#RQ headcanons

[urfaveispara]

Blitzø from Helluva Boss is a zoophile for horses!

[unicornpopcorn14]

You know this scene?

And how it was played as a funny jab at Aku's starvation for approval?

Well, I think it portrays more condescension on Dazai's part than it seems...

Because Dazai touching Akutagawa might have been the reason he even fainted.

Akutagawa clearly agrees with Dazai when he points out his exhaustion, responding to his "You're at your limit, now, aren't you?" With "It doesn't matter".

Rashōmon could have been the only thing keeping Akutagawa standing at that moment.

Dazai could have been totally aware that that was the case.

And what he does? Nullify his ability right then and there. Seep what's left of his strength away. Before, and not after, he provides him the praise he oh-so-needs after so, so long.

I'm half certain Dazai wouldn't have given that compliment if he wasn't sure he'd turn his protege off that way. Never having to deal with the reaction, never having to handle the emotions that would result and stem because of him. Easier that way, isn't it?

And you know what? I don't even think Akutagawa heard him at that moment, else why would he still be adamant to win Dazai's approval after this scene?

[corvusphilia]

★ MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A CRUSH ON AN ALTERNATIVE PERSON

ok so my favorite haikyuu blog (which has been inactive for 3 years rip) had this "most (to least) likely" series going on and I loved it sooo here's me throwing my hat in the ring as well (and yes this is mainly because I'm goth LMAO)

ೃ⁀➷ KAGEYAMA: He has NO IDEA what alternative culture is and doesn't listen to the music, but for some reason the fashion really catches his eye. A total sucker for gigantic/extra eyeliner.

ೃ⁀➷ NISHINOYA: Look me in the eyes and tell me he doesn't drool at the mere mention of fishnets. The edgy music? Black clothes? Silver accessories? The whole ragged aesthetic? Sign him the fuck up.

ೃ⁀➷ KUROO: CEO of wanting a goth s/o. He finds it so hot it's not even funny. I'm already a zero-rizz-kuroo-truther but I feel like it's even worse if you dress like that. Deadass got this man on his knees going "PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE-"

ೃ⁀➷ KYOUTANI: MY BOYFRIENDDD shit got him blushing fr. I mean just look at him. You're gonna tell me he wouldn't LOVE someone that can match his freak? Ugh just... sharing rings and spiked bracelets with him... guys I'm about to pass out

ೃ⁀➷ TENDOU: Let's get this outta the way: he likes interesting people. If you can catch his eye from the way you dress alone then yeah, he's interested. Also, absolute outfit thief. But it's okay because he lets you do his makeup to match the clothes he stole from you.

ೃ⁀➷ SEMI: This guy is in a BAND be for real. All he wants in life is an alt baddie to impress with his guitar skills. Also dare I say he'd look real cute with black lipstick marks all over.

ೃ⁀➷ SUNA: Again. Do I have to say anything. Look at this motherfucker. Yk what I'm going to be quiet because everything I have to say would regress feminism several decades you guys can figure it out yourselves

ೃ⁀➷ ATSUMU & OSAMU: They canonically have/had/whatever a crush on Saeko (which honestly who doesn't). Like there's just something about people who look like they could beat their ass that they really like for some reason. the miyans are bottoms in this essay I will

honorary mentions i don't have an explanation for i just know it in my bones: kei tsukishima, taketora yamamoto, kozume kenma, morisuke yaku (might as well just say the entire nekoma team at this point fr), hajime iwaizumi, akinori konoha, kourai hoshiumi

[inkyindigo]

alex's headcanon for the admiral being a messed up looking scrunkly cat possibly missing an eye is just making me think of him in season 3 cuddling up to jon, who's also been injured several times....two messed up scarred boys snuggling each other......🥺

[incorrectstevesagaquotes]

I used a headcanon generator and thought you were the correct person to send this to

[ID: 9 screenshots taken from Character Headcanon Generator. Each screenshot presents a different headcanon created for Sabre, the character inserted into the generator. The generated headcanons are:

Sabre is smart but also very stupid.

Sabre will go feral. Watch out.

Sabre speaks only in meme references.

Sabre needs a nightlight to sleep.

