#SignUp

[socialshakespeare]

[shousetsubangbang]

Signups are open for the June 30 issue; the text deadline for the issue is Tuesday, June 17 and the art deadline is Saturday, June 28.

Please reply to this post if you plan to submit a story or artwork for this issue, indicating whether you are interested in contributing to the issue as an author and/or artist, and whether or not you are looking for a collaborative partner. As always, you don’t have to sign up to participate, and you’re not creating an unbreakable contract by signing up, but it’s always a good idea!

This issue’s theme is Bedside Manner: If your erection lasts more than four hours, you’re probably reading our June issue! Lucky for you, the doctor is out.

Quick Answers: Interested in participating but don’t know where to start? Bring your quick questions here!

Submission Guidelines for Fiction: All the specifics for text submissions. READ BEFORE SUBMITTING.

Submission Guidelines for Art: Whether you’re illustrating or submitting a standalone piece, here’s what you need to know.

Find the Shousetsu Bang*Bang community on Discord! Join us on our very own server for discussions, inspiration, shop talk, silliness, and other behind-the-scenes fun.

For related nonsense, announcements, and various goings-on, find us at our main website, Bluesky, Mastodon, Plurk, and Tumblr. (Other accounts in less-used places include Reddit, DeviantArt, Archive of Our Own, and Goodreads!) We have pages at Smashwords and Itch.io where you can download ebook versions of past issues for free.

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To make sure you don’t miss a single deadline, click here for our Google calendar with the dates pre-loaded.

[neath-to-reach-zine]

Neath to Reach Zine 3!

It's official, we will be doing a third installment of the Neath to Reach Zine!

SIGNUPS ARE NOW OPEN!

This year's theme will be "Field Guide to Biology".

You can now sign up by filling out the above google forms! There is no selection of participants - rather, the first 60 people who sign up WILL get to be in the zine, assuming they have joined the discord server for the zine!

(You can also join the server without signing up for the zine just to hang out!)

Signup will close on February 29, 2024 OR when all 60 participant slots are filled, whichever comes first!

[serial-serializednovelreader]

So I was rewatching Hotel Transylvania on Netflix using the SignUp Captions Chrome Extension to watch an American Sign Language (ASL) interpretation of it side-by-side (I do this to keep my language skills somewhat intact and just to see how different interpreters operate — highly recommend if you want a free and fun way to experience ASL, British Sign Language, Indian Sign Language and Australian Sign Language!) and here are a couple of cool/funny things I noticed:

a) during the first time Dracula does his weird growl/anger thing, the interpreter chooses to gesture at the film as if to say “just watch this” instead of try to emulate it, which is super hilarious to me. You know the count is being a drama queen when even an ASL interpreter just goes “yeah no, you can see this for yourself”. They do emulate his last anger/growl thing at the end and it’s great. I love it!

b) the interpreter does interpret the iconic “bleh, bleh-bleh!” in an interesting way. There is actually a “blah blah blah” sign which they could have used, but I think their way is better (and more funny). Basically, they use a classifier sign (this is kind of hard to explain if you’re not familiar with the language — just think of it as a way of highlighting specific details or conveying information efficiently in a way where you don’t necessarily *create* new signs, you just use get creative with them to get the point across? I’m not sure if that makes sense). Here’s what it looks like in action:

[Video ID: The video is without sound. Against a dark background, an American Sign Language interpreter sits in a chair. They are signing a conversation from the movie Hotel Transylvania (2012). The conversation, translated into English, goes as follows:

(Signing as Johnny) “You’re, like, the real Count Dracula. Like, ‘I’m Dracula, bleh, bleh-bleh!’”

(Signing as Dracula) “I’ve never said that in my life. ‘Bleh, bleh-bleh’ I don’t know where that comes from.”

End Video ID]

The “bleh, bleh-bleh” part is specifically when they make the two-handed fist and have one fist move away from the other in a rhythm similar to how the character says it while also mouthing the words with their tongue out. I love this because you can even see how they subtly change their facial expressions from Johnny to Dracula when this happens: for Johnny, this expression is over-exaggerated and almost over-confident. It says “yep this is Dracula!” But when they sign Dracula doing it, it’s very close to how Dracula actually does this in the movie: with a deep frown and an expression of disgust.

So yeah, just some cool details I noticed!

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[sterekbigbang]

Reminder! Last day for author signups!

Welcome to SterekBigBang, Round 6! Check out the Rules and FAQs and our Schedule for this round. We also have a Discord that you will be invited to once you sign up. Make sure you put your Discord handle into the signup sheet.

Discord is strongly suggested as it will be the first communication before email and Tumblr.

SterekBigBang conveniently runs during NaNoWriMo and Winter Break for those of you off for school at that time.

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[pikespeakzinefest]

🔸Sign up for our Virtual Zinester Mixer!🔸 ⁠

Saturday, July 27 (3 pm MT)⁠ 📘📙📓⁠ Unfortunately since we will not be running a Community Table for mail-in Exhibitors this year, we will be having a Virtual Mixer event next Saturday! Hopefully we can pair mail-in zinesters with folx who plan to Exhibit in-person and would like to host the work of an out-of-town zinester at their table; kind of like a zine pen pal. ✏️⁠ bit.ly/PPZFMixerSignUp⁠ 📘📙📓⁠ If you're planning to be an Exhibitor in-person or an out-of-town zinester who would like to participate remotely, please RSVP! Even if you won't be available at the time of our mixer event, feel free to sign up with your info so we can try to pair with you with someone at that time.⁠ 📘📙📓⁠ *⁠ *⁠ *⁠

Media Description: Orange photo of zines as background behind text & image of PPZF mascots reading zines & on a laptop in front of a globe. Text: "Virtual Zinester Mixer! Sat, July 27. 3 pm Mountain Time."

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[socialshakespeare]

Shakespeare: he's great at names.

[shousetsubangbang]

Signups are now open for the April 28 issue; the text deadline for the issue is Tuesday, April 15 and the art deadline is Saturday, April 26.

Please reply to this post if you plan to submit a story or artwork for this issue, indicating whether you are interested in contributing to the issue as an author and/or artist, and whether or not you are looking for a collaborative partner. As always, you don’t have to sign up to participate, and you’re not creating an unbreakable contract by signing up, but it’s always a good idea!

This issue’s theme is Quantum Entanglement: Our April issue is all about bringing things together, no matter how far apart they may be.

SPECIAL NOTE: Obviously there are a number of ways to interpret this theme, especially along isekai lines, and we’re happy to see all of them. However, for this issue, we’d especially like to encourage submissions that are “entangled” with other SSBB stories and art. One way to do this is to come back to older pieces: retelling a story from a different character’s point of view, writing a story based on a standalone illustration, or creating a radically different version of a story or illustration that already exists in our archives. Another way is to team up with other creators for this issue on completely new pieces and either collaborate on a single submission or create two (or more!) submissions that work as counterparts to one another. As always, stories have to stand alone and should not necessitate someone’s having read something else before — which should also mean that stories submitted together should be able to be read in any order and must be complete stories with a self-contained beginning, middle, and end. Note that this is not about continuing someone else’s story without their permission, much less just plain rewriting it. While you are welcome to use someone else’s work as a starting point, your finished product should be substantially different, yet still recognizably tied to the original. Works inspired by other SSBB pieces will have linked credit to their inspiration(s).

Quick Answers: Interested in participating but don’t know where to start? Bring your quick questions here!

Submission Guidelines for Fiction: All the specifics for text submissions. READ BEFORE SUBMITTING.

Submission Guidelines for Art: Whether you’re illustrating or submitting a standalone piece, here’s what you need to know.

Find the Shousetsu Bang*Bang community on Discord! Join us on our very own server for discussions, inspiration, shop talk, silliness, and other behind-the-scenes fun.

For related nonsense, announcements, and various goings-on, find us at our main website, Bluesky, Mastodon, Plurk, and Tumblr. (Other accounts in less-used places include Reddit, DeviantArt, Archive of Our Own, and Goodreads!) We have pages at Smashwords and Itch.io where you can download ebook versions of past issues for free.

Receive reminders and deadlines by email by signing up for our newsletter! We promise: no spam, only porn.

To make sure you don’t miss a single deadline, click here for our Google calendar with the dates pre-loaded.

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[catchdacraze]

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[sterekbigbang]

Have you been on the fence and haven’t signed up as an artist yet for this round of SterekBigBang? The last date to sign up as an artist is December 31st! We may be asking for pinch-hitter artists later in this round if we need any. However, we’d love for you to sign up in the meantime while other artists work if you're only interested in pinch-hitting.

Artist claims will be happening soon! Check out the following links for more information:

 Rules | FAQs | Schedule 

We also have a Discord that you will be invited to once you sign up. Make sure you put your Discord handle into the signup sheet. We will contact you via Tumblr, Discord, or email to send out the Discord invitation. Artist Sign-Ups Beta Sign-Ups

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