#Source: Star Trek ds9

[incorrect-bhaalspawn-quotes]

Charname: Xan can't help being negative. It's in his nature.

Xan: On the contrary. I always hope for the best. Experience, unfortunately, has taught me to expect the worst.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode.

Sean: I hope that's just an impression.

Geoffrey: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.

[allottavabassa]

Zoisite: I've locked him in his quarters. I've also left him with the distinct impression that if he attempts to force the door open, it may explode. Endymion: I hope that's just an impression. Zoisite: It's best not to dwell on such minutiae.

[altumvidetur]

Julian: So, what's your favorite hobby?

Garak: Stalking.

Julian:

Julian: I like darts and spy holonovels.

Garak: I know.

[gettheorion]

[idontknowgoaskyourmom]

"I love you, I can't trust you, but I love you" Julian Bashir at some point I'm sure.

[fictionalred]

DS9 info!

[kyanitedragon]

Kaneki: (Sighs from the couch)

Touka: I promised I wouldn't say anything, but... it's about Hide.

Kaneki: What about him?

Touka: I ran into him the other day and he seemed depressed. He'd never admit it, but he really misses you.

Kaneki: Poor guy. No family to come home to every night.

Touka: Maybe you should go find him. You know, cheer him up a little.

Kaneki: ...Depressed, is he?

Touka: Very.

Kaneki: Maybe I should go spend an hour with him.

Touka: Maybe two!

Kaneki: (Stands up to leave. Smiles at her.) I'm a lucky man.

Touka: (Winks sweetly at him)

Kaneki: (Leaves)

Touka: (Calls up Hide) Hide, it's about Kaneki... I promised I wouldn't tell anyone but he's been really depressed lately...

Hide, on the phone: Oh...?

[satans-trek]

It's so funny how much of a Kira fan Garak is.

[404sketches]

Wow how random that I happened to end up drawing Garak and Bashir at the same time. What a coincidence!

[hylasregilla]

He looks fine.

[incorrectgarashir]

Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip. Julian: But we lost Garak. Miles: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

[trektown]

Alcoholic drinks I think the DS9 cast would like:

Sisko: he’d like a good whiskey drink, probably an old fashioned

Jadzia: she’d crush Margaritas down at the replimat

Kira: hard seltzers (she could fuck up a white claw) or sangria

Bashir: gin and tonic or the occasional light beer

O’Brien: almost exclusively beer. Always orders a classic Guinness

Odo: Jack and Coke or a generic beer

Quark: he drinks pornstar martinis or vodka cranberries like the whore he is

Garak: absinthe or everclear. Absolutely insane liquor choices

[altumvidetur]

Kai Winn: And so we'll be rid of the emissary.

Anjohl/Dukat: Too bad. That Sisko is such a dashing rogue...

Kai Winn:

Kai Winn: ...What.

[gettheorion]

[cowboychekov]

garak: certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.

bashir: do you know what professions psychopaths disproportionately gravitate to?

garak: captains, pilots, the staff of this station.

bashir: number five on the list is doctors.

garak: i know the list.

o’brien: well then, you know what number six is.

garak: the obsidian order. know what number seven is, chief?

o’brien: ...operations.

garak: here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.