#Sirius dont know how to cook

[popspoo]

Remus: that was the second time this MONTH you burn our kitchen, what did u do?

Sirius: pasta

[siriuslydontknow]

I firmly believe that Sirius has no idea how to cook, or didn't for a very long time

I can't see him being taught certain household chores and tasks, bc well- why would he need it if they have a house elf? And magic goes a long way. He has other things to focus on at the moment. Maybe later.

What he does know, he'd likely pick up on at the Potter's and after, but even then I feel like he would learn very basic things. Just enough to get by.

[adharastarlight]

Tis The Season

Eight: Music

Jegulus smut with maybe... some plot? Sirius doesn't know (just like if you know me irl? you dont) about jegulus at all... anyway, there's a reason James always has his music on too loudly

“Turn the music down, James!”

The brunette heard his best friend's yell echo from across the hall but he wasn't listening. He was also one hundred percent sure that Sirius would rather hear the possibly too loud bass of his music than the noises his little brother was making.

“Sh-shit, Jamie, fuck,” Reg managed the words between gasped moans, nails digging into the older boy’s back.

He cursed, “that's it, baby, you're so fucking perfect.”

The younger whimpered, arching into him further and throwing his head back, exposing that beautiful neck. That neck he knew he wasn't meant to mark. But it was right there. It was taunting him. Regulus let out a gasped moan when his boyfriend started sucking and biting at his neck. He would've said something, that it was a bad idea maybe, if he wasn't slowly going insane with bliss. A slightly louder moan tore free from him, almost animalistic, when James reached between them to rub circles against his clit, slowly, faster, faster, fuck.

“So good for me, angel.” James grunted at the nails scratching down his back, his hips stuttering slightly, “I'm so close, fuck.”

“Jamie, merde.”

The brunette moaned into his neck, against the skin he'd probably bruised by now, cursing as his boyfriend came, clenching around him. His hips lost their rhythm as he came, pressing fleeting kisses against Reg's neck and shoulders and collar bones as he slowly lowered himself to lie on top of him.

Regulus let out a soft huff as the older man's weight pressed into him and reached up to card his fingers through his hair gently, “hi sweetheart.”

He smiled and reached over for the remote for the stereo, turning down the music and pressing a kiss to the other's temple, “you need to find a way to be quieter, angel.”

“We've music and you like it when I'm loud.”

“Sirius yelled for me to turn it down, he'll catch on at some point.”

“That's his problem, not mine.”

James laughed softly, “it'll be your problem when your boyfriend is hung drawn and quartered, my love.”

“He wouldn't hurt my boyfriend!”

“I mean in his defence, he has no idea-”

“...Stop making excellent points.” He kissed his nose and tugged on his hair gently, “I liked the new mixed tape.”

“I thought you would.”

Reg smiled, about to reply and ask when he'd made it, but a holler came up the steps again. Followed by impatient stomping on stairs.

“James! You arse! It's your bloody turn to cook dinner! What the fuck are you doing in here?” The handle of his room twisted but the door remained closed, the brunette muffling his laugh in his boyfriend's neck. “Why the fucking hell is your door locked? Prongs! Come and make dinner you arse!”

“Go.” The younger whispered it into his hair, shushing the protest he knew was coming, “I'm fine, my love, I'm great actually. I'll be even better if my brother doesn't come barging in here. Go on.”

“Prongs!”

“Coming, I'm coming! Chill, Pads.” He pulled away reluctantly and kissed the figure smiling under him before rolling out of the bed and tugging on his boxers and joggers. He chuckled softly when his boyfriend lobbed his tee at him, lowering his voice to a whisper, “what's this for?”

Regulus grinned and tugged the duvet over himself, “you've scratches.”

“You're such a cat.”

“And you're such a stag, now shoo.”

The older boy scoffed and tugged on the tee before slipping out of his door, making sure it closed behind him before his best mate could look in, “you're very impatient, Pads.”

Sirius scanned him curiously, but merely shrugged and started walking downstairs, “what were you even doing? You're all flushed.”

“Pull-ups, sorry about the music, didn't realise how loud it was when I was in the moment.”

“It's alright, you're lucky Reggie doesn't mind that kind of music.”

“Yeah, really lucky.” He smiled to himself and clapped his mate on the back, “right, what d'you want for dinner?

***

“Reg!!! It's dinner!”

Regulus groaned at his brother's holler and rolled out of the bed he'd buried himself back into after his quick shower. He grabbed his shirt from the side and cursed under his breath at the state of it. They'd maybe been a little frantic to get the clothes off earlier.

“Regulus!”

“I'm coming you grumpy old dog!” He called back, reaching into his boyfriend's wardrobe for one of his tees which fell just above his knees, foregoing his boxers and trousers because… making said boyfriend suffer was awfully good fun.

James looked up as the younger boy walked into the lounge and almost choked. He also almost dragged him back up to his room. He was starving, but the plate in front of him had never looked so unappetising.

“Finally! What took you so long, étoile?”

He shrugged and settled into his spot, the one between James and the arm of the sofa. Which he honestly had made his, before he actually knew where the man who would become his boyfriend sat. He could feel the probably-not-subtle eyes running over him and smiled, “dinner looks good.”

His brother nodded and flopped into the armchair near them, picking up the remote, “I love mum and dad but I might love eating in front of the tv more.”

Regulus nodded and forced a shiver, tugging the blanket over himself and the brunette, “me too. It's far more relaxed.”

His boyfriend grinned at him and moved his hand to his inner thigh, brushing against where he'd expected to find boxers and stifling a groan by stuffing a mouthful of pasta into his mouth. He glanced at his best friend whose attention was affixed to the screen and dipped his hand between his thighs, brushing lightly against his clit.

“Oh, Reggie, Pandora called.”

He raised an eyebrow at his brother, ignoring the teasing touches as best as he could, “she did?”

“Yeah, asked about going to the city centre tomorrow, the library. I said you'd call if you couldn't go but otherwise meet her there at eleven.”

