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penny00dreadful · 1 year

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Well hi!

I'm a Steddie writer and artist, maybe with a few hints of Buckingham thrown in, that's primarily what you will find here.

I've been writing since the trenches of fanfiction.net.

My personal headcanon for these boys is they're kicking names and taking ass and they're all out of milk.

Artworks, podfics and translations welcome, just let me know cus I wanna see! 😊

1 Year Anniversary Post

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Blood of the Covenant (AO3) - Eddie is an evil vampire for a little bit.

First Impressions (AO3) - Pride and Prejudice AU

Somebody To Love (Tumblr/AO3/Podfic) - Personal Assistant Steve/Rockstar Eddie

Return of The King (Tumblr/AO3) - Steddie Vampire AU with a twist!

Comeuppance (Tumblr/AO3) - Dustin tries to parent-trap Stancy. It does not go according to plan.

Fettuccini (smut) (Tumblr/AO3) - Steve tells Eddie he's not allowed to cum for the entire month of November.

And They Were Roommates! - (Tumblr/AO3/Fic Art) - Enemies to lovers roomates AU

Cat and Mouse (Tumblr/AO3) - Rookie Mistake prequel fic. Spy AU, enemies to lovers, getting together.

Folie à Deux - (Tumblr/AO3) - Body Swap Fic

The Mummy - (Tumblr/AO3) - The Mummy AU

Safety (Tumblr/AO3/Podfic)- Robin is being followed and jumps into a group of metalheads to try and find safety.

Dish the Dish, Bish! (Tumblr)- Steve and Robin communicate badly about their respective crushes.

Crossroads (Tumblr/AO3)- Reincarnation AU. Beautiful cover art by @subbaculture

Like Ice (Tumblr) - Devil Wears Prada AU

To Find A Family - (Tumblr/AO3) - Anastasia AU

Before He Cheats - (Tumblr/AO3) - Eddie finds out his partner has been cheating on him when some guy named Steve calls.

The Parting Glass - (Tumblr/AO3) - Eddie is in mourning and moves back to Hawkins

Pink is My Signature Colour - (Tumblr) - Buckingham Legally Blonde AU

I'll Tell You My Sins and You Can Sharpen Your Knife - (Tumblr/AO3) - Songfic based off Take Me To Church

Love Is What Makes You Brave - (Tumblr/AO3) - Eddie found out Steve is getting married and is now idling in the church parking lot.

Rookie Mistake - (Tumblr/AO3) - Spies AU. Kidnapping. Murder husbands.

Hawkins Haunted House (AO3) - Steve gets roped into being a scare actor by Robin.

Family Commitments (AO3) - Eddie and Robin crash a family wedding Steve has to go to.

37 Years To The Day (Tumblr/AO3) - Steddie Time Travel

Passing Grade (Tumblr/AO3) - Teacher/Student Roleplay Smut

Please Don't Tell Steve!

Steddie First Kiss Writing Game

High Bitch King Steve

Friends Roasting Friends On Live

Fat Bottomed Girls

#penny ficlet

"Hey! That's mine!"

Drunk Talk

Star

"I can explain!"

Missed Mistletoe

Waking Up

Chill/Give In

I Couldn't Lose You

Falling Star

#stwgdailyprompt

Through The Valley - (Tumblr/AO3)- Post-Apocalypse AU

#wip excerpts

The Princess Bride Art

Twilight AU Art

Times Like These Art

Valentines Day Art

Pin Up Steve

D&D AU

Selkie Steddie

Buckingham Art

Steve Harrington: Vampire Hunter

Sub Eddie Week

Je Ne Regrette Rien Fanart

I Want To Hold Your Hand Fanart

Mer-Eddie

Pride Art

Corroded Coffin Album Art (nsfw)

Jock Eddie and Punk Steve

#penny art

#penny00dreadful #penny ask #personal #poll #penny ficlet #penny wips #stwgdailyprompt #penny art

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eastofthemoon · 10 months

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Last couple years, I've managed to write a muppet fic for the holidays. So, here's another one! Hope you all enjoy!

