#bsd hc

[i-eat-mold]

[thewritetofreespeech]

Could I request Dazai, Kunikida, and Fukuzawa finding out their lover likes being spanked?

Dazai is not surprised.

He always knew there was something kinky going on in that little noodle, and he is happy to oblige.

He would prefer to spank his partner with them on all fours or face down in the mattress.

Dazai hopes this will inspire more kinky stuff, but this is fine for now.

It’s a surprise for Kunikida, but not an unpleasant one.

Likely it started as an accident. Him patting their butt in the kitchen to move or just tapping them during sex and finding out they enjoy it.

He would prefer light, gentle touches. Keeping an eye on their face to see if he actually hurt them.

They don’t incorporate it often so when they do ask or it happens, Kunikida still blushes.

Fukuzawa is surprised by the boldness of their request, but proud that they told him.

He has been around longer than the others, so explored quite a few things. This is not new for him.

He prefers to spank them with something. A rod or a paddle. The reason being is that his hands are for comfort & love, and the strikes are for dominating.

Fukuzawa wouldn’t tell them this but it turns him on seeing the pucker on their skin, or how sensitive it is, after a particularly hard session.

[octagava]

Headcanon time, because of course, I need to ramble.

Dazai's hair was black during his time in the Port Mafia, but not because it was his natural color. It was a reflection of his own neglect. He didn’t take care of himself, rarely going outside during the day, and when he did, it was only in dark alleys. His hair was greasy, unwashed, and full of dirt, sticking to his scalp. God knows how much old dried blood remained in it as well...

It was only after leaving the Mafia that he began somewhat caring for himself, even if only a little bit. He still struggled with it (God knows depression was hard on him), but it was still better than his days in the PM. It was an improvement. Over time, his hair actually grew quite healthy, regaining its softness. The black color was gone, replaced by a warm shade of brown, and his curls regained their natural bounce, framing his face.

He actually looked healthy.

[blindblossom]

I love the 22!Soukoku dynamic in canon because every interaction they have is like:

Dazai: Ughhh Chuuya is so annoying, why won’t he leave me alone (hasn’t actually talked to Chuuya in 4 years)

Chuuya: Ughhh what the fuck now, I bet it’s Dazai’s fault (Dazai is nowhere nearby or involved in the scene)

[unicornpopcorn14]

Do you ever stop and think of how Chuuya's life before the PM was one of constant violence and brutality?

And how he might have been touch-averse early on in his life for how every touch he's known was vicious and barbaric?

Do you ever think about how this might be Chuuya's first experience of actual, gentle touch since he'd been picked up by the sheep??

Do you ever consider that the reason he looks so shocked aside from his ability getting swept away, is because this isn't a chokehold or a preparation to attack, but a mere hold?

Do you ever think about how No Longer Human might have taught him that gentle touch can be just as powerful as violent ones??

Oh, by the way,

Do you ever stop and consider that the reason Chuuya was reeling every time him and Dazai closed proximity isn't only because he doesn't stand Dazai but also because he absolutely hates the contact?

Do you ever think of how Dazai might have known how much Chuuya wasn't used to gentle touch and tormented him by doing shit like this just so he can see Chuuya's visceral reactions every time?

Do you ever imagine Chuuya trying to get used to gentle touch and even try to initiate some as payback?

And how he's come to appreciate and embrace it by doing so?

[xlillyle]

I'm really in love with the idea of teen SKK falling for each other in mundane moments because the world they live in is so crazy and filled with violence and death that when Dazai breaks into Chuuya's apartment on their day off and finds him finishing cooking his favorite crab meal he can't help but feel like struck by lightning as he stares at the two plates that Chuuya already put out.

But the craziest thing is how while he is surprised by the fuzzy feelings, they don't feel unfamiliar.

Not in the way that he was in love before, he wasn't, but because it feels so normal to look at Chuuya and be filled with warmth and smiling like an idiot.