James waited for the moment his boyfriend opened his mouth to pinch his clit, just hard enough to elicit a sharp inhale.

“Oh, yeah, that's great. I'll definitely g-” he forced back a moan as a finger slipped into him, curling up to brush his gspot, “go-oh.”

Sirius glanced over at the stuttered word and furrowed his brows, “you okay, Reggie?”

“Yeah, yea-” he clenched his jaw when his boyfriend repeated the motion and had a sip of his water, smiling sheepishly at his brother, “hiccups, sorry.”

He shrugged and turned back to the tv. James waited a moment to ensure he wasn't going to turn back around and pushed a second finger into him, curling and stroking until he was fairly certain the it other's teeth were grinding together. He leaned over slightly, whispering against the shell of his ear, “so pretty and desperate for me, angel. In my shirt and nothing else. Practically begging me to fuck you, hm?”

Reg let out a quiet whimper, making sure his voice was just as quiet when he replied, “is this you - fuck - teaching me to be quiet?”

“Mm. You're doing so well, baby.”

“Fuck, Jamie, please.”

The brunette smirked and rubbed his thumb against his clit, moving his fingers just too slowly, “if you're quiet you can come whenever you want, angel.”

He bucked his hips into the contact slightly before nodding, biting his lip hard enough to draw the faintest blood to hold back a moan when his boyfriend sped up. His shoulders slumped into the sofa behind him as he focused on being quiet, only a quiet gasp leaving him when he came, head thrown back slightly, back arched up the tiniest amount.

James drew his hand back and waited until his boyfriend was looking at him to suck his fingers clean. He smirked at the almost silent whimper, mouthing ‘good boy’ and watching the younger boy crumble on the spot.

They were going to need louder music.

[padfootscoldleathers]

ladies, gents, bents, non-conformants!

welcome welcome one and all to me posting about my fic and welcome to my mailbox if you want to send me stuff you'd like to see in the fic (i will consider them even if they dont make it to the fic)

this is a band au for the marauders era BUT the original marauders are not the band. let me explain.

Band: Sirius, Peter, Marlene, Dorcas (no band name yet so shoot your shot if you want to)

the marauders era characters have a LOT of different roles here. Regulus and Pandora are dancers, Mary and Peter grew up together & met Remus in highschool in America and did music but now Mary and Remus are somewhat duo singers. (i made Remus southern you'll get why in the fic) Alice is kind of an enigma but we'll get to know her. I'll show you all her colours i promise. Evan manages Mary and Remus and has such a goofy big brother personality. MINERVA the queen that she is, is basically the band's mother/manager. fluffy black brothers!! oh, and andromeda is dead.

i know what you're thinking "where the fuck is james?? lily?? barty??" hehe WELL you're not gonna like this. lily is the villain here and not in a good way. it was a VERY toxic marylily and lily is the Casual girl (chappell roan) ANYWAAAY you're gonna see a LOT of that BUT she does have her redemption arc. i think. maybe.

barty broke up with sirius 2 months before the beginning of the fic (which starts on their american tour at the last couple concerts) they grew up together, its very bittersweet, might give you heartburn. AGAIN redemption arc, they do have a heart-to-heart.

and uhh james is a very happy very sudden very scandalous surprise

ch. 1

this fic in short is the band through their last leg of the american tour when mary flies out early and sirius asks her to join them for the rest of the tour and the european tour in a couple months. mary and sirius hold each other up through harsh breakups and slowly find new love. the marauders era do a lot of dumb shit make a lot of memories. exes come back and get dragged out, maybe-soulmates enter their lives and life happens all at once. but theyre still just kids and they have a lot of laughs

don't worry guys, every couple shall get their minute of fame

basically the journey (and reflective of a couple of characters) of their life together. they find love, they find FRIENDSHIP, they find beauty in the little things, they find laughter and peace and passion. this entire fic for me was to discover all the little things, the day to day things that makes life what it is: beautiful. it's filled with jokes and family and bittersweet memories. its those moments you want to remember when you're old in your rocking chair or young on a porch swing. its all the little bright places.

ships & sexualities (let me cook)

alice - aroace bi

peter - aroace bi

mary - lesbian

pandora - pansexual

remus - bisexual

sirius - the gayest man to ever gay

regulus - transmasc gay

james - demispec pansexual

dorcas - lesbian

marlene - demisexual lesbian

lily - "not a lesbian"

barty - aroallo, gay

evan - transmasc bisexual

mary x pandora = bitterhope/pandamary/ rosemary (my roman empire)

peter x alice = palice (most beautiful qpr to ever qpr in the marauders era)

sirius x remus = wolfstar

regulus x james = sunseeker

dorcas x marlene = dorlene (they need something cooler)

evan x barty = rosekiller (gonna happen eventually though i kinda just dunno how)

i'm going to post in snips on this blog until i figure out the ao3 tags etc. main blog: @morallyundefined

@moonyswarmsweaters @sspadfoot @thingthatoncewastruee @babygirlsteddie @probs-reading

@labyrinthhofmymind @percabeth-trash @drunktayloratthevmas @cheekyboybeth

@starving-marauder-lover @yourlocalbadgerscales @taleofapart-timepoet @mirrs-ball

@tea-blankets-andstars @where-is-vivian @amberlink @wastingawayinmyroom @ashes-to-ashesxx

@equippedtolove @moon-girl88 @starregulus @siriusly-insane @jamespotterbbg

[stereotypicalswiftie]

The Marauders boys and their unconventional love languages

Regulus: Biting. All the time. He bites sirius constantly and it makes him rage. James too, but his he follows with a kiss. On his biceps and his shoulders and his thighs. He imprints himself onto the people he loves.

James: cooking. Like his mother, james loves to cook for his loved ones. He learnt french food specifically for Sirius and Reg. Learnt how to make grilled cheese for remus, exactly how hope used to make it. He loves the act of it, the labour that comes with slaving away to cook something, he loves sitting down and breaking bread, and the aftermath, forcing reg to pull his sleeves up and get to work on the dishes while he continues to distract him with soft neck kisses.