Spooky Christmas

Rating: G

Series: The Muppets

Characters: Kermit, Sam, Uncle Deadly, Miss Piggy and various others

Summary:It's time for the muppets to plan the annual Christmas show, however, Sam objects to the typical muppet style. Thankfully, Uncle Deadly has other suggestions.

Archive Of Our Own

Kermit hummed as he sat at the head table with his clipboard. He did a quick count of the chattering heads spread out around the table and it seemed everyone was here. He didn’t see the Swedish Chef, but he knew he was busy preparing snacks for break.

“Okay, settle down,” Kermit called out.

The chattering continued.

“I said settle down please.”

Talking still continued.

“I said-”

“EVERYONE, SHUT UP!” Piggy shouted as she sprang from her seat next to him.

Silence swiftly fell upon the room.

Kermit cleared his throat. “Uh, thank you, Piggy.”

“Welcome, Kermie,” she said with a smile as she sat back down.

“Now then,” Kermit started as he held up his clipboard. “It’s time to start planning our annual Christmas show. So, time for brainstorming. Any ideas?”

“How about we throw fish, but they’re covered in candy canes,” said Lew Zealand as he tossed a fish in the air and then it came flying back.

Sam huffed under his breath in his seat near the end of the table.

“Um, we’ll put a pin in that for now,” Kermit replied.

“How about a holiday rock concert,” said Doctor Teeth.

“That’s a good suggestion, but we did that last year,” Kermit replied.

“My ears are still ringing from that horrendous cacophony,” Sam muttered.

“I got a great idea for an act,” Gonzo cried. “I dance in a bucket of sugar plums, while twenty tinsel cannons go off.”

Sam’s grumblings grew louder. “Of all the ridiculous-”

“Um..we’ll also, put a pin in that one,” Kermit replied.

“I have a suggestion,” said Piggy. “I think this year we should do a play.”

“Oh?” asked Kermit. “What kind are you thinking of?”

“A classic, Pride and Prejudice .”

Kermit blinked. “Um, Piggy, that’s not really a holiday story.”

Piggy grinned as she batted her eyes. “It can be if we include mistletoe.”

Kermit felt sceptical, but he could hear everyone beginning to toss ideas around it. It honestly was the best suggestion so far.

Gonzo raised his hand. “Can I use my tinsel canons?!”

Kermit stared at him. “Tinsel canons? For Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice .” He gave a deep sigh. “Yes, you can use tinsel canons.”

“Woot!” “Well, okay,” Kermit said as he started to write on his clipboard. “If everyone is for it we can-”

“I OBJECT,” Sam said as he slammed his wing on the table. “This nonsense can go on no longer.”

Piggy glared. “What’s your problem?!”

Sam glared back as he leaned over the table. “My problem is that every year we put out some tomfoolery that we call a ‘Holiday Performance’. I say it’s time we do a Christmas show the traditional and American way with proper holiday symbols like Frosty, reindeer and Santa!”

The group began to groan and protest.

“But EVERYONE does those,” Fozzie replied

“Si,” Pepe snapped, “and I don’t know about you, but I don’t want a repeat of the snowman fiasco, okay?”

“No kidding,” Floyd called out. “Animal still get nightmares from it.”

Animal shivered. “So...cold.”

“If the floor is open,” Uncle Deadly said with his seat next to Piggy’s. “I may be able to provide some unique alternatives.”

Kermit frowned. “Oh, yeah? Like what?”

“It better not be more flying fish,” Sam muttered.

“Have you ever heard the Icelandic tale of the Yule Cat?” asked Uncle Deadly.

Kermit frowned puzzled. “I can’t say that I have?”

“I haven’t,” said Rizzo, “but anything that involves the word ‘cat’ instantly makes me suspicious.”

“The story goes,” Uncle Deadly continued, “on Christmas Eve the Yule Cat comes down from it’s home in the mountains to check to see if people are wearing new clothes.”

