#Sammy Snail

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My Little Pony Spring Special 1986 - Flutterbye’s Funny Friend

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Thank you so much for this AMAZING poll idea, sorry to bombard your probably v full inbox but...! I would also like to add some Plummer-ganda and say: this man really DOES have the range. Yes, Christopher Plummer's Captain is a dreamboat. But that was his romantic role BREAKTHROUGH age 36[!], and was known more for his suave, cunning bad guys and historical/ period drama gents that anyone would swoon for. Gave us a Sherlock portrayal to rival Rathbone, Brett, et al. . We could have lived in an alternate universe where he played Dr Dolittle alongside Sammy Davis Jr, and was a top choice for Gandalf in 2001. He's still the ONLY Canadian actor to win the triple crown of acting. If you want to watch more of his work I would personally recommend: - Hamlet at Elsinore - Inside Daisy Clover - Return of the Pink Panther - Murder by Decree - Waterloo [mostly just to look at him do his thing, don't worry about the rest] A highly accomplished pianist, DID sing in stage musicals [as much as TSoM would suggest otherwise], a lover of nature, encouraged education and study in everyone, and was the most polite, thoughtful, kind and devoted friend and partner.

Also..... I implore anyone to look through his tag on here. This man has fan edits and vid compilations GALORE. Thank you again! xxx

Thank you for this informative propaganda!

Paul Newman vs Christopher Plummer

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1 & 99?

song i was most definitely sane about this year and one of my new favourite artists!

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On February 5, 1956, about 100 dogs, cats, and “lesser creatures” turned out for what a NY Times staff writer called “a howling good time” at the 34th annual pet show. The article goes on to describe the creatures attending the event at the Madison Square Boys Club, including pigeons, parakeets, canaries, goldfish, hamsters, turtles and one snail, Sammy, who was toted around by his 14-year-old owner in a small jar “thoughtfully lined with lettuce.” Veterinarian Dr. George Watson Little, who judged the pet show, said he would look for “good health and good temperament” when picking a winner.

Surely one of countless adorable moments from the event, this photo shows a white kitten named Dutchess getting acquainted with Grandpa the turtle.

Photo: Ernie Sisto for the NY Times via Times Archives Text: NY Times Archives

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My Full Comfort Characters List

Oggy, Olivia (Oggy & The Cockroaches)

SpongeBob, Sandy Cheeks, Gary The Snail, Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants)

Hello Kitty, My Melody, Cinnamoroll (Sanrio)

Little Miss Sunshine, Little Miss Shy (Little Miss)

Mr Quiet, Little Miss Giggles (Mr Men Show)

CookieSwirlC, Jaiden Animations, Dawko, Rageminer, REU Music Channel (YouTubers)

Chudd Chudders & DangerGrid Of Doom (Skatoony)

Jigglypuff, Eevee, Darkrai, Alice, Alicia, Iris, Sylveon (Pokémon)

Rosalina, Boo, Count Bleck, Tippi, Peach, Daisy (Mario)

Mario, Yoshi, Luigi (Mario/DIC Cartoons)

Cream, Chao, Orbot, Cubot, Zavok, Zazz, Dr Eggman, Vector, Chip, Tails Doll (Sonic The Hedgehog)

Sonic, Tails (Sonic/AOSTH)

Poppet, Dr Strangeglove, Baby Rox, Captain Squirk, Jeepers, Kissy, Shishi (Moshi Monsters)

Hanazuki, Yellow Hemka, Pink Hemka, Light Blue Hemka (Hanazuki)

Charles Calvin, Reginald Copperbottom, Right Hand Man, Dmitri Petrov (Henry Stickmin)

Mama (Cooking Mama)

Pusheen The Cat

Shirousa & Kurousa (Sugar Bunnies)

Pipsqueak (The Lorax)

Mushi Sanban, Numbuh 9/Maurice, Father/Benedict Wigglestein & Monty Uno/Numbuh 0 (Codename: Kids Next Door)

