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[slapstikcomedyentertainment]

Top Ten TikTok skits from the Montgomery Brawl

We found the best Montgomery Brawl videos on TikTok. Read and watch them here!

WE AS A PEOPLE… don’t take anything seriously 😭 By Jasmine Jones  Black Twitter (which will forever be known to me as Black Twitter, you couldn’t pay me enough to call it X) has exploded this weekend with memes and reenactments of what some are now calling the Fade in the Water, the Riverwalk Rumble, Cinco de Negro, and my personal favorite, the Boston Sweet Tea Party. This brawl was one for…

[ulrichgebert]

Irgendwie wollten wir auch noch 100 Jahre Marlon Brando begehen, waren aber nicht in der richtigen Verfassung für A Streetcar Named Desire, den wir wirklich einmal wieder anschauen sollten und wählten wider besseren Wissens Charles Chaplins letzten Film A Countess From Honkong, an dem einiges ganz niedlich ist, der aber insgesamt hinter den Erwartungen an sämtliche Beteiligten zurückbleibt, ausgenommen vielleicht Sophia und Chaplin als Komponisten (was allerdings an den Erwartungen liegt). Irgendwie scheinen der altersgemäß betuliche Slapstik und die romantische 60er-Jahre-Komödie einfach nicht zueinander finden zu wollen, und was muss der alte Mann, der bis 1936 Stummfilme drehte, sich jetzt auch noch mit Technicolor und Cinemascope herumschlagen? Wir können ja immer noch A Streetcar Named Desire anschauen, und einige frühe Chaplin-Filme.

[babyawacs]

#phonetics #correct ? @afnstuttgart @afn #armytunes your ad means s o u n d engineering (acoustic engineering) ‎ not sound engineering (common experience in engineering)

#phonetics #correct ? @afnstuttgart @afn #armytunes your ad means s o u n d engineering (acoustic engineering) ‎ not sound engineering (common experience in engineering) (related to slapstik: @thesimpsons #simpsons_mc_bain_atom_slogan_radioactiveman_practicing_actor : “..ugh… better… “.. kudos to @frinkiac simpsonssearchengine‎) ‎ ‎ I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent…

[42frankee]

Skantia - Slapstik by Drum&BassArena http://bit.ly/2CN1EP6

[immaturityofthomasastruc]

Maaaan, Aside "She just a friend" words, I also start bored and irritated with statement "They are really made each other" wihout show any meaningful development of Adrienette. The show just keep showing a cheap fanservice and somehow unecessary drama or "slapstik" to show how "beautiful and deep" like Marinette "clumsiness" and Adrien "obliviousness"

Is Asstruck know how to make Adrienette is meaningful for story and the characters ? This why I give up about Adrienette and don't care about ship after Lukanette "break up" 😒

It’s clear that Astruc wants to drag out the Love Square as much as he can, and thinks if there are some scenes where the two interact briefly, it’ll be enough to hold shippers off so his team doesn’t have to write a reveal for a while.

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[snappygrey]

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Had some downtime to myself and wanted to do something with a Sonic OC I made that i never get an excuse to make art for Their name is Slapstik and theyre a goonish Hyena with very high invulnerability! Perfect for being able to get in a lot of slapstick related gags You can see up close on my SketchFab LINK

[superbadoboy-blog]

A west side feeling with zombies!

[nerfwire]

New Anti-Cheat Software Sends People To Your House To Beat The Shit Out Of You

Advancements in anti-cheat software have been receiving overwhelmingly negative feedback in recent weeks, most notably Vanguard, used in Valorant, and Denuvo, used (briefly) in Doom Eternal and in Metro Exodus. These programs have access directly to the core of the user’s OS—the kernel—interfering deeply with their computer’s performance even when the game is closed. Not to be outdone, a small development company has created a brand new anti-cheat software called Slapstik, where if the program thinks you’re cheating, it sends a bunch of dudes with clubs to beat the shit out of you in real life. Read the full article

[slapstikcomedyentertainment]

Welcome to The SlapStik Comedy Store

A moose smoking marijuana? A mug that flips people off? How could anyone turn down these designs?!