Sirius: Music. He loves to share music with the people he loves. He associates most songs with someone (same). Playlists and mixtapes and yap sessions about every single lyric. Dancing in the kitchen with James while he cooks

Remus: learning. Remus loves knowing thing, understanding them, figuring out what makes them tick. That extends to the people he loves. He knows which shoe sirius puts on first, how much toothpaste he uses when he brushes his teeth. He knows that reg pretends to be indifferent when he’s hurt, while james pretends to be happy. He knows lily dog ears her books because she never remembers where her bookmark is. He knows.

Evan: writing. Its never poetry and its never long, but barty finds them everywhere. On the mirror in his car, in his lunch, under the lid of the toilet. Little colourful sticky notes, scrawled in messy hand writing with “i love yous” and “your beautiful” and “dont forget…”.

Barty: voice. It wasn’t bickering. It was sarcasm, light ribbing at one another’s expense. Teasing remarks and inside jokes. Never hurtful, of course. But the ability to talk to someone in what is almost another language, in a way that makes zero sense to the untrained eye, that was how barty loved. He loved it because it was a special type of vulnerability, to be able to show someone the underside of your belly, to let the push on your softs spots and trust that they wont push too hard.

[hauntedwitch04]

HALLOWEEN PARTY

Hi and welcome for the second edition of my halloween party. The first one was very liked, so I thought of making a new one this year. Hope you enjoy it.

Requests are open I Ask

My masterlist

Join the Taglist

Buy me a coffee - Patreon submission

DAY 1: “Take my sweater, I love you and i don’t want you to transform into a popsicle” with Remus Lupin 

DAY 2: “You really did this for me?” "I made one for every single person I love, but your is the one I did first because you were the first I thought about." with Steve Harrington 

DAY 3: “Please kill that fucking spider” “Love, you know it’s fake right?” with Cassian 

DAY 4: “Eat some more soup, it will make you feel better. This is my James mother’s recipe.” “Fuck, love this is delicious.” with Sirius Black 

DAY 5: “I don’t need paradise, mine is right here with you, cooking a pie while you dance and sing an old rock song, dreaming about our future” with Dean Winchester 

DAY 6: “I got some leaves on my way here for you, they are really pretty” with Andrew Garfield 

DAY 7: “Love I swear if you light another candle our house may go on fire.” with Nyx Acheron 

DAY 8: “I have a skeleton in my closet.” “Everyone have them, love.” “No I mean literally” with James Potter 

DAY 9: “Did you really gift me an owl?” “You love the little one from Harry Potter, so i thought it would be a good gift.” with modern!Rhys 

DAY 10:  “Sweety, we are too old to play trick-or-treating.” “That’s a lie, you are never too old for it.” with Regulus Black 

DAY 11: “Look what I got from the shop down the street” “Another coat, seriously?” with Sam Winchester 

DAY 12:  “Your pumpkin is making heart eyes to mine.” with Eris Vanserra 

DAY 13:  “Oh my God, please save me from this ghost” “Love your Ghostbuster is coming” with Ben Barnes 

DAY 14: “Some friendships are like candles: they burn bright for a while and then they die because of a little wind.” with Azriel 

DAY 15: “There is someone there, you think we have to help him” “It’s a scarecrow” “I think I just had a heartache.” with Sirius Black 

DAY 16: “I love this oil lamp. How did you know it?” “I love you, and I know you, so I know you are into witchy things.” with Dean Winchester 

DAY 17: “Look mommy, a fox. Why are you crying mommy?” “Because it reminds me of your daddy.” with Eris Vanserra 

DAY 18: “You know we are not in a crime book right.” “Don’t ruin my moment. My time to be Sherlock Holmes has arrived.” with Sam Winchester 

DAY 19: “I’m not gonna watch another fucking horror movie with you” “Don’t worry darling, you have your hero by your side.” “Love, I don’t have to remind you that you are the one screaming the most right?” with Remus Lupin

DAY 20: “We are not gonna bring that black cat home.And don’t even try to make me the puppy eyes, this time won’t work. I’m over your spell witch.” with Nyx Acheron 

DAY 21: “What are these rocks?” “They are runes stones.” “Babe, since when you are a witch.” with Timothee Chamalet 

DAY 22: “We are not gonna watch Bride Corpse another time.” “You love that movie too, dont’ lie to me moose.” “Love, we already watched it like five times in two days!” with Sam Winchester 

DAY 23: “I never saw someone loving the moon like you do.” “You know what I love most about the moon? It reminds me of you, of your eyes.” with Rhys 

DAY 24: “Why are there three pumpkins? We always make pumpkin, one for you and one for me.” “Well I want to practice since, from next year we are gonna be three.” with Steve Harrington 

DAY 25: “Wow, what is that on your neck? Oh my god, it’s a bite! Did a vampire bite you? Are you going to be like Dracula? Oh my god, oh my God! That’s so cool!” “No man, another animal bit me: my girlfriend.” with Regulus Black 

DAY 26: “You are never gonna touch another drop of alcohol in front of me, you look possessed.” with James Potter

DAY 27: “Tell me a spooky story” “Love, if you don’t sleep another night because I scared you, your mum is gonna kill me.” with Cassian 

DAY 28: “Oh my god, you are bleeding!” “Love calms down, it's fake.” “You are a horrible person.” with Azriel 

DAY 29: “Boo!” “Fuck you” with Dean Winchester 

DAY 30: "Love, why are you crying?” “Neil didn’t deserve it.” “We already talked about this: you can’t watch that movie alone.” “But it’s one of my favorites.” with Remus Lupin

DAY 31: Halloween Party with College AU!Every fandom

[evrytforourmoony]

hiiii how are youuu <3 lil question time: three fav marauders fics? tell me one LOVELY thing about each of them

(I just found your profile and I feel like you have good taste :) )

thanks for the compliment!!!! omg its mean so much to me when ppl tell me i have good tatse haHA

so top 3 marauders fic ever (i havent read much tho, im the type of person that gonna stick with one story and read it over and over and over and dont even bother to find another one):

1. last of the summer sun: love live laugh (or sth idk) superloonyluna i thanks the ao3 god everyday for letting me know abt this fic, the writing is absolutely PHENOMENAL, i want to dive into the story and be their friends. has the loveliest nicknames ever (lilybug, blue jay, hattie, goldilocks etc etc like shes so creative with nicknames what??), i could yap abt this fic for hours. super good and underatted af, pls check it out if u havent read it u gonna love it swear!!