“Hmm,” Sam muttered, “not quite Santa, but I can appreciate a creature making sure people are properly suited for the occasion.”

Kermit continued to stare at Deadly. “And what happens if a person doesn't get new clothes?”

Uncle Deadly waved a hand. “Oh, it eats them.”

Sam choked. “What?”

“Ha! Called it,” Rizzo called.

Kermit felt a tug on his arm and glanced down at Robin.

“Uncle Kermit, am I going to have to start wearing pants?” he asked.

“I have a feeling the Yule Cat isn’t going to check on frogs,” he said quietly.

“That is horrible,” Sam bellowed.

Uncle Deadly gave a shrug. “Well, I have heard modern versions say the Yule Cat makes a mess of the house rather than consuming it’s inhabitants.”

“Hey, we could do stuff with that,” Rowlf said. “Make jokes about it clawing the curtains, it can’t deciding if it wants inside or out-”

“And,” Fozzie cut in as he raised a hand, “I got a lot of cat jokes that would be purrfect! Eh? Eh?”

“His jokes sure seem like something the cat dragged in!” Statler yelled while Waldorf laughed.

Kermit gave a nod. “Okay, we can use the Yule Cat-”

“Certainly, not,” Sam said sharply. “We can not endorse feline misdemeanor!”

Uncle Deadly drummed his fingers on the table in thought. “If that’s not your ‘cup of tea’, I suppose there are the Yule Lads.”

“And who are they?” Sam asked suspiciously.

“13 brothers who each come to visit home on the last 13 nights leading up to Christmas.” He folded his hands together as he leaned forward. “Children leave their shoes on windowsills and in return the lads will leave small gifts and a rotten potato in ones that have been naughty.”

Sam mulled this over. “That’s much more palatable. What are their names?”

“I don’t recall the exact order, but one of them is called Spoon-Licker.”

Sam froze as Kermit looked on curiously.

“What?” said Sam.

“Another is called Pot-Scraper, Door-Slammer, Sasuage-Swiper-”

“Those are horrible names!” Sam snapped.

“They are a bit of an odd choice,” Kermit replied.

Uncle Deadly raised a finger. “To be fair, they’re named after the pranks they pull in the houses they visit.”

Sam massaged his forehead. “Of all the stupid...”

“What kind of mother gives them those kinds of names?” Piggy asked.

“Well, considering their mother is the child eating ogress Grýla, who hunts for disobedient children to throw into her stew pot, I imagine appropriate names is not her top priority.” He paused and raised a hand. “I should mention she’s also the owner of the Yule Cat.”

“Interesting family,” Piggy replied, darkly.

Kermit tapped his chin. “Well, if we hold back on some of the child eating stuff-”

“No,” Sam growled.

“Then how about the Krampus?” Uncle Deadly suggested.

Sam sighed. “He’s not another member of the Lad family is he?”

Uncle Deadly placed a hand over his chest. “Certainly not, he is a companion of Santa Claus.”

“Oh, that’s better,” Sam said as he eased up. “He helps deliver the toys?”

Uncle Deadly waved a hand back and forth. “Yes and no. He does ride with Santa, but while Old Saint Nick hands out toys to good children, the Krampus whips the bad ones with branches and sticks.”

Sam buried his face into his wings. “Why am I not even surprised?”

“There are even some darker stories that say he throws them into his basket to take them back to his lair to eat them.”

Sam glared at him. “I’m rather concerned about how often cannibalism is coming up in these stories.”

“It’s not cannibalism though,” said Scooter. “I mean ‘cannibalism’ is when a person eats their own kind, and these creatures aren’t human so it’s just people eating.”

“Wait, hold it,” Bobo said as he sipped his coffee. “If we ate each other would that be cannibalism? I mean, we’re different creatures but we’re also all ‘the muppets’ so-”

“I’m going to stop you there before you go further down that rabbit hole,” Kermit said before turning back to Uncle Deadly. “Still, if we tone down some aspects we might be able to-”

“Why are you even considering this?!” Sam snapped. “Dangerous felines? Ruffians breaking into houses to lick spoons? What does any of that have to do with Christmas?!”

