#he took it and thought “the hoes gon love this” … what hoes

[fizzytoo]

making the most out of a monday

[dilfl0v3rss]

I NEED sb to write abt ony getting turned on when he sees reader fighting or pointing his gun 😭😭 so yea 😁 also loves you 💞💞

ima give y’all some tea…i be doing this shit ngl😭

also love you more booooo❤️

cw:guns

“you sure you don’t wanna get in wit me mama? could use the company” ony smirked as he watched you quickly shake your head at his question. he had just got done beating your shit down and you already knew what he was going to do if you got in that shower with him. “nope. i love being able to walk” you smiled as he sighed deeply as if your rejection wounded him. “aight then. if you don’t love me just say that” he mumbled before grabbing his towel and going in the bathroom.

rolling your eyes, you turned over, scrolling on your phone as you laid comfortably in bed. it had only been five minutes before ony called for you in the shower. “mama! baby get my slides. they next to the bed!” he yelled. you sighed as you crawled over to his side of the bed for his slides. “of course one of you hoes is missing” you mumbled before dipping your hand under the bed to search for it. you were searching for a couple seconds when you felt something cold and hard meet your fingertips. “the fuck?” you mumbled as you gripped around the object. as you brought it up to your face, a wide smirk began to appear as you realized what it was. one of your man’s many guns.

ony never wanted you touching his guns, always saying there was no need for a pretty girl like you to be outside with a dangerous weapon while he’s there. but you just couldn’t resist picking it up and pointing it at the mirror. you snapped a couple pictures, posing cutely as you sat on your knees in the bed. “run your pockets nigga” you mumbled as you acted like you were sticking someone up. you were having too much fun. you got so into your little role play that you didn’t even notice the shower water stopping, and the sound of ony mumbling to himself about how you never brought him his slides.

“pew pew pew…..freeze bitch!” the sound of your pretty voice attracted ony’s attention. his towel wrapped nicely around his waist as he exited the bathroom quietly. the sight of you holding his gun brought a mix of emotions in his heart. he thought he been made it clear he didn’t want you touching his guns, but he took the clip out and you looked kinda cute acting “hard”. your thick brown thighs open as you sat on your legs, nipples poking through his t shirt as you wiggled around with the gun. “you wanna die nigga? stop bothering my girl!” a smirk crept on ony’s face as he watched quote him.

“what i say bout touching my shit ma?” ony mumbled as he watched you stop dead in your tracks. you didn’t even try to hide the gun because it was clear as day that he saw you already. “i was looking for your slide under the bed and i found this, but i didn’t shoot anything i swear i just kept my fingers on the side and not on the tigger i know m’not posed to be playin with it but i was being safe baby i swear-” your words were cut off by the sound of ony’s laughter as he began to walk towards you. he placed his hand under your chin, lightly squeezing your cheeks together as he looked down at you. “s’okay ma” he mumbled as he slowly took the gun from you. he turned it sideways to show you the bottom. it was empty. “ion leave loaded guns around my girl unless it’s on my hip”

as ony spoke, giving you the gun back before you noticed the prominent bulge he had under his towel. a smirk slid to your features as you reconnected your eyes with his. “what’s this?” you say, running the gun down his wet abs while rubbing your hand on his print. your boyfriend smiled, leaning down towards your face to the point where you were centimeters away from locking lips.

“sum you gon get if you keep pointing that gun at me like that”

[whatdoeseverybodywant]

You’re the Only Girl for Me - Chapter 5

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NOVEMBER 23RD 2020

Incoming text from Josh Fatu: good morning, can’t wait to see u tonite ❤️

Airielle stared at the text message with a smile on her face. Even though she was happy she was also extremely nervous, this would be her first date in 3 years since…Airielle quickly shook her head trying to get rid of those thoughts. She jumped when Yasmine burst through the door carrying shopping bags. Airielle rolled her eyes as Yasmine passed her a Victoria’s Secret bag. 

“Just something sexy to wear.” Airielle laughed and thanked her. “You nervous? It’s been a while since you been on a date.” Yasmine paused “Even though I still think those other two should count but whatever.” She shrugged. 

“Yeah im freaking the fuck out honestly.” Yasmine reached over and grabbed Airielle’s hands, giving them a squeeze. 

“Just remember, you are not defined by what happened to you. You are the light that refused to surrender.” Airielle smiled softly and looked away from Yasmine. “I know I give you shit about getting back in the dating scene,” Yasmine grabbed Airielle’s cheeks to make her look back at her. “But I just want you to know how proud of you I am. Just have fun and be free.” Airielle pulled Yasmine to her in a tight hug. 

“Yo bro.” Josh looked over at the door when Jon came strolling through. 

“I know this ya house, but I could’ve been naked.” Jon shrugged and plopped his body down on the bed. 

“You ready for tonight? I can’t believe she actually agreed to go out with you.” Josh sucked his teeth and glared over at his twin. 

“What the hell that's supposed to mean?” 

“You ugly as fuck uce” Jon laughed then held his hand up, trying to shield his face and body from Josh’s hits. “Aight, Aight Damn.” 

“If I'm ugly, you ugly. We twins jackass.” 

“I hope you got my girl some roses.” Trin said as she came into the room and sat on the bed next to Jon. Josh nodded and scrubbed his hand over his face. If there was an emotion beyond nervousness, that's what he was. Trinity noticed and placed her hand on his shoulder. 

“This gon be my first- first date since high school man, The last time I was this nervous was with the boy’s mom.” Jon and Trinity winced at the fact he wouldn’t say his ex-wife’s name. “And I was fifteen, i’m thirty-fucking five, why am I so nervous?” 

“Cause you like her uce. And technically yall already went on y’alls first date.” Trinity nodded her head in agreement. “Just be yourself man, she gon fall in love with you.” 

Airielle looked at the clock and cursed. Josh was supposed to be at her place in 30 minutes and she still didn’t decide which dress to wear. She let out a sigh of relief when Yasmine came into her room holding her IPad, on facetime with their other cousin Ashley. 

“As the family fashion expert. We need your help.” Yasmine flipped the camera and showed Ashley all of the dress, shoes and jewelry options they had. 

“Bitch are those my earrings!” Yasmine rolled her eyes and sucked her teeth. 

“Focus Ashley-” 

“I’ve been looking for them everywhere hoe!” Airielle giggled and took the IPAD from Yasmine, turning the camera to herself. 

“I need your opinion Ash, I’m stuck.” Ashley rolled her eyes and nodded. 

“Fine,” She muttered. “Show me again.”  

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Yasmine had just finished curling the last piece of Airielle’s hair when there was a knock at the front door. Airielle felt like she had to throw up. She was about to run into the bathroom when Yasmine stopped her and pushed her towards the door. 

“No running. Go enjoy yourself.” Airielle nodded and took a deep breath before opening the door. 

“Damn,” Josh said lowly, licking his lips as he shamelessly raked his eyes over her body. “I mean,” he cleared his throat. “You look beautiful.” He felt his cheeks heat up as he passed her the bouquet of white, red and pink roses. 

Airielle took them. “These are so pretty.” She said as she lifted them to her nose to smell them. 

“I mean, beautiful flowers for a beautiful woman.” They both stared at each other before bursting out into laughter. 

“That was so corny,” She said as she shut her apartment door and started walking towards the elevator. He chuckled as he followed her. 

“Yeah aint gon’ lie. That wasn’t my best work.” 

Josh had just pulled up in front of the restaurant and Airielle was about to get out of the car when Josh stopped her. 

“Whoa, whatchu’ doin?” Airielle froze with one of her hands on the handle of the car door. She turned her head and frowned at him. “Opening the door?” She said as more of question and Josh chuckled. 

“Nah, don’t touch that.” He said getting out and rushing over so he could open the door for her. “I got you.” He said as he held out his hand for her to grab. She rolled her eyes with a smile and grabbed his hand, letting him help her out of the car. She smiled wider when he didn’t let go of her hand as they started walking towards the restaurant. He only let go of her hand to hand the valet his keys and a twenty dollar tip. 

“Wow, this place is nice.” She said as the host led them to their table. She smiled at Josh as he pulled out her chair for her. 

“Yeah, Jon recommended it. Said he takes Trin here all the time.”  They sat there in silence. Glancing at each other over their menus, sending secret smiles to each other. 

“So i’ve been told.”Airielle started off, breaking the silence between them. “We technically already had our first date.” Josh nodded with a chuckle. 

“I mean, technically yeah. So what this’ll be our.” He stopped to count on his fingers making her scoff. “Third date.” 

“You did not just count to three on your fingers.” He shrugged with a laugh as the waiter came over to take their orders. Once he walked away Airielle turned her attention back to Josh. “Ok, so tell me something about you that I don’t know.” 

“Damn,” Josh said as he blew out a breath of air. “I can play the piano.” 

“Oh wow foreal?” She asked, eyebrows raised in shock and he nodded. 

“Yeah, me and my brothers. My momma kept us busy so we weren’t tearing up her house. It was so much shit she put us in man, uh- karate, soccer, baseball. Man, any sport that you could think of my mom had me and my brothers there. No your turn.” 

She placed her chin on her palm and smiled at him. “I used to dance and cheer competitively. My parents' garage is literally full of medals and trophies.” 

She narrowed her eyes at him when he started to smirk. “That’s kinda hot.” 

“I was a kid Josh.” She chuckled and threw a piece of her dinner roll at him when he shrugged. 

The rest of their date went amazing. They never ran out of stuff to talk about. They didn’t even realize they were the last two people in the restaurant until the waiter came over to tell them. 

On the ride back to her apartment, they stopped to grab some ice cream. Neither one of them wanted the night to end. After he parked in her complex’s garage they walked slowly to her apartment, holding hands. 

“This was like the best date I've ever been on.” She said, turning towards him as they stopped in front of her door. Her statement made him feel good. 

“Yeah? Me too.” He said with a wide smile. Airielle was about to turn to walk into her apartment when Josh stopped her by grabbing her hand. 

“Can I kiss you?” He asked and Airielle nodded immediately. She honestly thought she would have to make the first move. He grinned before pulling her closer to him and wrapping his arms around her waist. He hesitated before leaning head forward and capturing her lips in a soft, tender kiss. They stood there, lost in eachother only breaking apart at the sound of a loud squeal and a loud clanging sound, like something had dropped coming from inside Airielle’s apartment. 

“Sorry.” They both chuckled at Yasmine’s muffled voice. He gave her another kiss before telling her that he would text her when he got home. After he walked away, Yasmine ripped open the door and yanked Airielle inside. 

“Bitch tell me everything.” 

Happy Thanksgiving (if you celebrate it.)

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[october-nightt]

spoiled (x black reader)

warnings: cussing, mentions of sex at the end, angst but then fluff, hatin' ass ex.

you and jack have been together for almost 6 months now, but it only took him 6 seconds to realize how high maintenance you were.

you loved designer brands and you always kept you hair and nails done so when it was time for you to walk down the red carpet with jack next to you, he knew you wanted to show off.

he was ready to announce yall's relationship and tonight was the big night.

"jack! I need help with my hair, I don't know what to choose" you whined.

jack leaned over your shoulder to look at the options you selected.

" baby you know I love you with your braids, or shit a 30 inch buss down would look good too" she smiled wide.

you frowned.

"fuck you know 'bout a 30 inch buss down?? that wasn't one of the options."

jack laughed and kissed you on your forehead.

"don't get fucked up jack" you said jokingly before booking an appointment to get the wig installed.

"you know I'm fucking with you baby, but it would look great. even tho yo natural hair is my favorite"

he said as he looked in the full body mirror sitting in the corner of the room you and jack shared.

after booking your appointment you slowly walked over to jack and put on your best begging face.

"you know what would go good with my hair?" you asked

"what?

'a new dress and nails, maybe some jewelry and shoes and new makeup!!"

jack turned to look at you.

" you was gon get that anyways mama" he responded.

you hugged him tightly and kissed his cheek.

