Really looking forward to finally bringing the man, the legend, Ry☆ up in therapy next session. Like, are you really telling me I get to talk about the fucking grip he had on me for like 7-8 years and tell my therapist about how I maintained the hobby of literally categorising 95% of his online presence across multiple blogs and different social media; created a virtual closet based on the stuff he'd sometimes wear (down to the price shipping options overseas) as well as a catalogue of all his roles in stage plays and a video archive of his time as radio host. Like, why am I even paying to get diagnosed at this point. Ry☆ has had the answer all along, the bitch (affectionate)
"we want more protagonists making flawed decisions!!" no the fuck you don't you guys can't even handle aziraphale without convincing yourselves he was drugged
"Alright, let's do this one last time. My name is Tyler Hernández. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for the last two months, I've been the one and only Spiderman."
Needy dom Tighnari who gives you soft lingering touches such as running his fingers up and down your thigh while you talk to someone across the table.
Needy dom Tighnari who craves your attention and touch, whispers to your ear about how much he wants or, rather, needs you.
Needy dom Tighnari who pushes you on any nearby surface as soon as you both get home, has his cock aching due to the tightness of the jogging pants he is wearing.
Needy dom Tighnari who hurriedly gets you out of your clothes, his hands roaming around your body as if he were making sure that no place goes untouched.
Needy dom Tighnari who whimpers and grunts while fucking into you, leaning impossibly closer to your body, your back pressed against his chest, allowing him to whisper filthy things into your ear.
Needy dom Tighnari whose thrusts become sloppy when he's close, his thighs twitching and his cock pulsating inside of you.
Needy dom Tighnari who stays inside of you for a while after cumming, cockwarming you.
You must be pretty crazy to throw a stuffed animal at him…
Not exactly a fic…
My ass deleted the question on accident and I swear to FUCKING SEVEN—
Love you Ry-Ry @ryker-writes
Ace Trappola
“Yo, [Reader]! Did you get the answer for numbe—MMHAP?! HEY IF YOU HIT ME, I GET PERMISSION TO HIT YOU BACK HARDER YOU LITTLE SH—
Spoiler alert: you beat his ass into the ground. He’s a tiny bit mad he got beaten with a crab plush…Oh well.
Jack Howl
“Hey, I was wondering if you could study with me in Sava-PWAP! ….Why did you do that for?”
He’s a very confused boy when you just all of a sudden hit him. He won’t hit back though, he’s too much of a gentleman. Well, unless you ask him to.
Jamil Viper
“Hey, I heard from Kalim that you wanted to see me for so-BHAP!WHAT THE FUCK?! ….You really want to do this huh?”
He’s startled at first but then literally gives you a death stare. You end up trying to fight him off when he tries to suffocate you with a pillow
Epel Feimer
“Hi…I’m running from Rook and Vil after I told Vil his lipstick was ugly today. Can I hide her—KADONK! OI?! YER ARSE IS GONNA GET HANDED TO YA PRETTY SOON—!”
Fight fight fight! You two make a whole war in the room, being dramatic when you get hit by him! Grim is tackling for cover as soon as he hears a pillow being thrown
Rook Hunt
“Mon trickster! I have a lovely surprise for y—BOING! Oh my! How the hunter becomes the hunted! It’s it my turn now trickster!”
Snipes you with perfect accuracy. Like…Perfect headshot. You ended up getting hit by a seagull plush. Au revoir scuttle
god, fuck, the free use n somno thoughts are making me sooo needy rn
need to be stuffed with someone's cock while I'm talking to them, or while I'm on my phone, just casual fucking while I do something, or while i infodump, keep fucking me till i'm sleepy, i'll doze off on your cock, but that's okay, you can keep going, wanna be woken up to a good breeding, wake me up by filling me up, cum in me over and over