#TEDDY..

[witchinatree]

magnus protocol 'what if' 1 ramble

what IF everyone listened to colin??? i'm actually so excited for this

also i read the cast list and i know teddy's in it which makes it even better because i miss him a lot and i love him

STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT THE MAGNUS CLOTHES I CANNOT AFFORD THEM AND IT MAKES ME CRY

i wonder what the other what if episodes will be? like they're probably related to the seasons themselves so i have no real guesses but it's a very interesting concept i love it

wait when does this take place like where in the story would this have happened

LMAOO WHAT HE RIPPED THE ENTIRE SYSTEM OUT??? iconic honestly but i thought this was gonna take a "he hit everything with a hammer" turn

is alice alone because norris and chester are gone or is she alone because everyone quit i'm worried

THEY WORK DAYS NOW???

EVERYONE GOT FIRED. WHAT. HELPPPPP

lena still works there shoutout queen

GWEN LEFT NOOOO NOOOOOO THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

i love alice though

"it had this really weird bug where it got thrown out of a window" LMFAOOO

so basically alice lena and colin get stuck at a boring ass oiar and everyone else got fired

awww sam and gwen bonding although gwen sounds DISPLEASED

"went home to visit family" / "sounds nice" / "it wasn't" ooohhh....

beep beep? what did he say i'm not british enough for this

SAM DITCHED THE MAGNUS INSTITUTE MAYBE THIS ISN'T SUCH A BAD SCENARIO LMAOO

nvm it is a bad scenario TEDY TEDDY TEDDY!!! TEDDY!!!! TEDDYYYYY!!!! I LOVE YOU TEDDY!!!!!!

he got them a job????? that sounds BAD oh. ex-oiar staff specifically. hey teddy. hey teddy what is this job. what happened to him. like in reality what actually happened to him i miss him

NOW? NOW? TEDDY WHAT IS THISSSSS?????? TEDDY WHAT DID YOU DO TEDDY WHAT DID YOU DO

oh gwenny what happened to you

ALICE I KNEW I HEARD YOU IN THE BACKGROUND

"ms. dyer" is INSANE i fear

teddy i am worried about you like even MORE worried now

alice and sam are awkward as usual though

OHHHHH THIS WAS THE DAY CELIA WOULD'VE BEEN HIRED OHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

hey colinnnn <3 awe it's like the divorce party

who DOES teddy work for though like this is definitely the job he has (had?) in the canon protocol universe i'm really worried about him now

[crowboy-bebop]

Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago

[whaleb0nez]

butch teddy bears 🧸

[cupcakeshakesnake]

A scientific diagram

[ghostlysleuth]

☠️ punk butch / teddy bear butch 🧸

happy pride month! this is also me testing gl@ze for the first time lol

(as usual, posted early on ptrn)

[jellycatstuffies]

Bartholomew Bear and Bashful Bunny💕

Ko-fi / Instagram

[tired-all-the-time22]

Failed phantom smooch ft. Letting the besties know

[tojisteddy]

I just think, Sukana likes to carry you around.

He doesn’t like you being on your feet, even though you say ‘I can’t sit in your lap all day, I have to earn my keep’ whatever that means.

When you’re not off in the garden picking fruits or vegetables, or tending to the castle, or by the beach playing with the children, playing in the sand— Sukana will personally come and sweep you off your feet.

Literally.

Why would you need to walk from the yard to library? Why would you need to walk from the bedroom to the dining room? And why would you dare think to put two feet to the ground and move them up and down to get to the bath?

Sukuna will carry you Princess style, in one of his arm, piggy back, over his shoulder— whatever it may be. You don’t need to walk when your with Sukana, all and powerful King of Curses.

Your delicate feet need a break, you’ve “worked” long enough (a long and treacherous five hours away from him).

And when you get up to go be on your lonesome, which isn’t apart of your “work” schedule, he has that all but irritated look on his face. Gripping at your hips to settle you back down into his lap, ignoring his underlings now irrelevant chatter.

“Pet, where do you think are you going?”

You blink, give him a confused look, “I have to go to the bathroom.”

And he’ll let out a disgruntled sigh, waving you off and looking away displeased, “Go quickly brat.”

Sukuna knows human lives are short and fragile, it’s best to take care of your human with care and kindness so they can live a long life and reincarnate to come back to him. You’ve promised your lives to the God. He must keep you in the best condition.

So at the end of the day, when he’s been stuck in meetings, or giving orders all day, he still rubs the soles of your feet like you’ve done years of work.

“Such a strong little thing, aren’t you pet?”

And when you moan at the ache leaving your feet the large man grunts smugly— “Maybe you shouldn’t leave my lap too often, hm little one?”

a/n: the first Sukuna draft to get out the dungeon. I fucking love him, I wanna write more soon.

[fo-plushie]

+ Bonus

[sallysspacesworld]

Let’s see how viral this can go….Let’s go guys! 😊❤️

[corrodedparadox]

All better!

[kumakechi]

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[dovewingkinnie]

dr sawyer is very cat shaped

[cannissmajor]

Teddy and Papa

[crowboy-bebop]

im the only one who truly understands larian's vision for this game