"thank you baby"

after that yall finished getting ready in silence.

once you both were ready jack took you shopping. he wasn't worried about the price, he just wanted you to be happy.

but he also secretly wanted everyone to know how fucking fine his girl was.

you starting looking for shoes first, then your dress, and make up, and jewelry.

after shopping it was time for your appointment. jack didn't stay because he had to take care of something but you knew it would take a little while for your hair to get done so you didn't mind.

that was until his ex-girlfriend walked in.

she didn't see you at first but you damn sure seen her.

jack had told you stories about his ex. about how she only cared for herself and money.

you loved nice things but you weren't money hungry.

you decided to mind your business but she finally noticed you and had to start some bs.

" oh my god Y/N. you look beautiful" she leaned in for a hug but you moved away

"aww dont be like that, what? mad because jack was with me last night?"

you didn't believe her, you knew she would lie about anything to start some drama

"bitch please, my man left yo nasty ass long ago" you rolled your eyes.

you didn't have time for this hoe and her bullshit.

but then she pulled out her phone and showed you a picture of jack sitting at her house, and sure enough the time stamp proved it was from yesterday night.

you heart dropped

"just thought you should know" that bitch.. his ex said before walking away.

after your hair was done you immediately called jack

"hey baby, I'm right around the corner ill be there soo-"

"what the fuck were you doing with your ex last night?" you cut him off.

you heard his sigh

"y/n listen I was just over there because she needed me to help move her furniture into her new house"

you let out a spiteful laugh

"oh so when she calls, you go running huh? she's not your girlfriend jackman. I don't give a damn if she needed help she should've called someone else! and the fact that you answered when she calle-..."

you took a deep breath

"I don't wanna talk to you right now, ill find a ride. don't bother picking me up."

and with that you hung up. you felt like jack had you looking dumb. your own boyfriend was with his ex and now she's bragging in your face.

you called your best friend to pick you up and take you back to her house, you didn't wanna see jack.

you get ready at her house. even though you were mad at jack, you refused to let him show up to the red carpet alone.

you took an uber which arrived at the same time as jacks.

"Y/N?" he called out to you.

"can we talk?"

you simply nodded and you both walked somewhere more private.

"look I'm so sorry y/n. you're right, she's not my girlfriend and I shouldn't have picked up her call..shit I should've blocked her the day we got together but baby I cant be without you. she's blocked now and I know that doesn't mean much but I'm begging you to forgive me baby."

you looked up at jack.

"I forgive you jackman."

jack pulled you into a kiss and smiled as his arms wrap tightly around your waist

"now lets go mama, cus you look good as hell and once this is over I'm ripping that expensive ass dress off."

authors note: this is my firs time writing so please be nice! also feel free to leave suggestions on how I can write better or request for what I should write next. I'm not on here all day but I will eventually get back to yall. I will post everyone that I write for soon thank you so much for reading!! <3

[captain-n-crunchies]

$50

Rich Bf/ Itachi x Black/Chubby Reader

' 60% OFF SALE AT FASHION NOVA SUMMER DEALS FOR THE HOES!"

Summer deals for the hoes??? Now Fashion Nova play too much I thought as I scrolled down the site on my iPad, hitting the flashing sign on my screen. Endless amounts of outside and summer outfits littered my screen...but that's no sale! $30 for a 2-piece top and bottom!? Yes, it gave brunch or mimosas at the beach but still, it only 10% off but, I tap my size and the color and continued adding endless amount of clothes, shoes, and earrings into my cart.

' Tachi gon whoop my ass after this one..' I thought when reviewing my entre cart, Itachi loves it when I spoil myself or put a dent in his wallet but, lately he's told me to spend a little less, I understand it thought I filled up my walk in closet to the max and my shoes is practically covering the wall; when I walk into the closet you'll think it's a mall just full of outfits from the summer time to winter chic to spring flings etc. I delete a few items the cart only depleting by a smidge, I look down at the price...a whopping $640.87 but, I got free shipping! I open my cashapp my balance is $800 buttt I could ask tachi to give me just a bit more, right? I bite my nails and think should I order it with my money and be an independent baddie on a budget? Or be a baddie with a walking wallet on her with no budget? As I think I hear the door open.

" Baby? Com'er for a second"

' Tachi's home!' I thought as I put on my Ugg slippers and went quickly down the stairs, Itachi now sitting on the couch with his glass of whiskey and his computer; I tip-toe behind him and cover his eyes with a childish giggle.

" Guess Who?" I say with a smile, he chuckles and hums for a second.

" Hm? Is it my wonderful reader?"

" No, it your wonderful, gorgeous, beautiful, breath taking, sexy, darling reader"

He just chuckled and kissed my hand as I come around to sit beside him, my plush thighs connecting with his when he lifts my legs onto his thig and rubs my calf. I lean closer a give him a peck whispering a welcome home from his long day at work. He kisses me back and he tells me about work, his eyes now calmer and less tense. We talk about what we have planned for the week and other things that came into our brains.

" Darling, have you did what I asked of you for today?"

Shit! I forgot, Itachi told me to try to clean out one side of my closet so I can have a tidy area for the rest of the year so going bit by bit I did see some shoes I didn't like but, I didn't donate them or threw them away NO! I put them in the attic because I couldn't let them go to waste! What if pink Chanel come back in style and I can just bring the whole collection back? Through my inner turmoil Itachi watches me with a black expression as I awkwardly try to explain.

" Well, I did clean out some but, I got tired, so I took a nap, then I made me a little snack for the hour because I only ate a bagel and-"

" So, you didn't clean out much?"

" It's progress...You just have to lean into it! See if you look at it from my point of view it very hard for a girl to get rid of -"

" So, you didn't clean, nor have you gotten rid of anything dear?"

I just sighed and nodded, putting my head down and looking away. Itachi sighs and lifts my chin up and kisses my lips.

" Let's see how much you've done then we can go on from there hm?"

" But! You've been at work all day, Tachi! It wouldn't be fair to let you help my mess."

" Nonsense dear, up now let's see what 'progress' you've made"

He airs quotes progress and picks me up from the couch onto my feet and walks to our bedroom while I slowly walk behind him, he's too calm...like Itachi would never hurt me but, he doesn't do the not listening thing. When me and Tachi first started this, he set clear rules that disrespect and disobedience would come with spanking, a short allowance, and no sex for week or 2 months depending on what I did, usually I'm a peach! only go punished a few times when I got a bit too bold with him. As I finally gotten into our room, he's standing there with a disappoint look.

" Only five pairs of shoes are in a box and two tops darling? This looks like 30 minutes of work-"

" Actually, an hour! It would hard because I love the leather heels but, they kind of hurt my feet but it's my only pair of leather heels I mean, I do have dark denim thigh highs but, they aren't giving the way those heels did, so I did a process and-"

" Darling."

I stopped talking and looked at his stern face, he sits on the bed and pats his thigh, and takes the band from his long hair down and loosens his tie.

" How many you think hm?"

" How many what?"

" You know what baby don't act dumb, unless you are as dumb as I thought.

My legs tighten as I try to explain how I should get away from this one punishment ranging from pleas to bargains but, Tachi just shakes his head and pats his thigh again.

" Not going to say it again baby, you've got 10 seconds before it 30 spankings and no cumming till the entire closet is clean."

He started counting and I quickly bend over his lap.

" Please me gentle Tachi" I said small and meek

" No promises my angel"

*SMACK!*

*After her ass got tore up*

" Your going to listen to me more hm?"

" Yes sir.."

" Good, now tomorrow I'm off I'm going to help you clean out some of it okay baby?"

I just nod snuggling into him, he tore my ass up and then gon try to be all loving after? Thats real bipolar but, whatever; I grab my phone from the table and see the sale is almost over.

" Tachi?"

" Hm?"

" Can I borrow $50?"

He looks down at me with one eye and I show him the sale, he rolls his eyes and pats my head.

" Later dear, go to sleep"

I nod, shutting down my hand and climbing on top of his thin frame hold his shoulders and laying my head on his chest.

" Night Tachi"

" Night baby"

..." Can I borrow $50-"

"No"

A.N: ( Im back like crack! Yall tis was my mannnn back in 89' like when I tell you he was BAD! He was, and yall I've been so tired like I tried to write but I couldn't so I'm post more now that I'm motivated.)

Like and comment who yall wanna see next!

[anormalweirdo]

I’ve been thinking about a situation to make for a little bit. After finally using my head for like 5 minutes I’ve come up with something lol. So now introducing…..

Black!Reader X Baby Daddy! Gojo

P.S. this might have a whole lot of mistakes because I definitely didn’t proofread but I hope you still enjoy👍🏽

To offer some background information about you and Gojo you guys met at one of gojo’s parties. You were dancing in the pile of other people when you hear your favorite twerk song come on. Obviously you started twerking and getting all the way turned up. As you dance people began to make a circle around you when you feel someone behind you. At first you were gonna tell them off and move away until you turned around and seen who it was. Gojo Satoru. One of the most finest men you have ever seen in your entire life. You couldn’t believe he was right behind you catching all the ass you threw on him. He caught all of it too, grinding his hips along with you ass. Once you got tired of dancing you and Gojo began to get drinks from the bar and soon you went up to his room with him. Lets just say that Gojo had some of the best dick you’ve ever had. He man handled you and out you in so many positions that you thought you would pass out. The amount of stamina he had was insane and he definitely made that night memorable. Although his dick game was amazing and he was a gorgeous man you expected it to be nothing more than a one night stand. You didn’t think he would even remember you again so imagine your surprise when you received a text from Gojo a week later asking what you doing. As time went on you noticed that Gojo couldn’t seem to leave you alone, which had you a little confused considering how many women would beg just so they can give him head . He would always come to you no matter how many arguments yall got into, which was strange because yall wasn’t even together. That was until he came to your workplace with flowers and a diamond necklace and officially asked you to be his. Y’all’s relationship was perfect in the beginning, he would always by you whatever you wanted no matter how much it is. The sex yall had was just as perfect. He always made sure you were satisfied and he always made sure you came more than 4 times. Sometimes he even time himself just to see how many times he can make you come. Overtime things started to get rocky when you started to suspect him of cheating. Things soon got worse once you found out you was pregnant. With a baby on the way and a cheating boyfriend you were stressing girl. So you chose to do the best thing for you and your unborn baby and broke up with Gojo. To say you was heartbroken was an understatement and on top of that you was still in your early stages of pregnancy with no where to go. Gojo tried to woo you with many gifts, messages, and much more. As time went on and you repeated telling him your done with him he finally calmed down a bit. Just a bit.

Knowing all of that information that leads us to now. You had your beautiful baby girl and that just made Gojo have another excuse to see you.(no im not saying Gojo only cares about his daughter to see you🙄) Whenever he sees you his eyes light up. He obviously never got over you and he loves seeing your beautiful chocolate faces that looks that like his daughter’s. The amount of stuff he bought his baby girl was insane. He got almost everything in her room, which is filled with clothes, diapers, wipes, toys, and plushies. He literally cut off all his hoes the day you broke up with him and still haven’t contacted any of them. He misses you, your laugh, your hugs, your kisses, and obviously the sex. He hasn’t done anything with anybody not even a peck. He doesn’t even want touch anybody unless it’s you and his little girl. You’ve even took notice of how he’s changed once the baby was born. He takes it upon himself to spend the night with her but you know he just wanna be around.

“You gon let me sleep in the bed with you tonight beautiful?” Gojo asked you teasingly. “Boy fuck no you can take yo ass and lay on that couch” you said annoyed as you make your crying baby another bottle. Gojo takes the baby from you and rock her, calming her down. “Please baby you know that couch hurts my back and I know you miss me in your bed” Gojo says while taking the bottle from you to give to the baby. “You should’ve thought about that shit before you cheated on me Satoru”. You said rolling your eyes. Although you said it as a joke Gojo instantly got quiet and looked at the floor. You quickly noticed the mood change and looked up at him. Although he towers over you, you can see how sad he got. You took your now sleeping baby and went to go put her into her room. While putting her in her bed Gojo walked in and stood near the door. When you turned around and seen that tall skinny ass man staring straight into your soul you jumped up and put your hand over your chest in fear. “Damn Gojo you scared the shit out of me with yo ugly ass” you said quietly which made him chuckle. Yall both left her room and shut the door slowly to not make much noise and yall made yall way to the living room.

