tongue laps at your clit, silver cuban link on his wrist cold on your stomach. he's swallowing your arousal like he's drinking a glass of water, moaning into your pussy and spanking your ass with his unoccupied hand.

“oh my . . .  god,” you're breathless as you cum, legs twitching and squealing from the intensity of your orgasm, losing balance and falling forward. eren smirks and smacks your ass one last time before moving from below you, sitting on his knees behind you and pushing your back down to fix your arch, turning your head to face him, fucked out face staring at him like he was crazy for putting his dick back inside you. you already feel so sore. 

eren arches his brow. “oh, you thought i was done?” 

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[rainbowbarnacle]

Please make a tea post so I can save it especially the pineapple ice cubes I need more info

Oh, like, different teas I like to make? Okay! :D

🍍Pineapple Tea🍍

The way I do it is really simple:

Buy a giant jug of already-made tea (I like gold peak!)

Buy a carton of pineapple juice

Freeze the juice into cubes, pour a little of it in the tea for extra flavor

And that's it. That's aaaall you gotta do.

There's all kindsa ways you can dress it up, but nine times out of ten I just do this and drink it by the gallon when it's hot out.

If you wanna get fancy with it, feel free to cold brew your own black (or green) tea, add actual hunks of pineapple fruit in there, add some orange juice, add some honey, add some coconut milk or sweetened condensed milk, whatever sounds good! (Also, pairing pineapple tea with coconut cookies? SO GOOD.) Put mint in the pineapple cubes if you like mint! Add a bit of boiled ginger root or some brown sugar and cinnamon for a little kick! Heck, last summer I used blue peaflower star-shaped ice cubes just because they were pretty.

(Peaflower petals don't taste like much, but they make a GORGEOUS blue, and if you put something acidic in there like lemon juice IT TURNS PINK. :D)

🍓Strawberry Tea🍓

I find this stuff sort of difficult to find where I live, so often I go the same route as the pineapple tea: grab a jug of black tea, grab a jug of strawberry juice, (ocean spray has a really nice cran-strawberry one I like) freeze the juice, mix, and enjoy. Super simple.

If I can't find strawberry juice, I dice some strawberries up and put it in a jar with some water and a bit of sugar for a few hours, then add *that* to the tea. (heck, it's really nice all by itself!)

What goes with strawberry? ANY DANG THING YOU WANT. I am particularly fond of lychee. Jasmine tea and rose petals pair really well with it too. Again, if you like mint, it's *really* nice with strawberry. And you know how if you put black pepper on strawberries they taste even strawberrier? (If you haven't tried this, go do it, it's magic.) Same goes with the tea, add some peppercorns or a teeny bit of chili powder or some ginger.

If you wanna drink it hot or cold brew a batch of your own, here are some brands that are also nice:

1. Strawberry Sensation

2. Adagio Strawberry Tea (this is also where I got the peaflower petals)

3. Any of Lupicia's Strawberry Teas they are HEAVENLY

🍏Apple Tea🍏

As with the pineapple and strawberry teas, it's totally fine to just go find some ready-made tea and mix it with some apple cider or apple juice for tasty low spoons fun. If you drink it iced, a bit of sugar and lemon juice brings out the apple flavor nicely!

I prefer drinking this stuff hot though. You know that Fall Drink post that was floating around? IF YOU HAVEN'T YET, TRY IT, IT'S AWESOME.

☕Chai Tea☕

So here's the thing about chai for me personally: I don't tend to drink it iced or sugary, but if you do like it iced and sugary, there are a couple of really nice chai tea concentrates:

Oregon Chai Latte

Tazo's Chai Latte (Forget the "skinny" nonsense, I just wanted to include an option with no milk so you can add whatever you want to it)

Pacific Chai isn't concentrated, but you can use it to make hot or iced chai and it's really lovely, not too sweet and super easy to work with. As for dressing up chai, I don't tend to! There's already so much going on with all the flavors, I just drink it as-is most days. Play with milk-to-tea ratios or sugar amounts all you like, figure out what's your jam.

I do know that mixing chai and coffee together (or chai and chocolate together) is guaranteed to make a feeling groovy kind of morning, at least if you have two thumbs and you're me. Iiii think that's all the tea blather I can think of for right now. Thank you for asking, anon, it was fun! Anybody reading this, feel free to add your own favorite things to do with tea. :D

[bluejutdae]

•  Stray Kids as specific types of tea | OT8

Chan

Apricot brandy black tea — natural brandy flavor and apricots, sweet, fruity with late summer notes. Dark, coppery color. Moderate in caffeine.

Minho

Gyokuro green tea — rich, oceanic flavor and subtle sweetness. Bright green color. Low in caffeine.

Changbin

Lemon mate tea — light and grassy taste with citrus and vegetal notes, energetic. Yellowish green color. High in caffeine.

Hyunjin

Tieguanyin oolong tea — clean, sharp, with notes of citrus and orchid. A hint of sweetness and a buttery finish. Pale golden color. Moderate in caffeine.

Jisung

Earl Grey lavender and honey black tea — soothing, aromatic, refreshing if cold or iced. Dark, coppery color. Moderate in caffeine.

Felix

Caramel Pu-erh tea — dark, rich, sweet finish for the caramel, earthy. Also called "desert in a cup", perfect for a cozy afternoon. Dark reddish color. Moderate in caffeine.

Seungmin

Blueberry and pomegranate white tea — fruity, bright, tart, fresh. Good either hot or iced. Golden pink color. Low in caffeine.

Jeongin

Lychee purple tea — with apple and pineapple hints, fruity and fresh. Sweet with tropical notes. Violet color. Low in caffeine.

*not what they like or drink, but just what I associate them with.

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♡My Safe Foods♡

Fruits

watermelon

peaches

strawberries

cantaloupe

blackberries

raspberries

pineapple

pomegranate

kiwi

cherries

grapefruit

guava

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Veggies

sweet potato

radishes

lettuce

cucumber

eggplant

peppers

tomato

corn

zucchini

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Meals

spinach + feta omelet

low cal pancakes (should I post the recipe?)

low fat yogurt (vanilla is my fav)

low fat cottage cheese

rice + beans

boiled egg + white rice

pb&j oatmeal

steak + eggs

8 pc chick fil a nuggs

shrimp

cucumber sushi + miso soup

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Drinks

low fat choc milk + ovaltine (pls don't judge)

strawberry + almond milk smoothie

matcha

green tea

0 sugar cranberry juice

stevia + lemon water (tastes like lemonade)

diet coke/dr pepper

black iced coffee

sugar free vitamin water

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Other

strawberry popsicle (outshine)

popcorn

low sugar strawberry jam

konjac jelly

sugar free jello

meringues

zero sugar twizzlers

fiber one brownie

quest birthday cake bar (it's 200 cal which is kinda high but it's so good and soo filling with lots of protein)

rice cakes

pickles

pepperoni

zero sugar chocolate syrup (this can also be added to milk but ovaltine has more vitamines)

*note: feel free to come back to this list bc I'll probably add more. I have some recipes and more tips if u want.

[rabbitcruiser]

National Iced Tea Day

When the weather gets too warm for hot tea, just ice it! Mint tea,  fruity teas, even the Southern classic sweet tea will all refresh you on  a warm and sunny day.

Drinks are such a key part of modern culture that they are so much  than just a necessity for the body. We drink water to survive, we drink  coffee to stay alert, we sip cocktails to feel refreshed and get in the  mood, and we drink soda to relax and unwind. Different drinks feed into  different moods and give us new and unique experiences that play a big  role in our lives, both socially and at home. So, it is important to  make sure you sample as many different beverages as you can.

When it comes to quenching thirst and being refreshed on a hot  summer’s day, there are a lot of things you can choose from. Many will  crack open a beer or a bottle of wine, but how about sampling some  gorgeous iced tea. There are a lot of things you need to keep in mind  when it comes to trying this delicious beverage. In fact, there is even  an National Iced Tea Day, solely dedicated to the discovery and  enjoyment of all things iced tea related; try to ensure you make the  most of this as much as you can right now.