A moose smoking marijuana? A mug that flips people off? How could anyone turn down these designs?! If you’re looking for products with actual personality, you’ve come to the right place. T-shirts, masks, bags, keychains, koozies, and more – at the growing SlapStik Comedy store, you can find a variety of fun and unique merchandise in many different styles. Click this link to our store to find…

[ulrichgebert]

Abgesehen davon, daß sie ein bisschen psychisch krank ist, ist Joon eigentlich ziemlich normal. Ihr Bruder Benny ist ein bisschen überfürsorglich und sieht nicht, daß sie und Johnny Depp als anachronistisches Stummfilm-Slapstik-Genie Sam füreinander geschaffen sind. Endlich mal wieder ein total vernünftiger Film.

[babyawacs]

who understands better how algorithms work after this:   @california @texas @apple @tim_cook @google @google uk @googleai @ibmwatson #siri #okgoogle‎ ‎ #algorithm : #brilliant #sorting #tool #matching #alike #s #by #math #and #statistics ‎ "ok google, how funny is cheese " ‎... .. " oh ok google and and and also c h e e s e - l i k e   s u b s t a n c e s . cheese like substances too " good sorting algorithms list atleast sth like: jokes and entertainment (such as slapstik) scored over the timeframe of, th is aproval in the respective audience bad algorithm sorts saycheese foto of lambretta and kim karnanshian  current internet sanitised: wouldyouliketo buy uncle bomb s finest cheese like substitute grade 9 (the brave nothingtolose tha t didnot win based ingredients) but n o n e would u n d e r s t a n d why the request is abstract funny "ok google, how funny is cheese " ‎... .. " oh ok google and and and also c h e e s e - l i k e   s u b s t a n c e s . cheese like substances too " #algorithm : #brilliant #sorting #tool #matching #a like #s #by #math #and #statistics ‎ I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss

who understands better how algorithms work after this:   @california @texas @apple @tim_cook @google @google uk @googleai @ibmwatson #siri #okgoogle‎ ‎ #algorithm : #brilliant #sorting #tool #matching #alike #s #by #math #and #statistics ‎ “ok google, how funny is cheese ” ‎… .. ” oh ok google and and and also c h e e s e – l i k e   s u b s t a n c e s . cheese like substances too ” good sorting algorithms list atleast sth like: jokes and entertainment (such as slapstik) scored over the timeframe of, th is aproval in the respective audience bad algorithm sorts saycheese foto of lambretta and kim karnanshian  current internet sanitised: wouldyouliketo buy uncle bomb s finest cheese like substitute grade 9 (the brave nothingtolose tha t didnot win based ingredients) but n o n e would u n d e r s t a n d why the request is abstract funny “ok google, how funny is cheese ” ‎… .. ” oh ok google and and and also c h e e s e – l i k e   s u b s t a n c e s . cheese like substances too ” #algorithm : #brilliant #sorting #tool #matching #a like #s #by #math #and #statistics ‎ I am Christian KISS BabyAWACS – Raw Independent Sophistication #THINKTANK + #INTEL #HELLHOLE #BLOG https://www.BabyAWACS.com/ Inquiry@BabyAWACS.com PHONE / FAX +493212 611 34 64 Helpful? Pay. Support. Donnate. paypal.me/ChristianKiss

who understands better how algorithms work after this: @california @texas @apple @tim_cook @google @googleuk @googleai @ibmwatson #siri #okgoogle #algorithm : #brilliant #sorting #tool #matching #alike #s #by #math #and #statistics “ok google, how funny is cheese ” ‎… .. ” oh ok google and and and also c h e e s e – l i k e s u b s t a n c e s . cheese like substances too ” good sorting…

[bc9world]

Following his exclusive appearance on the latest instalment of RAM Records yearly drum & bass annual compilation with his track ‘See The Sun,’ it’s now time for Skantia’s debut full release on ProgRAM – unleashing a three tracker which is sure to help push his name further across the scene. From its suspense driven build, title track ‘Unorthodox’ moves with shuffling percussive breaks and layered electro riffs. ‘Run’ continues the pace, as stripped back beats are complemented by simple but effective bass stabs. Finally, the mood switches up with ‘Slapstik,’ where Skantia draws for guttural synth notes and scattershot edits, changing the tone from the previous two tracks while still making it a coherent whole. The ‘Unorthodox EP’ has a multitude of flavours and is just the beginning of Skantia’s journey as part of the RAM family. It’s 2019 and it’s once again time to get with the ProgRAM. #harddnb #dnbnight #dnbunitedrecords #dnbworldwide #dnbhi #dnbstrong #dnbmix #Ukdnb #dnbhead #dnb_bank #dnbislife #dnbforever #dnbfam #ilovdnb #dnbnight #pertdnb #dnbarmy #respectdnb #dnbjpn #dnbtbeadnb https://www.instagram.com/p/BsbHQLOFUWN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=wcerdecx8uyb

