#THANK YOU SISSSSSS

[thefourthwifeoftengenuzui]

May I please ask for headcanons Aoba Johsai with a manager whose skilled with archery and sharpshooting please

Yes of course! Sorry for the wait I was working on a Rindou piece and my physics exam. It’s like 3Am right now, but I still want to finish this for you boo. Thanks again For requesting Anon, if you like this, don’t forget to like and ask if you have any other ideas. Also, you didn’t specify which you wanted, so this can be interpreted as romantic or platonic. Status: unedited

warnings: crackfic, bad grammar, cursing, violence, oikawa exists, oikawa slander, color coded characters, reader is a whole ass menace, mentions of vaping

🩵🤍Aoba Josai With a Sharpshooter/ Archer Manager🤍🩵

As a Team (platonic)

Oikawa, Iwazumi, Kunimi, Kiyotani, Kindaichi, Matsukawa, you

My first thought when I looked at this post was simple. How many times and we hit oikawa in the head. Everything else kinda spiraled from there. Just imagine being able to do that shit with pinpoint accuracy, and when he turns around to see who did it, be like the gremlin chick from hotel transilivania and be like ,” I didn’t do that”. And then he proceeds to blame Iwa, and pure unrefined chaos erupts from there. *clears throat and sips matcha* good shit

But on a more serious note, these boys are completely ready to take full advantage of your skills. Remember when oikawa sprained his ankle? Guess who had to replicate his serves instead so they could practice receives. That’s right, you. And your aim is a little too good sometimes (Kindiachi has been hit in the face) but they honestly don’t care, they just looking to get practice in, and maybe a few tips here and there for aiming.

But that’s just during their practice. During your archery or other practice. Oh my god. Imagine having like 12 annoying older brothers. Like both Archery and Sharpshooting are pretty quiet sports. But with these mfs at your practice? Oh dear lord. These gon be the most obnoxiously loud humans to walk the planet (3rd only to Fukurodani and Kurasuno). Imagine with me. It’s so silent you can hear a pin drop. You’re trying to concentrate before you’re pulling back your string. You take a deep breath and just as you’re about to let go- “WOOOOOOOO THATS MY LIL SISSSSSS/BROOOO!!!” “SHUT UP SHITTY KAWA!THEY NEED TO FOCAS!” “HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IWA!?” “YOU WOULD KNOW IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH AN DUMBASS!” “IF YALL DONT SHUT THE FUCK UP ILL SHUT YOU UP MYSELF” yeah they’re THAT kind of sports parents. They got kicked out last time :)

I just know yall have made oikawa put an apple on his head and see if you can hit his head. Ofc you can, but it’s funnier hitting him with the Velcro arrows and watching him rip his hair out, and ruining it for the day (his fangirls hated you for that lol.)

I just KNOW that the other teams got some crazy ass conspiracies about you. They call you the Seijo Assassin, and that you kill the best players of the opposing team, and they never find the bodies. And tbh it was probably oikawa who started it, to get back at you for getting Velcro stuck in his hair. So while you’re just as hot as kiyoko, everyone is terrified of you, and are only referring to you as L/n-sama (even though you’re only a second year.). I swear to fuck hinata pissed himself when tsukki told the team about you.

also yall know the sharpshooter shaving cream balloon prank thingy? I know damn well the whole team is having a competition for who can do it best. Like it’s literally so funny, especially when someone not on the team gets hit. Like I know oikawa has accidentally hit the coach with one of those. Do with this information what you will.

Individuals: Could be romantic or platonic, either way fits (though both are seriously on crack.)

Somehow or someway, Oikawa will convince you to be his bodyguard. And not even like paying you money. Just like a, “ YoU wOnT wALk yOuR pOor dEfEnSLeSS FRiEnD tO cLAss? WhAt iF my FAnGirlS Kidnap MeEEEEE?!” “yep.” “Do you even Love Meeeeeee!?” “Nope.” “…I’ll pay you~” “pay me what?” “Food~” “DONE!” *throws chair out window* yeah y’all’s relationship is pretty much just blitz and stolas in the loo loo land episode. Like when Stolas was just walking while Blitz is pretending to be Batman, lurking in the shadows and pointing a gun at anything with a pulse? Yeah that’s you two walking around the school, except with a nerf gun instead.

oh and you know the team jackets? He bought you yours. But not just any jacket oh no. Yours is special. He payed extra to have it say, “The Seijo Assasin; Oikawa’s bobyguard.” He also might have gotten it in 4xl because he doesn’t know your size, but still wants it to be way to big on you so he can make fun of you. He’s an ass.