On a hot summer day, there’s nothing that quenches the thirst and  fosters relaxation quite as much as a frosty cold glass of iced tea.  While hot tea is delicious and certainly an excellent beverage for most  situations, it’s purely inappropriate for picnics, and it only stays hot  so long. Instead, it is necessary to branch out to the more versatile  and refreshing alternatives. Sweet tea is one of the most popular  beverages in the deep South, but it’s just one example of the variety  that can be iced tea.

History of National Iced Tea Day

While recipes for Iced Tea go back as far as the 1870’s, it wasn’t  until 1904 that it exploded in popularity. This was due in no small part  to the World’s Fair and the heat of the summer that was baking it. Iced  Tea was being served, and the fair goers were drinking it en masse, and  in almost no time at all, it was being served in tall glasses so well  known for this purpose that they were called iced-tea glasses. You know a  drink has truly come into its own when special utensils are made for  its preparation, and it wasn’t just the glasses, iced-tea spoons and  lemon forks were developed to make its consumption both easier and more  satisfying.

Iced Tea is typically made from the tea plant, but just like with hot  teas, it can be made with just about anything, and herbal teas are  often a popular choice for the cool drink. Imagine the parade of flavors  available to you, a cool mint tea stirred with a bit of lime, or if  you’re in India you may as well do as the locals do and enjoy your tea  with a bit of ginger. Our personal favorite? Peach Iced Tea, it’s  delightful.

National Iced Tea Day exists to pay homage to the popular and  delicious beverage, and it’s something more of us should get involved  with. This is a drink that is growing in popularity, and there is a  growing consumer base for it, both in the United States and abroad. This  is why manufacturers continue to come up with different and interesting  flavors of iced tea that you can choose from moving forward.

How to celebrate National Iced Tea Day

Making the most of National Iced Tea Day by way of celebration is a  great way of being able to sample some of the tasty and unique types of  iced tea that are on offer. This is something you need to make sure you  think about when you are looking to make the most of this. Now, there  are plenty of things you can do if you are serious about celebrating  this day properly.

See if you can get a coupon for free iced tea

Get creative and come up with your own recipe

Enjoy the different iced tea flavors that restaurants and bars are offering

Iced tea popsicles is a great addition to the day

Hosting an iced tea party would be the absolute best approach to take to celebrate this day

Add some booze into the mix to make adult iced teas

Of course, there are so many different flavors you can enjoy with  iced tea, and this is the beauty of it. Make sure you take the time to  enjoy and experiment with all the different flavors that you can use,  and try to come up with some combinations of your own. This is something  that can really go a long way toward enhancing and improving your  enjoyment of National Iced Tea Day, and you can make a thing of it each  year.

The best way to celebrate National Iced Tea Day is with a frosty  glass of iced tea! But given that you’ll be enjoying it on a special  occasion, why only work with one? Instead, you can prepare a positive  banquet of delicious iced teas. Peach Iced Tea, Mango Iced Tea, Ginger  Lemon, or just an old fashioned sweet tea like they can only make in the  south, there’s simply nothing like it. Why not try to come up with your  own combination?

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[morethansalad]

Russian Tea

[miss-kittys-kombucha-log]

Hmm - the last batch might have been a wunder-brew, with gold stars all round - but this one's a bit more of a mixed bag

Things started well, the black tea F1 fizzed up nicely when I gave it a stir.

Raspberry (225g) Orange (50ml) & Lemongrass (2 stalks)

Pineapple (230g) Orange (50ml) & Ginger (10g)

Strawberry (230g) Lemon (40ml) & Lavender (2tsp)

(I had a bit of a brain-fart when I was making the labels, wrote green tea instead of black 🤭)

I found a bunch of recipes for raspberry lemongrass jam - and decided to see if it's a combo that works in booch too... but it didn't turn out so great. The lemongrass flavour didn't come through at all - except for an odd aftertaste, which I'm choosing to blame on the lemongrass. It was still drinkable, but nothing to rave about. (Think I might try again with dried lemongrass and see if it works better).