“Because there are people that do rather enjoy the spooky side to Christmas,” Kermit replied.

Sam blinked dazed. “Spooky side to Christmas? What are you talking about?!”

“Well, the holidays take place on the longest, coldest and darkest nights of the year,” Kermit said. “Isn’t it only natural that people find that a bit scary and make up stories to deal with it?”

“It’s true,” Bunsen chimed in. “The traditions of Yule are said to go back centuries.”

Beaker cleared his throat. “Meep, meep, meep! Meep, meep, meep. Meep. Meep, meep, meep. Meep, meep, meep? Meep!”

Everyone gave a unanimous applause.

“Well spoken,” said Uncle Deadly, “that was truly profound.”

“Indeed,” Bunsen said as he patted Beaker’s shoulder. “I do love it when you use your anthropology knowledge.”

“Nevertheless,” snapped Sam. “We are Americans and therefore we should do an American Christmas play. We should do A Christmas Carol .”

“Um, I do love A Christmas Carol ,” said Gonzo, “but we’ve done it a million times.”

“Yeah, we want something new,” said Rizzo.

“But it is American and has none of this dark Christmas stuff,” Sam stated firmly.

“A Christmas Carol?” Kermit said blankly. “The one written by a British author that is about three ghosts haunting a man to change his ways? That A Christmas Carol?”

“And let’s not forget how the Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come is a grim symbol of our fear of mortality and grappling with death.”

Everyone turned to Fozzie stunned.

He shrugged. “What? Can’t a bear appreciate the classics?”

“Sure, he can,” said Waldorf.

“They’re as old as your jokes,” said Statler as both the old men laughed.

Sam gave a deep defeated sigh as he turned to Kermit. “Pride and Prejudice it is.”

“Great,” said Kermit. “Now how many cannons do we need?”

#The Muppets #Muppets #Kermit the frog #sam the eagle #Miss Piggy

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blushk1tten · 1 year

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masterlist ꨄ last updated 06/15/2024

asks

long legs (sfw)

hanging mistletoe (sfw)

going ice skating (sfw)

kissing in the snow (sfw)

i love you a latte (sfw)

virgins (nsfw)

roadtrip to love (nsfw)

roadtrip to love pregnancy (sfw)

how not to propose (sfw)

bimbocore (sfw + nsfw)

blurbs

fawning (sfw)

pride and prejudice (sfw)

secrets (sfw)

tiktok surprise (nsfw)

unsafe sex (nsfw)

mimicking (nsfw)

wedding planning (sfw)

secret marriage (sfw)

shower sex (nsfw)

ficlets

bad kitty (nsfw)

santa baby (nsfw)

slut! (nsfw)

unsafe sex 2 (nsfw)

down days (sfw)

headcanons

mine (sfw + nsfw)

obviously oblivious (sfw + nsfw)

say yes to the dress (sfw)

waterworks (sfw)

no place like home (nsfw)

sweet as sugar (sfw)

purrfect match (sfw)

#blush ꨄ

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bethanydelleman · 3 months

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Can you please include Darcy from the Lizzie Bennett Diaries, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Pride, Prejudice and Mistletoe, and that weird P&P dog show lifetime movie in your Darcy ranking?

This question is in response to this question.

I can't because I haven't watched any of them and I don't really plan to anytime in the near future. I watched about half of LBD in university 15 years ago, I never got to Darcy (though I am aware of what he looks like). The rest I haven't seen at all.

As stated, I'm not super into adaptations, but I will watch the Mormon Pride & Prejudice sometime soon because I respect @thatscarletflycatcher.