Iwazumi is much nicer on the other hand. He (regardless of if it’s platonic or romantic,) is all about helping you carry your stuff. He doesn’t even ask either, he just kinda picks it up and does it. He says it isn’t a big deal, and that you’re carrying enough with your archery equipment anyway, and that he needs the weight training anyway. Def the kinda guy to use your backpack as a dumbbell and use it to lift while y’all in the hall.

I know y'all have a running competition on who can hit oikawa in the head the most. Body shots are one point, head shots are worth 2, and the groin is worth 3, especially if he’s being creepy to someone. The score is currently 34-31, slightly in your favor. Whoever hits him the least by the end of the month has to buy the winner ramen. Oikawa doesn’t approve of this game, and ends up attempting to bump everything back your way. But on the bright side, it’s a good way to scare off his fangirls :).

Kunimi just kinda vibes with you. Like he doesn’t really acknowledge much of what you do, just kinda goes like, “ oh so that’s why you were so good at that. I just thought you hated oikawa. Anyway can I have your Chez-its?” Yeah my boy don’t care enough, but he cute so yeah.

also I just know this mf, plays Fortnite and vapes blue raspberry burst. Do with that what you will. ( to be clear, I wouldn’t ever vape, i just know he does, and honestly had to look up what flavors there are.

The honesty biggest thing you do that impresses him is the whole good aim card slicey thingy. Idk man, he just seems like he would be good at that, and would try to fight you on it.

Despite everything, Kyotani is actually relatively nice to you? Or at least as nice as he can be. His version of nice is avoiding you like the plague, cause he’s scared you’ll be scared of him. He actually really likes you and wants an excuse to talk to you. So what does he do? Asks you to help him aim while spiking, so that he can use his strength more efficiently. He actually is pretty patient with your teaching, and genuinely respects you enough to take your advice. ( tell him to shower pls, I can smell him through the screen, luv him though)

He also uses a whole bottle of axe body spray every time he walks out of the house . Be careful not to get too close to him. Please find someone strong, or stupid enough to bully him out of it, for the sake of the teams lungs🙏

Kindaichi is probably the only person on the team who still calls you Y/n- senpai. He’s way too precious. That being said, he still did give you a twenty if you hit kageyama with a vollyball during warmups. He may be nice, but he mad petty. And $20 is $20 man

Matsukawa is definitely a COD type of guy. He knows a lot about guns. Bond over that (then give me his number pls)

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Thanks for reading, sorry the last part was rushed, I am just not feeling it rn. If y’all liked this make sure to follow, Like, and request something of your own. I literally have nothing else to do. Love y’all sm, peace

-joden

[lilithsterrarium]

Hehe, big sis~! Mommy just finished feeding me some yummy baby food, so I'm putting you into the bowl so you can eat dinner too~! Aren't I a nice baby sis, letting you eat my leftovers~?

DHDDHDHDHDHXS SISSSSSS

Blushing as I stare up at you, already covered in the mess... blushing as you peer back down at me, that innocent expression on your face~

Insisting I'm not hungry as I try to scramble out, to no avail... eventually I give up, weakly eating some of the baby food... swallowing it with a bright-red face... look close and big sis's princess parts are doing something funny~

Its no different than a little kid trying to give a pet leftovers, its SO humiliating... and of course, I'll weakly whimper out...

"T- thank you... sis..."