2. tcoptp: do i have to say more!?!?!?!? one of the most loveliest fic ever omg again i want to dive into the story and be friend with them its not funny anymore. the most coming of age fic ever to exist, and wolfstar in cadence is DELISH and yeah i still have nightmares abt their breakup near christmas break (iykyk). btw im shitting my pants waiting for pt2, let mot cook but still im scared for my dear life

3. lessen my load: anything from moonymoment is so awesome, but this is my fav from her. the humour is unmatched (i laughed so hard looking at chapters titles, 'no being gay in peter's room tm' peak title ever), i was giggling so so hard reading this, lml wolfstar is so cute they make me wanna squeeze their head <3

honourable mention: nothing left (but some blood where the body fell), im currently reading this and the letter from reg to sirius in first chapter had me broke down and sobbed <3

again thanks thanks sm for the compliment!! hope u have a good day!!

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

i’m assuming you’ve read atyd because of your url, so what if harry running away during book 3 broke the blood protection charm, and dumbledore sends him to live with remus and grant? normally i don’t think remus would allow harry to live with him(he hates himself too much) but i think he could be persuaded if grant was with him

i just know grant would love harry

kgskgsj i love this thought

uhmm remus would not want a kid. i mean ,, we already know how remus is in canon about kids and how distant he is with harry and idk about atyd bc i try not to consume too much of that type of content, but i imagine he's ?? not that good with kids ??

but he hero worships dumbledore, right, ,, so he'd do it. and be the awkward distant one who's not really dad more so 'guy-i-live-with-ig' ..,

grant on the other hand

god i love grant

he would adore harry. i havent read atyd in ages, but grant had kids, right? he would LOVE harry , sarcastic shy introverted kind of a loser but also the saviour of the wizarding world harry who offers to cook dinners four nights a week and washes the dishes without being asked and hates being a burden.

grant's trying to do ... something? i think he finishes his o/a levels (high school) and starts a business, right? but whatever, harry's pretty smart so i like to think he'll help grant a bunch and harry writes to grant whenever there's a problem or he just wants someone to talk to and just to keep in touch and grant listens even though he doesn't really understand what's going on ("remus, love, what the fuck is a quaffle?"). ofc when sirius comes, grant's slowly phased out (like remus like harry !! haha! ... ha...) but he makes a comeback once sirius is gone for good + harry visits grant over summer at least once and grant doesn't question when harry says dont write and then they dont have contact for over a year ,,, he does lose his shit when the next year harry tells him what happened ("?? the fuck do you MEAN you DIED.") and harry's like yeah haha crazy, right?

erm

yeah

<3

[arliedraws]

Do you think Sirius knows how to cook?

On one hand, he grew up being served food his whole childhood and I dont think any of his relatives or Kreacher would want to teach him something so //muggle// and I don't think that after leaving Hogwarts he wpuld have had time to teach himself

On the other hand, learning how to feed himself would be another way in which Sirius is more independent/mature than his peers. It would also be a giant "fuck you" towards his family because he does something muggles do!

And he would probably be also good at it because Sirius really strikes me as someone who is a perfectionist - the best grades, the best at everything he touches (be it something he just picked up or spent hours learning by himself just to be the best)

Okay, maybe I’m biased, but cooking basic meals like meat, potatoes, and vegetables isn’t that hard if you don’t have any physical disabilities 😂 I think he could cook, for sure. He did have to feed himself when he was living by himself!

And I see Sirius less wanting to be the best and more that he wants to figure out how to get something right and/or make it better. If he wanted to cook an amazing meal, he could learn fairly quickly (again, making a delicious meal is not that hard), but I also think he just wouldn’t see making himself these incredible meals a priority when there’s a war going on. Maybe he never learned to be a really good chef, but I think he could cook a whole chicken.

I also think cooking is a scale:

Level One: Doesn’t understand how different forms of heat cook food (baking, steaming, boiling, etc) / no idea what sort of flavors go together

Level Four: Could follow a recipe as written and have a really tasty product (I think Sirius is here)

Level Five: Could follow a recipe with tweaks and substitutions and have a really tasty product

Level Seven: Could make up a recipe on the spot with whatever is on hand and have it turn out pretty good (me)

Level Nine: Can poach an egg reliably

Level Ten: Professional Chef (???)

Also, however, I do not think that Sirius would go out of his way or inconvenience himself to say “fuck-you” to his family once he’s left. That would mean admitting that he still cared what they thought of him. I think it’s different when he’s actually living at Grimmauld Place as a teenager to put up posters of scantily clad ladies because it’s funny to piss them off, but I also think he’s very practical once he’s on his own. If no one is there to see you rebel, what’s the point?