[mojokco]

Manunggaling YZR-M1 dan Valentino Rossi di MotoGP

Berkali-kali nonton live race MotoGP di Sepang, Malaysia, bertubi-tubi pula keyakinan saya menebal bahwa Valentino Rossi (VR46) telah benar-benar mencapai level rider-makrifat. Orang boleh memekikkan nama Jorge Lorenzo, Marc Marquez, atau Dani Pedrosa sebagai junjungannya, serupa kaum muda memuja Agus Mulyadi, tetapi jika landasan teorinya adalah hierarki “syariat-tarekat-hakikat-makrifat” dalam jagat mistisisme MotoGP, hanya VR46 pencapai tertingginya.

Marc, misalnya, nyaring disebut-sebut sebagai penantang serius VR46. Dua musim berturut Marc menyikat gelar juara dunia balapan roda dua kelas premier itu. Tahun 2013 dan 2014. Ke mana VR46 dalam kurun dua musim itu?

Selama di Ducati (2011-2012), VR46 memang tak menangguk capaian podium istimewa. Akan tetapi, jika Anda berhenti pada pandangan slapstik demikian, yakinlah bahwa Anda termasuk orang yang belum move on dari label syariat dalam melihat segala sesuatu.

Cobalah beranjak ke level tarekat saja di sini, Anda akan melihat betapa VR46 telah menghibahkan impresi-impresi investatif untuk masa depan Ducati. Pada awal-awal musim balap tahun ini, Ducati melejit tak terduga dengan tiga torehan podium via Andrea Dovizioso. Jangan lupakan pula Andrea Iannone yang hanya berjarak seiprit poin dari Marc. Semua itu buah lezat dari impresi investatif yang diwariskan VR46.

Lantas, dengan timing yang ciamik, tahun 2013 VR46 hijrah ke Yamaha, pulang penuh semringah. Ia dan YZR-M1 pun kembali menyatu.

Wahdatul Wujud YZR-M1 dan VR46

Dalam jagat sufisme, puncak capaian seorang salik (penempuh sufisme) adalah wahdlatul wujud (peleburan Diri dan Tuhan), seperti Al-Hallaj dengan ittihad-nya, Abu Yazid al-Bushtami dengan “la ilaha illa ana”-nya, Rabi’ah al-Adawiyah dengan takhalli-nya, Maulana Rumi dengan dervish dance-nya, ataupun Siti Jennar dengan Manunggaling Kawula-Gusti-nya.

Seseorang baru akan disebut murad, bukan murid, bila sudah berhasil ber-musyahadah pada Wujud Allah; dalam segala hal lagi ihwal. Melebur, menyatu, berittihad dalam ketunggalan. Manunggaling.

VR46 dan motor yang menjadi tunggangannya, YZR-M1, telah melebur sedemikian rupa hingga tak ada lagi jarak antara keduanya. Yang paling kasat mata, setiap akan start, VR46 selalu melakoni ritual khusyuk di sebelah YZR-M1; keduanya seolah saling berbicara, mendengar, menatap, hingga kemudian melesat.

Sampai di sini, dibandingkan Lorenzo dan Marc yang menjadikan motor sebagai kuda besi belaka, VR46 sudah sangat jauh melampaui. Dalam setiap race, mau tercecer di posisi berapa pun saat kualifikasi dan start, VR46-YZR-M1 selalu padu dan melesat-kilat setahap demi setahap memamah setiap rider di depannya. Termasuk Lorenzo dan Marc, apalagi Pedrosa yang masih gagap sama hafalan doa junub.

