#Source: Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

[sarkyfancypants]

Fascinating observations upon the release of the Borderlands movie

I've been digging a lot through video reviews about the games and the movie and I've caught a few things:

-Non-gaming people were all on the same page about how it's terrible from the outside perspective that the movie is just bad and convoluted and tragically butchered through constant script rewrites to get that PG 13 rating when it originally had the R rating so it is unbiased from the game lore

-However gamers who do know the lore and gameplay were all on the same page about how it is terrible because it does nothing with its source material and only made whatever the hell they wanted and being like a decade late to deliver it

-Borderlands games had a sudden increase of players upon the movie's release very likely because fans wanted to wash out the horrible stench while non-fans probably wanted to actually give it a try, this one is hilariously shocking almost like it was Gearbox/2K's plan all along (it wasn't)

-Everyone who has played the Borderlands game either old fans or new, EVERYONE and their dog are saying Borderlands 2 is the best out of all of the games if we focus on the story, while some comment that Borderlands 3 is pretty fun only gameplay-wise

-There has been a sudden rise in Borderlands gaming/lore video reviews and analysis by people who finally gave the franchise a chance after twelve or so years or people who were already familiar with the game and wanted to revisit the franchise

-The Pre-Sequel is suddenly getting the recognition it deserved u_u

-A lot of people are saying the franchise is dying but idk, it's pretty bad yeah but saying that "it's all over" might be a bit too overdramatic. We'll live (I hope)

And that's it so far I guess. Nothing too special, just something I started noticing and I'm quite amused by it.

[bah-circus]

YOUR OPEN!! MAY we have a LV3 of Aurelia Hammerlock from borderlands TPS? With specifically Autism and 🗺 thanks!!!!

Of course dear audience! We have heard your request and have found a suitable performer for you! We hope this performance suits your needs, but you are free to make any adjustments you wish.

❣︎For Our Next Act, Please Welcome,,,❣︎

Aurelia Hammerlock!!!

°·⊱ Name: Aurelia Hammerlock, Seraphine, Talia, Viola, Lucius, Amara, Ariella, Quinn

°·⊱ Age: 36

°·⊱ Race/Species: Human,,?

°·⊱ Source: Borderlands Pre-Sequel 

°·⊱ Role: Autism Holder, Gatekeeper, Advocate, Numica

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°·⊱ Sex: AMAB

°·⊱ Gender: transFemale, Wintergender, Icegirl, Demigirl, Icegender, Eeriewinteric, Coldgender, Glaciagender, Gendersnow, Winterish

°·⊱ Pronouns: She/Her; It/Its; Cold/Colds; Snow/Snows; 🧊/🧊s; ❄️/❄️s

°·⊱ Sexuality: Sapphic

°·⊱ Personality: Aurelia is a cold and calculating person. She wants only the best, and will do anything to achieve it. Can be seen as a tad bitchy and high maintenance. 

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°·⊱ Nicknames/Titles: The Winter Queen, [Prn] Who Controls Ice, The Precision Master, The Rich Bitch, [Prn] Who Adores Wealth, The Huntress

°·⊱ Likes: Winter, Being in Control, Wealth, Wine, Expensive Jewelry, Charcuterie Boards

°·⊱ Dislikes: Losing a Bet, The Heat, Her Family [Especially her Brother], Getting Her Hands Dirty, Cheap Food

°·⊱ Emoji Sign-Off: ❄️🧊💲💰🎯🌨️

°·⊱ Hexcode: #61C9E4

────── · · · · ──────

°·⊱ TransIDs: transGender, Frozenamian/transFrozenBlood, Mintscentian, transHypothermiaDeath, transReborn, trisBlueEyes

°·⊱ CisIDs: Autism, Tan Skin, Blue Eyes, Black Hair, ASPD, PTSD, Aristocracy, Sharpshooter, Bounty Hunter, Nicotine Addict, Chainsmoker, Joint Pain

°·⊱ MUDS: Spiteful Personality Disorder (SPPD/SPD)

°·⊱ Paras: 🍸, 🚸, 🤕, 🌹, 💍, 🥇, 🧊, 🥛, 🍍🍸, 🐰🎀, 🍸🌹, 🤕🍸, 🗣️💬💔

°·⊱ Faceclaim: 1 | 2

Yes!!! Absolutely!! Thank you for requesting!! I hope you enjoy!! - Pest Swarm

[wrongydkjquotes]

Cookie: "So Guy wanted to find a Vault and become a hero. Things kind of escalated from there."

Helen: * face palm *

(Source: Loading Screen of Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel!)

[love-birds-stuff]

🌊 hey y'all I'm Gabe, he/him, 20.

🌊 this is my silly selfship sideblog :] where I'm insane aby any current hyperfix of mine, I follow/interact from my main @/that-gay-computer

🌊 My main f/os are Rhys Strongfork from Tales from the Borderlands/Borderlands 3 and Timothy Lawrence from Borderlands the Pre-Sequel/Borderlands 3, I'm all for sharing I love making fun of these guys together :]

🌊 Currently off the hinge insane about borderlands so if you're into that follow me, it's been a while since ive done selfship content so it'd be nice to get to know some folks :]

🌊 page dividers source here (credits: @/cafekitsune)

[gen-incorrect]

Caliban: People think robots can't feel pain, but we actually feel it in slow motion, with great intensity!

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Submitted by vedinamel

Kjelle: I got a big sexy scar on my stomach. Severa: Uhhh… Kjelle: A VERY sexy scar on my stomach. Severa: What? I’m…uh…going to keep killing things. And focus on that exclusively.

[abigaillilac]

This needs to be a gun in a Borderlands game! 🔫

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

Claptrap: Do you care if I take the skin off of the Furby?

Claptrap, cont.: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Claptrap, cont.: I also want to softhack his circuits.

Timothy: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

[tondurtoka]

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Jotaro: [over the phone] Jolyne, I want an update on the Pucci situation.

Jolyne: Dad, I’ve got some great allies and we’re working on a way to get your DISC back.

Emporio: That’s Jotaro Kujo? Is he as much of a badass as I hear?

Jotaro: Who the hell is that?

Jolyne: That is the eleven-year-old boy we got to help us.

Jotaro:

Jotaro: …You’re grounded, Jolyne.

[ruled-by-hyperion]

What the hell’s going on? Can someone tell me please Why I’m switching faster than the channels on TV

I’m black, then I’m white No! Something isn’t right! My enemy’s invisible I don’t know how to fight -

ECHO - Gumi English + Crusher-P

[kunugigaokaquotes]

“Did you know that 97% of Earth's citizens are not exploding right now?!”

-Koro Sensei

[doppeldonger]

[incorrect-wandersong-quotes]

Kiwi: I'm not scared of you! I warn you that I'm practiced in the ancient art of origami!

Audrey: . . . Paper folding?

Kiwi: Damnit, I was hoping you wouldn't know what that was

[blmoxxi]

handsome jack but he SHUTS UP ABOUT THE H SOURCE JUST FOR ONE SECOND!!! JACK I KEEP DYING!!! PLEASE LET ME TRY TO GET IT FOR YOU WITHOUT YOU SCREAMING ABOUT IT IN MY EAR!!!!!! LET ME LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quirklessquotes]

“Did you know that 97% of Japanese citizens are not exploding right now?!”

-Tomura Shigaraki