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

just had the sweetest moment w the doc bf dude, i was insecure abt my bodie and he gave me head 😔

btw how are u big sissssss missed uuu

we love the doc bf dude!!

hey lil pickle!! miss you!!!! and im doing alright thank you, same old same old. how are you?? hope you’ve been good🤍

[arisdaughter]

Hi sissssss I'm a lil curious if you have managed time travel(and if you have, I would like to know ASAP. I have a list.) Your bio says 13, but your intro says 14! Again, if you have figured out time travel, please let me know ASAP. Also, feel free to utilize my glitter collection ✨️ love you siblingggg

- @y0urlocalhalf-bl0od , Aster

Well, its kinda complicated cause when I was 12, Hera, who'd trained me to be one of the strongest demigods, sent me to CHB with fake memories. I was supposed to be 13, but instead I was stuck at 12 until Hera was freed from her prison. Except my birthday is also the day Hera was freed from her prison. So honestly, i dont know whether im 13 or 14😅😅 i think im 13

GLITTER YAYYYYY THANK YOUUUU

[OOC: OOPS-]

[disneymbti]

Hey sissssss! My I please do a request for Bianca from Wednesday? Thank youuuuu!

Hi there, Liz! I really hope that you like this a lot!

Bianca Barclay's MBTI Type, Big Three and Enneagram Type

MBTI Type: ESTJ [The Executive]

ESTJ types are very high energy. They'd rather spend their time with other people than alone.

They tend to pay more attention to the details of the situation. They make decisions based on what they see right now.

Executives base their decisions on what makes sense, rather than what feels right. They listen to their head, not their heart.

They are responsible and like to plan ahead. They hold themselves accountable by making lists and following set procedures and rules.

Big Three: Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon and Leo Rising

Aries Sun: The first sign of the zodiac, Aries is ruled by action planet Mars. When placed as the sun sign, the ram can motivate themselves to face on fears and blow past hesitation.

Scorpio Moon: Scorpio Moons are known for their brooding nature that exudes passion. Once you win them over, they are loyal and unconditional in matters of love.

Leo Rising: Leo ascendants bask in the glow of sunlight, raditating positivity and charm. Performers through and through, those with this friendly, radiant and outgoing placement exude confidence and strength.

Enneagram Type: 3w2 [The Enchanter]

Basic Fear: Enneagram type three with wing twos is afraid of failing and being unworthy of love. They avoid this by setting and accomplishing goals, in order to feel successful and worthy.

Basic Desire: Their basic desire is to be admire and accepted. They seek value through accomplishment, which may push them deeper into their work.

Enchanters tend to adjust their persona to their audience, in order to feel as though they are easily liked, which may lead to playing a character rather than being themselves.

[hijack711]

CHAPTER 1:

Tag(s): fluff, story building

"And the award for Group of the Year goes to... UNITY!!!" - the MC announced

The MC's announcement marked another success for Unity. The entire arena then was filled with the cheers of the K-pop community.

On the way up to receiving the award, the six members of Unity were still overwhelmed by the vibrant atmosphere and the sound of fanchant coming from all sides even though they were no longer rookies just entering showbiz.

After receiving the trophy, it was time to make a statement. The two maknaes immediately avoided the mic not wanting to be the ones to make the speech because they knew they would stutter and humiliate the group and themselves. Realizing that Ivy and Rehn immediately understood each other even though they only made eye contact.

"Hello everyone, WE ARE UNITY!" - The whole group

"Thank you so much everyone for voting for our performance and supporting our newly released album. Wow, I'm talking seriously today, it doesn't seem like the Rehn you know, huh?" - Rehn

Exactly like what Rehn had said, the guy was famous for making jokes in grave situations even though he held the position of the leader of the group, and it was not just known to K-pop fans. That was why many of the audience found it funny when Unity's eldest brother became strangely serious when giving the speech.

"Welp, we are very grateful for everyone's support, Unions, our company as well as the staff, thanks to it Unity has been able to go this far, and I also want to reveal that the credit for the success of our album this time doesn't only belong to the members, the crew, but also to the hidden contributor." - Ivy spoke while glancing purposefully in Rehn's direction

Upon hearing that statement, the usually cunning and brave leader suddenly stood still and looked at his big sister with wide eyes. Seizing the opportunity, along with the Unions, the other fandoms immediately chanted the name of that mysterious member to tease Rehn.

"ROSÉ, ROSÉ, ROSÉ, ROSÉ, ROSÉ, ROSÉ, ROSÉ!!!"