#question response

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sparkling-ariaria · 10 months

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Winter spirit & dazzling lights (BTS, HP & Stranger Things fic rec)

Stories for that excited and soft feeling you get by looking at the bright lights, snuggling up in a cozy blanket and all the memories that come with it~

*Complete fem or non-specific reader insert fics* Updated: 05.01.2024

HARRY POTTER

She's so sweet by magicchai - Harry x gf!Reader Harry returns to the Gryffindor common room to see y/n has gotten everyone to help decorate the living space.

You're my secret santa? by perpetuallydaydreaming - Remus x gf!Reader You give Remus a gift he thought he’ll never have.

Meant to be by proserpina-magnus - Regulus x gf!Reader Regulus and Y/N jumping into the black lake while it's snowing.

Baking gone wrong by justmyheart - Sirius x gf!Reader

Blue Christmas by findmeinasunshower - Sirius x gf!Reader Sirius comes to spend Christmas with you and your family, but you notice the Holiday blues hanging over him.

Snow by roxetteblack - Sirius x gf!Reader Sirius decided to take you on a small weekend getaway in a cabin during winter.

Winter Blurb: Picking a Christmas Tree by of-many-fandomss - James x gf!Reader

Winter Blurb: Gingerbread Houses by of-many-fandomss - Sirius x gf!Reader

BTS

Dreaming of a Christmas with you by myplaceforstories - Taehyung x Reader Just a quick Christmas romance inspired by Tae’s recent Pride and Prejudice photos and the It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas vid.

Daisy by run2yoongi - Yoongi x vet!Reader A late, winter night at the vet clinic brings you closer to your regular client, a cat-loving Min Yoongi and his feline companion, Daisy. When he was unable to stand seeing another stray cat spend the holidays on the cold streets, he agrees to take her in. You didn't anticipate that helping the new cat-dad would help you feel a little less alone these holidays, too.

My Home by purpleyoon - dragon!Yoongi x human healer!Reader It was close to winter, and your medicine was nearly complete for you to use. But when it came to, you helped another whose wounds were life threatening. Now, random items kept showing up on your porch, with each item bringing you closer to the creature you healed.

November by alpacaparkaseok - A small drabble about Namjoon embodying the month November.

December by alpacaparkaseok - A small drabble about Seokjin embodying the month December.

January by alpacaparkaseok - A small drabble about Yoongi embodying the month January.

STRANGER THINGS

Season of giving by rosygaze - Eddie x gf!Reader Exchanging gifts with him.

“Something you wanted.” by rainylana - Eddie x gf!Reader You show up to Eddie and Wayne’s with gifts.

Blurbcember prompt by lovebugism - Steve x shy!Reader Steve finds out the cute girl at the record store likes him and decides to bring her ice cream as a proclamation of love.

Kiss me underneath the mistletoe by eddiesxangel - mechanic!Eddie x Reader Eddie and you share your first kiss.

Under the mistletoe by eiightysixbaby - modern!Eddie x Reader A holiday party, a sweet gift exchange, and an even sweeter kiss.

Sweet dreams of holly and ribbon by forevermoreharrington - Steve x gf!Reader Steve gets his sweet girl an early Christmas gift and she’s dizzy over it.

Maybe this christmas time by headkiss - Steve x sunshine!Reader Working as an elf during the holidays (which he isn’t a fan of) is not how Steve would choose to spend his time, neither is doing a bucket list of your creation. You end up changing his mind.

Merry & Meddling by munson-blurbs - Eddie x shy!Reader Max and Lucas are tired of their friends silently pining over each other but never making a move, so when the Winter Formal rolls around, they take matters into their own hands.