[marisssa1248]

How i think the sorcerers would react if they see summoner again (spoilers for stage 13)

Arcturus

Boy he would be relieved and happy to see you again after all that chaos he would hug you while he was crying of joy to see you while your basically having a hard time to breath from his hug but he would also make you some food after you come back and asks how you been at mid-earthim and of course you brag about your favorite game Arcana twillight ending at stage 13 joke- but he would listen to all your brags about mid-earthim and mention how you missed his cooking

Spica

He saw you with Arcturus with a envelope full of papers with a serious expression until he saw you and his jaw dropped and even the papers fell of his hands but he would go to you and maybe hug you or ask questions to you or himself if his dreaming or not but his full of relief to see you again he might even burst into tears while he holds your shoulders but he tries not to cry infront of you to not make you worry after you just came back to boundary Arlyn

Pollux

Out of all the boys he would be the biggest crybaby out of all them when he saw you he ran towards you and tackled you so he can hug you but both of even fell (you even broke your back) he would shake you while hugging you really happy to see you again but also sad and he decides fo fullfill his promise by taking you to a bakery he wanted to try with you and of course you accept and you guys eat the sweetest food ever

Alpheratz

Man he was just looking for Pollux and was wondering what the fuss was about until he saw you and his jaw dropped but he was the most calmest to see you again or maybe- his glad to see you again he knew you would come back after some of his dreams while he sleeps are meeting you again well get ready now his gonna take you to a restaurant after you finally came back and his paying for everything (this is probally not cannon but another idea for Alpheratz he would unexpectedly cry after seeing you but try to keep up his own personality but he would be to relieved while crying tears of joy so make sure you hug while you can)

Vega

He was training until you approched behind him and hugged him behind startling him until he sees you and his eyes lights up his relieved to see you again after you left even though he made a vow he would see you again and will try to get to mid-earthim but either way he would still cry seeing you then you tried to cheer him up by kissing his tear soaked cheeks until he freaking kissed you (im very sorry for this-you all probally know when this happend) and he hugs you and asks why do you always make him worried? But either way his happy to see you again and he will make sure that you and him will start a new story between you and him than the past

Sirius

Im sorry Sirius fans but idk about this guy- but lets just say he would have a dramatic entrance and he would say "welcome back dear summoner" while his arms are spread open but your trying to freaking to get to the vending machine until you realize he wants to get to it first so you both rock paper scissors and luckily you won and he says with a dramatic leave " we will meet again summoner" until he siriusly slipped on a pile of papers and knock his head out but you dont if his happy or angry or even sad to see you again (i dont even know how he would react once we come back-)

Bonus

Giana

When she saw you again she gave you a gentle smile shes glad you well and good from returning she probally asks for tea from her maids i think and you guys would have a simple chat about hows going on mid-earthim and if your doing alright ok this might not also be cannon but she would probally say like "im so glad to be speaking with you again my daughter-in-law" and your like daughter-in-law? Then Vega gets flustrated and tells Giana dont say that to you but inside he definetly wants you to be his wife or husband- (look i may not support the LGTQ community but i respect them but those male readers probally reading this im very sorry-)

[addisonstars]

"a secret third option"

written for day 127493 of my brain that apparently cant read with the prompt "get it together addison"

327 words!

“This tastes like actual bullshit, literal bull shit Sirius, how do you even manage to fuck up a recipe this bad babe.” Remus shakes his head, pushing his food away from him. He has a sour look on his face 

Sirius is trying his best not to die of laughter, but he’s also trying not to cry too. “I,” gasp, “followed the recipe,” another breath, “and this is what happened.” He takes in a big breath, trying to control his breathing before he hyperventilates. 

Remus smiles because for as much as this dinner is disgusting, there’s nothing like seeing your husband laugh like this over gross food. “God Siri, you weren't lying when you said that you were a terrible cook.” 

“No, I was not.” Sirius shakes his head. “And you didn't want to cook tonight nor did you want to go and eat so you had two options: one, I make food and it turns out like food in a way but it tastes like ass, or two: the food doesn't turn out like food and starve for the night.” Sirius shrugs. 

Remus, a little daring tonight, says, “But how would you know what ass tastes like?” A smirk creeps on his face. Sirius’ eyes go wide, shocked that Remus of all people is saying stuff like this at the dinner table. “And from my understanding,” he continues, “ass tastes way better than this garbage. Hell, I’d rather eat ass right now than this.” 

Sirius, dumbfounded, looks at Remmy with wide eyes and his mouth open in shock and tries to say something, but there really isn't much to say after your finacé drops a bomb like that. “What have you gotten into? Did I accidentally add a dash too much of horniness?” He laughs. 

Blushing, Remus drops his voice to a whisper. “I wasn't lying when I said that Sirius.” 

Now it’s Sirius' turn to blush. “I can always do the dishes later,” he reckoned. 

happy november! im going to try and do MOST of novembers prompts for the rest of the month, starting today! and i really dont know what this is tbh, so my apologies in advance

MY APOLGIES: i just realized that i misread the prompt for day 9 of wolfstar microfic- i read soured not gourd...dont ask me how (im human and make mistakes) but anways im too lazy to delete this soooo!

-a.s.

[daemonwritesstuff]

MATCHUP TRADE WITH @sugutoad - 100% completed

A/N: Hi Anna! im so happy to do yet another trade with you! these are so fun to do and hopefully we can do more soon haha. I hope you enjoy this so much as much as I did with mine.

HARRY POTTER FAMILY ANALYSIS

Your Significant Other Is…

You have been matched with Regulus Black! After some thinking about your other HP matches he seemed like a more better fit for you.

Kallias Black!

The oldest child and brother! aka Regulus and Annas first child! He was born after you guys got married, He went to school the same time as the boy who lived did. they arent really close together since Kallias despises him for some reason. He is also Regulus's favorite child (he loves all his children ok??). Regulus was over the moon when he found out his son got into slytherin, He's very proud of his kids, even if they dont know. Kallias can get a bit too angry sometimes but calms down right away when his parents comfort him, he would do anything to make his mom and dad proud.

Illiana Black!

The second and oldest child! the sweet and intellegent child of Anna and Regulus Black. She daydreams a lot because you know... she dreams a lot, and she can acheive those dreams! She's really good at all of her classes, the black family is very intellegent. She's always with her pet dog, Sirius, which annoys her uncle sometimes and Regulus is super happy about haha.

Fayette Black!

The Third Daughter of Anna and Regulus Black! She's known for being super rebellious and mischievous. She gets in trouble a lot or playing with other peoples wands or causing chaos. She reminds Regulus to much like his Brother Sirius, they're just too alike! but it doesn't nessacarly make him annoyed or angered, he loves his daughter so much, he probably has to stop some arguments with her siblings. Regulus is a girl dad frfr.