You and Gojo are watching a show on Netflix on the couch while he rubs your feet. He puts your feet down as you moan in annoyance and complain. “Why did you put my feet down that felt good” you complain as you look at him. You look into his eyes as he moves closer to you as grabs your hands. “Ew Gojo let me go you was just touching all on my feet” you joke. He doesn’t let go but instead holds your hands tighter. “I know you probably hate me for what I did but I just wanna let you know I’m sorry baby” he looks at you with his faced blushed red. You look away as you say “you can’t help it Gojo you’re a whore”. He laughs as you playfully roll your eyes and look at him. “On a serious note Gojo you weren’t ready for a relationship you definitely wasn’t ready for a baby” you said. “I know but I’m ready now, I wanna be with you and be here with our baby” he says as you shake your head. “Gojo I don’t believe that. Youll say something like that then cheat on me a week later”. “Not anymore you can check my phone whatever you want I haven’t even looked at another woman since you left me.” And checked that man phone you did. What you didn’t expect was to see nobody’s number in Gojo’s phone besides yours, Getou’s, Nanami’s, and his students. You looked up at him with a quirked eyebrow and looked back at your phone. “Ok maybe you don’t talk to other women for now but that don’t mean yo ass can come back to me and expect me to welcome you with open arms”. You said as you see him pout for a second but quickly smile again. “I know but can I at least hold you” he asked with his arms wide, waiting for you. “Fine but no funny shit Gojo”.

You don’t know how the FAWK you ended up in this situation but somehow Gojo is on top of you taking off your shirt seeing the baby blue bra you got on. “Wait Gojo don’t take it all the way off” you said squirming around trying to put it back on. “Why? You don’t want this?” He asked concerned. “I just don’t want you to see my stomach, I got big as hell from your damn daughter” you say. Although some parts of your comment was a joke you seriously haven’t felt as pretty since having your baby. “Baby I don’t care how big or how small you are you’ll forever be beautiful to me” Gojo says as he began kissing your neck. “You’re just saying that Gojo” you say moving you neck because of his kisses. “Let me show you my love.” Gojo helps you take off you shirt and pants which left you a little uncomfortable in your underwear. You try to cover up with your hands which did nothing but make Gojo swat your hands away. “Stop covering up your beautiful body baby” he says as he put your underwear down. “My god I’ve missed this so much pretty girl” “It seems like you’ve missed my vagina more than me” you laughed. “No but shes definitely been missed.” He said as he kisses your stomach. His kisses travel from your stomach to your thighs. “Gojo that tickles” you laugh as he continues. His lips ghost over you pussy which caused a gasp out of you. You moan as you feel him blow on your coochie which made you groan in annoyance. “Gojo stop teasing before I get the hell up” you say as he laughs. “Ok ok im sorry calm down” he said as he goes to work. When I say he ate. He ate. Your toes began to grip as your legs began to shake as you come for the third all because of this blue eyed boy between your legs. “Gojo please just fuck me now” you moan is he sure up. “You sure?” He ask “yes hurry up before my baby wake up” “our baby” “yea yea”. He flips you over and archs your back as he began to position his dick into you. “Don’t go too fast it’s been a long time” you say. He nods his head even though you can’t see him as he thrusts into you slowly. Apparently even him going slow is too much for you because you started to squirm and push your body forward, trying to get away from him. “Unt uh baby come back dont run from me” he says as he pushes his cock into you more. You moan and arch your back more as you stuff your face into your pillow. “Omg baby you look so beautiful like this” Gojo says as he speeds up a little bit. “Y-you can go faster” you say into your pillow. “What you say baby? I couldnt hear you” Gojo teases. “I said go faster Satoru” you say as you lift your head up. “Ughhh call me that again baby.” Gojo said as he speeds up . You moan his name again as you clench your pussy tighter around him. “Fuck baby you got so much tighter around me” You moan a little louder, mindful of yall newborn sleeping in the next room. “Gojo soon pulls your 4th, 5th and 6th orgasms out of you which quickly left you drained plus your baby began to cry. Gojo quickly got up to make sure his baby girl was ok which left you alone in your room. You didn’t want to admit it but you’ve missed Gojo in your room cuddling you to sleep. As you roll over to get comfortable you see Gojo come back into your and getting into your bed. “Who said you can sleep with me?” You ask jokingly which Gojo simply rolled his eyes at him. “ I did now go to sleep because we know you’re going to be sore in the morning.” He says confidently. You roll your eyes playfully and turn away from him. He pushed you back so he can cuddle you “you sure know how to lie I can’t believe I have a child with you” “ You know we always have another one” “Gojo take yo ass to bed before i kick you out my house” was all you said before falling to sleep.

The end~

P.S. yall did have another kid

I hope you guys enjoyed I know I took like a year break I just wasn’t in the headspace to write but I’m back and better so I’ll hopefully write way more. Also this was my first JJK so let me know how I did. You guys can also request if you want but bye love you guys🫶🏽

[twilightofthe]

They do still make Motorolas, I'm sending this off one of their recent models haha :') your HCs about him are like spot on too! Curious what you think about Obi-Wan and/or Padmé, to complete the trio?

Ooooh thank you! Also yeah I THOUGHT they still made the Motorola ones I know my friend has one

So, character prompts from this post!

What does your blorbo's phone/laptop/car/backpack look like?

OBI WAN

Phone:

He’s got a Samsung Galaxy or a Google Pixel because his old iPhone died and Anakin convinced him not to get a new one, but he still wants a recognizable name brand smartphone because he’s not super techy and he knows that means they’ll work and won’t be overly complicated. It’s got one small line of a crack in the screen protector, he has no clue where it came from and is rather disgruntled because it’s a fairly new phone and protector, but he figures it’s something he can let be until it becomes a bigger problem.

He’s got one of those old man plain brown leather cases that has a built in wallet area where you can put credit cards and ids and stuff—but he doesn’t, thinks it’ll be easier to lose everything at once that way and keeps all that in his regular wallet. Ahsoka and Anakin regularly ask him what even the point of the wallet case is, but like hell is he admitting to being an aesthetic hoe

Lockscreen is a long battle between a landscape photo of some aesthetic city or wilderness he’s traveled to, and blurry selfies of Anakin pulling the most hideous expressions he can because Anakin knows his password and keeps breaking into his phone to set his lockscreen to them just to watch Obi Wan’s fucking done expression when he checks his phone and sees it

Homescreen is either another aesthetic photo or a screenshot of a literary quote he likes

All his apps are sitting in the standard way the phone organizes them, he doesn’t do any fiddling, but he also doesn’t have many apps to begin with

Also I need to point out that Obes is a godless heathen who keeps his ringer ON. His text and phone tones are also the standard ones that come with the phone, Anakin hasn’t dared try and change them to something jokey because he knows Obi Wan will get a special kind of revenge for embarrassing him in public and he’s waiting for the perfect opportunity to do it since he can only do it once

Laptop:

Obi Wan still has an ancient first or second generation MacBook Air and he is kinda cranky with Anakin for convincing him to change his phone to an android because now it won’t connect in any way with his laptop and he is absolutely not shelling out for a new one when this one still looks fine

He keeps a special glasses wipe for the screen because he fucking hates not being able to see shit when there’s dust and gunk all over it. Drives him nuts that the laptop just keeps accumulating it

The laptop background is an artsy map of whatever city he’s living in, but it’s blurry and pixelated because he got it off Google images and it wasn’t an HD version. It’s the same background as his LinkedIn profile.

He doesn’t have an outside case for the laptop, but he does have a carrying case for it that he can zip and unzip it out of whenever he’s transporting it places. It is plain black and squishy.

Car:

HoohooHOO :)

Okay so Obi Wan very much likes public transportation and is an avid champion of the necessity for buses and trains

He also rides a bicycle a lot!

But

Obi Wan’s got a motorcycle.

It is a nice one (I can’t say more than that cuz I also know jackshit about bikes lmao)

It’s shiny and it’s either red or black and when he needs to drive somewhere and can’t take public transport, that’s what he uses

He of course always wears a full helmet and gloves and impact jacket.

It used to be Qui Gon’s but he got injured and doesn’t ride anymore so Obi Wan took it. It’s nice, he likes it, it’s less gas and it’s not hard to ride.

He has a side car for if he’s transporting more than one person or groceries or anything.

Anakin is in love with it and firmly believes Obi Wan doesn’t deserve it and laments on the REGULAR that Obi Wan only lets him clean it/give it tune ups and won’t let him take it apart or try and make it better

Obi Wan genuinely does not get how hot he is on the bike xD

Backpack:

Obi Wan has one of those leather over the side shoulder satchels that’s all the dark academia rage lol

Regularly sticks too much shit in it, it’s surprisingly messy for a guy like him but that’s because it’s full of books his laptop extra snacks a hairbrush a spare jacket a first aid kit literally everything packed in there Just In Case

It’s also Really Fucking Heavy because of that and he’s always surprising people by handing it to them and they’re just like oof *drops from the weight*

The leather’s a little worn and cracked because he keeps so much in it, but it’s in fairly good shape because he splurged for a pricier one

I’m gonna do Padmé’s in a separate post since this is getting long!

[dogtorari]

“They say they don't fuck wit' me (Cheese)

But I say they can't fuck wit' me

Just like the air, I'm everywhere

How you say it's up with' me?

Pop-poppin' shit, you would think I went to school for chiropractin' (poppin')

Lookin' good as hell today, just sent my nigga five attachments (look at this)

Why did you confront me 'bout a nigga? Man, you bitches backwards (stupid ass)

They come at me 'bout niggas who I don't even find attractive (ugh)

I don't know the nigga, I just seened him on the town before

I can't be up in her face, I took her nigga down before (nah)

When I lose a nigga, I just pop out and go find some mo' (easy)

Soon as I feel like my time get wasted, then it's time to go (deuces)

They say they don't fuck with' me

But I say they can't fuck with' me (on gang)

Just like the air, I'm everywhere

How you say it's up with' me? (huh?)

Them bitches should've stayed down

They could've been up wit' me (too bad)

But all they doin' is talkin' down

'Cause they can't get up wit' me (lame ass)

My ex fuckin' on my old friend, both they ass some fuckin' clowns (haha)

Thinkin' that she got one up on me, she got my hand-me-downs (lame ass ho)

He thought wasn't gon' have to stand on shit, like he was handicap (thought it was)

Make that nigga stand on that, now his ass can't stand me now

High as fuck, I'm lit, yeah, I don't smoke no Swishers (nope)

Slidin' with' my gang and them, look at them like sisters (that's gang)

These bitches be lovin' to go out sad about these niggas (ugh)

I don't wanna hang with' them, they don't handle business (they can't hang with' us)

They be goin' for anything, but I can't go for none of that (none of that)

Why would I go chase you? If I know you gon' come runnin' back (fuckin' dumb)

Cut everybody off, lately been feelin' like the lumberjack (fuck 'em)

They really got me fucked up, and I wasn't goin' for none of that (none of that)

She the type, the nigga make her mad she go and tweet somethin' (ugh)

Me, I'm kinda ratchet still so I'm the type to beat somethin' (beat 'em up)

I can't love you, baby, like yo' bitch do, so don't leave her (keep that bitch)

He gon' choose her every time 'cause it's cheaper to keep her (hahaha)

Can't say yo' name up in my songs, might not fuck wit' you tomorrow (nah)

Can get my feelings hurt today, I won't give a fuck tomorrow (that's just me)

Ain't fucked up 'bout no credit score, I might be rich as fuck tomorrow (duh)

Every day the sun won't shine, but that's why I love tomorrows

Ridin' with my twin and 'nem (skrrt), and we all look good as fuck (gang)

She say she my opp but I don't know her, had to look her up (fuck is you?)