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hallmark-movie-fanatics · 2 months

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Christmas in July - Hallmark Channel 2024 Schedule - Week 3

Christmas in July 2024 - Week 3

Monday, July 15 9am/8c - We Wish You a Married Christmas 11am/10c - Our Christmas Mural 1pm/12c - Karen Kingsbury's Maggie's Christmas Miracle 3pm/2c - If I Only Had Christmas 5pm/4c - Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater 7pm/6c - Flipping for Christmas 9pm/8c - Three Wise Men and a Baby: Extended Cut 11:30pm/10:30c - Christmas Island

Tuesday, July 16 9am/8c - Christmas at Dollywood 11am/10c - Round and Round 1pm/12c - Christmas by Design 3pm/2c - A Dream of Christmas 5pm/4c - Coyote Creek Christmas 7pm/6c - A Magical Christmas Village 9pm/8c - Next Stop, Christmas 11pm/10c - A Shoe Addict's Christmas

Wednesday, July 17 9am/8c - Noel Next Door 11am/10c - Never Been Chris'd 1pm/12c - Mystic Christmas 3pm/2c - Christmas in Evergreen: Letters to Santa 5pm/4c - A Godwink Christmas: Meant for Love 7pm/6c - Pride, Prejudice, and Mistletoe 9pm/8c - A Merry Scottish Christmas 11pm/10c - Christmas Made to Order

Thursday, July 18 9am/8c - A Big Fat Family Christmas 11am/10c - Gingerbread Miracle 1pm/12c - Christmas CEO 3pm/2c - Once Upon a Christmas Miracle 5pm/4c - The Christmas Cottage 7pm/6c - Love You Like Christmas 9pm/8c - A Very Merry Mix-Up 11pm/10c - Christmas Tree Lane

Friday, July 19 9am/8c - In Merry Measure 11am/10c - A Tale of Two Christmases 1pm/12c - Reunited at Christmas 3pm/2c - The Mistletoe Secret 5pm/4c - Everything Christmas 7pm/6c - Write Before Christmas 9pm/8c - Rescuing Christmas 11pm/10c - Letters to Santa

Saturday, July 20 6am/5c - Christmas Waltz 8am/7c - The Royal Nanny 10am/9c - Sealed with a List 12pm/11c - Switched for Christmas 2pm/1c - The Most Colorful Time of the Year 4pm/3c - Christmas by Starlight 6pm/5c - Christmas at the Plaza 8pm/7c - A Very Vermont Christmas - Hallmark Premiere 10pm/9c - Christmas Getaway

Sunday, July 21 6am/5c - Mingle All the Way 8am/7c - A Fabled Holiday 10am/9c - Christmas With the Darlings 12pm/11c - Time for Us to Come Home for Christmas 2pm/1c - The Nine Lives of Christmas 4pm/3c - A Veteran's Christmas 6pm/5c - A Very Vermont Christmas 8pm/7c - Heaven Down Here 10pm/9c - Hope at Christmas

#schedule #christmas in july #hallmark movies #hallmark channel

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enbeemagical · 2 years

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TSATS teasers again :3 last of the year! It's a long one tho

so remember how Loki went poof?

needless to say, Aaravos is worried

and looking for them

Loki is incredibly unconcerned

and somewhat put out

Aaravos is still worried and searching

Terry my beloved <3

Terrance, not Terrestrius

Aaravos learns about the Avengers from a probably underpaid cashier in London

Hi Wanda

she is Romani and Jewish here, as she's meant to be <3

Going from London to New York is easy when you can teleport

Loki wants to know why Tony calls them Reindeer Games, so it's movie night now

until Aary comes in guns blazing and runes ready

oh my goodness poor Avengers XD so panicky

Xadia doesn't have hot cocoa yet

Hawkeye has questions

Loki has answers

Aaravos has kisses

"As am who now?" <- I like this line shfjf

Loki: Thanos can track infinity stones

Aaravos: WE ARE OUT OF HERE RIGHT TF NOW

Loki: please darling relax he's way far away

Aaravos: :( *okay* but at the FIRST SIGN of him...

Twilight Sparkle XD

PETER my beloved

CHEESY *throws pillow at Aaravos* CORNY

*yeets pillow at Loki also* CHEESYYYYY

Natasha decided Loki is not a threat. Aaravos's response: kill murder kill death am I banned from tiktok yet

Chanukiyah :D

Hanukkah x Christmas x Yule equals fun for everyone here and also Aaravos has no idea what any of this is supposed to be like

Happy Janice

mistletoe

is not Loki's favorite tradition

Storytime

Hunting time! *blows horn*

wait whoops not yet first two more partygoers and an explanation

and then threats time

and bragging time

and NOW it's hunting time

Magic fight!