Dorian Black!

Second Son and The Fourth Child! I think Kallias got a little jealous and upset when he got told that he's gonna have a younger brother, he wants to be the only son! enough with that though... Dorian is the peacemaker, he's everyone's favorite even if they don't show it, he's super popular In school and he knows it! He can be a little shy around people he doesn't know, so when his mom or dad is around he'll always hide or stay beside them, its so cute to regulus and Anna haha. He has to be forced to do his work or he'll be grounded which causes him to whine for a while but eventually stops. You always have to cook vegetarian meals for Dorian sinces he Vegetarian which you and regulus are fine with of course.

Nyla Black!

The Last and Youngest Child of Regulus and Anna Black! The cutest child in the house, you guys spoil her a lot and she turned out to be a cute yet has no brain cells kinda bimbo. But shes very hardworking and Regulus is very proud of that as well. She's probably the first person in the black family to want to do more independent things in the house. one time when her boundries were being pushed too far she scared the person with some scary figure and lets say that person never came back...

Raising a Child — before, during and after

Regulus was probably only present for the three of his kids birth after Voldemort controlled his mind into maddness

It was hard to raise 3 kids on your own, you had help from his brother Sirius, and some other family members but it was still hard without having the father present.

But before that they raised their children with so much love that it would blind you. They would take their children to places they wanted to go and they would also buy their children as many toys they want

While Regulus was away, Anna did everything she could to make her kids not forget their father, she would tell stories about Regulus when they met at Hogwarts, how their dates were, etc...

After a while Regulus came back and there were a lot of tears... of happiness of course, it was good for Regulus to be back with his family again, he never let you guys go when he came back.

He would take his kids for ice cream and to the park on the best summer days possible, he even takes them to the pool and teaches his younger kids how to swim!

Overall, this family is very successful and very happy, for eternity.

Reactions:

Black Family: You were probably in an exchanged marriage with Regulus ngl, but in a good way, your family was rich and successful so why wouldn't they wanna get you both married! little did they know you guys were already dating, which shocked them but surprising it didn't make them mad, when they found out you guys were having kids they were so overjoyed, Sirius always comes to the house to spoil your children (only when his parents aren't there)

Family Dinner and Date Nights

Family dinners can be a bit chaotic since everyone is gonna talk over one another about their days, or just random stuff, sometimes even food fights happen with the younger ones! but they are stopped right away.

Usually its very nice when having dinners though, its always good to hear the kids talking and just having a good time

Date Nights happen very rarely since you both can be busy sometimes but you'll always try to find a way to get out of the house, and you'll get Uncle Sirius and Jaxrel to babysit the kids LMAO

Your dates with him are with you going to your favorite places, or staying in a cafe while its raining and hands are intertwined together, your love with Regulus is very peaceful and heartwarming.

[kquil]

if u dont mind may i also request a 🧁 cupcake? :) idk if u meant physical traits or personality so im gonna go with a little bit of both! im 5'6, i have brown hair, im indian and i do gymnastics (kinda! speaking of my personality, i would say im slightly introverted (infp!), hogwarts house is hufflepuff, i've been told im kind and nice :) and im very goofy and silly with close friends adjsjk i hope thats enough! take ur time with this and tysm <3<3 i hope u have a great day/night! :D

yes yes, no worries darling, i meant both physical and personality traits as long as you're comfortable with providing both ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ˶꒱ა˖⁺‧₊˚ also, im so sorry for taking so long to do this for you, darling

from your description, i ship you with James Potter!

i. you two make the goofiest pair, giggling with each other, pulling the most innocent but still funny pranks on one another and being completely in sync when doing silly things together. he's able to draw out that side of you despite that part being completely reserved for your close friends. as a result, a lot of people know a little more about you now; they know you more than just the typical kind hufflepuff girl

ii. he is at awe every time you demonstrate your flexibility and your skills as a gymnast. he's your little cheerleader, always hyping you up and cheering you on, flustering you. and when you act humble he just keeps going until you have to kiss him to get him to shut up ⏤ sometimes, he does it on purpose just so you have to kiss him to shut him up

iii. being indian, you cook a lot of flavourful food for him sometimes and he can't get enough of it, devouring his food like a greedy squirrel ⏤ his cheeks puff out and everything! he brags about it too and is always encouraging the rest of the marauders to try the food. in the beginning, the spices made him cry but he still loved it and now that he's used to the flavours and spices, he gets to laugh at sirius, remus and peter when they try indian cuisine and start crying too but he always ends with asking them "isn't it really good? it's spicy but it's so yummy!"

iv. not only in food does james take an active interest in your culture but your traditions and traditional clothing as well. it's so brilliant to him, the differences between your culture and his. one summer he begged to stay over with you where he got to learn a lot more about your culture and was able to wear the indian traditional clothing ⏤ he looks so handsome in a kurta pyjama suit and he loved how comfortable the dhoti was, he strutted around in it shirtless for you haha!

1K MILESTONE EVENT : CLOSED | NAVI.

[greyeyedmonster-18]

☕️Hello again Dr. Grey please give me all your honest opinions about good godfather Sirius Black.

ahoy, another great topic for me to spill the tea on.

-smart sirius; like give me posh arrogant sirius with his 12 outstanding owls and shrugging it off; and Mrs and Mr Potter throwing a celebration

-tall sirius black rights, you know this though. I think i wrote a sentence once that was something along the lines of his knee looking like a snake had swallowed a bowling ball and i stand by it.

-sirius is good at maths, i dont make the rules.

-also good at cooking. remus and harry being left alone for a weekend because sirius is off doing something and the two of them eating chips out of the bag for 2 days straight. sirius comes back and makes them have vegetables only

-CLEAN sirius.

-also, sirius loves presents. but sirius loves presents that are like THOUGHTFUL not expensive. he could care less about a state of the art something or other, he just wants to get a napkin framed from when harry lost his first baby tooth. also sirius getting jewelry made from harrys baby teeth??? yes.

