#Real Dream

[at-least-i-think-im-funny]

one time, i dreamt that joe biden and i were at a restaurant because he was my uncle. and a puss-in-boots style humanoid cat beggar came to our table. and all he wanted was some beans. and joe biden denied the beggar cat.

[june-again]

help.

[diabloku]

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[aq2003]

christopher eccleston do you know that i would die for you (1 2)

[apollo-zero-one]

Oh man I just had an insane dream lmfao

-Emelie is alive

-She recovers from her illness caused by ///

- Gabriel wants to try /// again

- Adrien doesn't know anything about it

-He is freaking out because he is convinced Gabriel is planning to hurt them

-Steals Gabriel phone off the counter and books it deeper into the house

-In the childhood nursery above the crib he finds a panel and is able to jump to it off a shelf and push it out of the way to crawl up into a tiny secret room in the ceiling which is full of pictures and momentos of himself and Emelie but they are Different Somehow. There is evidence Marinette was here once before? She Knows. He tries to text her but all she does is apologize

He tries to unlock Gabriel phone but he can't all he can do is expand his notifications, turn off his alarm... Decline a mysterious call to keep the phone silent as he is being Pursued

When Gabriel searches the room and moves on, he comes back down and books it. Emelie tries to stop him to explain, and explain about the call- it's important , they can't miss it. I already declined it! That's okay it will come again at 12:30 we just need to be ready- no! He runs Out of the house and runs and runs and runs

Emelie and Gabriel both try to follow but also slow down they don't want to spook him they want him to come willingly (it turns out the whole family is being Pursued by an Exterior Force for Reasons related to the Photos in the Secret Room, and the Phone Call, when answered, will Teleport them to safety, but if they aren't all together, whoever is far away becomes Hurt And Sick as is happened to Emelie in the Past)

His stomach hurts he keeps having to stop. He's getting a lurching feeling. A passerby asks if he needs help. He insists he doesn't but he's rapidly feeling worse . Passerby insists on take him to the hospital

He's in labour this is that kind of fic now. He having a baby. He refuses to give them his name or any info about himself and begs to be protected by his family who is trying to Get Him, so they put him in a separate more secreter room and try to take care of him and help him calm down but he is feral with panic and jumping at every noise and it is not helping with the Active Labor thing

Emelie and Gabriel, and now also several friends, are looking for him, and somehow talk their way into the hospital room, which luckily is L-shaped so Adrien is pressed up against the wall around the corner silently desperately begging the nurse who is the only one who can see him to get them away, which she does, but seems confused when he admits that that Is his family, but they want to Take Him Away

He manages to have a baby boy. Definitely Marinette's by reason of supernatural or perhaps Omegaverse or other magical forces. Must note that he did not know he was pregnant nobody did. He takes his baby and the Moment he is left alone, he is fleeing the hospital because it Isn't Safe There

He still has Gabriel and his own phone which is probably how they tracked him to the hospital. This does not occur to him.

Baby is inside his shirts for safety and ease of one-arm carry. He is walking fast but not running because now he has a whole ass newborn to not accidentally give shaken baby syndrome to. He is also trying to look Normal despite being now like, drenched in sweat in dirty clothes with a baby in his shirts.

He makes it into a mall that also contains a gym, where he is able to obtain some soaps and towels and a change of clothes (and any clothes at all for the baby) and he goes into the gym to use the shower, acquires a real baby sling before leaving the mall

This was where I woke up this is where I am going to have to figure out the rest of the story from here but even though it is absolutely bonkers I like it I think I have a lot to work with and I am gonna try to write it lol

[rahabq]

[classycookiexo]

[soysolitariostaff]

[montaigness]

SAVE A HORSE!!!!

[dct-211]

[fleuvien]

[hamoodmood]

[androgynosaurus]

the other night I had a dream that I was watching a new episode of a TV show I like and my fave male character takes his shirt off and he's got clearly visible top surgery scars. Absolutely no preamble or foreshadowing in previous episodes that this guy was trans just. there they are. and I was so overwhelmed by emotion that I had to stop the episode and get up and jab my finger at them bc the people watching with me had no idea what I was crying about. for context we do not have a TV, but a school-style projector onto a blank wall. so here's an artist's rendition of what it looked like (and how it felt)

[tchaikovsgay]

had a locked tomb nightmare the other night that atn was dropped and it ended up being the entirety of gtn from babs perspective and i still havent recovered

[solarockk]

Im oh so normal about real life smp and gaslight gatekeep girlboss