more general kitsune headcanons (made by my friend)
okay so i showed my friend the kitsune boys and asked for her first impression headcanons of them and she did not disappoint (thanks taylor)
most of these are like shitpost hcs but there is one nsfw headcanon for each character so beware of that
again if you dont agree with these please scroll lol
Fuyu :
gagged at taylor louderman’s regina performance
secretly loves damian’s character (mean girls)
bought crystals and found out that it was mostly a ploy to get people to buy rocks and went ballistic (his fave was tigers eye)
needs reader glasses
probably had some sort of body piercing but it healed up
got snapchat to be “hip and cool” and a bunch of people added them, including haru and aki on spam accs (they trolled and loyalty tested him ☠️)
likes atari
terrified of the MacBeth superstition
likes starwars and transformers
owns starwars and transformers figurines and has to keep them clean and dust free at all times
gives off a collector vibe
either plays as king boo or tom nook in mario kart
likes sherlock holmes
loves lana del rey and read her poetry book
his fave lana era(s) are chemtrails over the country club and born to die
a bit of a swifty
fave era is lover
would wear matching bracelets with you and never take them off
gives off allen (barbie, 2023) vibes
love language is physical touch and words of affirmation
loves cuddling
would want a hedgehog as a pet (sorry sven)
IF meeting your parents, would play the shamisen for them
(NSFW) probably more vanilla / traditional in the bedroom
Haru :
plays an instrument
probably electric or bass guitar
possible yapper?
girl dad
probably owns a t-shirt with his name and face on it
keeps feminine hygiene products in his bathroom
sings in the shower
played soccer professionally at one point
practices pick-up lines to bottles in the shower
prefers mrs. pac-man over original pac-man
likes lana also, but prefers her sluttier songs (ex. Almost every song on ultraviolence)
HEAVY swifty, fave era is reputation but has a soft spot for her country eras
gives off magic earring ken / sugar daddy ken (barbie, 2023) vibes
love language is physical touch and acts of service
likes maroon5
likes to spend money
goes to hot topic and spencers to pick up goth chicks
(NSFW) most definitely a giver / enjoys giving rather than receiving
Aki
plays zelda
had his wisdom teeth pulled
likes pinball machines
prefers jake paul over logan paul
watches brent rivera
owns crocs
gives off kenough ken (simu liu) (barbie, 2023) vibes
loves charles boyle (brooklyn 99, 2013)
listens to a few icp songs
has minor anger issues
favorite girl scout cookie is tag-a-longs
unironically yells “burger king foot lettuce”
makes you throw up (from cringe) and holds your hair
LOVES impractical jokers
favorite joker is joe
(NSFW) has some kind of bsdm fetish
jesus theres so much
anyway hope you enjoyed 😜
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