I know that I'm rich, but I can't help it, bitch, I'm hood as fuck (woo)

I've been on these bitches neck so long, sometimes my foot get stuck (ah)

I can't put you in my business (no), you might wish me dead tomorrow (yeah)

Bitches be on dick today, sing every word of "Up" tomorrow (Up)

Bitch, I still got cases opened, keep your mouth shut tomorrow (shh)

Play with me today then get some sleep, you know it's up tomorrow (woo)

Fake bitch, that's why my friend fucked on your nigga (ah-ha)

Both you bitches pussy, I think y'all should scissor (ah, ha, ha)

She bought a chain, I bought the same one, even bigger (bitch, it's bigger)

She throwin' shots, that's how I know I got her triggered (ah)

I don't speak dog, ho (woof), I don't care what no bitch say (no)

I stay on her mind, I got condos in that bitch head (ah)

She say she don't fuck with me (who?), who said that you can, ho? (No)

That nigga a munch and he gon' eat me like a mango

Long ass weave, it be ticklin' my ass crack (ah)

Wonder what I'll do tomorrow that these hoes will be mad at (huh?)

All y'all bitches sweet, and I always get my lick, boo (facts)

I, I fight for my bitches and I'm fightin' over dick too (that, that, Cardi, yup)

Can't say yo' name up in my songs, might not fuck wit' you tomorrow (nah)

Can get my feelings hurt today, I won't give a fuck tomorrow

Ain't fucked up 'bout no credit score, I might be rich as fuck tomorrow (duh)

Every day the sun won't shine, but that's why I love tomorrows

Can't say yo' name up in my songs, might not fuck wit' you tomorrow (nah)

Can get my feelings hurt today, I won't give a fuck tomorrow (that's just me)

Ain't fucked up 'bout no credit score, I might be rich as fuck tomorrow (duh)

Every day the sun won't shine, but that's why I love tomorrows”

- GLORILLA 💯❤️

[sluts4shigaraki]

BACK TO SCHOOL!

CW ♡ drinking (i dunno if i need to tag this but i will jic)

Pairing ♡ shigaraki/fem!reader

Word count ♡ 2,250

minors/ageless blogs DNI ♡ you will be blocked

A/N ♡ honestly all i can say is… the hoes gon loooove this. i love this chapter. it’s like my baby.

Tags ♡ @klxoewy @cosmicbreathe @gloomysel

DAY FOUR

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When you woke up, you were curled in a warm spot on the bed. You heard small clicking sounds, and quickly sat up. You turned and saw Tomura curled up in his chair, headphones on, playing some kind of game. Before you tried to get his attention, his eyes flicked over to you. He paused and took his headphones off.

“Sleep good?” Tomura looked better than yesterday. It looked like one good night of rest was all he needed.

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to fall asleep. How long have you been awake?” You wiped your eyes, and your cheek. You drooled. That was embarrassing. You really hoped you didn’t drool on him.

“I don’t mind. It’s only been an hour. You helped me sleep,” the moment it left Tomura’s mouth he regretted it. He was a creep. He finally got someone to like him, and he’s still being a creep. “S-sorry, that sounds weirder than I thought it would,” the nervousness had settled back in, till you laughed.

“No, it was cute. I slept really good too. Do you have any classes today?” Even though you were excited for Tomura to take you out, you wanted to clean up and maybe find something nicer to wear.

“Uh, no, did you wanna do something? ‘Cause I have an idea of where I wanna take you,” his heart thumped loudly in his chest, he’s never been more worried about a decision. You liked gaming, so maybe you’d like this.

“What is it?”

“It’s a surprise.”

When you got back to your dorm, you changed into an outfit that made you feel the most confident. It helps that it shows off all the right things in all the right places. As you were getting ready, your phone rang.

“Hello?”

“Hey! I wanna update on the Tomura and you situation,” Ochaco seemed almost as excited as you. “I asked Izuku about it and apparently he’s tried to talk to him a few times. Izuku said he gave him the cold shoulder a lot.”

“Well, I want to his dorm for yesterdays tutoring session, and I just went for it,” you didn’t know how to phrase ‘I made out with a dude in his dorm and fell asleep in his bed and I’ve only hung out with him for like four days’ without sounding like you were insane. “Say, ‘Chaco, do you believe in soulmates?”

“I think it exists. You might have to wade through a lot of bad people, and a lot of good people who don’t fit right. Eventually, though, you’ll meet the one who’s right for you. Do you maybe think he’s yours? I’d say it’s a little early but trust your gut.”

“I dunno. We kissed. it felt so new and yet it felt like I’d done it a million times before. Deep down he’s sweet and gentle, considerate. I think he just pushes everyone away because he’s scared,” rubbing the back of your neck, you sighed. “I just think there’s more to him than he’s willing to show. I wanna figure him out,” Ochaco made a small noise of approval, and you could almost hear her smile.

“If you make him feel safe, he’ll open up. Are you gonna see him today?” This was the hard part. Admitting you’d slept in his bed. Comfortably and willingly curled into his chest.

“Yeah, but I kinda already have?” Ochaco choked on something, coughing before she responded.

“Wh-what do you mean? I won’t shame you for… y’know, but it’s not really like you,” she meant well, you knew that. Admittedly, it sounded bad and you could’ve added more context.

“Well, last night I fell asleep in his bed. We didn’t do anything, just watched movies. I wanted to be close to him, it was like my body couldn’t be away from his. So I put my head on his chest and he kinda recoiled. Eventually he calmed down but I’m worried he’s uncomfortable with me being touchy with him,” you bit your lip. Your anxiety, well placed or not, was making you want to hide away and never come out.

“Maybe that’s not the case. Be forward and ask him. I think you’re worrying too much,” she was right, again. You hoped a deep breath would calm your anxiety. It didn’t. As you thought of a response, a knock at your door made you jolt.

“I gotta go, I’ll text you!” Quickly opening the door, you saw a nervous Tomura, rocking on his feet.

“Y-you’re always so beautiful. How do you do that?” His face was flushed, hands in his hoodie pocket.

“I’m not,” you chuckled. “Just like you aren’t smart all the time.” Locking your door, you followed Tomura out of the dorms.

“I guess you’re right. Do you trust me enough to let me drive? It’s not too far but I’m not gonna make you walk it,” his hands were sweaty. He wanted to hold your hand so badly but he felt so gross.

“I trust you. What kinda car do you have?” As you approached the parking lot, the car he walked up to shocked you. “I-is that your car?” He pulled a set of keys out of his pocket and the unlocked it. It was a black BMW, and it was the nicest car in the lot.

“Yeah, it’s… not the one I wanted. My dad got it for me,” being the gentleman he is, he opened your door for you. The inside was just as nice, slick and all black. “Well, it’s my adoptive father. I don’t wanna be seen as some rich kid.”

“You’re doing a good job, I wouldn’t have suspected it,” this was a strange development. Tomura was apparently loaded, or at least his family was. That’s why he never worked and could afford to stay inside all day. “So, what’s your family like?”

“It’s just him. He owns a company. When my parents… died, he was the only one that wanted to take me in. Everyone else was scared of me.” His bottom lip was grasped firmly between his teeth, so you dropped the subject.

“You still haven’t told me where we’re going,” you gazed out the window, checking out every place on the block. “I can’t wait.”

“Ha, it’s a surprise. We’re close, actually, so cover your eyes,” he gave you his beautiful, crooked smile, so you entertained him. Putting your hands over your eyes, you felt the car pull to a stop. The door shut and yours opened. “C’mon, you said you trusted me,” his hand grabbed yours, and you realized how big his hands were. They were thin, palms the size of your own hands. “Okay, you can open them.”

What you saw was a large room full of arcade games, a bar along the wall. Different kinds of games were scattered across the room. There were TVs and consoles, couches, and hallways to other areas. There was a few people in here, but most of them were so engrossed in their games, they didn’t notice the two of you enter.

“I’ve never seen this place before, I didn’t even know it was here,” you followed him to the bar as he ordered two drinks. “You picked a good spot.”

“Yeah, most people haven’t, it’s a hole in the wall, and it’s usually empty. that’s why i like it. I figured you would too,” he hands you a glass and taps his fingers on his own, trying not to scratch at his neck. “Can I tell you something?”

“Of course! But what’s in this? It is… strong. Is this what you normally drink?” You took a sip and it burns the whole way down, the flavor is good but it’s an intense amount of alcohol.

“It’s an old fashion. I just get it stronger. It doesn’t really affect me all that much so I have to get more than most,” his fingers are tapping on the counter incessantly. Of course, when he needs to say something important he gets nervous, his throat dry and his voice shaking. “D-do you have some kind of ulterior motive? Because most people stay away from me. Usually that’s for the best. If I don’t hurt the people close to me, I end up driving them off. I guess what I’m trying to get at is, I don’t want you to just leave like-“ you interrupted him and grabbed his hand. All he could think about now was how soft your hands were. How you grabbed his hand like it was nothing, like it wasn’t a big deal. It might not have been to you, but it meant the world to him.

“You’re overthinking it. I really like being around you, I promise. I want you to be able to relax,” you knocked back the rest of your drink. “I wanna have fun with you, I promise I’m not thinking about doing anything else,” he needed the courage, so he finished his own drink and ordered two more. “What’s a game you’re not good at so I can finally kick your ass in it?”

The two of you played multiple games, leading into hours of drinking and gaming. You finally beat him in Mario Kart, and laughed.

“It’s ‘cause I’m not on top of my game, I can’t play when I’m drunk, baby,” oh shit. Tomura didn’t mean to let that slip. “F-fuck, I didn’t mean-“ you put a finger to his lips, heavy-lidded eyes staring deep into his.

“Don’t worry about it, it was cute,” you smiled a wide, drunken smile and moved closer to him on the large couch. Tomura bought you as many drinks as you wanted, but slowed down himself. Neither of you realized you’d been there for hours.

“You ready to head out?” He stood, waiting for you to answer, but you laughed and grabbed at his arm.

“Anywhere with you, anywhere,” you tried to stand but your legs failed you. Tomura rolled his eyes and picked you up, pulling your legs around his waist.

“Just hold onto me for a second, you’re drunk as fuck,” you giggled in his ear the entire way out to the car. It made his ears and face flushing red to match yours. His wasn’t because of alcohol, though. It was hard to believe someone could make him feel like this. As he placed you in the passenger seat you pulled him down to kiss him, and he allowed you a chaste peck on the lips. “I don’t wanna get second hand drunk, calm down,” he chuckled and started the drive back. You were a borderline nuisance. Taking off your seatbelt to curl up, asking him to slow down when you were stopped. Even so, he found you so incredibly cute when you were drunk. He picked you back up when he parked in the lot, and you tugged at his hair.

“Take me to your dorm Tomura, please,” his name has never sounded more beautiful than on your lips. “Please, can’t be alone right now,” you rested lazily against his neck, and he gave you a quick kiss on the head, loving your smell.

“We’re here,” he supported you while opening his door, praying Touya was gone. The dorm was empty, and quiet, which was perfect. You were gently laid in bed, and Tomura disappeared into the kitchen.

“Tomuraaa,” you were slurring your words, unable to keep your eyes open. Getting you this drunk was not a part of the original plan, but he’d still take care of you. Soon enough he came back with a plate and a glass of water.

“I’m here,” he set them down on the end table and pulled you up to sit. “You need to eat, you’re a little too drunk. This will make you feel better. It’s a panini I got for lunch today. Don’t make me hand feed you.”

“I liked it when you called me baby,” you muttered between mouthfuls, trying desperately to stay awake. “You should do it again. More.”

“You’re… you’re just drunk, just relax. I’ll get you taken care of so you can go to sleep,” he looked away from you, nervous. His hand started scratching at his neck aggressively, digging into the skin there for the first time in a while. You pushed the food aside and grabbed his hoodie sleeve.

“Tomura, c’mon, just… just fuck me, you know you wanna,” lip between your teeth, you tried to pull him closer.

“No. Not a chance. Not tonight. You’re drunk and I’m not gonna take advantage of you for… for my first experience with you. I want you to be all there when it happens. Please, baby,” he pulled your hands off of his clothes. Fear settled in his stomach. How would you respond? Would it upset you that he denied you? You probably wouldn’t even remember you said it.

“Mmmph. Fine. Do you even wanna sleep with me? I bet you’d be gentle,” shaking his head in defeat, he crawled in next to you, and pulled the covers up. His arms snaked around you and pulled you up against his chest.