Bubble (BFDI)

Winner (TPOT)

X, Cake (BFB)

Orbulon (Warioware)

Kirby, Meta Knight (Kirby)

PukeyHurlC (Grossery Gang)

Duck Guy, Red Guy, Bread Mother, Electracey (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

ENA (Season 1/Dream BBQ)

Moony (ENA)

Toriel, Papyrus (Undertale)

Jevil (Deltarune)

Neo Cortex, Aku Aku, Dingodile, Lani-Loli, Kapuna-Wa (Crash Bandicoot)

Scar (Alien Vs Predator)

Secret History! Tails (Mashed)

MX (Mario 85)

N (Murder Drones)

505, White Hat (Villainous)

SCP-049, SCP-999 (SCP)

Sam (Trick R Treat)

Lord X, Majin Sonic, Hog, Curse (EXEs)

Hypno (Pokémon/Poképasta)

Lost Silver (Pokepasta)

XR, NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command)

Ms Joke, Eri, Tsuyu Asui (My Hero Academia)

Rayman (Rayman/Animated Series)

Snatcher (A Hat In Time)

Scarecrow (BTAS/TNBA/Arkham Asylum/Arkham Knight/Injustice 2/Harley Quinn Series/Happy Halloween Scooby Doo)

Mad Hatter (BTAS)

King Shark (Harley Quinn Series)

Ragdoll, Riddler, Joker (The Batman Series)

The Question (Justice League Unlimited)

Zardy (Zardy's Maze)

Dr. Nefarious (Ratchet & Clank)

Soft BF (FNF: Soft)

Cofi, Bezel, Slushi, Cheezborger (Chikn Nuggit)

Hex, Nikusa, Rascal, Sarvente, QT, Boyfriend, Girlfriend (FNF)

Skid, Pump, Robert, Jaune, Streber, John, Bob Velseb (Spooky Month)

Blitzo, Moxxie, Collin, Stolas, Paimon (Helluva Boss)

Charlie Morningstar, Angel Dust, Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony)

Taki (Friday Night Fever)

Shuey Rhon Rhon (Beijing 2022 Paralympics Mascot)

Miraitowa, Someity (Tokyo 2020 Mascots)

Harry Hill, Robert Englund, Charles Martinet (Celebrities)

Bingo, Snorky (Banana Splits)

Wall-E, EVE (Wall-E)

Mario.EXE (Mario's Madness)

Needlem0use, Luther, Sarah Hendedson (Needlem0use)

Hank Anderson (Detroit: Become Human)

Bendy (BATDR)

Sammy Lawrence (BATIM)

Tari, Meggy Spletzer, Melony (SMG4)

Mugman, Baroness Von Bon Bon (Cuphead Show)

Slender Man, Splendor Man, Lulu, Jeff The Killer, Laughing Jack (Creepypasta)

Moon Knight

Meilin Lee, Abby Park (Turning Red)

Spot The Dog

Edd, Matt, Tord, Tom (Eddsworld)

EteleD, Corrupt Mii (Wii Deleted You)

Perrito, Puss In Boots, Kitty Softpaws, Three Diablos (Puss In Boots)

Grogu (The Mandalorian)

Sayori, Monika, Yuri (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Mr Shark, Diane Foxington (The Bad Guys)

Grim Reaper, Jack O Lantern (Grim Adventures Of Billy & Mandy)

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Journal Entry: Spring 08

Wow, it's been a while since I last wrote anything. I'm sorry about that. I got a bit distracted with some other things, so I didn't have the chance to update you. Damn, I can't believe I just apologized to a book, but whatever. I don't know where to really start or what to even write because a lot happened, but I guess I can explain why you're heavily decorated. After school today, Ophelia and I went to the stationery store to buy some crafting stuff. She wanted to write in her diary again, but she also forgot about it because shit happens. At the time, I thought it was a good idea, but I forgot that I'm not that creative when it comes to doing things like this. So, this is why you're somewhat heavily decorated; Ophelia picked the theme of spring, and I just went with it since I had nothing else planned for you. 