(that was not gonna happen except we got a comment. those matter!)

(and now we have two of them)

Celestiale and what may or may not be underage drinking. Depends on your universe, I suppose

Vis!

Siblings :D

PRESENT TIME

I love present time

for multiple reasons

aieeeeeeeeee *flappy hands from cute*

@alls-fair-in-pride-and-prejudice @shiniestcrow @perlelas @iabandonedmybois @13-secret-poems @worstloki @awesomecass2000 @indigo--montoya @flyingbooks42 @otakumultimuse-hiddlewhore @panromantic-frog1

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writer59january13 · 1 year

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Reaping short terms benefits...

before marital savings bond matured as a then quinquagenarian. Courtesy gerontologists medical practitioners allowing, enabling, and providing the elderly population to live longer and healthier lives. Linkedin with longevity loosely translates to resurgent libido spurring older folks predilection to participate in sexual intimacy. The downside (if such be the proper word) regarding senior citizens becoming or remaining flush with embodied physical attraction Gerontophilia barely alive as buzzfeeding colloquialism, nevertheless advertently, intermittently, and unwittingly received jump/kick starting excitement

here at Highland Manor, especially scooter bound population looking to spice her/his life courtesy young stud or hottie (stepping out pages of some sexy glamourous magazine) secretly strategizing how to entice lure, and understand "grandma" or "grandpa" as ideal bed fellow. An old geezer like yours truly, would roll out his Scottish welcome mat (comprised of Harris tweed material) readily and willingly welcoming respite from a young gal responsive to such juvenile, trashy, material devoid of absolute zero with neither, pride and prejudice apropos of maturity, sense and sensibility, nor wit and wisdom as the following banal folderol nominal representative sample exemplifies what he frequently posted on the fledgling Internet back during the heyday

of electronic chat rooms.

COMPAQ PRESARIO

desktop (little tower - revolutionary computer back in 1999 -)

chugged along (think the engine that could exhaustively repeating the mantra "I think I can, I think I can" in order to facilitate wheels that go round n around like a twirling clown

or a psychedelic school bus

while painted ponies go up and down... optimally operating like well greased levers to reverse a frown analogous to gingerbread man happy as a clam satisfactorily baked to perfection a colorful character uniformly imbrown

similar to persons of color

found within outer limits

along edge of night

of twilight zone in the heart of motown.

No harem meant by the following excerpts amalgamated, doctored, hewn, linkedin, and sanitized version from outdated prefabricated plundered digital broadcasts talentless dearth as profundity and/or qualifying as reasonable rhyme, I do forthrightly bewail paucity of thought provoking perspective dill liver rd by Clyde S Dale

whimsical wordy zesty email

nothing ventured equates to no gain nor any cause to fail searching far and wide for something akin to a holy grail in the guise of a femme fatale

wherever she may hale

even if my search finds me ferreting out jail masterfully baited ...ha...ha...hmm...

this steely irony male

merely Joe King riddler,

one lone ranger high in his blazing saddle exclaiming "Hi-yo Silver"

cuz tis a violation of pure innocence

to snatch Vestal Virgin before age of consent, and also ill eagle, whar rum may n daze existence

locked behind iron rail

bars with razor wire

in n attempt to scale

the bulwarks n escape -

bush whacking a trail

only to return to bedlam and discover vis-à-vis

a perspicacious wife who did bemoan and wail yours truly his indiscretion.

