#QR Code Monkey

[kenleephotography]

Create free QR codes from this website in four easy steps

Need to create QR codes for your website, phone, SMS, location, WiFi, event, or whatever? Check out this free website! My fun disclaimer I discovered this site that creates free QR codes that works quickly, easily, and effectively. No, I have nothing to do with the QR code website. I don’t know anyone there, and am not sleeping with anyone from the company. I needed to create a QR code that…

[canyounotyouheathen]

Nat: Are you sure Mari going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff…

Jackie: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Mari, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!

*Jackie’s phone rings*

Mari: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…

Nat: …

Nat: I should have gone with the monkey.

[incorrect-star-allies]

Magolor: Are you sure Taranza’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? He’s not very good with technical stuff...

Susie: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Taranza, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All he needs to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!

*Susie’s phone rings*

Taranza: Hey, so I’m at Lowes...

Magolor: ...

Susie: ...I should have gone with the monkey.

[briceterry]

Teba: Are you sure Link’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? He's not very good with technical stuff…

Purah: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Linky, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All He needs to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!

*The Purah Pad rings*

Link: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…

Teba: …

Teba: I should have gone with the monkey.

[incorrectdevils]

Nico Hischier: Are you sure Timo's going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? He's not very good with technical stuff… Jesper Bratt: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it's even easier! Everything's color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Timo, which we've obviously opted in for. All he needs to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it'll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it! [Bratt's phone rings] Timo Meier: Hey, so I'm at Lowe's... Nico: Nico: I should have gone with the monkey.

[greeneyedsigma]

Sengoku: Are you sure your grandfather is going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? He’s not very good with technical stuff…

Law: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Garp, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All he needs to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!

*Law’s phone rings*

Garp: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…

Law: …

Law: I should have gone with the monkey.

**

Sabo: Wow! The Halloween decorations look great, Luffy! Where did you get such real-looking skeletons?

Luffy: From Moria! I asked him if he had an extras because his decorations always look so amazing and he did!

Sabo: From Moria? *looks more closely at the skeletons*

Sabo: These aren’t fake, are they?

Moria, passing by with a box full of assorted skulls: They are not.

**

Luffy: What are your adjectives?

Law: …You mean my pronouns?

Luffy: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?

Law: …I dunno. What are yours?

Luffy: Noisy and chaotic!

Law: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

**

*Their reaction to being told they're the chosen one*

Law: I will not let you down.

Ace: Sounds fun.

Luffy: K.

Garp: No, I'm fucking not.

Sabo: Do I have to be?

Sengoku: Please god, I am so tired.

**

Garp: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Luffy.

Sengoku: You just said it again.

Luffy:

Garp: I am not a role model.

**

Garp: You don’t deserve me.

Sengoku: At your worst or your best?

Garp: I don’t have a worst.

Sengoku: Because you’re already at your worst?

**

Sengoku: How do I tell Garp that I want him to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

**

Garp: I’ve only ever said ‘I love you’ to two women in my entire life: Sengoku and a chick in a dark club who I mistook for Sengoku.

**

Sabo: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Law: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Sabo: No.

[house-of-slayterr]

I’m honour of just finishing Shadow and Bone… (the show not the books I read those a while ago) here are some incorrect Quotes!

Y/N , to Jesper : I mean, I get complimented all the time-

Kaz: *starts cackling*

Y/N : I do!

Kaz: *laughs harder*

Kaz: You can track Y/N ?

Jesper : Of course I can. If the NSA can do it, so can I.

Y/N : *sneaking in through their window*

Kaz: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?

Y/N : I was with Jesper ?

Jesper : *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?

Wylan: Are you sure Y/N’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff…

Jesper : Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Y/N, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!

*Jesper ’s phone rings*

Y/N: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…

Wylan: …

Wylan: I should have gone with the monkey.

Y/N: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Jesper : Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Wylan walks in*

Jesper : Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

(Fucking cannon omg)

Y/N: Wylan , we need that!

Wylan , holding Nina over a trash can: Nope.

Y/N: Gimme it—

Wylan : It’s garbage.

Wylan : Murder literally doesn’t hurt anyone!

Nina: What are you talking about? Of course—

Y/N, holding out a hand to shut Nina up: No, no, they have a point—

Y/N: Jesper , I have a great idea.

Jesper : Let’s hear it.

Y/N: We trick Inej and Kaz to go out on a date together.

Jesper : YES!

Jesper : And hey, if that doesn’t work out, maybe you and me could go out, get some drinks—

Y/N, hitting them with a book: THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

Jesper : Why do you look like that?

Kaz , laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Jesper : Like you’re dead.

Kaz : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Y/N: Kaz accidentally called Inej “babe” in front of everyone today.

Kaz : *sobs into the floor*

(Also cannon)

Kaz : How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Inej: *blushing* I—

Jesper , butting into the conversation: Y/N is perfect, thanks for asking.

Inej: Wow, they really hate us.

Y/N: Yes, perhaps they’re homophobic.

Inej: But we’re not gay, Y/N.

Y/N: 👀

Inej: 👀

Y/N: We’re not?

Inej: Why are you doing this?

Y/N: Same reason I do everything, Inej. To get somebody to like me.

Y/N: *venting endlessly to Kaz about their week*

Kaz, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

Y/N: You got a date yet Kaz?

Kaz: No...

Y/N: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

Y/N: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Wylan made me get tested.

(Me omfg)

Y/N: I'm trying to juggle family life and work life but I can't seem to find a balance. What do you suggest I do to keep everyone happy?

Wylan, deadpan: Quit your job, kill your family.

[flowerscentedartist]

Blue: Are you sure Ink’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff…

Dream: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Ink, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!

*Blue’s phone rings*

Ink: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…

Blue: …

Blue: I should have gone with the monkey.

[srmt-zine]

At last, some details!

(A while back on @srmthg we had a zine interest check, and it remains open for any additional suggestions/feedback about what you'd like the zine to be (you can also shoot this blog an ask) but I don't plan on doing a second interest check. If enough people feel this is a mistake, there's still time to do one, but as it stands I don't see the point. I will continue to accept feedback and take it into account moving forward!)

By the way, my name is @netbug009 and I'm your friendly head mod for this project! This will be my first time running a zine, but I've been helping run projects in this fandom for 18 years!

The Format

SRMTHG Zine (cooler name tbd) will be a free PDF zine scheduled to release on September 18th, 2024, AKA the 20th anniversary of the series' first episode!

I know a lot of folks (myself included) like to have nice, shiny, hard copies of zines, and I hope to get the zine onto a publishing on demand site such as Lulu to let people buy them at-print-cost if they'd like, but a free digital edition will be the first priority. Since this zine is a celebration of the anniversary of a relatively small fandom, I want as many people to be able to access and enjoy it as possible! Plus, this is my first time running a zine, so I think it's smart to keep it simple. This also lets us worry less about page counts - if a lot of cool people contribute cool stuff, a PDF can be a chonk as we want!

The Content

The zine will include both fanart and fan fiction (and maybe even a few QR codes to some other digital goodies like AMVs and fanmixes if there's enough contributor interest!)

Light shipping will be allowed, with a few exceptions - no adult x child and no monkey x human ships will be allowed. (This was THE overwhelming request in the interest check and is not open for debate.)

We're going for a general vibe and love the idea of getting copies into the hands of voice actors/staff, which should give you a rough idea of the type of content we're going for - if it's too creepy/fetishy to hand to Ciro at a convention, it's too creepy/fetishy for the book. (That said, Monkey Team is a very silly and weird show with a love for classic horror tropes so I hope people don't let that limit their imaginations too much if they wanna do something spoopy!)

NO AI WORK WILL BE USED OR ACCEPTED IN THE CREATION OF THIS ZINE. I hope that'd be a given but just to be 100% clear, no.

The (Rough) Timeline

March 2024 - Contributor Applications Open!

April 22nd - Zine members selected and invited to Discord

May 1st - Zine members finalized

June 1st - Zine check-in 1

July 1st - Zine check-in 2

August 1st - Zine pieces due!

September 1st - Zine layout finalization due!

September 18th - ZINE RELEASED!

You might notice this is a pretty long timeline for a zine and we're starting pretty early; because this fandom is fairly small and this is a big occasion, I want to provide extra time so that as many people can hear about the project and participate as possible.

If you're looking for something to do until contributor apps open, SIGNAL BOOST, SIGNAL BOOST, SIGNAL BOOST! Reblog, post to Twitter, tell your friends, get the word out so this can be the biggest celebration it possibly can! If you make any graphics in your quest to help get the word out, PLEASE tag this blog so they can be shared!

Aaaand that's the basics! Again, feel free to send an ask with any additional questions. If you're considering applying in January, it's never too early to start sketching/considering ideas!

[cloudycleric]

RATS! the duffles truly knew that i would try my darndest to uncover that qr code. those cheeky monkeys

[asexual-spongebob]

wail the siren incorrect quotes. 😭

Keef: *about Zim and Dib* They make a cute couple, huh?  Skoodge: They certainly are standing next to each other.

Zim: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Dib!

Dib: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.

Dib: The stars are so beautiful...

Zim: They're just giant balls of gas.

Dib: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Zim: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Dib: Oh...

Keef: Why do you look like that?  Zim, laying face-first on the floor: Like what?  Keef: Like you’re dead.  Zim: It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.  Skoodge: Zim accidentally called Dib “babe” in front of everyone today.  Zim: *sobs into the floor*

Keef: *sees Dib and Zim together*  Keef: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.  Skoodge: You mean... you ship them?

Gaz: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.  Tak: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.  Gaz: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??  Tak: Is it working?

Gaz: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.  Tak: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Tak: I’m in love with you.  Gaz: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.  Tak: I know.  Gaz: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

Tak: Fight me!  Gaz: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*  Gaz: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Tenn : Are you sure Keef’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff…  Skoodge: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Keef, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!  *Skoodge’s phone rings*  Keef: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…  Tenn : …  Tenn : I should have gone with the monkey.

Zim: Dib kissed me!  Keef : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!  Zim: It was unbelievable!  Keef : Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!  Skoodge : Okay, we wanna hear everything. Keef , get the wine and unplug the phone. Zim, does this end well or do we need tissues?  Zim: Oh, it ended very well.  Keef : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!  Skoodge : Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?  Zim: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.  Skoodge : Ohh... So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?  Zim: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.  Keef and Skoodge: Ohhh.  *meanwhile*  Dib eating pizza in their house: And, uh, and then I kissed them.  Tenn: Tongue?  Dib: Yeah.  Gaz : Cool.

Keef : What time is it?  Skoodge : I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out  Skoodge : *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*  Tenn: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING  Skoodge : It’s 2 am

Mimi: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.  Gir, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Zim, tending to Dib's wounds: How would you rate your pain?  Dib: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

Dib: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Zim: You always act stupid.

Zim: Wait.

Zim: Goodnight to the love of my life, Dib, and fuck the rest of y'all.

Gaz about Dib: he’s going to go jump in the water and cry now.

[y01ky]

Phighting____Incorrect____Quotes

Vinestaff: Are you sure Shuriken will be able to handle that IKEA phurniture? They're not very good with technical stuff...

Slingshot: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color-coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Boombox, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the phront of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!

*Slingshot's phone rings*

Shuriken: Hey, so I'm at Lowe's.

Slingshot:

Slingshot: I should have gone with the monkey.

Shuriken: When I get DoorDash, I order 20 cheeseburgers at the same time and heat them up for the week so I don't have to pay the delivery phee multiple times.

Slingshot: I hope you understand how food poisoning works.

Shuriken: I hope food poisoning understands how I work. I've never met a burger I couldn't eat.

Vinestaff: Ace of spades.

Slingshot: +4.

Shuriken: Jolteon, I choose you!

Katana: What game are we playing!?

Skateboard: Hey, random question. What's your phavorite phlowers?

Slingshot: Peonies, why?

Skateboard:

Slingshot: Were you going to get me phlowers?

Skateboard:

Slingshot:

Skateboard:  ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

Rocket: Good, thanks, Dad.

Shuriken: You just called Zuka "Dad". You just said, "Thanks, Dad."

Zuka: Do you see me as a phather phigure, Rocket?

Rocket: No, I see you as a bother phigure because you're always bothering me!

Skateboard: Hey, show your phather some respect!

Rocket: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Skateboard: You are literally making a Valentine's Day card phor Sword.

Rocket, pointing their rocket launcher at them: You're on thin phucking ice.

Biograft: PHUCK YOU.

Betagraft: NO YOU.

Biograft: I'M DOWN.

Betagraft: YOU'RE TWO YEARS OLD, WHAT THE PHUCK.

Biograft: I AM NOT TWO!

Skateboard: Do you want to know your gay name?

Slingshot: My- My gay name?

Skateboard: Yeah, it's your phirst name.

Slingshot: Haha, very phunny, Skateboard-

Skateboard: *gets on one knee* And my last name.

Slingshot: Oh- Oh my god.

Subspace: New year, new me.

Biograft: CREATOR, IT'S AUGUST?

Subspace: Time is an illusion, Biograft!!

Skateboard: I'm quick at math.

Slingshot: Ok, what's 38 times 76?

Skateboard: 24

Slingshot: That wasn't even close.

Skateboard: But it was quick.