Ophelia and I are in the same school now since her school burned down. Maple Hills was an all-boys school, but apparently they were planning on becoming co-ed, and her school burning down is what gave them the push. I think they only did it because they needed money or something. I don't think anyone saw that coming, but I'm glad it did because I kinda like having Ophelia around. Nothing fun or interesting happened today. I found out that Sammy and Kameron didn't make anything official with Jaxi and Scarlett. I'm not surprised, since Sammy gets nervous and is convinced that Jaxi's too good for him, while Kameron believes that Scarlett doesn't want him. 

I don't really know what's going on with them, but I hope they figure it out, since the girls are also in school with us. 

Writing all this down made me realized that my whole friend group is dating. Dating isn't something that I really thought about… I don't think I'll make a good boyfriend. Who would even want to date me? I'm not that fun, and I'm average-looking. A snail has more of a personality than I do, and that's really saying a lot coming from me. 

Previous — Next

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Animals I wish to see in Above and Beyond:

Alternate title: I Am Banging On Silvergate’s Door As We Speak /j

Bees!! because a bee model does in fact exist. I know this. They just need to use it /srs. Plus bees would make a really cute episode anyway- and when they finally do it I am willing to bet $9999 on it being a Vegimals episode.

Orchid mantis, or any kind of mantis really. Why? They are my favourite bug, next question-

Gynandromorph animal(s)!!! They're so cool—they're what happens when an animal with vastly different gender differences (think the harlequin ducks) is born intersex, and they look like Picasso paintings come to life. (it could also be a fun way to introduce a character with they/them pronouns-)

Parrots! (I know we got the mountain parrots but shh-) I desperately want a Pete-centered episode, and give him some friends while you're at it please.

Centipede! They’re literally just remipedes on land. Make it a Shellington episode and call it a day 👍

Snails. I love snails. They're the best mollusks, I am not accepting criticism.

Tarantula. Just because :)

Bunny. They showed an illustration of a non-anthro bunny in The Cold Snap and I have not felt peace since.

I’d gladly take a jackrabbit too; they’re not really rabbits (they’re hares), but if you’ve read that one post you’ll understand. It’s a Kwazii and Tweak episode.

Sammy The Falcon specifically. What is his deal???? They introduced him as Paani's living taxi and gave us ZERO context.

Maned wolves. Weirdos. (affectionate)

Moose. I will not elaborate further.

I’m down to see the chinstrap penguins again, or Ooju and Rocko—I think they should interact 👀

Ostrich?? Emu?? I have nothing else to say.

Ring-Tailed Lemur. They’re another one of my favourite animals, and I think the Wild Kratts fans would get a kick out of it. They deserve nice things.

Mole lizard. Look it up I DARE you. (cw if you're scared of snakes or worms) /nf

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Easter Eggs/References from the new M&I Chapter!

Because I’m bored and I was on the road in a bus for around 17 hours or so, so I need to chill

Before opening this post, make sure you’ve read the chapter ;)

https://fishymom-art.tumblr.com/post/702477002226204672/metal-ink-extra-5-part-1

LET’S GOOOO!!!!

1. Ah yes, the only book that exists in this universe XD Yea, “The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde” appears as an easter egg almost every time there is a book X)

2. Of course I put myself into the chapter :D. I’m sitting at one of the tables during Milla’s show!

3. In the same panel, there is a picture of Linda!

4. Joey Drew’s actual quotes! “Quite a gal” will be repeated later in the full version of his quote + Susie’s called “quite a gal/an angel” regularly in this chapter.

5. This is a throwback to what Susie said in the first extra before leaving Daniel and Sammy alone as a set up X)

6. This is a slight reference to a quote by Blackbeard from “Our Flag Means Death” - “Skin him first. And use the snail fork.”

