#Source: Star Trek ds9

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Eridan: listen fuckass, this is my bar and i'm gonna defend it

Equius: D-> really? and how do you plan to do that?

Eridan, plopping a gun case on the counter: wwith this

Equius: D-> you're going to hit them with a really long bo%?

Eridan: no quarterwwit, this houses the legendary wweapon ahab's crosshairs, arguably the deadliest rifle knowwn to troll

Eridan, opening the case: behold!

Equius, reading a scrap of paper in the box: D-> "dear ericlam, borrowed your laser pointer for pool night with the gills, will return it soon, feferi"

Equius: D-> "ps. glub glub glub 38D!"

Eridan: i wwill kill her

Equius: D-> with what?

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.

Sean: I hope that's just an impression.

Geoffrey: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.

[incorrectvermintide]

Kruber: That's a very personal question.

Kerillian: I'm sorry, but after seven lifetimes, impersonal questions aren't much fun anymore.

[allottavabassa]

Zoisite: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode. Endymion: I hope that's just an impression. Zoisite: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.

[incorrectjane-andthedragon]

Magnus: You disappoint me.

Dragonblade! Age Gunther: Don't expect me to lose any sleep over it.

[burnbrighterthanever]

"It's all true. Even the lies. Especially the lies."

- Iolithae Septimian, probably

[fictionalred]

DS9 info!

[gettheorion]

[satans-trek]

It's so funny how much of a Kira fan Garak is.

[404sketches]

Wow how random that I happened to end up drawing Garak and Bashir at the same time. What a coincidence!

[itsgonnabeasparklingday]

Julian, talking to Garak on the comm: Are you in my apartment?

Garak: Please.

Garak: I haven’t snuck into your apartment for weeks.

Garak, opening one of Julian’s kitchen cabinets: Which reminds me, you’re all out of peanut butter.

[punkbxt]

you all need to take worf as a bad father with the most MASSIVE grain of salt. klingons have been black caricatures from the beginning and worf being written as a bad father is one of those. imagine being dumped a kid you literally had no knowledge of having and then ur baby momma fucks off to all hell n dies or some shit like he doesnt know how to be a dad and he gets so much actual shit for it. being a parent on a starship is difficult especially when youre the spock* of your time

[incorrectgarashir]

Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Julian: But we lost Garak. Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

[incorrectvermintide]

Saltzpyre: I find this hand-to-hand combat really quite distasteful.

Kerillian: I suppose you prefer the simplicity of an interrogation chamber?

Saltzpyre: You have to admit, it's much more civilized.

[trektown]

Alcoholic drinks I think the DS9 cast would like:

Sisko: he’d like a good whiskey drink, probably an old fashioned

Jadzia: she’d crush Margaritas down at the replimat

Kira: hard seltzers (she could fuck up a white claw) or sangria

Bashir: gin and tonic or the occasional light beer

O’Brien: almost exclusively beer. Always orders a classic Guinness

Odo: Jack and Coke or a generic beer

Quark: he drinks pornstar martinis or vodka cranberries like the whore he is

Garak: absinthe or everclear. Absolutely insane liquor choices

[cunning-and-cool]

i think cardassian's should have a term of endearment that translates to "secret keeper"