-leather aesthetic

-loves his motorbike; loves a NICE car; loves his hair

-sirius DOES know how to fix things and build things, but he cant build things when looking at the instructions. like building a crib by hand and gets so frustrated staring at the "X goes to Y into the hole" when he could just BUILD THE THING but he wants to follow the instructions!

-he is gay and would only touch a woman if her name was petunia dursley and it was rouse to save harry.

send me an ask and ill spill the tea

[grimsneverendingfuneral]

Okay so I’m officially in love with your Rosekiller (they’re so ACCURATE), please indulge us in your Wolfstar headcanons 🎤

loooool ok anon youre cute so i'll do it but fucking hell wolfstar headcanons will be the death of me cause ive spent literally almost the same amount of time thinking about them as i have thinking about my own goddamn OCs

well the sirius i have in my head is a sickeningly blinding cosmic event (oh thatsgood). he's a walking paradox. he's impulsive and boisterous and laughs loudly but he's also intentional, fragile, vulnerable, dainty even. he walks like he knows exactly where he's going at all times, languid and relaxed, head held high. he wears whatever he wants. sometimes it's feminine, sometimes it's masculine, sometimes it's both. but even when he's wearing his blue jeans and leather jacket, he always looks regal, a little bit girlish, nose turned upwards and eyes twinkling with secret emotions only few people can decipher. he's loyal to a fault and it makes him crazy. the way he loves is testing. he's highly educated, writes only in cursive though he holds the pen with hatred. he grits his teeth in his sleep. has major anxiety. sometimes he can barely get a bite of food in him because he always feels sick. he hides it well but not so well. its all in his eyes, everything. you just gotta look. in my head he's half english half french, from la Corse. Corsica babyyyyy. he's a virtuoso with the piano and has a perfect ear. like, you could literally ask him what note your overheating laptop is making and he'll be like "hmm Si bémol." only knows music theory in french. he will kill for you but not die for you. he's almost nauseatingly driven. like, one track mind kind of person. if he has a goal, its getting done no matter how long it takes him. it gets him what he wants but it also makes him insufferable sometimes because there's no talking sense into him. he's sweet as a fucking button, though, my sirius. so so sweet. when he smiles you just wanna keep making him smile, when he laughs you just wanna get on your knees and beg he never stop. he's got the energy of a thousand suns, but has his moments of complete quiet and solitude. he needs those. at least once a day. he sleeps with the covers over his head, like an animal. if you're looking for sirius and you cant find him, look for a bump in the blankets. he'll be there. he also has crazy nightmares. like the type of person that just has nightmares every night. he's woken up at least once like in the movies, sprung up in bed screaming. also sleeps like he tosses and TURNS GOD and sometimes remus literally cannot stand it. the things he loves like music movies and books become his whole personality, he's very very obsessive with the things he loves. he'll talk your ear off about them if you ask him to. he like almost identifies with whatever he loves at that moment. he can cook. he's a good cook. homely stuff, like mashed potatoes and pie. he has the best table manners and doesnt really like people who dont. gives bombastic side eye in a way that makes it almost too funny not to laugh when you catch it. he loves to speak with his eyes, he's so good at it its scary.

remus. oh myyy goooooddd remus. no i just. i really really love him guys. okay my remus is half Polish half Welsh. his skin is fucking soft, idk thats just always sometimes that sits in my mind, like yes he has scars but the skin around them is just really fucking soft. he always smells kind of soft, too. contrary to sirius, who's all sharp features and contrasting hair on his pale skin, remus is just soft all over, actually. everything blends in real nice. his eyes are a shade of amber that is never quite the same in any lighting. watery eyes. sparkling eyes. Roman nose PLEASE. he's an avid smoker. he's a stoner, yes but he doesn't act like one. like he can hold his fuckin smoke. he has insomnia. his mind never stops. he takes in the world with wonder, always romanticizing everything. everything is beautiful and it breaks his heart. very protective of his heart but he wants so badly to just love freely and openly and avidly the way sirius does, or the way james does. he's not an asshole, but has asshole-ish tendencies. like he can be a bit dry and cold sometimes or aloof, but he doesn't really notice until someone mentions it then he's like oh shit my bad. he talks MAD SHIT. loves to talk shit. he's good at it too, you'll laugh with the digs he comes up with. RESTING BITCH FACE. please yes. he looks full of disdain, bored, but he's having the time of his life dont worry. sarcastic, always. but the funny kind, the silly kind. like youll ask him "hey can you get this thing for me" and he'l reply "no" while doing it. you never really know where you stand with him and its kind of his fatal flaw, like he always seems to have one foot out the door. when he loves you though, he is the LEAST judgmental person you'll ever meet. like seriously thats the way he loves. he embraces all parts of you, lets you evolve and change and make mistakes. he loves to be a guard dog. he is very protective. he's also mid. like looks wise, i love a mid remus. in the sense that, he's not striking, heads don't necessarily turn when he walks into a room, or they do but its only cause he's tall. but when he speaks, all solid cadence and a crinkly smile, you're like oh. oh. he's hot. also cant keep socks matched to save his life. they're always mismatched and even when he takes them out of the dryer, he doesnt bother to find the matching ones he just bunches them up together. drives sirius fucking mad.

i could keep going like its so bad. its so bad. im down bad

[fvckeduplilwhinybxtch]

Welcome to my first Harry Potter story! I hope you guys enjoy!

Fred Weasley x yn

Warnings: Handjobs! Smut!

Part: 1

Somethings dont go as planned part 1

Yn Black, was the daughter of Sirius black, she is smart and brave but she was often shy. That was until, She met the Weasley's, They brought out a side in her she didn't know she had.