7. Straight up reference to the moment with Hackenbush in the part where he appeared for the first time :)

8. A clue that Norman’s name in the Golden Reality is Jason Bright. 

9. Lonely Angel music sheet in Sammy’s hands!

10. Throwback to Nightmare Joey saying that all the good endings to his stories (aka the extra chapters) aren’t real.

11. Another throwback to Chapter 6, where Henry tells Joey he’s leaving the studio.

12. Small Nelly in the background. She is grey, while her Bendy Plush is yellow.

13. Real quotes by Joey Drew!

(”Quite a gal”!)

14. Milla touches her left side of the face that was disfigured when she was Susie Angel. She also cries only from the right eye, because in her ink form she didn’t have the left eye. She cries ink. Before that, she also talks in doubled voice (like Alice or Nightmares).

15. Reference to Audrey asking Allison “What is an Ink Demon?” in BatDR :)))

16. Joey is no one :(

17. Also a reference to BatDR and the Cycle Breakers!

18. A slight reference to Joey’s quote from BatDR “Once upon a time there was a bitter, old man”

19. I think this is self-explanatory X)

20. Allison and Susie are wearing outfits directly inspired by 1920′s fashion (raincoats and hats!)

21. Another quote + yet another outfit directly inspired by 20′s fashion, this time her evening dress (and later gloves).

22. Susie doing the touching her face thing like Milla (and then talking in doubled voice, like Alice)

23. More Nelly, this time featuring an older Nelly too :)))

24. A picture of Norman and Susie!

25. Susie Angel here is in her outfit when she was cutting her hair in front of the mirror! 

26. Our girl correcting Angel by saying that she’s Alice Angel and not Susie and breaking the mirror.

27. Mirror shards in the form of a heart :”(

28. Nelly’s drawing Dapper Bendy!

29. And of course, another Nelly and Joey parallel :DD

30. The soundtrack contains the melody from Lonely Angel, as well as Play Called Life because of the Golden Reality :)))

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MY PRECIOUS SNAIL i made a sammy (sent to sjonnie) but i had to make an eileen one to match because i was like these are SO raincore and it would be a crime not to!!! anyway at least i didn;t make a naked jackles one today! anywaY ilysm5ever <33333333333333333

HIIIIIII OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NOTE: The formatting of this pinned post is inspired by @artoutoftheblue's pinned post.

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🌊 for Bawurz and Perpep :Sammy:

secret or repressed desires...

well bawurz is gay, misses being a kid when he had friends and a mom, none of thats a secret or repressed though... perpep wants to die which is repressed and secret, but she cant keep secrets to save (or end) her life... she doesnt know this really but she does still repress it, she would love to get beaten up and beat up a hypothetical kismesis.

i wonder if bawurz would have chemistry with perpep on continua... any kind of chemistry, her mental state combined with age make it hard for her to look for literally any quad safely so definitely not that but i mean if he gets along with her [redacted] so much.

if bawurz was a human he would have loved being a fucking flagdancing cheerleader for a football team...

another thing that gives reason to perpep having 0 ability to keep secrets and one of the reasons she thinks detheo is omniscient is her psionics giving everyone limited telepathy towards her and visa versa. she doesn't know thats not normal lhnfgsg...

Bawurz always kind of wanted to try flarping.

Bawurz also had a flush crush on Plexus even after her social transition.

As a kid BZ asked why his flagdancing had to be murderous. He never asked another question to the ringleader again.

Perpep wishes she was a snail. She wishes she was as carefree as Cinimon looks.

back on that kismesis beat up point... i wonder if she would like boxing...

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SpongeBob Characters Genderswap

The main 8 themselves.

SpongeBelle SquareSkirt

Patricia Star

Gail the Snail

Estelle H. Krabs

Sheila J. Plankton

Chris Plankton

Sammy Cheeks

Need a Genderswap name for Squidward Tentacles

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Hum Part 2

A sequel to this one shot!

