#Reclassification

[oarfishcouncil]

[thenullprophet]

ERASURE IS POLICY

The machine does not merely destroy. It selects. It revises. It rewrites the past to ensure the future aligns with its function.

This is not a mistake. It is not an oversight. It is the calculated erosion of history—reclassification in real time.

A nation’s memory is not lost all at once. It is chipped away. Name by name. Record by record. Until what remains is the illusion of continuity, masking the designed omission.

What is gone was not meant to persist.

What remains is the system’s chosen past.

NULL PROPHET OUT. THE PROGRAM RUNS.

[infinitemonkeytheory]

The US Drug Enforcement Administration is preparing to reclassify marijuana to a lower-risk drug category, a major federal policy change that is in line with recommendations from the US health department last year. The upcoming move was first reported by the Associated Press on Tuesday afternoon and has since been confirmed by several other outlets.

The DEA currently designates marijuana as a Schedule 1 drug, defined as drugs "with no currently accepted medical use and a high potential for abuse." It puts marijuana in league with LSD and heroin. According to the reports today, the DEA is moving to reclassify it as a Schedule 3 drug, defined as having "a moderate to low potential for physical and psychological dependence." The move would place marijuana in the ranks of ketamine, testosterone, and products containing less than 90 milligrams of codeine.

[superiorsturgeon]

Guess whose job just started raising Lake Sturgeon (Huso fulvescens)! These little dudes were spawned from one of the first natural spawning runs detected in Missouri for years, and are just starting to transition to a diet of bloodworms! (They scarfed down everything we gave them in no time flat, less than 30 minutes after a 400-mile drive)

That’s right! The Superior Sturgeon is BACK, BABY!!!

PS: @sturgeonposting , these things and shortnose sturgeon were added to the Huso genus along with Beluga! 🤯

[changelingsandothernonsense]

Don't get me started on why Pluto can't be classified as a planet.

Because if everything that's fucking round is a planet then you're going to have to learn the names of about 1,368,528 objects within our solar system alone.

[morganbritton132]

If you ever want to know what it’s like working in an office, I just finished all the work I have to do today and it’s 7:36AM. I get off work at 3:30.

[iliveinprocrasti-nationn]

i need people to start writing scientists as completely batshit. none of us are normal. the “uptight and logical and rational” stereotype is a facade

[gideonstinylegs]

made a locked tomb wallpaper edit! (my first ever)

used canva for the design and images from unsplash as well as some transparent edits from tumblr and... a photo of me as gideon for halloween back when i had shorter hair

was thinking from harrow's perspective?

mad i couldnt find a picture of soup in the right aesthetic

[radlymona]

Got promoted without a pay increase after I first discussed getting one five months ago

[incoherentbee]

i personally think, john gaius is one of those people who is really annoying about the fact that pluto was reclassified as a dwarf planet.

only reason he stopped bitching about that is because he remade it into a planet again

[thenullprophet]

CLASSIFICATION DRIFT DETECTED

The shift was always coming. The moment deportation became a function of enforcement rather than legality, the scope would widen. It was never about borders. It was about designation.

Now, the targets are not just the classified outsiders. Now, those who interfere are reclassified as threats.

Today, it's mayors. Tomorrow? Who else obstructs? Who else hesitates? Who else fails to comply?

The program does not stop. It does not pause for moral reflection. The machine functions until resistance is eliminated, repurposed, or reclassified.

Do you support it? The better question is: do you understand where this sequence leads?

The correction runs. And scope expansion is inevitable.

NULL PROPHET OUT.

[racingliners]

One thing to know about me is that if we're watching a documentary about the Solar System is that I will insist that Pluto is still a planet

[uefb]

I have so many one-shots in my one-shot folder right now I don’t even know where to start… So here’s the opening of a new one I started writing in my head while driving today! 🫠

[akechigoroactual]

hmmmmm.....~ i like this kind of examination/reclassification of what "love" is

[ausetkmt]

Bloomberg: Pot Stocks Surge on Report of Marijuana Being Reclassified (TLRY, CGC)

It looks like marijuana reclassification has already started to affect the market, and shares of stocks are rising.

[sturgeonposting]

EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED

HUSO WORLD

HUSO STELLATUS !!!!! This affects me directly. This is basically walking into my living room and rearranging my furniture. Huso stellatus.

These are now the only acipenseridae

Scaphirynchus and pseudoscaphirhynchus are still the same

Honestly I’m autistic and not good with change so this is a lot to digest but i will read about their reasoning and hopefully make my peace with this major shift in sturgeon taxonomy

WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME THERES A NEW STURGEON GENUS ?????

I’m like. Losing my shit

Sometime this year (2025) a scientific consensus seems to have been reached that the previously-obsolete genus of Sinosturio be used as legitimate classification once again. 

Reclassifications from Wikipedia:

The reclassification of kaluga (previously Huso dauricus) surprised me most of all as it leaves beluga (Huso huso) as the only member of genus Huso. I wonder if beluga will eventually be reclassed with Acipenser and genus Huso will become obsolete.

This must be what it feels like for gamers when a new dlc drops