Sabre knows the lyrics of Let It Go by heart.

Sabre cries while watching disney movies.

Sabre almost drank the lethal dosage of caffeine once.

Sabre reads wattpad.

Sabre had an emo phase.

End ID.]

These are hilarious and the Wattpad headcanon made me scream. Thank you so much for sharing!

[painted-bees]

babes, wake up, Saint Motel just dropped a new bop

[foggythefandomgremlin]

I told my therapist that I got neurodivergent vibes from Sabre and she said she did aswell

NEURODIVERGENT SABRE IS THERAPIST APPROVED

[thesupernaturalhouse]

Listen okay, all I'm saying is that Husk should be a father figure

Al and Lucifer are arguing over whether or not their Charlie's dad meanwhile Husk is overthere making some fruity drink he would never make...but learned overnight because Charlie said it was her favorite

It's a bonus that Angle likes it to

[your-fave-is-radqueer]

Squirrelflight is a transfem transconsang siscon

request by anon

[illusion-reality-steve]

Elemental plays Pikmin, but instead of actually playing the game, he just stares at the little guys because they have leaves or flowers stems on their heads

And after he just has the video "1 hour of silence occasionally interrupted by Pikmin" on repeat and he has the giggly smile every time.

And Time Steve is just confused

Yes, this would absolutely happen!

This also happens when he plays Gourdlets. When he does work on the computer, he would leave Gourdlets on idly in the background :)

Honestly, I don't think Time Steve would feel confused. Although he personally doesn't play them (he's the speedrunner type), he understands the appeal of idle/watching games.

Thanks for the ask!

[active-mind-15]

Me: [opens door] Akashi sleeps curled up on his side like a lil kitty [slams door]

[urfaveispara]

Chilchuck Tims from Dungeon Meshi / Delicious in Dungeon is a shota and transAAM! 💙🪽

[puppetmaster13u]

I have so much temptation for Jason in the Dies Irae Au to meet Fright Knight. There is so much temptation to write them meeting in general.

Also remind me to ramble more about this au later, and to finish the in-universe memes I've been working on lol

[alastyr-not-alastair]

Sabre often uses weird insults which totally aren’t a reference to the real word

This only gets worse once he meets galaxy steve, who has a very vague understanding of the things that Sabre is saying and encourages it

[overlysour]

Hi there!! For your event, may I ask for Xiao w/ ghost reader? Like, I’m pretty sure he can see ghosts (since he saw that girl that traveler saw?..) so it’d be cool to see!

Xiao with a ghost s/o

-Xiao & ghosts are an interesting combo, I at first wondered if he had anything to do with them (like exorcising) but from a bit of research, i can say no.

-Now, for Xiao, he will immediately know you’re a ghost. You don’t need some dramatic thing to catch his attention because he’ll sense you’re there (that or Verr informed him you’d be around).

-I’d imagine he ignores you whether you try to socialise with him or not, seeing as he spends a lot of time fighting demons.

-If you follow him around, he won’t really say anything, he might spare a few judging looks but will eventually get used to a ghost not far behind him on most days.

-May eventually answer a question of yours, something along the lines of ‘what’s your name’ then very slowly open up to you.

-You may be a ghost, meaning you cannot die again, but that doesn’t mean he’s jumping at the chance to be friends.

-He will come to appreciate you over time though, subtly engaging in small talk over time.

-Now, I’m not entirely sure if you can touch ghosts but I have seen people say they have felt ghosts touch them or bumped into ghosts. I myself have mixed feelings on the idea of ghosts so I’m not an expert, bare with me!!

-So, going on the idea that ghosts can touch/be touched, he may not mind if you place a hand on his back whilst he’s gazing up at the sky during nighttime.

-If you tell him you like flowers or nature in general, he may just take a trip to a lovely field and sit on a nice rock with you, you never know..

-Actually doesn’t really mind that you’re not human, seeing as he too isn’t and there’s a bunch of things that you can bond over.

-Will avoid Hu Tao at all costs if you’re with him, he isn’t looking for her to tease him about having a soft-spot for a certain undead or to offer to take you into the afterlife.