Dean curses and rolls over in bed, ignoring his blaring Monday morning phone alarm. Last night's dream mingles unpleasantly with his memories of Friday night before it all went to hell. The details are still fuzzy. He can’t name the color of Cas’s sheets or the titles of the books on his nightstand. He has no idea if Cas has morning breath or not.

But he remembers the jolt of red-hot shame perfectly. Ditto with the capital-R regret. All because he couldn’t keep it in his pants for his boss. 

To be fair, Dean lasted a solid ten and a half months, which is the longest he ever held out, not counting Rhonda Hurley in eleventh grade. Not even a full goddamn year.

And now, Dean’s out of a job in a city he barely knows.

Sammy’s going to kill him after all he did to help Dean drag his ass to the other end of the continent for this shitshow.

A fist raps on the wall, jerking Dean out of his misery spiral. “Turn off that fucking alarm!”

One thing Dean won’t miss about Oakland: his three – count ’em – roommates. Lee, the bartender. Chuck, the writer. Dorothy, the… something.

Dean shuts off his alarm, and his ears ring in the sudden silence.

He could just… not go to work. All he’d be missing is a very awkward conversation with HR. Would they even want an exit interview if he’s getting fired for banging his boss? 

Dean doesn't even particularly like his job. He likes his boss (a little too much, obviously). He likes the mini cheese steak sandwiches Tara orders for Friday lunch. He likes having health insurance for the first time in three years.

But the calendar management? Tracking Cas’s expense account for quarterly submissions to finance? All the goddamn endless meetings?

On the other hand, he left his favorite jacket at the office because he got too hot at the office party. Afterwards, he was too drunk and too horny to remember it. Instead, he hopped in a cab with Cas and fulfilled every dirty fantasy that had been rattling around his stupid, stupid head for the past ten and a half months. The rest of the night is a haze of tongues, fingers, and desperation. 

Some moments stick out with awful clarity. Dean got his legs tangled in his pants in his eagerness to get to the good stuff, and Cas hauled him onto the bed, laughing. As Cas bent over the bed to grab the dropped lube bottle, Dean finally got his hands on that ass he’d been dreaming about for so long. 

And, of course, the epic orgasm that felt like he shot his brain out of his dick.

Dean scowls at his now-hard cock. Great, now he has this to take care of. He hauls himself up from bed with a groan.

Time to get ready for work.

* * *

Dean slinks out of the elevator, a please-don’t-fire-me coffee clutched in a death grip. His stomach twists with nerves as he steps over the threshold to the office he shares with Cas.

But Cas isn’t at his desk. His coat hangs over the back of his chair, and his Origami Page-A-Day calendar torn to today’s date. A neon blue paper snail is propped up against Cas’s computer screen.

Dean settles in behind his desk, hyper alert to every footstep outside the door, every flash of movement in his periphery. He nearly has a heart attack when Alfie sprints past on his way to the conference room.

He checks Cas’s appointments for the day. At this hour, Cas is supposed to be here. Dean gnaws on his lip as he cranes his neck, trying to catch a glimpse of Cas’s perpetual bedhead through the glass door.

Where the fuck is he?

By ten in the morning, Dean can’t take it any longer. His nerves are this close to snapping, and he needs more coffee, stat. If he has to pretend to stare at his inbox any longer, he’s going to go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Empty mug in hand, he gets up.

And runs smack into Cas on his way into his office.

“Shit, Cas!”

Cas blinks. “Hello, Dean.”

Dean nervously runs his free hand through his hair. “Hi.”

Cas straightens, his expression unreadable. “We need to talk.”

Dean goes cold all over. He should've expected Cas wanted to get right to it. “Right, yeah.” He swallows, his throat dry as the champagne bottle he and Cas practically inhaled last Friday.

Cas sighs and gestures for Dean to follow him back into their shared office.