“I… I do but I want it to be special. I’ve thought some terrible, gross things about fucking you. I think it should be special. I think you’re special,” sometime in the middle of his sentence, you had fallen asleep. Soft snores fell from a wide open mouth. Tomura kissed your temple, feeling more sane than he has in a long time.

[nightswithkookmin]

I'M FINALLY GOING SOLO GUYS😔

Never in a million years could I have imagined this day. I mean lets face it i was kinda hovering on that edge for a while now and some of you noticed 😕

No i didn't break up with my girl.

I'm going Solo for Jungkook 😭😭😭

It's the pink for me. He kicked toxic masculinity right in the ass with this one and took Harry styles' spot in my cold gay heart🤧

Men wear pink and Jungkook looks so good in it. The aesthetics is mwah. Chefs kiss.

Fuck. This whole sequence was sexy.

Never felt giddy excited in my hooha for a man before and here i I thought Jimin was the only one who had me in that chokehold.

Y'all saw the way he walked in right?? Whew the swag!!!!! Jeikei!!!!! He's so coooolll!

He's so main character i forgot Charlie was in the video for a sec💀

And his voice.... he really beat charlie puth?? He beat charlie and English is not his first language I'm sorry but that's talent right there I'm stanning. He killed his part and made it the whole song.

And Hobi😳😳😳😳

What is he doing???

Am I the only one who thinks, damn you were hiding all this in BTS???

I have more on repeat and I'm not doing it for the numbers. I genuinely enjoy this song. He set the bar way high for whoever comes after him😭😭😭😭😭

Y'all know where I bought into his Solo right? When it dropped and he did his thang. Yiu know that thang he does that i like when he's on stage delivering- guys! I'M A HOBI SOLO TOO😭😭😭😭😭😭

He put out the most queerest MV I've ever seen and I've seen industry baby by lil nas x💀

When he held his neck like he's choking it triggered the bdsm hoe in me- I SAY MORE

THESE MEN ARE REALLY COOL. Love their swag and though i wasn't sure how I'd feel bout their Solo careers I'm kinda vibing with it.

Hobi's MV is well produced and they did him right with the budget. I'm used to the aggressive rap styles of Suga and on OT7 songs hearing Hobi's gentle almost musical singing style of rap after Suga or Namjoon's rough riding soothes me. I was waiting for him to hit me hard but it never came. I felt made love to not fucked. But the beat oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh chileeee okruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. I'm scared for the live performance of this. He's gon rock us wild incite violence in us🔥🔥

Hobi is a gentle lover musically speaking. You don't expect that kind of gentlelity when you look at him and his packaging. He raises his hand and you wimp in fear but he comes down to caress your cheeks and whisper in your ears.

He's the contrast between Suga and Namjoon. You don't expect any roughness and manhandling from Namjoon and Suga when you look at them but that's when they throw you and slam you hard into the ground when you least expect.

I want more of Hobi. I want this. This Hobi i mean. Solo Hobi. I'm excited butt quivering pussy throbbing excited for his entire Album.

Visuals. Check. Stage presence. Immaculate. What a performer. He understands the assignment. Not sure if his non aggressive rap style is his weakness or strength but it is what makes him unique. More is dope. Fire. If yall don't stream this song I'll hunt you down and tickle yall till you pee.

Stream the shit out of the music. You'd want to. It's good. Jungkook ate left right. These men are doing great and I'm kinda super excited to see this journey to the end too.

And here I thought I'd never be a Solo

Congrats Hobi and Jungkook. Y'all are amazing 😭😭😭😭🔥

[i-have-a-wonky-eye-too]

Tumblr for some reason keeps flagging the original post even when there's no reason to so I'm reposting!

Anonymous: Hii! I was wondering if you could write a Bucky Barnes x reader smut with the prompts 20, 19 and 9 where the reader is a virgin? Thank you so much

Thank you very much for this request. I had fun writing (and I got a little carried away writing too). Hope you like it!

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First time. Last time... Part 2

Bucky Barnes x virgin!reader smut

Prompts: Are you... Are you a virgin?/YOU. ARE. MINE/Daddy's girl

Warnings: swearing, oral, fingering, sex, first time, daddy kink (because I'm a hoe for it)

<Part 1<

“Relax. Baby girl, I’ve got you.” Bucky whispered against your lips.

The two of you stood by the side of your bed, your hands laying on each other as you slowly began to undress. You bit your lip as Bucky kissed your skin, the feeling sending you crazy. Somehow you managed to unfasten his shirt and slowly push it down his broad shoulders where you began laying kisses across his skin.

Bucky pulled back from where he’d been kissing your upper arm, so he could removed his shirt fully. You kissed from his right shoulder across his chest until you came to his left.

Bucky’s breath caught in his throat as you pulled away. “I’m sorry if you hate-”

“I don’t hate it, Bucky.” you looked up to him as you placed your fingers over the scares. It broke your heart to think of the pain he must have gone through. “You’re beautiful.” you whispered, leaning forwards to press a line of kisses over them.

Bucky smiled as he let his eyes close and his head fall back. He’d never felt this before, he never felt loved before. Sure he’d had a share of woman in the 40’s but not once did any of them make him feel like you were doing right now. He reached up and cupped your face before he crashed his lips against yours again. You moaned into his mouth and your hands fell to his hips. Bucky slowly moved his lips from yours to your jaw, kissing his way down as he slipped your dress from your shoulders and down your body. Bucky began to kiss your lips again as he placed his hands on your lower back where your panties began before he bent down, skimming his hands over the round of your ass until they came to your thighs where he grabbed you, quickly picking you up off the floor.

You gasped at the sudden movement, letting his tongue into your mouth so he could deepen the kiss. Bucky placed you onto of the mattress before he broke the kiss, just hovering over you for a moment.

He smiled as he took in your beauty. “I love you, Y/N.” he whispered.

You smiled back at him. “I love you too, James.”

Bucky stood back up and pulled his pants off so he was just in his boxers, having gotten rid of his shoes and socks earlier along with your heels. He knelt back onto the bed and gently began to pull your lace panties off, revealing your throbbing heat to him. He bit back the moan that threatened to break as he gently pulled your legs apart. “Sweetheart… you’re just, beautiful.” He whispered as he came face to face with your pussy.

Your head fell back into the pillows as his tongue came into contact with your clit. You weren’t stupid, you knew the ins and outs of sex. You knew there were certain things that needed to happen and you were happy tp experience everything possible if Bucky was the man to show you. Hell, he’d only flicked his tongue four times over your clit and you were in heaven.

“Fuck, yes!” you moaned lifting your hips.

Bucky chuckled, placing his hands on your hips to hold you down. “You like that, babygirl?” you nodded whimpering as he continued licked your pussy. You felt the tip of his tongue enter your hole which made you gasp. “Want to touch you, baby? Want daddy to finger you pretty, tight hole?”

Daddy? “Yes… please... “ you moaned.

Bucky’s flesh fingers left your hip on to be placed at the bottom of your slit. You felt him run his index finger up your folds a few times before he slowly pushed the didget in. “Oh, fuck baby… you’re so tight… gotta get at least another in babygirl…”

You nodded frantically. “God, yes, please!”

Bucky pulled his finger out and replaced it with the other so the two were equally lubed with your juices before he slipped both fingers in together. You cried out at the new feeling inside you. His thick fingers felt wonderful inside you, you couldn’t wait for his cock to be filling you up. “Shit, baby. You’re gonna squeeze my cock so good, aren’t you? Gonna squeeze daddy’s cock dry, hmm?”

You nodded again. “Yes, daddy. Please… need you…”

Bucky chuckled. “Not yet baby. Gotta make sure you’re nice and stretched for me.” he once again began licked your clit, only this time there was the added sensation of his fingers moving in and out of you.

He started off slow but you begged him to move faster and he did. Soon you were moaning out loud as he finger fucked you hard ans fast. “That’s it baby… cum for me… cum for daddy.”

“FUCK! YES!” you screamed out as you came all over Bucky’s hand.

“Fuck, baby… can’t wait to ne inside you…” Bucky sat back on his knees and quickly pulled his boxers of letting his rock hard cock spring free. You licked your lips at the sight of him. “Does daddy’s girl like what she sees?” Bucky smirked as he stroked his cock with his hand that was soaked from you.

You nodded gulping. “Yes, daddy.”

Bucky grinned down at you. Not once had he ever thought you were a virgin. From the things he’d heard you, Nat and Wanda talk about he wouldn’t have thought you were. That’s where he got the daddy kink from. Hearing you say you hoped he had one because he was definitely daddy material had him rock hard and he knew he definitely had one for you.

“Good, cause it’s all for you.” he lowered himself over you resting his weight on his left hand as he used used his right one to line himself at you entrance. “Ready, beautiful?”

You nodded taking a deep breath. “I’m ready, James.” you whispered.

Fuck, that had him hard too.

Slowly Bucky pushed himself inside you. You both cried out as his dick filled you up. He stop about half way knowing he was much larger than most men but also because you’d gone quiet. “Baby girl?”

You shook your head. “Fuck, no, I’m fine… fuck, your big, Buck.”

Bucky chuckled as he nodded his head. “Sorry, baby… do you want me to stop?”

You shook your head. “God, no… I want more of you.” you smiled up at him making him laugh a little more.

“Okay, but I’m going slow.” you agreed. Slowly Bucky pushed all the way inside of you, stopping for a second time to allow you to adjust to him before he began to pull out. “Talk to me, baby. Let me hear you.”

“You feel so good, baby.” you whispered as Bucky kissed your neck. Bucky pushed back in making you moan again. “Fuck! Please… Bucky….”

Bucky didn’t want to hurt you but he couldn’t hold back forever and you didn’t want him to, it just felt too good. Bucky picked his pace up a little, moving his hand back so he could wrap your leg around his waist. You moaned loudly as Bucky slammed into you, his lips leaving warm kisses all over your neck. Your nails dug into his back as you tried to pull him closer.

"Fuck, baby-" he moaned pulling back, immediately crashing his lips against yours. His left arm slid around your body, pulling you closer to him as his right hand slid up your front. His hand began kneading your breast as he continued to fuck you hard and slow. "You feel so good baby."

"Bucky! I'm gon- I'm gonna-"

"Let go baby, I'm right with you." Bucky moaned as he felt your walls clench around him. You screamed out as your second orgasm hit you hard. "FUCK!" Bucky grunted as he came, catching himself before his full body weight crushed you.

After he had managed to catch his breath he slowly pulled out of you and laid between your legs resting his forehead on your thigh as you slowly caught your breath.

Bucky smiled against your thigh as he slowly lifted himself up. He bent down and pressed a kiss to your thigh then your hip. "YOU. ARE. MINE." he whispered, kissing his way up your body. He hovered over you smiling down at you.

"Who's are you?" he grinned.

"Daddy's girl."

[hitoshisbabygirl]

WHEWWWW CHILEEE 🥵😳👀

After a certain conversation I saw from the lovely @mythiccheroacademia about a bass voice induced/hood(ish) Tamaki I HAD to write this idea. I feel like he’s still be shy but let the right one say down outta pocket shiii...the black force energy is ACTIVATED and he’s not backing down from a fight 😌

So I write this up , I hope it’s okay sskksndkdn it’s really my first official black!reader with a character 🥺 (also me admitting how much I love Cece and her works with this here 👉🏾👈🏾)

Paring(s) : Tamaki Amajiki x Black!reader

Word count: roughly 2.4K

Warnings ; LANGUAGE LANGUAGE LANGUAGE. Just some explicit language of tama telling off hoes ✨ jealous and hot under the collar tamaki of sorts 😌 yes tamaki is older, they’d both graduated and currently in a pro hero company

Don’t play with me// T. Amajiki

It was just a day out with your loving boyfriend Tamaki. The two of you had been dating for a while. Now in the summer of no classes and no extra hero work to do , the two of you decided to do way more together; dates, game nights, other festivities you name it the shy boy went along with it. To the surprise of you both, your two cousins and big brother decided to have a surprise trip to Japan to see you, and to meet the man who stole your heart. They were rough around the edges, tattoos as far as the eyes could see, but to you, they were who you grew up with, the fun and adrenaline filled things y’all did made up your childhood and life until you transferred to U.A wanting to strengthen your own quirk and be a hero , plus you always wanted to visit japan, you being prepared already, almost outstanding in your Japanese, and loving the culture you could experience first hand there.