-He isn’t trying to be selfish or anything by not wanting you to accept the other, he’s quite sure you would’ve gone to the afterlife already if you wished to.. But he grows to like you, not exactly stating so but showing it by engaging in chats and paying more attention to you.

-Pretty unsociable so whether you are too or not, you’ll probably find yourself gazing at nothing in a comfortable silence.

-Isn’t thinking about relationships nor does he notice whether he grows romantic feelings for you, seeing as he’s never experienced such feelings to know of them for himself.

-He does eventually get it, much like a child in the way he discovers the feelings.

-He has observed married couples over the years for a few seconds, checking over Liyue and silently wondering if that was a silly thing to do, devote your life to another who has done so little for you.

-But he slowly gets it, wondering if it’s a possibility for him to ask you about these feelings or whether they’re just silly emotions.

-Eventually goes to Zhongli privately, asking about these feelings and what to do.

-It confuses Xiao, in all honesty, the revelation of how it works and the fact it’s natural for any species giving him comfort despite the confusion.

-He’s awkward, if you’re flirty or teasing he will go bright red before huffing and putting his mask back on.

-If you’re awkward too then… well, you’re probably both gonna dance around the subject until you can no longer.

-Asks you out rather formally either way, a tint of red on hai cheeks as he speaks, crossing his arms as if he didn’t care of your answer.

-You saying yes almost knocks the life out of him (well, you can be ghosts together..?).

-Not one for physical touch but will indulge you if you wish for some, since you’ve probably not touched anyone or had any touch you in ages, being a ghost and all..

-Enjoys knowing there’s someone close to him that’s immortal too, unlike the many hundred years he spent alone.

-Is rather sweet, won’t have arguments with you for multiple reasons, one of which being that he’s had enough violence in his life & only wishes for you to be okay.

-These hcs honestly aren’t very Halloween-like but yea that’s it 😭

Halloween masterlist

[charcadett]

Hi!! I was wondering if I could request a grusha x sick!reader hcs? Thank you!!! ^^ -🦀

YESSS sick fics are my bread and butter. I am so happy to do this one. Ohhhh to be taken care of by blorbos… a need above all others.

Grusha Taking Care Of Sick S/O

- Glaseado Mountain is cold and wet. Getting sick, especially if your immune system isn’t the best, is inevitable. It’s only a cold, nothing life-threatening, only a nuisance. You’re exhausted, your nose clogged, and you’re going through an entire box of tissues per day. It’s nothing you haven’t dealt with before. Despite this, Grusha is acting like you're seconds from death’s door.

- You won’t be getting up for anything, not on Grusha’s watch. Rest takes priority. Anything you could ever need can be brought to you while you’re in bed. You’re hungry? Grusha is on his way with borscht, the only soup he knows how to make. You’re thirsty? He’s already got a glass of water and a mug of hot tea on the end table. The only way you can hope to get out of that room is to go to the bathroom. Even then, though you’re 95% sure he was joking, Grusha offers to bring you a bucket.

- Grusha is no nurse. His knowledge of how to help is based on what his parents did for him as a kid. He’ll sit by your bedside, scrolling on his Rotom phone while he asks you what your symptoms are. At one point, you might hear him on the phone with his mother getting more soup recipes so you’re not eating one thing for the next week. Still, he tries as hard as he possibly can, which may come off as overbearing as it is endearing.

- He’s worried about you. So, incredibly worried. Some nights he can't sleep because he’s terrified when he wakes up, you’ll be gone. It’s completely irrational, and no matter how many times he tells himself you’ll be fine, he can’t get it out of his head. Grusha tries not to bother you the first night. Come the second, he can’t stand it anymore. Quietly as he can, he slips under the covers with you and pulls you against his chest. Though you can feel his tears against your neck, you don’t say anything. You simply wrap your arms around him and hold him as close to you as you can.

- It never crosses Grusha’s mind that he could catch your cold. He’s so focused on nursing you back to health, he completely forgets how germs work. As soon as you get better, Grusha is completely incapacitated with the same symptoms you had. Is this an opportunity to dote on him, or perhaps give him a taste of his own fussy medicine? That decision is up to you. Either way, your beloved boyfriend will be complaining. Fond complaining is still complaining.