(Obviously, he has to complain about there not being enough crab and the slug's table being chibi-sized to make up for it.)

But Chuuya isn't any better even if it takes him a little longer, he feels even more ridiculous with it because there shouldn't be anything endearing about waking up next to the damn mackerel in his own bed when he went to sleep alone last night.

And yet he knows that he still had his work clothes and shoes on, but Chuuya is only wearing socks and not his coat anymore and his blanket is put over him so that he isn't freezing and he thinks suddenly that maybe he could get used to this.

The thought hits him like a train and he sits up in shock and while it's stunning him, it also feels like he is reading an old book he forgot in the back of his shelf.

The feelings flooding through his veins aren't new, he couldn't say when they became so familiar, but they feel as natural as the blood within him.

(Obviously, he has to kick Dazai out of his bed and yell at him.)

I just love the idea that they both fell for each other silently and got so used to loving each other that it was as natural as breathing to them, but it sneaked up on them one day in an innocent moment of idyllic domesticity in this violence-filled world they are navigating through.

[thelesbododo]

I recognize bsd is fucking insane and anything is possible but realistically Dazai would have scars whether you hc he cuts or not

The man has been shot on multiple occasions, (Chuuys shooting him in Meursault, that scene where he gets betrayed, when oda finds him on his doorstep for the first time and any I'm forgetting/unaware of if they exist)

Not to mention he was in the mafia and definitely got injured during missions

Plus, whatever surgical scars he got from either Mori or Yosano

Oh, and any injuries he sustained from Ada missions, too

And even though he said he didn't like pain, we don't know if all of his suicide methods were all that painless

I also want to say that scene in Dead apple where dazai gets stabbed in the back (literally) but I can't remember if that was a knife or a needle and I'm too tired to look it up

All of this and whatever other occasions I may have missed would result in at least a little scarring

[flyolai-brainrot]

akutagawa who is always on night missions cause he doesn't know how to take a break

and

atsushi who is always aimlessly wondering around at night cause he feels so restless and out of place

they begin to constantly run into each other and what begins as squabbles and accusing the other of stalking

turns into late night hang/vent sessions

atsushi would bring akutagawa something to help him relax after a mission

maybe his favorite snack

and akutagawa would at times share his coat, cause atsushi never knows how to dress for the cold of the night

they'd act like they never hung out when they'd run into each other during the day though

the night was sacred and it was only for them two, where they could put aside everything and just be vulnerable in the same space

[bandaidmackerel]

Here are some of my skk hc

Dazai helped chuuya learn how to read

Chuuya has dyslexia

Chuuya's love language is either touch or gifts

Dazai's love language is acts of service

Dazai doesn't know how to ride a bike

Dazai loves to ride with Chuuya on Chuuya's motorcycle

Chuuya helps Dazai wrap himself, Dazai at first always insists he can do it himself and Chuuya's like fine then and walks away and then Dazai comes up to Chuuya with puppy eyes asking for help

[bsd-headcanons]

akutagawa is mute due to his neck injury and uses Rashoumon to sign

Thanks for your submission!

[tulipe-rose]

I hc that fem Chūya, and Dazai are at least 5 centimeters taller than their male counterparts in 15.

I think fem Dazai would grow up to be 175 cms or something, and Chūya would stop at 158 cms. They keep their scary height difference because it's entertaining.

Females hit their growth spurts earlier than most males, and they ultimately stop growing at the age of 18 or even before that. Men stop growing at around 21, which means that Chūya might've grown a millimeter or so while Dazai was gone.