*flashback*

Yn Walked into the burrow with her dad,young yn's cheeks immediately become red from being shy "it's alright hun" Her dad, Sirius, said to try to make her feel better. Yn lifted her head slightly as she heard what sounded like a herd of horses running down the burrow's stairs, she saw 2 identical boys, both with Firey red hair "Oh hey Sirius hunny! Oh my you brought yn, hello dear! I'm Molly" The ginger lady, known as Molly said. "i-im yn..yn black..im 10" yn said quietly to Molly "That's a wonderful name honey" Molly said with a smile. Next thing you know, another redhead, much shorter came running over "oh hunny, this is Ron" Molly said with a smile "he's the same age as you" Molly added, Sirius smiled softly at how yn was already warming up to them all. "Fred, George! Ginny! Come here please!" Molly called for her other youngest's. "Yn this is fred and George, if they ever annoy you,you have my permission to wack them on there heads" Molly said "they are 12 and this here is Ginny, she is 9" Molly said with a smile.

A couple days later yn was running around the house with Ron and Ginny, before the young girl, yn knew it, she tripped and hurt her toe, making the younger girl Yelp and sit on the ground "yn are you okay!?" Ron said quickly and Ginny sat near her, worriedly. Out of nowhere fred and george appeared, Fred quickly went to yn and hugged her "what happened?" Fred asked "I tripped" Yn said and sniffles..... Since that day Fred has always stuck by her side, and always telling Molly how much he loved yn.

*End of flashback*

Yn Was currently with her dad at the burrow, sitting at the table where everyone ate there 3 meals a day. She heard Fred, George, and the golden trio chattering about something, the twins were 17 now, meaning yn, Ron, Harry and Hermione were 15 and Ginny is 14. "Not flashing that clipping again, are you, Ron?" George said, grabbing a prophet from Ron "I haven't shown anyone!" Ron said in defence "No, not a soul! Unless you count Tom" Fred Said with a smirk

"The day maid" George added "The night maid" Fred added "the cook" George added

"that bloke who came to fix the toilet"

Fred added "and that wizard from Belgium!" George added, lastly. Yn giggled softly "got caught there Ron" The young, black said and smiled softly "what are you studying?" Fred asked as he towered behind Yn. The young girl blushed softly at the older boy "just some potions work" She said as she flipped the page of her potions book "Boring!" Fred said and grabbed Yn's potions book, yn quickly got up and looked up at her book, which Fred was holding up "Fred! Come on!" Yn said and whined slightly, yn and Fred always Flirted around, Yn knew people wouldn't like it because of the slight age difference, Fred was almost a adult and she was still a minor, it wasn't a 4 year age gap so it was fine but not a lot of people would like it.

*time skip to Hogwarts because I'm lazy asf*

Yn was a proud Gryffindor, happy to be with her friends, she was 16, just turned 16 actually, yn was also proud to admit her and Fred were a thing. As of right now yn was studying in her room when she heard her dorm room door open "Love?" it was Fred, he never let her study, he always wanted attention,she didn't mind but sometimes she just wanted to study. "Yes Freddie? If your here to bother me then turn around and leave baby" yn said and giggled softly, Fred playfully rolled his eyes and layed down putting his head in her lap since she was sitting on her bed. Fred got a peak up her skirt, He would never admit the sexual frustration he had for her, yn didn't wanna do anything yet because she's a virgin."Fred Gideon Weasley! Watch your eyes handsome" Yn said and giggled playfully smacking his head "Sorry" Fred said with a light chuckle and Yn went back to reading. Eventually, about 20 minutes later, Fred was Antsy and kept moving around "Freddie, why are you- Oh.." Yn asked but saw the tent in his pants, she smirked and decided to be brave, going back to her book and continuing her potions work, sliding her left hand down Fred's body and palmed him, earning a soft gasp from the taller. Fred bucked his hips up into her hand once he felt her palm him "be patient..." yn said and started unbuckling his belt, pulling his rock hard length out and stroking him, earning a small moan. After 3 minutes, The younger girl kept up at a good speed and felt Fred twitch in her hands "Fuck..yn.." Fred groaned slightly, laying his head back "What Freddie?" yn asked instantly, as she watched the older boy, bite his lip as he got closer and closer to his release. Fred bucked his hips up into her hand and moaned softly, soon spilling his seed on her hand "shit.." Fred said with a soft panting, the girl couldn't help but bite her lip, her boyfriend became a mess because of her, she felt the feeling between her legs grow hotter "Can I return the favor?" Fred asked sliding his length back into his pants, loosely buckling them. Yn quickly nodded at Fred "Please..." yn begged slightly, The redhead layed on his stomach, pushing her back so her back was on the headboard of her bed, he lifted her legs up and wasted no time in sliding her panties off, planting kisses on her clit, that was aching for attention "Oh.. Fred" Yn said and put her hand on his head, twirling some of his hair around her finger, that only boosted the boys confidence, making him lick a straight line up her slit and start sucking and bubbling at her bundle of nerves "Mm Freddie.." Yn said, biting her lip and leaning her head back as Fred working his mouth and tongue on her nether Region. After a few minutes yn was squirming under Fred's touch, this would be her first ever orgasm, she gripped Fred's hair and pulled slightly, soon Cumming all over his mouth "Fred!" Yn yelled out and shook slightly, "That was great baby, you did so well" Fred said and kissed her lips deeply, she kissed back "Love..im ready..please" Yn said, then before she knew it she heard a different voice "Yn!Here! Really!?" That voice belonged to Hermione Granger "Shit" yn said, luckily Fred was fully clothed, yn quickly pulled her panties on and pulled her skirt back up "Uh.. What did you need Mione?" Yn said and fixed up her hair. "I'm gonna go.. I love you" Fred said and kissed Yn's cheek quickly before exiting "I was coming to get you because I wanted to walk to dinner with you, but saw you snogging Fred, instead of studying" Hermione said, making a slight disgusted face "that's not the point anymore, yn Fred is almost 18 and your 16!" Hermione said "Mione, I know.." Yn said and sighed "No ones gonna like that..they will know your a minor and he's gonna be a adult" Hermione said, genuinely worried for her best friend "Listen, I know but I love him- l-lets just go to dinner I'm hungry..." yn said, getting nervous and walked out of the dorm, she walked to the great Hall and sat down, waiting for the feast.