#Please for the love of everything

[novalizinpeace]

This probably a gross ask but since we know that the gang ate the bodies of previous employees and can drink liquids. How does their digestive system work? Does it not produce waste products? (ie fecal matter)

Its certainly a gross and uncomfortable ask, but kinda neccesary to answer since we're talking about all the experiment process, so gonna do it.

But with a warning just in case.

Let make a point first: Play.Co wouldn't care less about the comfort or needs of the toys.

For them, the toys were just breathing tools that need occasional fedding (points in occasional), so the scientist were never instructed to make a comfortable organism, just a functional one.

And for them, a basically fursuit for child entretainment shouldn't have a butthole, just for the same reason they shouldn't have reproductive organs; is innapropiate.

in here the scientists had to put their foot down, not 'cause they care about the toys's wellbeing, 'cause they were okay with not giving them genitalia, but they wanted their experiments to be able to survive, and for that they needed a full digestive system, incluying a way out.

After the own Doctor had to put his words in the matter, the ejecutives accept it, but it had to be well hide and include in the indoctrination process a way to teach the toys to never talk about said part in them ('cause is bad to teach the children that all living things need to go potty, right?).

So, had you see those bags that had a zip hide behind a piece of extra cloth you need to put up to open the zip? That how it hide in the plush toys (like the gang and huggy or missy) while the plastic toys have a literal bin behind that only they can open when need it.

in any case, their waste isn't like ours, since their stomach acid is much more stronger that normal one (a side effect of the poppy flower, did you know that shit is toxic af?), so any food are extra disgested to the point that their waste is similar of crocadiles, you would think that in the floor is a piece of wall or a rock, but is not...

[toomanystoriessolittletime]

Hi.

See this?

No excuses anymore that you can’t use readmore because you’re on mobile

[lucerzoroark]

Speed Painting Video Of My Latest Post, Hoping This Goes Well.

[45780]

It's so precious to me that despite young Mordred's anger at Merlin's reluctance to save him Mordred still admires merlin

His first thought when he starts dressing for himself is. "Hey I can wear a scarf around my neck like Emrys!!!"

Emrys is the god he grew up learning about. A god that promised salvation and peace to his people. He could never hate him for long.

[ofviolentdeath]

Work is CRAZY today, going to Pam's after work tonight instead of in the morning tomorrow because her morning is going to be crazy and work is probably still going to be crazy for me so like...send me things to do?

[waitmyturtles]

I have two questions that are ABSOLUTELY UNRELATED to anything having to do with dramas/doramas/QLs/BLs/the shit I usually post about. The questions are (!!):

1) What’s your personal rule for how long you stay on a Zoom/Google Meet call, by yourself, if the other party has failed to join? Five minutes, 10 minutes?

2) When you do send an email reminder about the meeting having started? Do you send it *while* you’re on the call -- OR, do you send an email AFTER YOU’VE LEFT the call, all fucking FIRED UP with frustration that you wasted time waiting, and you have NO PLANS on actually rejoining that call, EVEN IF your other party profusely apologizes?

IN OTHER WORDS, I’M VENTING, HA. This has already happened twice this week, WTF! 

[vexinghearts]

I finally made Genya in Gacha Nox but I'm super tired and don't feel like ss right now 🥲 but I swear to you guys that he's adorable snsnsjsk

[somethingserious]

a new Kendall Roy performance is coming in one day!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thevaneltia]

i am going to scream. why isnt there a SINGLE good social media.

twitter, intagram, etc are terrible and run by terrible people.

tiktok is just ads, ads pretending they arent ads, or the same fucking joke with the same fucking sound just with a different person mouthing the words.

and tumblr is also run by terrible people and instead of being like tiktok where it shows you the same content just done by different people, tumblr’s “for you” tab just feeds you THE SAME TEN POSTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN BUT IN A DIFFERENT ORDER and every now and again itll add a new one to the rotation. and refereshing it is a pain in the ass

am i using tumblr wrong? is there a social media out there that isnt just feeding you the same horseshit over and over again??

ffs at this point im just gonna delete all social media and just read books and academic articles.

which SUCKS cuz im disabled and socal media is my only link to anything happening outside of my house

just. ugh.

[inkskinned]

i love when words fit right. seize was always supposed to be that word, and so was jester. tuesday isn't quite right but thursday should be thursday, that's a good word for it. daisy has the perfect shape to it, almost like you're laughing when you say it; and tulip is correct most of the time. while keynote is fun to say, it's super wrong - i think they have to change the label for that one. but fox is spot-on.

most words are just, like, good enough, even if what they are describing is lovely. the night sky is a fine term for it but it isn't perfect the way november is the correct term for that month.

it's not just in english because in spanish the phrase eso si que es is correct, it should be that. sometimes other languages are also better than the english words, like how blue is sloped too far downwards but azul is perfect and hangs in the air like glitter. while butterfly is sweet, i think probably papillion is more correct, although for some butterflies féileacán is much better. year is fine but bliain is better. sometimes multiple languages got it right though, like how jueves and Πέμπτη are also the right names for thursday. maybe we as a species are just really good at naming thursdays.

and if we were really bored and had a moment and a picnic to split we could all sit down for a moment and sort out all the words that exist and find all the perfect words in every language. i would show you that while i like the word tree (it makes you smile to say it), i think arbor is correct. you could teach me from your language what words fit the right way, and that would be very exciting (exciting is not correct, it's just fine).

i think probably this is what was happening at the tower of babel, before the languages all got shifted across the world and smudged by the hand of god. by the way, hand isn't quite right, but i do like that the word god is only 3 letters, and that it is shaped like it is reflecting into itself, and that it kind of makes your mouth move into an echoing chapel when you cluck it. but the word god could also fit really well with a coathanger, and i can't explain that. i think donut has (weirdly) the same shape as a toothbrush, but we really got bagel right and i am really grateful for that.

grateful is close, but not like thunder. hopefully one day i am going to figure out how to shape the way i love my friends into a little ceramic (ceramic is very good, almost perfect) pot and when they hold it they can feel the weight of my care for them. they can put a plant in there. maybe a daisy.

[madootles]

dramatic eyes. dramatic lips. drama on the cheeks.

sketch

[tqsg]

oh my god what will it take for people to tw dereality

[lady-laura-speaks]

Boys im gonna need you to get your shit together cause I'm leaving to go to the Panthers watch party

[chaos-bringer-13]

I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™

Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.

Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.

We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.

And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.

It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?

Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.

[suntails]

toot toot!

[suiheisen]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera