#RIP chat

[thatincorrectquotegeneratorguy]

Why is bitch flagged as a bad word in the comments box despite it being in the quotes?

*distant sounds of funeral march played on a dollar store kazoo*

[deadeery]

VAMPIFIES YOUR PIRATES 🩸🩸🧛‍♂️💥

[rwsdarw]

was thinking abt monarch getting cataclysm-ed

[mari-cherri]

my take on what marinette’s doing right now.

come on girlies. this is the last 24 hours. do your duty and vote in the @catgirlgames 🫡

[edorazzi]

Page 10 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix's first night out is interrupted by Paris' most fabulous, flamboyant, feathered foe! You didn't think Mr. Pigeon's 700+ akumatization streak started out with Hawk Moth, did you?! 🪽✨

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[aziuuu]

SEASON 1!!!!

Omw to destroy them woooooo

[royalarchivist]

Bad: Make a chainsaw.

Bagi: [Laughing, sounding incredulous] A chainsaw? Yes!!!

Bad: Yeah, because chainsaws are broken.

Bagi: Yeah, I'll traumatize my brother. I think it's a nice idea. [...] Yeah, yesterday he killed me screaming, "Hey, little sis!" Now I have something to get my revenge.

Fit: I can't believe you two are siblings, though. That's crazy.

Bagi: Yeah, it's a long story, I think we should talk about that when we are back to the island.

Fit: Yeah, yeah yeah yeah, for sure.

Bagi: Yeah, a lot happened. But I think he's adopted.

Fit: Oh, you think?

Bagi: Yeah, he's too aggressive to be my brother.

Pac: [Looking down at his legs] ...Yeah, too much aggressive.

[ima-mezz]

Wait guys does this mean there are no longer any “just a guy”(s) on fable smp

They’re all a bit fucked up

[thekittyokat]

you ever just have a lot, a LOT of feelings all at once about a character and not even remotely enough words or brainpower to FORM the words to describe everything you're feeling. so it feels like you may explode. yeah

[mexreny]

fellas is it gay to trap your love interest (a millennia old demon) in a prison cell for three (3) days and come back each day to check in on how your little boyfriend is “paying his penance” for his sins whilst you’ve been possessed by a cunty evil force?

[svtskneecaps]

lukewarm take of the evening: y'all care too much about being ""outdated"". fellas this smp moves inhumanly fast. it is ok to CHILL holy shit CHILL. y'all are like "(posts BANGER ART) super late guys sorry" friend i am hitting you with a blanket i am snapping you with my metaphorical towel WHAT DO YOU MEAN SORRY. "(posts BANGER FIC) rip this is outdated now" WHO CARES???? I LOVE YOU, OK. ohhhh woe is us as the fandom at large for having MORE HAPPY PILLS ARC CONTENT oh no how outdated!! how could you be writing speculative fiction about how forever felt during happy pills :( slash SARCASM!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY BANGER ARCS, WHAT, YOU THINK WE'RE COMPLAINING????? FOR GETTING MORE OF THE CONTENT WE LOVED????? oh no we're past the period where everyone thought green gay ninjas were like Dead Dead, my work is now outdated and noncanon :( WDYM. GIMME. A BANGER IS A BANGER IDC IF IT TAKES THREE MONTHS. you think rome was built in a day?? fuck you, baltimore, GIMME. my ass has been cooking a goddamn backflipo family fic since july when it was ALREADY outdated do you think i fear god??? "oh no, you're making an edit of slime's (attempted) egg murdering spree?? how could you, that was months ago it's irrelevant" SAID NO ONE EVER.

save your wrists kidlings ok carpal tunnel is no joke. CHILL!!!!! CHILL!!!!!!!! TAKE YOUR TIME SHEEEEEESH OK LOVE YOU <3

[asytho]

[theymademesignup08]

akumatized villain: Give up Chat Noir! I have your girl!

Chat: She’s not my girl.

Villain: what?

Marinette, who isn’t dating him: what :(

Chat: She’s her own girl, she don’t belong to nobody.💅

[socksandbuttons]

TOTALLY SUPER IMPORTANT ASK

Can Lunar use the cable? If he can, can we see him fly 👀

Besides I uh... I think maybe they don't really need it anymore.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

OH NO GIANNI BROUGHT UP YOUR BLOG ON STREAM IM SORRY RIP BRAVE WARRIOR

This is a few days old now but

It did take me that long to work up the strength to actually watch the rest of the stream. Because I knew THAT PART was coming.

Out of all the things that could have played it was the “I will suck you off” one im going. To die.

[qcardhell]

im soooo normal (ME WHEN I LIE 🚫‼️🚫‼️🚫‼️‼️🚫‼️‼️🎉🚫🎉🚫🗣🚫🗣🗣🚫🎉🚫🎉🎉🚫🎉🚫🎉🚫🎉🎉🚫🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🚫😎😎🚫😎😎😎🚫😎😎😎🚫🚫😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁)

erm context below! ☝️☝️☝️

basically a friend (haiii if ur reading this!!!! haii) planted an idea into my head of like ☝️☝️☝️ they GO ON A DATE!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 it starts off with picard loses a bet and q is like okayyy well since u losssttt u can pay up by going on a little outing with me ^_^ and picard did lose fair and square so hes like Okay. I have some conditions tho. and q is like whaaatever but he sits there and waits for picard to list his conditions ans the conditions essentially boil down to like . pretty basic stuff ?? just setting boundaries ☝️ and he also tacks on a condition of limiting q power usage (partially a last ditch attempt to get him to give up partially out of curiosity if q will b diff at all without power usage) but q does not give a shit hes like OKAY!!! ^_^ SEE U LATER FOR OUR DAAAATE (very excited) (nothing is stopping this guy from getting his date with his fave balding old man ☝️☝️☝️). anywyas for the date they go to some . other planet and whatever and BASICALY this planet has a festival celebration thing everytime their three moons align STEREOTYPE FESTIVAL DATE LEAVE ME BE IM WEAK and YEAHH!!!! THEY HAAANG OUTTTT!!!!! 🎉🗣🗣🎉🗣🗣🎉🗣🎉🗣🎉‼️🗣‼️🗣‼️🗣‼️🗣🗣🗣🎉🎉🗣‼️THEY EAT GOOD FOOD AND WALK AROUND AND PLAY LITTLE GAMES AND WATCH THE MOONS ALIGN AND HAVE A GOOD TIME EVEN IF PICARD WONT ADMIT IT !!!!!!!! ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️🗣‼️🗣🗣‼️🗣‼️🗣‼️‼️🗣😁😁😁😁😁😁😁KICKING MY LEGS AND TWIRLING MY HAIR!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 BIG FAN OF THESE OLD MEN PERSONALLY ☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️