#SAVE THIS MAN

[lovethatmakingcoffee]

Help him.

I’m surprised no one has done this meme yet

[rocksandmirrors]

for the two anons asking more of Steve and his sack: i see you. i love you.

bonus with the twins:

[blu-sc0ut-rul3z]

Guys I got hit with a ADHD frequency thing and I can't think

Help, PLEASE. ITS TOO QUIET..

[seraphim-seeker]

Bro is going through it

I kinda feel bad for Isami bro is just stuck with this Dramatic over the top Sentient Robot and also having to pretty much save the world with his and said robot knows his name despite him not knowing the robot

[rheasbrvtality]

paul heyman is truly fighting for his life 😭😭

[freakywonbin]

just Renjun being loved (mostly mark)🫶🫶🫶

[mr-stottlemonk]

😭😭 leland says no SO VERY OFTEN on monk's behalf. how many times has he gone straight up, "yeahhh, no, my husband-boyfriend is not doing that for you" but ends up being tagged along when monk says yes anyway :D.

[chellenater]

Good. God. #bitingmyknuckles 🤤🤤🤤

[probatiostudies]

no way wilbur is showing up today the man got social anxiety at the last event which we initially thought was just going to be for the investigative unit what’s he going to do today when everybody intends to be on????

[basilbots]

ufhcfj that ask about lunara vs lord Eclipse obviously has me thinking about Apellon's chances and h m. I think MAYBE, if he could recognize Lunara had a star quickly enough to try to kick him out? But otherwise 8'D grandpa is gonna end up as paste

GRANDPA!!! GRANDPA NO!!!

[iwantflyingpigs]

okay so not to be annoying but

HOW TF KAZUI IS GETTING "GUILTY" VOTED

like guys? guys!!

sure you can vote however the way you want with your own reasons and all that but we saw the same thing right? RIGHT?

especially to the people out there who voted "innocent" for Mu and Kotoko the first round but now voting Kazui "guilty" ... sleep with one eye open (for legal purposes this is only a joke)

[milfboyhaloo]

forever looking at a photo of richas ☹️ idk what he's saying, but it sounds so sad

[burned-lariat]

Chase, you got Willow flowers? Why? Don't you have any self-respect?

[iambeees]

*zoning back into a fnaf lore video*

hhhhhhhhhsssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnaaaaaaafreddyyyyyyyyyywhattttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttwait wtf is going on who is that who is that WHO IS-

[fermentedgutz]

visitation

wouldn’t it be funny if ford was able to visit bill at his intergalactic, therapeutic, meet-you-on-the-other-side-and-it’s-not-heaven-or-hell-but-a-third-evil-thing prison

[evermoreal]

price would be strangely possessive over his assistant.

referring to her as things that really aren’t work appropriate at all. “swee’eart,” “dolly,” “sugar.” once, a “baby” slipped through his teeth, but he was switching the subject before she could really catch on.

it’s hard to pinpoint exactly when it was he started tacking “my” in front of his pet names. “my angel,” “my love.”

even when she wasn’t in the room — it was impossible to know he was talking about a colleague with the way he spoke about her. “my woman’s always on my case abou’ shit like that — cholesterol levels, sugar intake. fuckin’ bullshit, but i do it to make ‘er happy.” or “can’t stay long, lads — got my lady waitin’ on me.”

in the summer months, her skirts get a bit shorter and her tops a bit tighter. he doesn’t blame her, the AC is shit and the heat can be suffocating. what does bother him, though, is the way his men ogle her as they stroll past her desk. how they’re coming up with excuses to visit her throughout the day.

it’s an easy enough fix. “why don’t ye come work in my office for the day, lovey?” he’s already collecting her paperwork. “keep an old man company, would ye? i’ve got a nice little fan too, keep ye nice an’ cool.”

though the job came with benefits, perhaps more than an assistant should be getting, price didn’t think it was enough. when her phone started to slow and the screen cracked, he left a new one on her desk. didn’t bother mentioning it came out of his paycheque. if she complains about her outfit — all my good clothes are in the wash — he’ll take her shopping, doesn’t let her worry about the totals. and, hey, if they end up at a lingerie shop, no one has to know, right? he’s just being a good boss. it’s only crossing a few boundaries when he gets her to model it for him in the fitting rooms. when she disappears behind the curtain, john adjusts himself in his slacks — it’s a natural reaction. on that note, it would make too much of a fuss if he were to correct the worker when she asks if his wife needs any help.

when day turns to night and she’s refusing price’s suggestion of hitting another shop, he pulls into a nearby restaurant, insists on treating her to a glass of wine to end the night. finding out she’s a lightweight is a pleasant discovery — two glasses in and her skin is warm to the touch, she’s giggling and hanging onto his every word. he likes her like this, he decides — but it’s not safe to leave her alone. no, she should stay with him tonight. another few sips and she’s agreeing, changing into one of her new lingerie sets and falling into john’s bed, dozing off with his hand splayed over her tummy, beard tickling the back of her neck.

it’s been too long since he’s had a woman in his life. his wires have gotten a bit crossed. you can’t blame him, can you?