So the flavour I was most interested to try, didn't exactly shine - but the other two were winners.

Strawberry goes perfectly with lavender, I'll definitely be doing this one again. (It did actually carbonate really well, I was just a bit slow taking the pic).

And pineapple and ginger are both just magical kombucha ingredients - you can put them with just about anything and it always works - so it's no surprise that they work beautifully together. And look at that fizz! 😁

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༻༉Alastor headcanons

TW - an opinion

It's confirmed that Alastor is noted to be narcissistic, not seeing many people quite up to his level. However, that does not make him reckless.

Despite being extremely powerful, Alastor is aware that there are other demons and entities that rival him in terms of power, such as other overlords.

Because of his narcissistic side he'd for example walk into a room and make sure that everyone know that he is here.

- not so good morning everyone! - he said loudly however didn't scream, walking in the lobby of the happy hotel. He wished everyone could pay attention to him. All of the eyes were on him. It worked.

- What the fuck do you wan-

Of course he wouldn't always do something like that. Surely sometimes he would just come in without saying anything. Just being there. Listening

Alastor interacts on better terms with woman in general, and is much lighter in his view of them. It's again comfirmed that he was and is a "mommas boy".

He is somehow a sadist as well. Many people say that the motto of a sadist is "Dominate or you will be dominated." which suits Alastor perfectly.

He'd have a very low sense of empathy towards the group and the people with whom he is in relationships.

„The desire for domination is the most terrible of all diseases of the human spirit”

Alastor would find a person as his "scapegoat". He'd manipulate the person into thinking that he did do much for them and that he is all that they need. That there is no one better than him.

- You're leaving me? After everything that i've done for you.

And then he'd kill them when he would get bored of them.

Now for his little victim. They'd have to be naive and have low reaction capacity.

A healthy person has certain amount of aggressiveness (such as that shown by men playing football), but it is legally chanelled. A sadist, on the other hand does not direct his aggression through the proper channel, he always unloads it on someone who is below him. Someone who has little ability to respond or react

Alastor is not scared of dogs however due to his death, he is not a big fan of them.

As a cannibal he enjoys eating raw meat and is a fan of pineapples on pizza (It's confirmed. ARGUE WITH ME.)

Alastor greatly values manners in others and is personally offended by disrespect and rudeness. He becomes fond of people he sees as especially funny or entertaining. Alastor also values humor, enjoying when people can give him a good view of their misery.

Alastor likes black coffee, but does not like tea.

He can play several instruments; Piano, violin, trumpet and saxophone.

Alastor simultaneously does and does not care about neatness. He doesn't mind being covered in blood and viscera, and will calmly clean up after himself. But he is bothered by other things, such as people being messy eaters around him and such.

I think that he would speak some French, although not fluently.

He isn't much of a fan of sweet things either, preferring bitter tastes, like meat and whiskey.

(A/N) - I added a bit of canon facts about him in this headcanons. The "Canon" stuff is in his Wikipedia!! Hope this wasn't too bad 🙏

[totheseok]

seunghan thoughts because I miss him

so we've all seen that video where they were playing the huge jenga

and when it fell he reached to kind of break its fall so that it wouldn't hurt shotaro

so I'm imagining that like

it's really common that he gets hurt a bit in the process of helping others and then brushes it off

imagine he comes home after filming that episode, maybe he's staying at your place for the night, and u see a small bruise, scratch or cut on his hand and ask about it

and he's probably just like "oh it's nothing the jenga tower fell and I got hurt a bit"

btw if you've ever had even the normal sized tumbling tower fall on your hand that shit HURTS ok the amount of times I've gotten bruises and cuts from them *shivers*

point is he tends to put other people before him

he's definitely the type of person to start picking up the larger pieces of a broken glass while waiting for someone to get a broom, just so no one else gets hurt

even if he gets hurt in the process

:(((((((((((((

imagine his s/o, you, then taking care of him cus he always does it for others

side note I just KNOW he loves hand kisses

but he wants to take care of you :(

it's just a big adorable wholesome mess with both of you babying each other

he's also SO attentive

he'd definitely keep small things about you in mind

like maybe you mentioned a snack you liked growing up and this man goes out of his way to find it and mass purchase it (like an Asian dad)

or you mentioned a book that seemed interesting when u visited a bookshop while out with your friends

