#SO freaking cute wtf

[honey-doc]

[housecow]

Fatter. Bigger. Rounder. You'd like to say that your husband was a stuffer, but really all he's done to you, is indulge your food obsession. Where other girls might just chug heavy cream, he just puts plate after plate in front of you. Greasy casserole. Rich pastas. Hearty stew, and delicious desserts in all flavors. He likes watching you indulge. He finds it cute, and more than a little erotic, when your well-used belly starts to swell up from a 3 or 4 person portion. More than a few times, you've eaten yourself to a point where you can't move, and you have to bashfully ask him to rescue you from a creaking dining-room chair. He always does, but usually, while you're still vulnerable, he gives your overstuffed stomach a long, smooth rub. Not rough, just enough pressure to feel how full you are, to imagine how much plumper you'll get from just this one indulgence. And then, he lifts you to your feet, and herds you over to the couch, where you take quite the load off, and begin all that hard work, digesting all that food.

He clearly thinks you belong to him. He's been quite adamant about you being his- he feeds you, he houses you, and when he's at home, he obviously expects you to be his chubby, overstuffed pillow. You've woken up numerous times from an afternoon nap with his strong arms wrapped around your fat, womanly hips, and his face buried in your belly. Frequently, when you're with him, he'll just reach out and give one of your udders a long, slow squeeze, or he'll reach over and give your bottom a bit of a slap. He's replaced some of your (let's face it, old and too small) underwear with much more comfortable varieties... all in cow-print, and he prefers it when you wear that, with one of his T-shirts. He is bigger than you (you're still much heavier than him), so the t-shirts kind of fit...

this is so so cute but i promise the t-shirts would not fit… i only wear rlly oversized stuff and i’m up to a 3x to be comfy in those, and my belly hangs out a lil more every day with how big i’m getting :((

[joshduhamels]

Josh Duhamel Attending The UFC 300 Event At T-Mobile Arena In Las Vegas, Nevada | April 13, 2024.

[i3utterflyeffect]

Purple having a stiff stage instead of a fluffy stage is funny

technically they had both! the chitin stage was just the earliest stage of it and the most uncomfortable one.

[pup-pee]

jokes @ night r not funny in the morning,,,

originally the blue was green but then i decided 2 b pan

[bilbao-song]

okay at last……..jeffrey photos from the other night :-) (september 7th in indianapolis)

WELL what can i say. it still feels a little surreal that this has happened bc i waited soOoOoOoOo long. so long!! like not only since getting tickets but also since 2019 <3 i know i'm the most biased person ever in this regard but if u have the opportunity to go and any degree of interest whatsoever You Just Have To. it was so good (and definitely some fun changes from the previous tour)!! the stage is soooooooooo cool looking and most importantly vocals in particular were REALLY exquisite this time :-)

anyway when i got these seats for some reason they looked way less good and i thought being able to see would be a problem?? like they seemed far back (by floor standards) and were not even freakishly expensive. when we were led to our seats i started freaking out immediately bc i just had no idea.......so THAT was exciting as well. i feel like the pictures make it look further away than it was but omg......it was amazing. anyway 10/10 event overall

[fizzytoo]

making the most out of a monday

[kellterntempest]

[dwtdog]

i would give anything to interview dream about youtube like not bc i want to make videos i'm just so fascinated by it and everything to do with it

[emi-writings]

WTF Tommy

Diana is a moth hybrid with a heart of gold. Unfortunately, when someone is lead with their heart and not their mind, that can lead to impulsive decisions and a very fiery personality. Diana is very attached to her favorite scarf - a gift from her mother who is no longer alive.

Diana is Jasper's best friend, and considers Selena and Soleil to be siblings...

And of course, there is one person she really doesn't get along with... someone who seems to be determined to control her...

[babaloos-account-47]

LOOK WHAT I FOUND YOU GUYS!!! HIS CUTE LAUGH!!!!!! Jesus Christ! I can’t with him! So freakin’ adorable, i would love to see him tickled silly! Oh god! He’s so cute when he laughs like that! I wanna tickle him silly so much! Oh, his worst spots are his cute feet if you happen to ask me. So yeah.

[hooved]

every single day i experience symptoms of ocd and every single day i'm somehow surprised by it

[sanchoyo]

ough isn’t it so fucked up that objectively good things happening still manage to give me anxiety so severe it makes me physically ill and cry. Like bitch we were upset bc we were gonna lose our insurance and are broke and we got a job!!! That’s a good thing why are u even more upset and freaking out!! Be normal!!!!! 🔫 sprays self with spray bottle

[anisecandy]

You know, earlier this year I was regularly writing and updating my only ever xreader fic(on different ao3 account) and while I don't see myself going back to it, let alone finishing it anytime soon, it was by and large a very positive experience (first time I've ever wrote a story over 100 pages in a doc, like woah!!).

Still, I cannot help but be a little disappointed that despite having so many readers, like ten, fifteen? times more than most of my other works, not a single person ever commented with "that's a little messed up, isn't it...?".

Like you would think the fact Mx. Reader is being forced in what's essentially a form of cannibalism without their knowledge or consent would be a good enough hint. And yet...

[yazzydream]

So assuming season 2 ends with Shibuya Incident arc that means we won't see Yuuta until season 3. Uuuuugh.

That's fair.

But but... Yuuta.......

[hivepixels]