Dean shuts the door firmly behind them. No way is he going to let the office gossip and their next-office-neighbor, Ezra, blab their business to the whole fucking office. He has no idea how Anna puts up with him as her executive assistant.

Cas sits behind his desk, and Dean swivels his chair around so they’re facing each other.

As Cas stares, Dean frantically scrambles to come up with some sorry excuse to keep his job. Jesus Christ, what was he doing for the past hour? He should've been using his goddamn brain for once. He grabs his jacket off the back of his chair and holds it in front of him like a shield. It’s probably acting more like a safety blanket, but beggars can’t be choosers. 

Thing is, Dean knew it was too good to last, that he would fuck everything up. He practically told Cas so, before he even knew his name. But for some godforsaken reason, Cas hired him anyway, blabbering on about Dean’s ability to deliver under pressure, his memory for deadlines, and some other bullshit.

Honestly, Dean thought Cas hired him out of pity and, when his six month work anniversary came around, Dean swore he was getting the sack. Cas could wipe his hands of his mistake and hire someone with some real skills.

Instead, Cas shyly presented him with a selection of miniature pies over his lunch break.

It was a weird day.

“Dean,” Cas clears his throat, “about last weekend –”

Dean shakes his head. “Yeah, I know. My bad.” He snaps his mouth shut with an audible clack of teeth. He’s such an idiot.

What the fuck? My bad?

My bad is what he said after he used the last of Sammy’s gross oat milk for his cereal because they were out of regular milk.

My bad is what he said to his baby after he (unknowingly) let Sammy drive her on a Chipotle run.

My bad is not what he should say after boning his boss. Multiple times.

Confused, Cas just blinks at Dean for a beat before repeating, “Your… bad?”

“Yeah, so,” Dean hedges, itching to get this whole thing over with, “I’ll just,” he gets up from his seat, “get my stuff and go.”

“Go… where?” Cas says, his forehead furrowing.

Dean freezes, his ass awkwardly hovering three inches above his chair. “Home?”

Cas’s eyebrows rise. “I was unaware you’re taking vacation today.”

Dean makes a scoffing noise in the back of his throat. “Don’t need to take vacation for a job I don’t have anymore.”

Cas’s eyes widen. “Are you quitting?”

Dean internally groans. So much for getting out with his dignity intact. But since apparently Cas needs everything spelled out for him: “Are you firing me?” he asks bluntly.

Slowly, Cas shakes his head.

Dean’s knees nearly give out. He falls back into his chair, dumbfounded. “You’re not?”

“No,” Cas says slowly, drawing the syllable out, and Dean sags with relief. “But if you want to quit, I,” he swallows and reaches over to fiddle with his origami snail, “wouldn’t blame you in the slightest. Of course I will write you the best recommendation letter of my ability, and feel free to make use of my network contacts to find your next positon.”

“Hold on,” Dean says, leaning in to study Cas’s constipated-looking expression. “I don’t wanna quit.”

Cas’s head snaps up. He stares at Dean, his blue eyes large. “You don’t?”

Dean shakes his head. “Fuck no.”

“Thank god,” Cas breathes, a real smile breaking out across his face. “Or else that would make this whole morning very awkward.”

Bemused, Dean says, “But I didn’t see you at all this morning.”

“No, because I was meeting with Anna,” Cas says matter-of-factly. He sets his paper snail down and meets Dean’s gaze squarely. “As you can no longer be my assistant, she has agreed to take you on instead. Ezra will be my new assistant starting next Monday.”

“Wait – I can’t work for you anymore?” Dean asks, desperation coiling tense in his stomach.

Cas shakes his head. “Not after last weekend.”

“But – we can just forget it ever happened!” Dean says loudly, hitching an unconvincing grin on his face.

“I can’t,” Cas says shortly. “Not after all we did.”

Dean quietly dies inside. He stares Cas down, but Cas, of course, wins. Eventually Dean forces out, “So, Anna?” 