Trust he's bought every book in that series for you the next day

maybe u said u ran out of catfood

when he comes over the next day, he's got a bag of the catfood

and it's tye one you use cus he checked

10000% has a period tracker for you on his phone

stocks up on snacks, pads and heating pads a week beforehand in case it shows up early

definitely the type of person who doesn't want you to consume too many painkillers because of the side effects but he won't stop you when you need them

he definitely try to look for natural pain killer recipes (as someone with horrible cramps, boiling black seed in water and drinking the water while it's warm is a VERY effective pain killer)

he strikes me as the type to pay attention to what you don't like doing and tackles those things before you

like maybe you hate doing the dishes and so when sees dirty dishes he gets to cleaning them before you can even think about it so that you wont have to

he definitely listens to you rant about your favorite book or show

even if he hasnt watched or read it

he will always listen and he loves it

he'll listen to your theories about what will happen next

and listen to you rant about how the second lead shouldve been end game

he also knows all of the tea

like omg your friend's ex is texting her again

is it pineapple or orange?

its GRAPE?!?! no way

i could honestly go on about this for hours but i'll stop here for now

[tlou-reid]

˚₊‧꒰აmarias bday slumber party໒꒱ ‧₊˚

you are cordially invited to celebrate my twenty second birthday with me!

i will be hosting a birthday sleepover on saturday, march 16th to celebrate and i really hope you can make it!

below is a drink menu consisting of 22 of my favorite alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks, with prompts to choose from, and list of other guests who will be attending! select your drink and a character, and will write a blurb for you!

today, monday, march 11th is my birthday, so you can start submitting your selections now to guarantee a spot for saturday! you can send them in here.

i hope to see you this weekend!

alcoholic drinks!

𖥔 orange crush: someone had a nightmare, and needs company to feel safe enough to go back to sleep

𖥔 vodka cranberry: surprising the other with flowers just because; no occasion and no reason needed

𖥔 amaretto sour: going in as if they're just innocently fiddling with the other's fingers, then trapping them about thirty seconds later

𖥔 mango margarita: unintentionally caressing each other

𖥔 black cherry white claw: searching for them in the crowd, and they're looking right at you with the fondest of smiles

𖥔 mike’s hard lemonade: unbuttoning their shirt, pressed against the wall

��� malibu and pineapple: talking all night but barely interacting in real life/in front of other people

𖥔 rum and coke: hands desperately clutching at one another, gasping into each other’s mouths as if you were starved of one another

𖥔 peach twisted tea: stopping their play fight every now and again to kiss each other

𖥔 pink lemonade beatbox: kisses trailing down your chin, leaving love bites on your neck, chest, and all the shyness in between

𖥔 byob: create your own and send it in!

non alcoholic drinks!

✩ mango lemonade: “quit going easy on me.

✩ extra sweet tea: “i’m yours. only yours.”

✩ ice cold water: “you are breathtaking.”

✩ coconut berry redbull: “i’ll keep you safe.”

✩ blue raspberry calypso: “of course I came for you.”

✩ iced coffee: “we never speak of this again, understand?”

✩ peach tea: “someone’s needy.”

✩ cream soda: “it’s okay to cry.”

✩ blueberry lemonade: “i like it when you say my name like that.”

✩ orange juice: “i’m really nervous.”

✩ vanilla root beer: “what if I kissed you right now?”

characters!

𖦹 spencer reid

𖦹 aaron hotchner

𖦹 luke alvez

𖦹 emily prentiss

𖦹 joel miller

𖦹 ellie williams

𖦹 abby anderson

𖦹 felix catton

𖦹 farleigh start