#my body is ready

[phoenix-arts7]

To date this is one of the funniest Switch screenshots I have ever taken.

[nicholasnelsons]

we can't make any promises now. can we, babe? but you can make me a drink.

1, 2, 3 let's go bitch.

[caramelizedpopcirn]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

[jeannemoreau]

KATE WINSLET in the new teaser trailer for HBO's upcoming tv series THE REGIME (2024)

[haleths]

the sexual tension between the british population and this impending thunderstorm is palpable oh my godddd

[mariajanee]

Cuddle please, I am alone.

[eslanes]

𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝖜𝖔𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖞𝖊𝖆𝖗...

Surprise surprise I'm participating in Simblreen again this year! I've been participating now since 2017, but this year is special as it's the 5th year that I've been making and handing out my precious simmies.

For more info be sure to check out @simblreenofficial!

🔪 I’ll be posting when my light comes on and off so keep your eyes peeled! There will be at least one treat per day

🔪 So far there is one theme: Undead Old Hollywood (I did get excited and posted a wip a while back if you're curious) I am working on a second. While I am pro-blood, guts and gore on this blog, I also recognize that not everyone loves the undead as much as I do so I'll come up with a second, less frightening theme. I keep thinking about faeries so we'll see.

🔪 Please send trick or treats through my INBOX because I’m easily confused.

🔪 I can’t sit at my computer for that long straight so don’t sweat it if it takes me a little while to reply! I also recognise that timezones are a challenge for people so just send me a message if you’re having issues catching me, I’m not a monster.

🔪 Being nice goes a long way (a please, thank you and/or spooky joke is always appreciated)

🔪 In order to get my gifts you must subscribe to my patreon for the low price of $100/month.

🔪 That last one was a joke obviously and the only trick you'll get from me lol.

🔪 NO TRICKS HERE, EVERYONE WHO KNOCKS WILL GET TREATS :)

See you soon!

[navybrat817]

hi navy!!! not sure if you’ve seen this yet but https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GCFsCydWIAADOis?format=jpg&name=large

BUCKY WITH GREYS OH I’M GOING TO FAINT

Feral, nonnie. FERAL.

Can we just imagine for a moment that Bucky is a little self-conscious when the grey hairs start to come in? He's going to age. It's part of life. But still. He's worried you won't find it attractive.

Oh, how fucking wrong he is.

Imagine the self-consciousness shifting to surprise when you joke that you want to bite his chin. Which shifts quickly to need when you add that you want to feel it between your thighs. That's all he needs to hear.

Love and thanks! ❤️

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Serana: When Frostfall hits, don't ask me if I wanna do spooky stuff with you. Just come get me.

[breelynnxoxoxo]

AM I MAKING IT HARD FOR YOU? 💋💋💋

[elvenbeard]

Welcome to Dogtown

(been wanting to do this forever, better late than never xD)

[flowerandblood]

✨ Request are Open ✨

For fanfics and headcanons with Aemond, Michael & Ettore

This time I want to write exactly what is an ideal request for me and what is not, what is in my comfort zone and what is not. (I think it's very important that you are not disappointed).

✨ Requests for fanfics and headcanons apply to both modern and canon Aemond, Ettore and Michael ✨

Or Aemond, Ettore and Michael as a characters referring to other characters from pop culture, but here it will depend on whether I know and feel good in a given universe.

What's a perfect request for me:

A brief outline of the plot, who, where, why. There may be a brief mention of the character's history, profession or interest, an event that led to the meeting, problems or traumas from the past, reasons for misunderstanding or establishing a bond. You can also include references to culture, books, works of art or films, if something like that comes to your mind. 😇😇😇

What I would like you not to include in your requests:

Long, detailed descriptions of the entire plot or sexual acts or accurate descriptions of the heroine. I write best when I only have certain clues and I create the rest myself according to my own feeling of what will be good for the story. 😵😵😵

What I definitely won't write: Threesomes, infidelity, physical violence or humiliation (does not apply to Ettore), typical daddy/mummy issues, comedy, a plot related only to the kink itself, a relationship with another man. I don't write Alysmond or Lucemond too.

And yes, I know that sometimes I write stories in which there is betrayal, kinks, violence or humiliation, or I create physical character traits for the heroine − but I prefer to decide for myself whether I think it will fit well into the story or whether it will only be forced because someone requires it.

Please, just accept it.

If not me, there are plenty of authors who will be willing to write about your ideas. 💐

However, if you really want it to be me because, for example, you like my stories very much, please do so. If you're not sure if something would be comfortable for me, you can always ask.

[mysterygrl20]

MERMAIDS! 🧜‍♀️🧜🧜‍♂️

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR DECEMBER 15TH

[sugoi-writes]

"Oh, I'll take more than just your money..." - Alastor whispered into your ear, followed by a deep chortle as his tongue slithered across the gash he left in the cartilage of your ear. - ☄️❤️ (I fully intend on sending more than just this later. I'm currently unable to type it out ATM, but I didn't wanna lose this little brain worm eeeeeeaaaHHH-!)

I'M GONNA (S)CREAM

@hazelfoureyes YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMAN, THEY GOT ME TOO!!!

☄️❤️Anon, buddy, PAL--

(I am SO lucky I am off for the next two days. I am READY for horny inbox torment!!!)

[parttimesarah]

He’s returning to us (at an unspecified date) this month!