#STRING ME ALONG!!!

[burstingatseams]

IN THE 24/7 LIVE PUPPET CHAT STRAIGHT “JORKIN IT” AND BY IT LETS JUST SAY….MY PROBOSCIS

[stil-lindigo]

the gods of harrier dubois.

[ you exceed the divine, faithless, oh faithless. don't you know a turned back can be two things? i'll never ask which you are - a dismissal, or an invitation to follow.]

prints (all proceeds go towards purchasing e-sims for Gazans and helping re-locate Palestinian refugees)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Turtle Takedown Teamwork.

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[whollyjoly]

you know i dreamed about you / for twenty-nine years before i saw you - slow show. the national

4x05 Buck Begins II 7x05 You Don't Know Me

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

On November 19, 2009, Dean said "I'll see you in the other side. Probably sooner than later." Jo told him "Make it later." Dean died November 19, 2020.

[bennett-mikealson]

POV: Me whenever I started to read a Bamon fic but the author had Bonnie still playing second to Elena.

[petrichara]

I wonder how much of our parents we know through knowing ourselves. I wonder how much of ourselves we think are our own and were first born in our parents. I wonder, even in death, what I still learn about my father.

[thiamfresh]

Jamie's thoughts while being trained by Roy: hope this improves my football skills :)) I wonder if Roy thinks I'm doing better

Roy's thoughts while training Jamie: he should tie a rope around his cock.

[izpira-se-zlato]

god being a fan of an active band that's as disorganised as JO is really not for the faint of heart

(it's me. I'm faint of heart)

[mrehkka]

Dib meets one of the tallest in person and uh... is actually rather awed. He kinda gets it now. Zim is like "see?! the tallest are great!"

The story that goes with this is that Dib becomes ill, but oddly, with a somewhat rare Irken disease (stemming from a long term complication from when Zim's PAK attached to him way back when, it messed with something internally in Dib's body). So Zim takes Dib along with him to meet Red, to get Dib some Irken medicine/cure. Red has a huge crush on Zim so he tends to give him whatever he asks for (or gives him SOMETHING anyway, if he can't give him what he wants), and Zim knows this, although maybe a little in denial about the actual crush part.

aka: the "Dib gets to visit Irk and experience a bunch of Irken Culture" fic :D

[freakystinky]

I will never ever shut up about jealous Gojo. He’d be so easy to tease and quick to lash out. He’s the type to sabotage his crush at every opportunity but never explain why; he’ll act out until they understand that it’s HIM they’re supposed to be paying attention to-regardless of their relationship status.

It’s actually (unsurprisingly) much worse if the object of his affection is taken, because he has no boundaries and he’ll pretend to not notice the dirty looks their partner would give him when he’s all over their significant other. He has no fear of putting his hand on their waist when introducing them to new people, or stealing the food off their fork when it was clearly being offered to their partner and not him.

One time, he slips in beside the two of them, taking up his favorite person's other available side and sliding his hand behind their back, across their partner's arm, to rest it inside the back pocket opposite the one their partner was using, grabbing their other ass cheek.

And since he really is, to some extent, just kinda Like That, his crush will continue to reassure their partner that he’s just joking, that there’s absolutely nothing to worry about between the two of them… all while Satoru is staring cold daggers into their skull from behind their back.

[prettyquickpoetry]

To all other editors and ghostwriters:

There’s apparently this $2000 online course called Fiction Profits Academy ‘teaching’ people how to make tons of passive income on Amazon as an ‘author’ by outsourcing everything. They’re being taught to squeeze writers and editors for everything they’ve got for the lowest possible price.

The students have flooded Upwork. You’ve probably seen all the many listings for ghost writing with infinitesimal budgets popping up. STAY AWAY.

These people are trying to flood the self publishing market with the sole purpose of making money. They are going to drive the cost of work way down, negatively affecting all freelancers whether they work directly with an FPA student or not.

I don’t know what makes them think this is a good idea. Authors who actually write books themselves and publish with the purpose of sharing their stories barely break even.

Readers aren’t stupid. They can tell if your story has heart or not, and these people trying to pay $300 for an entire novel? There’s no heart in that.

So good luck to these students, many of whom are already $10k+ in the red. And good luck to the freelancers they’re bleeding dry.

[brother-emperors]

people: *start asking you about the medici*

me: *heart rate starts rapidly increasing*

ngl I always get a kick out of seeing medici asks in my inbox in spite of my sforza url, it feels very thematic in a kind of way

but also while I have space answering this ask, in addition to medici asks, we have. perhaps. someday, in the far future, medici comics as well

[disgustingtoast]

peeta mellark is so folklore (deluxe version) coded

[qu1nby]

I genuinely love when people say that they can’t see skk ever having a long, functional relationship because that is the appeal! It’s about loving someone despite knowing they are not the best person for you. It’s about self-destruction through others. Yes yes yes I want to see these touch-starved dumbasses cuddling and making dinner together because I know that there are also years of arguing and weird mind-game manipulative shit going on behind the scenes

[yorickish]

went on a date with this woman I met last week that I'm not particularly into. it was nice I enjoyed talking to her but am not particularly attracted for her. gonna give it a bit more time sometimes it takes me time to figure that out. bought her drinks cause of the patriarchy. barely told her about my mother at all. never really been on a date before so good to figure that out. gave her a hug at the end largely prompted by her, stepped on her feet -- not good! think there was a moment there standing in the moonlight waiting for her cab I could have given her a smooch... felt the possibility in the air. but I didn't really want to and also I don't know how... need to read an article or two on that.

ahh sorry this is boring I know. this isn't my usual content. here's something for the rest of you: I took a nice solid shit this morning but when I wiped it was like... slightly yellow-greenish. been blowing chunks all week too, really gassy or something. what's up? what's up with that?