Fingers property handsome beau thrum while poetic feet quiver like fingers on a taut bow with anticipation to hear soft sure footed white or black crow

sitting on telephone wire talons didst flow

and crackle with electricity thru wired connection courtesy smooth bore little arquebus and spindleshanks characterized bozo weird friendship can grow like a super fresh field viz organic olive garden of eat'n plump with organic food

betwixt yar thatch n my lil hoe

property of common Joe

fully cognizant and in the know scheming to experience whet dreams are made analogous to tightly, lovingly, and exquisitely fit together game pieces manufactured by lego finished product resembling mistletoe illicit affair indubitably, ineluctably, invariably causing woe.

After primal desire fired away

I returned home

to the missus without delay

the scorned wife mine hide she did flay when divorce sought, she did nay say.

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laresearchette · 2 years

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Saturday, November 19, 2022 Canadian TV Listings (Times Eastern)

WHERE CAN I FIND THOSE PREMIERES?: VARDY VS ROONEY: THE WAGATHA TRIAL (discovery+) THREE WISE MEN AND A BABY (W Network) 8:00pm SANTA BOOTCAMP (Lifetime Canada) 8:00pm 37TH ANNUAL ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY (HBO Canada) 8:00pm

NEW TO AMAZON PRIME CANADA/CBC GEM/CRAVE TV/DISNEY + STAR/NETFLIX CANADA:

CRAVE TV ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME INDUCTION CEREMONY @8pm ET

NHL HOCKEY (TSN5) 1:00pm: Devils vs. Sens (SN) 4:00pm: Flames vs. Panthers (CBC/SNOntario/SNPacific) 7:00pm: Sabres vs. Leafs (City/SNEast) 7:00pm: Flyers vs. Habs (SN360/SNWest) 7:00pm: Penguins vs. Jets (CBC/SN) 10:00pm: Knights vs. Oilers

NBA BASKETBALL (SN1) 6:00pm: Raptors vs. Hawks (TSN4) 7:30pm: Timberwolves vs. 76ers

OUR ITALIAN CHRISTMAS MEMORIES (W Network) 6:00pm: As their grandfather struggles with dementia, the Colucci siblings set out to re-create their late grandmother's legendary pasta sauce to help jog his memory.

W5 (CTV) 7:00pm: Parents of a young man who's been missing from North Bay for years take up the investigation themselves; "W5" investigates Canada's biggest art heist from Montreal, 50 years later and the efforts to recover the priceless loot.

CHRISTMAS IN MY HEART (CTV2) 7:00pm: Violinist Beth returns home after the recent death of her mother and tutors the daughter of a reclusive country music star to prepare her for the upcoming holiday concert.

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 2 (CTV) 8:00pm:The team struggles to keep its newfound family together as it tries to unravel the mystery of Peter Quill's true parentage in the outer reaches of the galaxy.

THE KILLER IN MY FAMILY (CTV Drama) 8:00pm/9:00pm (SEASON PREMIERE): The relatives of murderers tell their stories, discussing how the crimes affected their families.

PRIDE, PREJUDICE AND MISTLETOE (Super Channel Heart & Home) 8:00pm: When Darcy returns to her hometown for Christmas, and she reconnects with Luke, a former rival, they must plan a charity event together. As she spends time with her family and Luke, she starts to realize what matters most in life.

A CHRISTMAS STORY CHRISTMAS (Crave) 9:00pm: Ralphie reconnects with old friends when he returns to his childhood home in Cleveland to give his kids a magical Christmas like the one he had growing up.

HOT SEAT (Starz Canada) 9:00pm: Sitting on an explosive device, a former hacker and IT expert must steal digital funds online for a mysterious voice on an intercom. His only hope of survival comes from a bomb squad officer who must figure out a way to outwit the evil plan.

SNAKEHEAD (Super Channel Fuse) 9:00pm: Rising through the ranks of a New York crime family, a woman must reconcile with success as her true motives for sneaking into America come to light.

NIGHT OF THE ANIMATED DEAD (adult swim) 12:00am: Two siblings visit their father's grave at a remote Pennsylvanian cemetery when they suddenly find themselves swarmed by zombies. One flees to a farmhouse and finds herself trapped there with a group of strangers as the zombies overcome the property.

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