#Shitposts galore

[daughterofyourdarklord]

The scene: you and your fiance have slipped into an empty room during the annual Malfoy yule ball to make out.

Your dad walks in.

With your mom.

It seems they were about to start making out in this same room.

They found you two instead.

Oh no.

Nott practically squeaked. Hands immediately flying off of her and up straight in the air in open submission. Before she could even ask him what in the bloody hell was wrong a very obvious throat cleared from just behind her. No.

She whirled around in time to see both of her parents standing before a now closed door. Her mother could hardly hold back her grin, eyes dancing between Delphini and her fiancé. Her Father.. Well, he certainly seemed significantly less amused.

"I'm sorry.. Were you looking for something?" She could hardly contain the spite in her tone, teeth grit and blood suddenly boiling. Did they follow her? Did they actually follow her?

Or.. No, why did mother suddenly look so guilty? And Father, he'd never chase her down like this.. at least, not now that they were engaged..

Does that mean?

"You're joking." She deadpanned, the only one seemingly able to fill the growing silence. Behind her she could feel Nott stuck somewhere between laughing and panicking. "Must you two continue to act like teenagers? Gods Father - you're practically an artifact at this point!"

[theomachst]

Kunsel: Quick, the floor is lava! Angeal: *helps Sephiroth get to the kitchen counter* Genesis: *kicks Zack off the couch* Kunsel: As you can see there are two types of people-

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

i had a dream that tumblr rebranded to make the website called "tumplr."

[krash-and-co]

the real 35 portland row is located on tumblr dot com btw

[rednite-dork]

aka, Ominis losing brain cells because of Sebastian and MC’s discussion.

[madaraservingcunt]

Madara Christmas icons! o<l :3

Feel free to use!

[visasmarr]

[burymeinblack2022]

the good thing abt dungeons is sometimes.....you find a little kittygirl in there :) :)

[lovegiroke]

A Meme I just thought about

this is funny

[saikikdoodles]

Happy pride

[twisting-echo]

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Here are some Toodles Galore x Toots manips I made.

I ship them because they're both known to be prominent love interests for Tom Cat. I just love them because they're the tall femme x short sassy girlfriend dynamic!

I call them Too-Too. That is their ship name as of now! X3

[honeypleasejustkillme]

who wants to be my dad and do this for me huh?! me and fucking WHO

[charlotte-queen-owl]

Hey, I'm Charlotte, Broke and going to college in a few months. Pay me to draw anything and I will because I have no morals. I'm serious. Furries and Oiled up old men are on the table.

[grogs-den]

realizing that all billy joel songs fall into one of 3 categories:

life is so hard augh why am i alive

i live in new york here are some places in new york it's where i live

NEED PUSSY

[agent-darkbootie]

Saw this shitpost today and obviously I had to edit it.

[mavisartstuff]

Some more doodles I had on me lmao