Coba bandingkan dengan sosok Marc. Ia selalu bicara tentang data, data, dan data, khas modernis-Cartesian. Setiap jelang free practice dan kualifikasi, betapa sibuknya Marc dengan kalkulasi komputer, statistik, analisis data, history race, dan kesesuaian sirkuit dengan motor. Marc terlihat betul bak pelaku syariat yang selalu sibuk dengan bacaan, tata gerak, rukun, bahkan syarat sah, sampai lupa menyelami hakikat bacaan dan gerakan ritualnya. Ia belum beranjak sama sekali ke ranah makrifat, ranah manunggaling.

Maka maklumi saja bila kemudian Marc kerap memperlihatkan sentimen negatif kepada VR46, seperti ketika ia disalip di tikungan terakhir di sirkuit Assen, Belanda, pada Juni kemarin. Bejibun klaim intoleran dilesatkan, persis orang yang baru tahu syarat dan rukun ibadah. Tak ada pemaknaan substantif sama sekali, yang niscaya akan lebih menenangkan hatinya.

Di sebelah Marc, meski lebih dewasa, Lorenzo tak jauh beda levelnya. Memang ia lebih matang secara emosional, tetapi tetap saja ia belum beranjak ke jenjang hakikat—masih jauh makrifat. Lorenzo masih mengeram di sarang tarekat belaka; jalan pintas-praktis.

Tak heran, dalam setiap race, Lorenzo ngibrit sekencang-kencangnya sejak start, berusaha melebarkan jarak sejauh mungkin dengan para rider lainnya. Ia begitu terobsesi dengan “jalan pintas”. Jika Lorenzo start di pole position, ah sudahlah, dapat diduga race bakal berjalan dengan sangat membosankan.

Tapi ya maklumi saja, memang begitulah lelaku orang yang belum naik ke level hakikat, apalagi makrifat. Abai terhadap kepuasan penonton, asyik dengan diri sendiri, dan isi kepala hanya tentang menang dan menang belaka. Di wilayah sepak bola, sosok Jose Mourinho adalah kembaran mental Lorenzo yang paling identik.

Jika kemudian hasil race tak sesuai skenario ngibritnya, dengan ringan lidah Lorenzo akan menyalahkan banyak hal. Helm yang berembun; gaya balap almarhum Marco Simoncelli yang membahayakan; dan sebagainya. Sampai-sampai Danilo Petrucci, cah cilik dari tim Pramac Racing Team, sempat meledek Lorenzo dalam helatan MotoGP Inggris, Agustus kemarin. Petrucci bilang, bahwa saat akan menyalip seniornya itu di Silverstone, ia sangat takut justru pada komentar Lorenzo nantinya, bukan balapannya. Pebalap 25 tahun itu pun berhasil menjadi runner up dengan catatan waktu 46 menit 18.627 detik.

Ngenyek Lorenzo banget to kowe ki, Ci.

Begitulah, di MotoGP, hanya VR46 satu-satunya pembalap yang sudah makrifat sehingga selalu sukses menyuguhkan aksi-aksi yang memesona. Kalau kalah, tak sekalipun ia menyalahkan siapa-siapa seperti Lorenzo; tak pula ia menggebu-gebu memaksakan motor over limit sampai terjengkang di Silverstone ala Marc; tak pula ia bergaya biar lambat asal selamat seperti tulisan di bak truk Magelangan yang khas Pedrosa.

VR46-YZR-M1 adalah sintesis “manunggaling pembalap dan motor”. Sensasi latest breaking, sliding, taking over, cornering, wet/dry race, hingga desain helm, semuanya lebur-tunggal-suwung dalam jagat kemakrifatan.

Sebagai rider makrifat, Valentiono Rossi selalu sangat asyik untuk ditonton dan dijunjung. Maksud saya, bila ada orang yang mengaku salik, murad, seyogianya ia pun sangat asyik untuk dilihat, diajak bicara, dikawani. Sebab seorang salik sudah pasti merasa malu untuk berkeras-keras hati kayak yang itu-itu.

[myanimesticker-blog]

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[snappygrey]

I belong to a Sonic Discord chat and we had a prompt to draw our Sonic OC with one of our favorite characters! So I wanted to draw my Hyena, SlapStik, next to my favorite metal boy! This was a lot of fun for me. I’ve been really inspired by the IDW Sonic Comics. Give them a read if you can!