And that’s where you met a very shy but handsome Tamaki Amajiki. Surprising most around him the two of you hit it off, understanding eachother and quietly talking to yourselves about whatever topic that came up. It was evident to his friends, especially his best friend Mirio that he had fallen for the exchange student from across seas, who stole his heart and made him more confident. Getting that confidence boost made him ask you out, and now you two were a happy couple of 2 years, going on to a lifetime.

Which brings us to the current time, it too you at least a half hour for him to come from your shared room to meet his other family to be. After the first tedious round of talking , the boys were getting along, Tamaki trying (and failing) to fit in with your more aggressive brother. Sighing you called out to them “Aye, I’m gonna get some food, want anything?” With calls of ‘nah’ and full meals you sighed, taking down who wanted what and leaving . They planned to be here a week or two, and that alone wasn’t bad. They just could be...hot under the collar and with them having explosive quirks, you didn’t want a fight breaking out from someone looking at their “little sister” wrong.

The weeks went by too fast, the five of you having a lot of fun together, exploring and just catching up on what you missed back home. Giving you a hug each of them told you how much they loved you and would be back while you were still on break. Giving your brother a suspicious look he laughed “ Don’t worry , mama’s coming up too, she misses her baby” he said as you laughed “ I was just curious on how you got the money to keep coming back and forth here to see me” “I got that promotion at the construction company, more money, and way better hours” he laughed as you gave him a bigger hug “and you’re just now telling me as you leave, you ass” giving you one last look he smiled, throwing a hand up at your usually timid boyfriend “I’ll see you later G ight? Don’t forget what we talked about and what we taught you yeah?” He said as Tamaki did the same back , giving a surprising “I got it” back to him as they walked down the driveway to their cab. “What did he tell you?” You questioned as he gave you a uncharacteristic smirk, kissing your forehead “don’t worry about it sweetheart”

As the next few vists happened throughout the year you realize tamaki was becoming more and more like your brother, less timid and more dominant over conversations, but your soft and loving tamaki never left, if anything it got stronger. He took you out to the mall to shop, wanted to do more outside dates and loved picking out cute outfits with you. He enjoyed the ink adorning your skin even more than he did when he first saw it, asking for you to help him pick out something for him eventually. “Okay who are you and what did you do with tamaki?” You questioned one day when he came home, giving you your usual kiss as he came in the door. Except it was nothing like you had before, he put his hand under your chin and tilted you until you were in your tippy toes to keep the kiss as deep as he started, his other hand dangerously low on your back as he gave your ass a squeeze, chuckling as you gasped, pulling away with a smug look “Hey doll what’s up? How’s your day been?” He asked as he slid past you, Ignoring the shocked look on your face “Tamaki how are you feeling? Are you alight you’ve never been this..forward” tilting his head he came over to where you were , standing in your shared kitchen with your bottom lip in your mouth. Grinning he pulled it from your teeth, giving you another peck “You shouldn’t be teasing your bottom lip, that’s for me to do” he whispered as you gasped, burying you face into his wide chest. “Nothings wrong with me sweetheart, I just..realized how valuable you are to me. You’ve always been but...I know to what level of a queen I have as my girlfriend yknow?” The iconic shy Tamaki made an appearance , making you look up to him. He was shy but he was confident behind what he was saying. “It’s not a bad thing..I like it” you admitted as you traced his cheek “Good, Heyo don’t think I’ll be changing again”

This year for a piece of your summer break you and Tamil decided to go visit back to the states, the two of you loving and hating the heat wave that hit you coming off of the plane. Once again you were with your brother and only one of your cousins this time, visiting your mom and having family cookouts. Planning to stay a month you two had some time to spend together and with your family. Your nieces and nephews loved Tamaki, the fact he could make his limbs into what he ate made them love to try and have him pick them up with his tentacles the most. Your mom loved him and everyone had accepted him as your husband to be.

On one of the hottest days y’all experienced there, you decided to wear one of the cutest outfits you had bought, a two piece ; a crop top and a mini skirt. Both pieces black with blue butterflies over them. As you sat in the living room waiting for your boyfriend you heard footsteps from upstairs, being greeted with a sight you wish to burn on your eyelids. A tank top , the infamous, grey Nike joggers and black forces. A whole meal stood in front of you. Holding in a gasp and a subconscious lip but you cleared your throat, giving him a reassuring smile “well look at you, you really are turning into my brother” you joked as he gave you a shy smile “ I wanted to wear something I’m not used to..I hate things clinging to me..unless it’s you of course “ he teased back as you wrapped your arms around his torso, standing on your tiptoes as you gave his cheek a kiss “you look good..really good..I might have to fight the girls around the block if they look at you wrong.” You warned as he smirked, wrapping a large arm around your shoulder “don’t worry they have nothing on you baby..”

Heading out to get some lunch you fanned yourself with your hand, the heat really getting to you as you stood in line. Tamaki when you get drinks, promising to meet you back at the circle so you two could heard to the nearby shopping plaza, wanting to get some more things before going to get some games to play later with your family members who planned to come and hangout before one of their games came on that night. You and Tamaki were planning to just be upstairs and watching your own movie by then.

Hearing someone clear their throat you valves over to see a shorter, chocolate man staring at you, a wide grin on his face as he licked his lips “whatsup baby how are you today?” Knowing how this was gonna turn out you gave him a polite smile and a quick “I’m fine” before going to look around to see if you saw that familiar tuff of indigo walking around “Soo..what's a fine ass girl like you doing in this heat alone? You’re [. ]’s sister right?” He continued as you shook your head yes, not giving him a thought as you stared at your phone “You aint gotta be shy , your brother knows me. I’ve always saw you and that ass wander around when you used to be here, now you moved away to some other country what was it again? China ? That Asian land aint meant for a sista like you, they don’t even got enough to please you with unlike me” sighing you started to correct him “I live in Japan for one, two I have a boyfriend and three don’t you still have something unresolved with that one girl? Ion need nothing from no one that isn’t my boyfriend thanks” You snapped back as he laughed, comfortably putting an arm on your shoulders “Oh who ol’ girl Ki? Nah I ain’t messing with her and what , you got you a little Japanese man , what is he and his short ass gon do yo me huh? Don’t think that you having one of those short Kung Fu doing ass gon do anything to a real man now baby, you’ve been eating too much rice huh?”

Before you could open your mouth you felt an arm wrap around your waist and move in front of you. Now staring at the strong back of your boyfriend you went to stop him before your mouth dropped open “And who said ya ass could keep talking to her huh?” Without a stutter in sight Tamaki snapped back to the slightly shorter and smaller male “ And who the hell are you?” “The same man you wanna talk about being a short ass Asian” with a look of interest you watched your boyfriend stand up for you “Ooohhh I get it , you think you can just step up to anyone and they not be scared of you huh? Mann you aint in Japan anymore boy , you ain’t gon do shit” the guy barked back, making Tamkai raise an eyebrow and laugh, looking him up and down before squatting down some to match the arguing guys height “At least I can reach my girlfriend, even she can look down at you” which a few ‘oohs’ and ‘damns’ coming from the bystanders the boy gave him a snarl as he tried to come for Tamaki again “she wants some real dick not some little pepper in her walls” and with that Tamaki gave him a even harder laugh, walking until they were too close for your comfort, before you could stop him he gave his last and seemingly damaging blow “But I wonder who’s dick she’s bouncing on and screaming for more from hm? Oh trust me I know how to dick her down and then some”

With his words he reached over and pulled you to his hip by your ass, making the boy give up with a huff , walking away as the others around him boo’d and made fun of him, praising Tamaki as he gave his own satisfied smirk, dapping up some of the guys who came up to him.

Pulling you from the line he left his hand at your hips as your jaw still was open “Where in the hell did you learn that?? Damnit [. ] he must’ve taught you” you huffed as he looked you over , licking his lips as he kissed your cheek. “Mhn..your brother said defend what you love so..I simply did that. He had no business thinking he could step to my girl and hit on her from thinking he was good enough to talk to a queen, my queen at that. Shit ain’t sweet but I respect myself and you too much to fight some low life” he finished as you bit your lip, liking this side of him “Well shit...aren’t you the man Tamaki?” He laughed as he kissed you, biting where you were tugging on your bottom lip to make you let out a squeal. Pulling away he gave a lopsided smile “I’ma keep true to what I said too, when we get home I’m making sure you know I meant what I just said back there, no one tries to take what’s mine, especially with mediocre ass attempts with dick” he growled as you stuttered giving him a wide eyed look. Maybe tamaki was less of the baby you’ve come to see him as. Once you got home, Tamaki made sure you knew how much he loved you, making true on the words he threw to that guys he got into it earlier

[kirishimabestcharacter]

snap! mha boys

oneshots in which y/n snaps at girls feeling up on her mans, feat. izuku midoriya and bakugou katsuki

BAKUGO KATSUKI 💥

today, you and katsu went out to eat

you both are in your third year at UA

the waitress was being subtly flirty with bakugo, and he seemed annoyed but you both ignored it

‘‘how about we eat here, y/n?’‘ ‘‘sounds good to me, katsu.’‘ you both walked in and were greeted by the host, who led you to a table of two. the table was farther in the back of the restaurant.

‘‘we’ll have a waiter out to you two in a few minutes! please, enjoy.’‘

‘‘thank you!’‘ you exclaimed. katsuki thanked the waiter as well.

you and katsuki were talking about nonsense and playfully bickering for a few minutes until a waitress came to serve you two. ‘’hi, welcome to (insert restaurant here cause idk what to call it). can i get you two started on any appetizers or drinks?’’ you noticed she was eyeing bakugo the whole time she was speaking. yeah, it was no secret bakugo was handsome, but she could clearly see the two of you were together. ��’uh.. hi, yeah, i’ll just have a water for now..’’ the waitress turns to you and immediately changes her facial expression to something of disgust. ‘’okay, i’ll get that out for you. and what may you have?’’ she turns to bakugo with a smirk on her face. you felt your cheeks heating up out of anger, but you restrained yourself. ‘’yeah, i’ll have a water as well.’’ katsuki sensed your discomfort. ‘’two waters.. i’ll have that out asap!’’ when she walked away, katsuki asked you whats wrong. ‘’whats up with you babe?’’ ‘’i don’t like the way she was looking at you, katsuki.’’ ‘’don’t overreact y/n. you know i wouldn’t leave you for anyone else.’’ ‘’ yeah yeah, i know.’’ ‘’i’m going to the restroom, okay?’’ ‘’okay.’’ as you watched him walk to the restroom, you saw the waitress look at him and start to follow behind. ‘’oh hell no,’’ you said to yourself. 

‘‘uh, hi?’‘ bakugo looked at the waitress with puzzled look on his face. why the hell is she following me? he thought. the waitress took her fingers and traced them up and down his arm. ‘‘well.. i just thought... you’d want someone prettier. better. i could probably make you feel so much better than that whore over there... what do you say, hot stuff? me and yo-’‘ ‘‘OH ABSOLUTELY NOT BITCH. THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?’‘ you came up behind her and pushed her. ‘‘you heard me,’‘ the waitress retorted. ‘‘listen up, you cockeyed bearded dragon lookin ass bitch. me and the man you just called hot stuff are dating, so i would advise that you walk away and get us our damn drinks before i call management on your skimpy ass.’‘ ‘‘i-’‘ ‘‘did i stutter? why are you still in my face?’‘ the waitress walked away quickly and placed your drinks on your table. ‘‘that’s my girl!-’’ ‘’shut the fuck up.’’

IZUKU MIDORIYA 🥦 

you and izuku decided to go to a hero convention today

you two are also in your third year at UA

you went to go get all might themed candy apples, but you came back and midoriya seemed scared

‘‘i’m so excited!!’‘ izuku almost yelled. ‘‘me too! i can’t wait to see mirko.’‘ ‘’i’m gonna get so many t shirts and posters...’’ he mumbled. you just smiled at the sight of how cute he was.

