#SORRY JONAH

[rococo-unofficial]

uh ill tell gingi tto ask him that.. dont rely on what i come back with though... gingi has an attention span of 5 seconds.

-Randy Jade

"I see!!!!!"

[sasster]

Ummm checks my pockets I can offer u um! Like thirty six cents abt it :3

"Aww, you lost me."

[shrimpwave]

back in may, near the end of my school year, some of my class went on this field trip to a medieval show (??) that was in this large coliseum, and the only thing i remember other than the horses was that the staff supplied like medieval food and what not, and all i remember was me tearing into a large ass piece of chicken like a beast while my friend is trying his damn best to ask me for my corn

[pisscentral]

uh oh

UH OH

[silly-lil-scribbles]

Jon smashing the table and releasing the not-them, but instead it’s Colin smashing the computer and releasing the gay people

[hotdrinks]

[ID: The Magnus Archives fanart of Jon and Martin kissing in Jon's office. Jon sits at his desk, his fist is balled in Martin's shirt, and he is pulling him down for the kiss. There is a spilled mug of tea, and several papers fluttering to the ground by Martin's hand. There is a painting of Jonah Magnus on the wall behind Jon and Martin. He looks at the viewer with wide eyes. The office is cramped and messy, there are boxes and stacks of paper on the floor and shelves. There are small references to each of the 14 fears in the background. They are as follows: a coffin drawn on the chalkboard, a skull on the shelf on the left wall, a copy of The Bone Turner's Tale, a jar of ashes, and a spider on the shelf behind Jon, fog in the hopper windows near the ceiling, candles, a pair of antlers, a knife, and a clown doll on the shelf behind Martin, a surrealist painting of a door on a flat landscape, a tall painting of a ship on a stormy sea -both on the right wall-, and a cracked cabinet door revealing complete darkness on the left side of the room. End ID]

Jonmartin sucking face in a messy environment?? by me???? it's more likely than you think. (a commission for @primtheamazing <333)

[nineraeix]

[PLEASURED EXHALATION] freak.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

michael, finding new and interesting ways to fuck with jon: your manager looks gnc af

jon, on the verge of tears: YOURE INSANE

[masao-micchi]

they should’ve asked agnes because she kept track

PART 2 HERE

[statementends]

I feel like the Muppet Archives must have come up in fandom at some point but if so here it is again. Who's the human and who's the Muppet?

I feel like Jonah is human but Elias is a Muppet and the big reveal is Jonah standing up puppeting Muppet Elias.

[valiantsilver]

was scrolling through my drafts and realised this unfinished shitpost is infinitely funnier as it is

[crangismcbaskentball]

AND QUITE SUDDENLY I REMEMBERED / I HAD BEEN HERE BEFORE

I’D STOOD ON THIS SAME HILL / I KNEW THE VALLEY OF WHICH I LOOKED

[mndvx]

HUNTERS – Van Glooten's Day 1972 Butter Sculptor of the Year (S02E01) ››› Logan Lerman as Jonah Heidelbaum

[doubleaabat]

Little TMC line up redraw I made for tiktok ! Thought id put them here too :3

[saintbleeding]

[ID: A seven-panel digital comic of Jon and Elias from TMA. Jon wears glasses, a collared shirt, and a cardigan, and has wounds and scars in various states of healing all over his visible skin. Elias wears a three-piece suit and half-moon spectacles. The first three panels are flanked by an anatomically correct eyeball and a heart-charm, with the two halves reading "wors/ties". In these panels, Jon says "So, if you could share some actually useful information to help me circumvent the apocalypse, that would be appreciated. ...Elias. *Elias.*" As he says this, Elias smirks wordlessly and looks directly at the viewer. In the next two panels, he speaks directly 'to the camera'. He says "This is sex to me. Don't tell Jonathan." His lower third says "Jonah ('Elias'): Long term acolyte/nefarious bureaucrat. Is in his "gone mild" era, astoundingly." The final two panels show Jon also speaking to the camera. His lower third says "Jonathan: Special little chew toy. Like the lovechild of a wet napkin and an overstimulated chihuahua." and he says "He *what*? ... jesus fucking christ." as he pinches the bridge of his nose in exasperation. End ID.]

in all frankness i just feel like whatever i have done here is Peak Jon/Elias Dynamic. sorry you're welcome

[foulfiendfern]

imagine jonah’s surprise upon taking over elias’ body and finding out he just accidentally possessed a stealth trans man . this evil 19th century man realizing he’s been turned into a pronoun is my new favourite hc