[monkey-wrench-series]

Would you be against someone going to a con with a piece of paper that says "ask me about Monkey Wrench" taped to their shirt or like on a sign? Maybe with like a QR code that links to the first episode?

I can't stop you from doing anything!

[acetheidiotinacloset]

TADC Incorrect Quotes (Zooble Edition)

That piece of art is still in the works, but I still feel guilty that Zooble didn't get the attention they deserve in the previous post, so here, take a bunch of incorrect quotes with Zooble in them :)

Jax: I wanna die.  Zooble: We all do, you aren't special

Ragatha: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?  Zooble: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition

Zooble: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

Jax: Did you miss me while I was gone?  Zooble: You were gone?

Zooble: Tired of just deserving better. Gonna start taking it by force.

Computer: Please enter a password.  Zooble: *types in Jax*  Computer: Your password is too weak.  Zooble: KNEW IT-

Zooble: I started school with straight A’s. Now I’m not even straight.

Zooble: And then they ran into my knife. They ran into my knife ten times.  Ragatha: You mean you stabbed them!?  Zooble: They ran into my knife.

Jax, handing a balloon to Zooble : I have no soul. Have a good day!  Zooble, walking off: I don't have one either.

Ragatha: Are you sure Jax’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff…  Zooble: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for Jax, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it!  *Zooble’s phone rings*  Jax: Hey, so I’m at Lowes…  Ragatha: …  Ragatha: I should have gone with the monkey.

Bonus: (these ones doesn't have Zooble in it, I just found them funny)

Pomni: Do you even know what an amulet is?  Jax: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!  Pomni: Jax, those are omelettes.  Jax: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

Ragatha: You shouldn't be using a straw.  Jax: I know, I know, it's bad for the environment and stuff.  Ragatha: Yeah, but I mean... it's a weird way to eat spaghetti.

Kinger, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?  Jax: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*  Jax:  Jax: It's perfume.

Caine: I am Caine, I speak for the trees. Chop them down and I snap your knees.

Jax, holding up their class notes: And then this doodle of a burrito because when I first read Aristotle, I thought it was pronounced like “Chipotle”.  Jax, in shock: Wait a minute, is it “Chip-o-tottle”?

[chiliger]

Nine People I’d Like To Get To Know Better

Got tagged by @frostbitebakery :3

Last song: "Luck Runs Out" from the ocean saga of Epic: The Musical

Favorite color: soft peachy pink

Last Movie/TV Show: uh.... "Klaus" on netflix

Sweet/Spicy/Savory: all of them

Relationship Status: yeah, I have someone

Last Thing You Googled: qr code monkey

Current Obsession: Bookbinding (in text formatting hell). ((For a closer look at my daily brain worms, it usually goes like this: clones clones Cody clones ooh new idea Kix clone cadets need to draw clones clones Ponds loathsome coworkers Cody Cody smut OCs multiverse au clones animatic... ))

Can't think of anyone to tag; have at it people!

[365runesoftheamalgamations]

Incorrect Quotes Tag [ 02 ]

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Ten Quotes of The Vagabond Child

The Man: All in all, a 100% successful trip. The Child: But we lost The Stranger. The Man: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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The Child, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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The Stranger: This should be illegal! The Child: It is.

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The Stranger: Are you sure The Child’s going to be able to handle that IKEA furniture? They’re not very good with technical stuff… The Man: Why are you worried? IKEA was never complicated; these days, it’s even easier! Everything’s color coded, numbered, and there’s even an assembly robot option to make it even easier for The Child, which we’ve obviously opted in for. All they need to do is press the clearly labeled ON button, scan the QR code on the front of the box, and it’ll take care of the rest. Even a monkey could do it! [ The Man’s phone rings ] The Child: Hey, so I’m at Lowes… The Stranger: … The Stranger: I should have gone with the monkey.

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The Man: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life. The Stranger: Please never become a surgeon.

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The Man: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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[ The Squad is on a hike ] The Stranger: It’s beautiful out here. The Child: And quiet. The Stranger: Too quiet. The Child: Did we lose someone? [ cut to The Man with a bear in a headlock ]

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The Child: Snow got me feeling some type of way. The Man: That's hypothermia. The Child: Damn, the paramedics told me it was the magic of Christmas.

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[ The Child is shopping with The Man ] The Child: Can I get a silenced pistol? The Man: If there’s one on sale.

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The Child: How does one turn their emotions off? The Stranger: Okay, so first go to settings. The Stranger: I'm a fucking idiot, I thought that said emojis at first. The Child: No, I'm still willing to try this, go ahead. I'm at settings, what do I do next?