‘‘woahhh, zuku, this place is way bigger than i thought it would be!!” ‘‘yeah.. its huge...’‘ ‘‘OH MY GOD THERE’S A MIRKO STAND!!!’‘ ‘‘WAIT Y/N DON’T RUN OFF-’‘ the day consisted of you two going around the convention, meeting heroes, and buying merchandise.

‘‘ugh, i love mirko so much. her panel was so good! don’t you think, izuku?’’ ‘’yeah y/n, i think she said a lot of good stuff... i see why you look up to her now.’’ ‘’yea- ZUKU!! ALL MIGHT CANDY APPLES!! I’LL GO GET SOME, STAY HERE-’’ ‘’Y/N- sheesh.’’ what you didn’t notice is that since you two walked out of the panel, a girl had been checking midoriya out. she walked over to him.

 ‘’hey there.. how about i get your number?’’ izuku was terrified. what if you came back and thought he was cheating, then you got mad and dumped him? his face was frozen in fear. ‘’ i uh- i- i uh-’’ ‘’ohh come on...’’ the girl started. ‘’better idea,’’ she leaned into his ear. ‘’how about we ditch the bitch over there and grab something to eat?’’ izuku stepped back. ‘’i um- i’m good..’’ ‘’pleaseeee-’’ she took his scarred hand. ‘’oh wow, these scars are so cool, how did you get them?’’ you saw the look on midoriya’s face and the girl who was touching him. ‘’oh god,’’ you said. you sped walked over to them. ‘’whats going on here?’’ midoriya had never been happier. ‘’oh thank god, you’re back-’’ ‘’um, who are you?’’ the girl said. ‘’i’m his girlfriend, who are you?’’ the girl smirked. ‘’you might just be the side hoe after this, love..’’ ‘’the fuck did you just say to me?’’ you handed the candy apples to izuku and walked up to her. ‘’you low down, dirty, musty, crusty ass bitch. how the hell you gon come up here and try to holla at my man when yo breath smells like ten pounds of bounce that ass? bitch, you deadass built like the alligator from princess and the frog and yo forehead on swole mode. and you smell like fish. go brush your fuckin tongue before you open that nasty ass mouth of yours. like damn, pick a struggle.’’ her cheeks had reddened up in embarrassment and people had stopped by to laugh at her. after she ran away, you turned back to izuku. ‘’i fuckin hate people like her. anyway, look at these apples!! they look just like all might, don’t they?’’ 

‘’uh... ye- yeah... they do...’’ 

this was so fun to write

[trippic]

trippie sat on the ground by the gravestone. his hands were wrapped around his legs as he kept knees close to his chest. it’s been three years without his best friend, and the pain was still there. it felt like trippie heard them gunshots yesterday. man, he would give everything to laugh with this fool again, even making the deal with the devil himself would’ve been a good idea for trippie. anything, just to see jahleh again.

but it was just a cold stone with jah’s name on it. the gun shots. not having a chance to say goodbye... more to it, trippie and jah went through a fight before the tragic event. trippie dropped his head down and quickly lit the blunt. the dark thoughts and guilt reached out their hands with long, slender fingers and locked them around rogue’s throat. he couldn’t breath. it’s all because of him. jahleh was nothing but a ride or die since a day one, shit, they probably knew each other since they were kids. they got into a gang together. jah was there when trippie has lost his brother. they both were sleeping at the parks when they had nowhere else to go. they laughed together, cried together. and then, they grew up. jah was the first one to get caught, at the age of 17. for trippie those were the worst days, but that’s when he fell in love. alexandria... his first love. it sounds funny, but when trippie fell in love for the first time, he got into a fight with jah. and it happened as soon as jahleh got out of jail. all these memories played a role of a dagger that kept stabbing him into his heart. “she’s a hoe, rou rou, dat bitch gon’ break ya heart. i don’t wanna go back to jail ‘cause i’m gonna fuck her up.” those words rung in tripp’s head as if it wasn’t years ago when jah said it. how stupid trippie was, he was foolishly in love and whatever jah had to say about alexandria has been received negatively by tripp. “the fuck jah, ya nuts or sumn? i thought ya ass gon’ be happy for me, instead ya bein’ a fuckin’ hater. or ya mad ya ain’t got a chance to get with her?” just like that, this right here used to be trippie’s answer, and nowadays trippie felt like throwing up and cutting his own throat. after that incident jah and tripp haven’t talked for like a month or two, and it was the first time for them to be apart for that long. rogue recalls being petty and going off on jah via instagram live. he was like 17 at that moment? and all because of a bitch... jah was right, jah tried to warn him, instead, trippie did him dirty.

and what about taykashi? jah tried to warn him again. when trippie and jahleh took their little pause, tripp got closer with another ‘gang mate’. the guy was crazy as hell, matching trippie’s energy and they actually had some good time together. and here was jah again, breaking his silence and approaching trippie first. “i know ya don’t fuck wit’ me, but look... ion want ya around taykashi. the kid is no good for ya, rougie. trust me this time.” trippie could remember pain and concern over jah’s tatted up face. shit, they even went and did their first face tattoos together. but at that damn moment, trippie didn’t want to hear shit. he was crazy in love with alexandria, and taykashi was right by his side. “jah, get the fuck out. i’m tired of ya ass trynna tell me who i can fuck wit. ya ass so fuckin’ jealous, shit’s annoying bruh. get some life bruh, shit.” and that’s when jah left tripp’s life again. the last time they spoke again is right before jah’s death. 

“just listen to me... i want to beat ya fuckin’ ass for being a bitch, tripp, no fuckin’ lie. i know ya been talkin’ shit ‘bout me, sayin’ i beat gisele’s ass when ya know i ain’t do shit. but i don’t give a fuck ‘bout it anymore. i know it’s ain’t you. that’s not my best friend, and guess what, i want my best friend back.” both of them were into each other’s face, their chests almost bumping together. trippie’s fists were balled up so tight his knuckles got white, jah kept clenching his jaw yet he controlled himself from throwing hands. jah’s eyes were gleaming and tripp could tell he heard cry in the other’s voice, but jah was that though ass motherfucker so he kept his cool. “shit, i don’t know, i might actually whoop ya dumb ass for dragging me through all the bullshit, but aye, i’m cool, i’m cool. i grew up. and i’m done with all this shit. i don’t know how, but imma get outta hood. ion want to be behind the bars again, ion care about dying but i ain’t going back there. i want ya stupid ass to run away wit’ me. i don’t want ya dead or locked up. ya a lil bitch, tripp, but ya my best friend, and i miss you.” tripp could hear alexandria giggling somewhere on the background while jah was pouring his heart out to trippie. and rogue didn’t want to admit it, but it meant a lot to him, but... all eyes were on them two, and trippie would rather die instead of showing his soft side in front of everybody. “ion know if ya just tried to apologize for ya weird ass behavior, jah, but i ain’t going nowhere. what i’m gonna do out there, huh? bruh, ya need to realize you’re a lil delusional; ain’t nobody needs nor awaits for us there, outside the hood. i’m good, bruh.” with a light shoulder bump, trippie walked past jah and went to alexandria, who kept giggling for no reason. and jahleh walked away, never looking back. and when his figure disappeared around the corner, that’s when tripp heard them fatal gun shots.

tripp felt like yelling and crying like a baby as he sat by the stone. he never had a chance to apologize. and he was a bitch. he deserves everything that has happened or is happening to him. jah was right about alexandria. jah was right about taykashi. because of a whore and a rat, rogue lost someone very special. but at the same time, trippie knew it’s not their fault. it was him. he felt like howling and crying his heart out, but he forgot how to release his emotions since the day his cell door got closed for the first time. a guilt, shame, void, and self-disgust made trippie to pull out his gun and brush his thumb over it. how can you live since you’re a bitch? “i don’t know bruh... maybe it would be another bitch move from me, ya know... on some pussy shit..” trippie smirked darkly while talking to the grave, the gun resting on his lap like a pet.then,  rogue took another pull from his blunt hoping to find a way out and looked up to the sky as if the answer was there.

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QUEENS COURT is now LIVE! Powered by Power 106 FM in partnership with TS MADISON and KHIA. The podcast will go live at 9 PM (yes we late) every SUNDAY. Starting off with a recap of the week, KHIA will share her opinions on the biggest news stories and rumors of the past seven days. The court will then be accepting callers (anons) to send in their own thoughts about the past week. To close the show, KHIA and TS will issue out presents to the celebrities discussed in the recap. Click below to stream the full episode!

TS MADISON: We are live baby! Welcome viewers and callers to Queens Court starring myself and the legendary Ms.Khia Thug Misses! We are going to get right into the gig tonight and waste no time. Now remember that everything said is alleged unless we say otherwise. We don’t need any of these rich folk trynna get us shut down or give us gag orders. Starting off this episode we are going to be having a segment of DIVORCE COURT. Now Miss.Khia how do we feel about some alleged trouble in paradise for the West family?

KHIA: Yes, allegedly Meat Lofi and Yeezus the Goddess marriage is on the rocks due to Meatys lack of housewife abilities. Allegedly Mr. Yeezus is sick and tired of his wife not being able to be his rock when he needs her to be. The people are saying Yeezus asks his wife multiple times during the day for his meds and a crustless ham and cheese and she reportedly can’t even handle that task. Allegedly he also is criticizing her ability as a mother. Reports are saying that the two’s eldest child has been playing tee-ball for about three months now, and Meaty hasn’t showed up to one game. As a mother and wife, your job is to be there for your kids. Bitch, your baby is out there playing her heart out in the dirt the least you could do is push that van to the park and give some orange peels out to the kids. Meat Lofi, I don’t really know what else to say about these allegations. I hope that they aren’t true and you’re actually out there with the other moms on game day. What else could you possibly be doing? I’m on team Yeezus with this situation, a real woman takes care of her tribe! I’m gon’ sentence this dizzy ass bitch to a year of Home Economics classes. Hopefully carrying around them plastic babies will help you take of your own! NEXT CASE!!!

TS: Wow, okay. Moving on to CIVIL COURT we have reports of rapper Saint being involved in an altercation with the members of DVSN, who as you all should know are signed to his management label. We were actually able to get some insiders tea on what that was about. Now Miss. Khia how do we feel about what took place earlier this week between the OVO family?

KHIA: Yes, apparently the stars were out for somebody’s event last week and Saint was one the bigger names mentioned, but for a completely different reason. Now, allegedly Paint

TS: Wait Miss.Khia, who’s Paint? 

KHIA: Oh, that’s what the ‘girls’ call him ‘round there on the Ave. ‘Paint Leave-A-Nigga-Shitty Arazi’ has not been paying his artist at all! Allegedly he’s been in debt for a while now due to him receiving costly services from the girls with ‘no no spots’ down there at the piers. Now the people are saying he’s been taking care of a woman by name of Dashiki but we gon get into that tea on a later date. But apparently this is the reason why his artist aren’t getting paid. This led to an altercation at the event last week where Paint got jumped by the struggling artists. I’m 100% sure this isn’t the first time Paint has been chucked around like this. Allegedly he’s been the host of annual “Arazi Bukkake” parties every first Sunday of Pride Month, so I’m sure this was familiar territory for him at first. But when them niggas started really lettin’ lose on him it became a bit too much. I’m gonna sentence Paint to three years of self defense classes and two years of personal finance classes. NEXT CASEEEE!!!

TS:

KHIA: Speaking of personal finances and leaving niggas shitty, next on the docket is Miss. Xymira Futon in BANKRUPTCY COURT. Now I’m not really gon’ spend much time on this one because I don’t believe this is her fault entirely. We the people allege that Ms. Futon has been getting played her entire career by our previous defendant Mr. Yahweh “Crazy Steve” West. It’s being alleged that Crazy Steve hasn’t been paying Cosmo and this resulted in the parking boot being clamped on her beat up ass G-Wagon. I’m Team Cosmo on this one how you feel about this shit sis?

TS: Girl, I-.

