#Source: Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

[abigaillilac]

This needs to be a gun in a Borderlands game! 🔫

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

Aurelia: The clock is ticking! We do not have time for this asinine tomfoolery!

Athena: This unmitigated poppycock?

Claptrap: Extravagant hogwash!

Aurelia: Okay, stop.

[sarkyfancypants]

Fascinating observations upon the release of the Borderlands movie

I've been digging a lot through video reviews about the games and the movie and I've caught a few things:

-Non-gaming people were all on the same page about how it's terrible from the outside perspective that the movie is just bad and convoluted and tragically butchered through constant script rewrites to get that PG 13 rating when it originally had the R rating so it is unbiased from the game lore

-However gamers who do know the lore and gameplay were all on the same page about how it is terrible because it does nothing with its source material and only made whatever the hell they wanted and being like a decade late to deliver it

-Borderlands games had a sudden increase of players upon the movie's release very likely because fans wanted to wash out the horrible stench while non-fans probably wanted to actually give it a try, this one is hilariously shocking almost like it was Gearbox/2K's plan all along (it wasn't)

-Everyone who has played the Borderlands game either old fans or new, EVERYONE and their dog are saying Borderlands 2 is the best out of all of the games if we focus on the story, while some comment that Borderlands 3 is pretty fun only gameplay-wise

-There has been a sudden rise in Borderlands gaming/lore video reviews and analysis by people who finally gave the franchise a chance after twelve or so years or people who were already familiar with the game and wanted to revisit the franchise

-The Pre-Sequel is suddenly getting the recognition it deserved u_u

-A lot of people are saying the franchise is dying but idk, it's pretty bad yeah but saying that "it's all over" might be a bit too overdramatic. We'll live (I hope)

And that's it so far I guess. Nothing too special, just something I started noticing and I'm quite amused by it.

[wrongydkjquotes]

Cookie: "So Guy wanted to find a Vault and become a hero. Things kind of escalated from there."

Helen: * face palm *

(Source: Loading Screen of Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel!)

[love-birds-stuff]

🌊 hey y'all I'm Gabe, he/him, 20.

🌊 this is my silly selfship sideblog :] where I'm insane aby any current hyperfix of mine, I follow/interact from my main @/that-gay-computer

🌊 My main f/os are Rhys Strongfork from Tales from the Borderlands/Borderlands 3 and Timothy Lawrence from Borderlands the Pre-Sequel/Borderlands 3, I'm all for sharing I love making fun of these guys together :]

🌊 Currently off the hinge insane about borderlands so if you're into that follow me, it's been a while since ive done selfship content so it'd be nice to get to know some folks :]

🌊 page dividers source here (credits: @/cafekitsune)

[wrongweaponsdrawn]

NO! You let your enemies live, and they'll shoot you in the back! I don't want any surprises! I DON'T WANT ANY SURVIVORS!

- Raven Nevermore/The Narrator

(Source: Jack, Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel!)

[fictionkinfessions]

Rarepair ships from my lives? I've got a good few. At least half of my relationships are! But I think this one especially needs to be mentioned.

Me, Handsome Jack, × Gladstone Katoa. If you've never heard of him, let me reassure you that he is canon and he's from the Borderlands The Pre-Sequel game. You see, in the source, I canonically throw him out of an airlock and kill him along with most of the science department, so I can't exactly blame people for not seeing it, but. That's my best friend in the whole universe. And my future husband. I could never!

[gen-incorrect]

Caliban: People think robots can't feel pain, but we actually feel it in slow motion, with great intensity!

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Submitted by vedinamel

Kjelle: I got a big sexy scar on my stomach. Severa: Uhhh… Kjelle: A VERY sexy scar on my stomach. Severa: What? I’m…uh…going to keep killing things. And focus on that exclusively.

[incorrect-overwatch-quotes]

Tracer: Amelie. AMELIE. You’re pretty.

Widowmaker: I am sorry, but that means nothing to me. Years of Talon training conditioned me not to care about superficial things like beauty. Attraction. Love.

Tracer: …Amelie, you’re real bad at taking compliments.

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[tondurtoka]

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Jotaro: [over the phone] Jolyne, I want an update on the Pucci situation.

Jolyne: Dad, I’ve got some great allies and we’re working on a way to get your DISC back.

Emporio: That’s Jotaro Kujo? Is he as much of a badass as I hear?

Jotaro: Who the hell is that?

Jolyne: That is the eleven-year-old boy we got to help us.

Jotaro:

Jotaro: …You’re grounded, Jolyne.

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

CU5TM-TP: You have the right to remain silent!

Claptrap: I choose to waive that right!

Claptrap, cont.: [screaming]

[ruled-by-hyperion]

What the hell’s going on? Can someone tell me please Why I’m switching faster than the channels on TV

I’m black, then I’m white No! Something isn’t right! My enemy’s invisible I don’t know how to fight -

ECHO - Gumi English + Crusher-P

[kunugigaokaquotes]

“Did you know that 97% of Earth's citizens are not exploding right now?!”

-Koro Sensei

[doppeldonger]