#Sorry I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️

[totallysora]

The West End version of Heathers is better than the Off Broadway version

[nerdrops]

[oneluckygirl]

Tomorrow is a national holiday just saying

[clarabowmp3]

better man bluebird cafe >>>>>>> better man tv

[akari-ku]

No hate to this person at all but-

This is so funny to me 😭. For context this is a channel that does MHA compilations and they complaining that all of the edits are just bkdk and that they might have to leave 😭. I’m so so sorry but this is extremely hilarious to me.

Just imagine a bakudeku fan saying this about Izuchaco, nah they would be finished and told they are “assuming characters sexuality”

[mebiselfandi]

Just ignore it all☺️

[proqhetic]

actual footage of me and my filipino yj twins @jackietaylorssidehoe @holyfacehead @ethvrealz

[was70th]

idk why but it’s deeply important to me that annie’s family life before the games was a happy one

[crimson-violets]

*Joins Grell in singing along to this song at Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️*

[james-p-sullivan]

prev anon gets no bitches and stacks no paper

i mean i wasnt gonna say it buuuuut…………..

[wekiamo]

hcs about being fuckbuddies with 2009/2010 Tom?

★ TOM KAULITZ; 2010 FUCKBUDDIES NSFW HEADCANONS

minors dni for the love of god‼️

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whenever or wherever he saw you, he’d somehow always manage to approach you firstt

tom would take you to his room sometimes but y’all prefer the adrenaline of quickies and almost getting caught 😭😭 (never getting caught tho

he gets turned on when you play hard to get 😭

when tom sees you in public he just CANNOT keep his glances from afar and hands to himself when near you

if he likes being around you, he will bring you to sone of the tokio hotel concerts

he’s kinda selfish… 👁️ like he can fuck other girls but when you fuck other guys he isn’t really happy about it, but never forbids you from doing it ofc (like he could 🥱)

tom likes your boobs too much LMAOO

also in some interviews where they end up talking about sex (they always do lmaoo) he thinks of you instantly and starts smirking a bit to himself 😭

that boy LOOOOVES teasing you. the sight of you contorting yourself just because of his touch makes him go crazy. FOREPLAY ALWAYS

he also loves giving you neck kisses and hickeys 😍 especially when it’s your weakness (teasing again ofcc

his fav positions are doggystyle and missionary but mostly missionary bc he loves seeing your boobs bouncing or your facial expressions SORRY

as we all know, he’s too good with his fingers and that is no different in sex. loves fingering you and playing w your clit 🤞

tom brags you to the band members whenever he can lmaooo

NO BUT LISTEN. HE LOVES YOUR COLLARBONES AND ALWAYS STOPS THERE WHEN YOU’RE AT IT. there’s just something about them that he gets jajsjsjajds

alsooo he feels more pleasure from seeing your pleasure… turns him on fr. so he pleasures you more than you pleasure him yk. giving you head, making you cum first…

praising. that’s all i’m saying: PRAISING 😫😫

he’s a DOM. not a switch, not a sub, he’s a dommmmmm !! i don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[bomber-grl]

Leo Valdez x Latina/o reader

₊˚⊹Pairing(s): Leo Valdez x reader (no pronouns/no specific godly parent)

When y’all meet it’s like that one Spider-Man meme

He’s honestly really glad to meet another Latin person, especially if that person ends up his friend and eventually lover.

If you speak Spanish then best believe he gon be speaking to you in Spanish, most times it’s Spanglish but you still understand all the same.

I feel like when people of the same culture/ethnicity meet it’s an automatic click.

So that’s def what happened between the two of y’all.

Now, if you speak Portuguese or anything other than Spanish then lil blud is gonna try to learn your language 😭

I don’t make the rules that’s just how he is.

Doesn’t even matter if he butchers it so badly

(Prolly doesn’t since Portuguese and Spanish are similar (if that’s ur language btw otherwise it’s so bad 😭)

But still 🤷‍♀️

Now, if your latino then best believe y’all gon understand jokes that others don’t

Especially if someone does something dramatic. then you both automatically reference La Rosa De Guadalupe

And then it turns into this whole worm hole on the momo and ballena azul things on those episodes- and it’s a whole other story tbh

(Sorry if ur reading this at night and got scared from the flashbacks)

Anyway, he’s that one person at Latino parties that’s a lot of stereotypes ngl

Like he’ll be that one older cousin that absolutely obliterates the piñata and then runs all cutely to you to give you the candy as if he didn’t push some 5 years olds.

But also that one guy in the table chismeando with the tías

You can’t tell me he isn’t a little chismoso 😭

He’d probs also be the guy that handles the piñata and purposefully move sit out of the way each and every time.

Continuing from that…

He’d def dance w u on the dance floor

Lil blud got them moves

And he def spends the most time w the little kids

No matter where you are 😭

Moving on, if you ever call him an Edgar or sum shit then he’d get so genuinely shocked

Like you absolutely recked him

How dare you?

Especially since his hair isn’t even an Edgar cut 😭

He’d be so hurt but move on (not at all he’d hold it against you)

Ofc lil pookie loves you so let’s move onto the more affectionate hcs

He calls you mamas or mamacita (fem nicknames) 😔

*insert vine boom effect*

Not to mention if you’re male leaning he’d call u some shit like papi chulo or since he’s kinda a nerd and into anime (personal hc) he’d call u senpapi

Like ain’t no way-

Bro is so embarrassing when he says this shit like wtf 😧 nahh git trippin

Nah but (unlike in the books) him calling u this shit is mostly satire

Especially when y’all call eachother the most rancid nicknames so it’s ok 🤷‍♀️

-Sometimes…. *insert that wiener dog side eyeing meme*

It’s fun being w him cuz y’all can just casually talk about whatever that involves your culture.

Like even talking about favorite Latin snacks is an actually convo y’all have had and it’s honestly great.

Especially when he says a word in Spanish cuz he don’t know it in English

bro doesn’t know how to speak in English or Spanish sometimes.

Honestly same

I mean lil broski is glad to have you as his s/o at all

Lil homie desperate

But it’s the icing on top when he finds out your Latino/a

Makes y’all closer and makes him glad he can reference things, knowing that you’ll understand.

[sailormercurysdiary]

has anyone else seen these mlp fanart on their fyp and now have crushes on them??? also this is abby and ellie in a alternate universe i don’t make the rules sorry🤷‍♀️

[fredtheemoplant]

“Stop the Twink-ification of Regulus! He’s not a Twink!!!”

He is. By Definition.

Sorry, I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️

(This is based on Fanon, queer, Timothée Chalamet vision of him)

[wield-the-mighty-pen]

If you don’t like Ladrien, then you have bad taste

Sorry I don’t make the rules 🤷‍♀️

[lexaknoxville]

party lover boy - Chris Pontius

“𝘄𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗺𝗲, 𝘆𝗼, 𝗶𝘁’𝘀 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗳𝗿𝗲𝗲” - 𝗜 𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘆𝗼𝘂, 𝗥𝗲𝗱 𝗛𝗼𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗶 ��𝗲𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀

pairing(s) | Chris Pontius x reader

summary | just some headcanons of being Party Boys gf 😚

warnings | kissing, blood, the usual jackass stuff

REQUESTS OPEN!!! MASTERLIST!!

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• this could be me being delusional but, i think he’s actually a really gentle man

• well you know how he is normally, but i see him being an absolute sweetie to you

• plays with your hair 😫 i can see him running his fingers through it, helping with a curl routine if you have one, and he LOVES if you get it done all nice and pretty (definitely a sucker for braids)

• will randomly show up to your house as bunny the lifeguard, just to get a laugh out of you

• IMAGINE TRAVELING WITH HIM FOR WILDBOYZ!!!

• def the type to throw bugs and random shit at you, then feel bad if he actually upsets you (it’s best to act upset, if not he’ll keep doing it 😟)

• secretly a sucker for the cheesy shit like sharing a milkshake, matching bracelets, etc

• jokingly he’s not joking flirting with steve-o just to mess with you

“y/n you’re great and all but, me and steve-o have a special connection” - chris with that goofy ass smile on his face

• will see a pretty flower while he’s out wondering around and brings it back to you

“ i saw it and thought you would like it, here you go!”

• he’s so cute omg

• BEGS you to get your nipples pierced with him, i can see it now omg

“babe we should totally get matching nipple rings”

• will pull some random fun fact out of his ass, and then be shocked when you didn’t know

“chris, honey, what are you talking about…”

“YOU DIDNT KNOW?”

15 minute rant follows

• randomly pops into your room with your bra and underwear on

(constantly scolding him for breaking the clasps on your bras, so he buys you new ones)

• a REALLY GOOD KISSER

• i feel like he’s a gentle, slow kisser, really likes to take his time with it

unless he’s drunk, then it’s sloppy and fast

• comes home bloody and you have to clean him up, yall are STOCKED UP on first aid stuff

• calls you nicknames like baby, babe, angel, and the random shit like monkeybutt, and pumpkin 😭

• loves pop music, don’t play with me

• i KNOW he blasts Britney Spears in the car if you want him too 🤷‍♀️ i don’t make the rules sorry

UGHH THIS IS ALL I HAVE RN, BUT I KNOW MORE WILL COME TO ME SO BE READY FOR MORE OF THESE 🙏

CHRIS PONTIUS MY KING

for @tonymarias 🫡