KHIA: You don’t wanna talk about this? Well I’ma leave it alone but like I been telling y’all hoes: Don’t trust no nigga, don’t trust no Christian, don’t trust no sissy?! Don’t trust Crazy Steve either. I’m sentencing Ms.Futon to remedial reading classes. Bitch ain’t no way in hell you read yo contract the way Crazy Steve swallowing up all yo’ coins. Go learn how to read and find a way to get out the asylum bitch. NEXT CASEEE!!!

TS: Okay, well. We are moving on to the COURT OF APPEALS. Now Miss. Thugga has been spotted around the beautiful city of Los Angeles for the first time in months since Señora Sabrina went on that lady’s show and told everyone that he was violent towards her. Now, Sabrina did have a lot of women and movements behind her that shamed the man but Miss. Thugga also has his believers who don’t believe the entire truth was told in the interview. Miss.Khia do we think the people should appeal Miss. Thugga’s sentence of cancellation?

KHIA: Yes, well just to recap apparently Sabrina is alleging that Thugga had been abusing her while and when they were together. She didn’t speak up about it while it was going on and we the people wanna know why? Why now out of all times would you tell us ‘bout how this man been knockin’ you in yo shit for the better half of y’alls relationship? I don’t know bout this one y’all, I’m team Thugga on this. I think Sabrina’s ultimate plan was to trap him with a baby but since she’s not able to really produce children like that, ALLEGEDLY, the plans fell through. Also the people have been saying that Thugga had already moved on to another women around the time she went to cryin’ on that old lady show. Now it all makes sense. Bitch you mean to tell me that this man been kickin’ off in yo ass for that long and you ain’t hit a Tina Turner and dart yo skinny ass across the street where grass is a lil bit greener? I just don’t believe this at all! Now that another bitch gathering up all of Thugga’s coins you wanna go to hollering bout how he been kickin’ off in yo ass? Well I’ll tell you this, for that amount of money a month bitch you should’ve continued to get knocked upside yo muthafuckin’ head! The court will appeal Thugga’s sentence and also sentence this lying ass bitch to a lie detector test so we can really see what’s going on here. Next case, I’m tired of talkin ‘bout this bitch.

TS: Oh Lord in Heaven, now we gon’ do our last segment before we start taking some callers. JUVENILE COURT also known as YOUNG DUMB AND FULL OF CUM! is now in session. Now allegedly some people spotted Miss. Chloe Love getting frisky with some D-Listers at an event earlier this week. Miss.Khia how do we feel about this?

KHIA: Well apparently Chloe “Slim Thug” Jones was seen at the drive-in party with one leg on the dashboard and the other hooked in the door handle, chile. Witnesses are alleging that Ms. Jones was sitting on the center console with her legs open wide as all outside while two other men were playing tether ball with her bean. We the people are alleging that these two men were rappers Blueface Bleedem and PontiacMadeDDG. I really don’t have a whole lot to say about this freaky ass lil bitch. I just want to ask, bitch how dumb could you possibly be to let these two melon munchers spread you open like that in the middle of a parking lot? The girls of the girls were supposedly out there trying to watch Precious in peace, but yo trifling ass wouldn’t allow them to do that? I’m sentencing yo pussy to the gas chambers bitch. CASE CLOSED!

TS: Okay that is all the time we have for cases today. The lines are open for callers if the people want to chime in and tell us how they feel about this past week. We’ll be spending the next hour talking to the callers before we get into the gift giving segment of the show. 

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I'll never understand why WB had to redesign the Batcast for the new Bat adventures. Some characters took getting used to. But as for the villains, I'm roasting they asses cus they're ugly. Can't change my mind.

These Oswalds together look like 2 different people bruh. But we're here to talk about new Oswald. This Wimpy x Olive Oyl fusion snoody looking ass bitch. I'd like his outfit if it didn't have that lazy drawned bow tie looking like 2 triangles glued together & those fake ass MJ gloves. Also when tf did he have 10 fingers in dis universe? Also fuck that hair. Rocking a balding Mullet like ponytail before. Now it's just a boring cut down. Got dat snooty ass bitch look on face like his bird shit don't be stinking. I'll rock tf out u. Lookin like a whole ass Looney character or sum mf from the 30s.

Wot da fuck dey got Selena wearing here? Sis looking like a whole ass alien. Kid vs Kat looking ass bish. And her skin white af too? Did sis fall in some damn Joker acid too? Sis whole lower face is white as shit! Dat shit paler than crack. Like sis got the white slapped outta her and she just turned whiter. Das probably what happened. Her ass probably got on my mans Bruce last nerves one night and got da shit backslapped out her ass.

So my dude Matthew got turned a different color pal & got his neck privileges revoked? Lazy af but not the worst revamp.

You kno that meme: "upgrade, upgrade, FUCK GO BACK!"? Dis pre much sums up Jonathan here. My mans jus looks so dirty here. Looking straight outta da trash bin. Like literally dirty. Nasty ass teeth probably got dat hot ass breath blowing thru them bitches. Das a real fear toxin right there. Long ass black as shit dirty ass hair. Tryna copy off my girl from the ring w dat shit. Need to take dat dirty ass wig and mask and Amish hat tf off my dude. It is not rocking you. Dat whole worn out trashy ass outfit ain't working for you either hoe. You need to take yo ass a bath bitch cus your arms looking brown and ashy as a bitch. You can not even THINK about borrowing anything from me w yo dirty creepy stalker lookin ass. If you don't put down that damn stick like yo ass need help walking and shit I oughtta bitch ya ass with the shit fo going around dressed like dis. Take that damn rope off your neck bitch fo I do something Bruce won't do.

Bruh, you can not go up to my face and tell me these niggas are the same person in the same mofucking universe! Jervis What da fuck did they DO TO YOU MY N**GA?? N**ga looking like a damn leprechaun with special needs and shit. Rocking all dat dookie green swag but you got no swag anymore my dude. It's shit like you clothes and yo breath! Yo shits wasn't perfect and white before but them hoes looking hella worse now. What you get drinking all that damn tea my n**ga. Ol Tiny ass n**ga. Like wot. HOW?! HOW TF DID YO ASS SHRINK??? LIKE SOMEBODY TOSSED YOU ASS IN A LAUNDRY DRYER AND PROBABLY FORGOT TO TAKE YO STUPID ASS OUT. PROBABLY WHY YO HAIR WHITE AND SMALL AS SHIT YA UGLY ASS LUCKY CHARMS LOOKING ASS CRACK FEENY. If you don't hop yo ass back under a rainbow with dem skinny ass broken heel lookin ass tap dancing shoes.

Victor, bruh, they dem did yo ass so dirty in the new adventures. I ain't gonna lie that new suit kinda ok. But you looking like a whole skeleton and shit. Lookin like a young Palpatine & shit. Ol Frisky dingo looking ass! Need to put those goggles back on. The least yo (spoiler) 2003 Baxter Stockman ass can do now.

Yo ass probably looking mad as shit cus ya can't jack it no more n**ga. Dats all gon now. Long with yo unloyal ass wife. How tf she gon bounce on you after everything you did for her? After all the years and bull you had to put up with & she leave yo cold ass for another nibba? Fuck DCAU Nora. Just fuck her.

Scarface lookin like a damn Fanboy & Chum Chum character & his boy over here lookin like Chode. Next.

UUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHGG.

Just. UAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH. Bruh I will never understand who tf thought this shit was a good idea?! Like who the fuck, was drawing dis nigga. Drew DIS Sus af shit. LOOKED at dis shit. And said to deyself: "Yeah dats da Riddler aight". HELL TO THE NAH DAT AIN'T NO DAMN DAS A (dick) FIDDLER! HE LOOKIN SUS AS FUCK NOW WITH THEM TIGHT AS GREEN SPANDEX AND THAT DARK AS HELL EYELINER. Looking like gay Christmas elf! Looking like a gay ass ballay dancer with them Spider Gwen ballerina shoes. You can't dance for shit nigga! Yo shit is SOOO DAMN TIGHT like I can get a good sight and shape picture of yo "Question mark" I'm telling y'all. sSSSUUUSSSSSSS. Looking like a bigasss lima bean. Skinny ass Jack skeleton moFucka. Like. They did my boy Eddy so freakin dirty with this. My mans had class, style, a nice look, HAIR. Now he. Whateverthelivingfuckdisbaldasspeterpanlookinmofuckasupposestobe. And i hate how that's how he did be lookin in almost every new Batverse when why tho? Nigg(m)a look stupid as hell. How tf he expect to be tooken seriously dressed and lookin like dis ? If I saw dis fucker in real life and he threatens me, imma laugh at his ass and beat him with his cane. Get ya Richard from Allen Gregory looking ass away from me. I can't!

Bruh it don't look that much but they did my mans Harvey dirty too. LOOK AT MY MANS FACE. good half i mean. Yall nigs kno. THESE MUHFUCKERS STRIPPED HIM OF HIS PRETTYNESS! Man. Dis version of Harvey was a pretty muhfucka. You can't deny dat shit

Even when he became Two-Face he still got dat 1 side of pretty.  And that deep af panty soaking voice to go along w it. He dat half and half package. 

Now HE LOOK LIKE DIS

WHOEVER TF DID DIS NEED DEY ASS WHOOPED! SQUARE TF UP NOW. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE EYEBROWLESS VERSION OF DOC FROM SECRET SATURDAYS. FAT ASS BLOCK NOSE MUH FUCKA.  His eye looks like traingle with a Nike logo on top of it. Lookin like a poorly drawn Dwayne The Rock Johnson. And ya other half ain't lookin that good either. Dat 1 eyebrow putting Helga Pataki to shame! I mean the shit didn't look good before but it was somewhat tamed, now the shit looking like full grownass caterpillar. And that lip black as hell. Kno that side dirty as fuuhck!

I don't even know what tf I'm sposed to say about DIS except (kinky..)

Angelica pickles looking ass. Bigass blonde captain coconut looking ass hairstyle. Looking like a blonde creepy ass Wednesday Adams. Dem black as fuck Kim possible lips. She actually looking like a family guy character with that bigass head and small body. I SWEAR she ded looking like one of Stewie's ex's right now my dude! Got  tiny ass flat ass guitar chip shoes. Looks like sis wearing fucking Zippers as shoes. Sis got that "i got something planned fo yo ass" smile. Sis look like she plotting something or did some evil shit already.

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Bros I'm sorry but I'm just as confused as you like. I can't find a single thing different about Harley. Like literally nothing. Her makeup at night be looking blue sometimes, looking like a fakeass Livewire, but nah. They didn't even touch homegirl. Why tf is Harley the only character that stayed the same?????! Niggas was playing favorites. They had plans for that ass since day one. They was probs like: "Aye y'all. DO NOT TOUCH HARLEY. SHE STAYS THE SAME!" "why?" "JUST LISTEN TO ME BITCH!" "Wha bout her mans?" "Oh hell yeah fuck his shit up!" ...sigh.. Yep. It's that time...

UaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH what else is dere to be said about dis ugly ass nigga? Dis nigga look like Yakko Warner & Freakazoid's love child! Dis nigga look like a random Tiny toons or Animaniac character! With that dookie green shirt and flower. You and Riddler's gay ass both matching them Dexter's laboratory Gloves. Why tf yo eyes eyes black as fuck tho?! How tf does one do that to theyself?! Yo ass probably snorted some shit and ya shits expanded and that's prolly yo pupils with ya cracked out ass. Nigga don't even look like a clown no more. Hell Jared Leto Joker atleast had the lipstick down. Dis nigga got dem ashy ass lips hanging out. Nigga think he owning too. Nigga you don't own shit! Broke as hell now. And yo design broke too. Joker? Man more like Broker. Got dat fairly odd parents hair. Got that Cosmo and Wanda in one. Like bitch if you don't. Just like Riddler i can not take yo animaniac looking ass serious. You do not scare me bitch! Bye!

Now see dis? DIS is Aight! A lot more fitting and & faithful to the character. No over the fucking top redesign, you can actually tell it's the same damn character as before, a little bit of swag for personality

So that's the tea. Ivy & Croc are the only good rogue redesigns in the whole series, evBody else ugly as shit.