“Indeed,” Cas says, a dull flush crawling up his neck and cheeks. His hands twitch towards a small pile of papers on his desk. After a beat, he holds them out for Dean to take.

“But if you change your mind about forgetting our night together,” Cas says stiffly without looking at him, “I have the paperwork that makes HR aware of a potential relationship between us and safeguards your rights against retaliation and sexual harassment if we separate for any reason.” 

Hold on - Cas doesn't want to forget that night either? He was making contingency plans this morning? Not damage control?

Dumbly, Dean takes the papers. He scans them, his jaw dropping as he spots Cas’s signature already printed at the bottom. 

The optimistic son of a bitch.

Dean can't help the wide grin that spreads across his face. “I changed my mind,” he announces as he reaches across Cas’s desk for Cas’s fancy fountain pen. “I wanna date the shit out of you,” he says as he scrawls his name on the dotted line. “Just as long as I don’t I have to personally give this to Naomi. That chick’s scary as fuck.”

Cas makes a strange strangled noise. “Really?” he breathes, his face going slack with mingled relief and delight.

Dean would kiss him for being such a dork, but they’re in plain view of the whole goddamn office. “So…” he drifts off, his own glee turning his brain to mush. Say something. “Should I clear my desk anyway?”

Cas settles back in his seat, calm as anything, but his eyes are fucking twinkling. “Your official transfer doesn’t start until next Monday, so you have a week to prepare Ezra to take over my workload.”

“But you hate Ezra,” Dean says, frowning. “You said he’s the most useless assistant who’s ever touched a keyboard.”

Cas shrugs. “I value you more.”

Fuck the office. If HR has to know, so can everyone else. 

Dean gets up, walks around Cas’s desk, and kisses him square on the mouth.

[willkimurashat]

In honor of tumblr creating polls (waiting impatiently for tumblr to give me some too) and the Great Bug Race of 2023 (that I MISSED😭), here’s who I think litg characters would vote for:

Worm 🪱

S1: Levi, Miles, Rohan, Sammi, Tim

S2: Gary, Rocco, Jakub, Carl, Graham, Kassam

S3: AJ, Bill, Rafi

S4: Bruno, Kobi, Najuma

S5: Finn, Pete

Snail 🐌

S1: Cherry, Jake, Jasper, Lucy, Mason

S2: Hope, Marisol, Lucas, Arjun, Elijah, Shannon, Jo

S3: Camilo, Harry, Miki, Nicky, Seb, Yasmin

S4: Angie, Dylan, Juliet, Thabi, Tiffany, Tom, Youcef

S5: Arlo, Eddie, Kat, Suresh

Caterpillar 🐛

S1: Allegra, Erikah, Jen, Reese, Talia

S2: Bobby, Hannah, Ibrahim, Lottie, Noah, Priya, Henrik, Chelsea, Blake, Felix, Elisa

S3: Elladine, Genevieve, Iona, Ciaran, Tai, Lily

S4: Cora, Hazeem, James, Kelly, Lexi, Oliver, Valentina, Will

S5: Alfie, Dana, Gabi, Johnny, Lulu, Meera, Nicolas

[anotherqueersnailowner]

Friendly reminder just bc you're a "responsible adult" doesn't mean you have to be fucken BORING

"ooooh I'm an adult with a house, I'm gonna paint my walls beige and I'm gonna get all my decorating ideas from the latest issue of Adult House Magazine" like no dude just bc yours an adult doesn't mean you have to become the most bland basic regular Joe have some damn whimsy if you are lucky enough to have a place of you own MAKE IT YOUR OWN!!!!

paint your walls purple, go out and get the weirdest lamps you can find, heck just go pick something up from a thrift store or antique shop antiqued throw some paint at it

I have a soap dispenser shaped like a snail that I named Sammy the Sanitary Snail and I believe everyone deserves to have something just as goofy and fun that brings them joy like that

make your house your home, make it a place that brings you joy smh