[i-eat-mold]

i just drank half a bottle of wine and i can’t stop thinking about how chuuya would’ve felt about dazai, seeing him after 4 years. like yeah this bastard betrayed you and your relationship of several years and also your whole organization with no word and no goodbye. yeah that must’ve sucked. you must hate the guy. you must be feeling angry and hurt and full of grief. but also, you’ve seen him again after four years and there is light in his eyes. last time you saw him his eyes were completely empty and he wouldn’t stop trying to kill himself. he was so obviously miserable and stuck in a cicle of constant abuse. and you’re angry at him for leaving you behind, but you’ve just seen him and you can see both his eyes, there’s a glow in them, hes gained some color in both his skin and his clothes. he has found a family that isn’t based on abuse or fear. yeah, you’re angry, you feel left, you feel hurt, but you also know that this is the best thing that could’ve happened to him, so can you blame him? it must feel strange to have such a conflict within yourself, between hating him and feeling betrayed by him but also being understanding and happy for him

[thewritetofreespeech]

headcanons for chuuya (or kunikida) with a reader who's deadset on taking care of/doting on him? (feel free to take it in any direction youd like, sexual or not)

Chuuya pretends not to like it, and in the beginning he actually doesn’t, but he loves it.

Initially it was annoying having someone dote on him or constantly asking him if he was ok or if he needed anything.

He’s not a child and he doesn’t need anyone to take care of him.

But, needing someone to take care of you and having someone to take care of you are two different things.

He starts to just let them do it and Chuuya starts to realize that it’s not so bad having someone look out for him for a change. Take a little off his plate.

He’s eating a lot more since someone will cook for him. The apartment is tidier. He’s sleeping a lot better.

To his astonishment Chuuya is also a lot calmer these days. Maybe with less stress he has actually figured out how to balance and not blow up at every little thing.

Chuuya starts to realize that being taken care of isn’t childish and that he does need the attention sometimes.

He is always appreciative of his partner’s efforts but goes regress a little when they are busy with other things and can’t give him attention. More just pouting and snapping at other people, like a puppy that’s been put in time-out.

[octagava]

I LOVE YOUR AU SO MUCH!!! It's actually so amazing, and I love the designs you've made of them! I'm so happy for Yosano, that she got a better life here D: But I've been wondering about Odasaku, is he alive here? Since Kyouka took his place?

Awh thank you <333

I'm so glad people enjoy it as much as I do! :D

But to answer your question:

Bro's as good as dead, haha

Sorry, I have a semi headcanon that in every universe where Oda meets Dazai, he dies, except in Beast.

It's a semi-headcanon because I like to think that in the universes where Dazai never met him (Beast Dazai couldn't see Oda in universes where they never crossed paths, so he wouldn’t know Oda’s fate to begin with), Oda actually survives. Whether his life is good or not depends on the universe. There is something sad about Dazai being Oda’s death flag, especially since they both care about each other.

[blindblossom]

No but imagine how awkward the return trip from Mersault is gonna be

Chuuya:

Dazai:

C: so we are destined to WHAT

D: not telling~

C: TELL ME

D: I would have, but you shoot me 🤷

C: It was your plan?! And I apologized?!!

D: ♡

C:

D:

C: so we are des—

Sigma: oh my GOD💀

[xlillyle]

Married SKK hc where Dazai wants to stay up until Chuuya comes home, but even their couch is so stupidly comfy that he ends up falling asleep (he sleeps so much more since he is with Chuuya).

So Chuuya comes home to his husband curled up like a cat on said couch and his chest fills with warmth as he picks Dazai bridal-style up and murmurs, “Stupid mackerel, why didn’t you go to our bed.”

And Dazai wakes up, but is sleepy and Chuuya’s arms are warm, so he just wiggles closer to him in his arms and nuzzles his face into the crook of his neck. “Chibi’s the stupid one, I can’t sleep without my ugly slug.”

And Chuuya snorts and rolls his eyes as he carries Dazai to their bedroom, asking, “And what were you doing just now, dumbass?” Dazai is too fuzzy and sleepy to keep up their bickering; instead a soft “Waiting for Chuuya.” slips out.

And Chuuya smiles just as softly and presses a kiss on Dazai’s forehead. “I’m here now.”