The name of BlackPink's dreamy blonde hair girl kept ringing. The remaining five members of Unity, idol groups, solo artists, people on the stage, and K-pop fans presented at that place all joined forces to attack Rehn.

Usually, Rehn was the one who bullied others, now he could only stand still and take the beating, he covered his mouth with his hand to keep his smile from showing.

"Ok, ok, thank you, everyone, haizzz. Thank you sissssss." - Rehn emphasized the last word as he glared at Ivy

"No need for that, little bro." – Ivy

"It seems like we accidentally extended the speech longer than planned. Ah ... Take care of your health, guys, it's extremely cold tonight, and I hope everyone will continue to support our group." - Yuki

Rehn could finally breathe a sigh of relief thanks to Yuki saving him in time. Luckily, Rehn's girlfriend was not present at the awards ceremony or else he would have been teased even more.

…

…

…

On the way home, Rehn was busy again as he continued to receive messages and calls from friends, relatives, and especially from his girlfriend. The members and the driver quietly listened to Rehn's explanation to Rosé and laughed.

"Honey, this whole week my phone felt like it could catch on fire at any moment, and your mom just called me and asked when I could pay them a visit with you. FYI that was nothing compared to what my parents said, they even personally came to Paris to interrogate me!" – Rosé

"Wow, my mom loves you even more than me. She even called me to ask, "How are you these days?", "Am I taking good care of you?", she even scolded me and gave me a whoof in the ass verbally, "Rosé said she had a cold. Where were you, and you didn't worry about her?" Hahaha." – Rehn

"Now I am really curious about which one is my mom's biological child because literally, I'm like a bystander whenever we talk about you. Speaking of the working schedule, I think I can set aside five days to meet my parents and yours, how about you?" - Rehn

"Hunnn, in the next week, my schedule will be much lighter so I think it will be okay for us to visit our parents. Honey, I know you're lazy when it comes to going shopping but I want to give your family "a few" memorable gifts, you understand what I mean, right? Hehehehe. " – Rose

"Haizzzzzz, okayyyyy." - Rehn tiredly replied

"Okay, so we got ourselves a deal." – Rosé

"It's a deal, babe! What? You guys got a problem with our love life?" – Rehn

Just another day like any other for one of the most public-eyed couples in Korea ever since they went public with their relationship. Although they knew that their relationship would face many hardships, they still always found ways to keep the fire burning. Rehn and Rosé sometimes felt truly blessed when they could not believe that their relationship would receive support from so many sides, so they planned that one day they would thank those who had supported them in some ways.

See u guys in the next chapter!

[muchmoremarsh]

YEAH BABEY MERRY CHRISTMAS

[ishgard]

📒- For a secret journal/diary they keep (Bonus: Share an entry from it!) GIMME THE LIL SIS NOTES

Whether it’s her quarters at the Rising Stones, or her apartment in the Goblet, books are a pervasive part of her decor. Stacks by the bedside, shelves crammed full - and no few of them are leather-bound tomes written in her own hand. All with covers unmarked, save for the wear and tear of time and travel.

Some are notes of her studies, many and more of her adventures. Others still are the same foreign characters scrawled over and over again - tireless practice at learning how to read and write wheresoever her journeys might take her… 

Most of her writing was never penned with intention or thought of being read by another. Likewise, most of it is nothing particularly private, or damning. Just a lone woman’s ramblings, perhaps one of her solitary means of relieving her mind from the cacophonous multitude of thoughts and worries that weigh upon her from day-to-day; the pages themselves are her audience. 

Some are writ with a more measured voice, indicative of her mothers strict teachings. Others still are just stray sentences and thoughts messily strung together. A book sat on her desk, fresh and yet unmarred from hard travel, is opened to it’s first page and seemingly penned in the style of the former.

‘Nothing quite so satisfying as a fresh new journal to crack into.’ The words are scrawled in flowing, carefree letters across the top of the page, a lone statement all their own, the date scratched in beside them like an afterthought. Then, a space beneath; ‘With winters chill in the air the days have grown shorter. The Starlight festivities will be upon us soon, and that always seems something to look forward to. I fear of late there has not been much else.’ The period puddles a little, a pause lingered upon just a moment too-long. 

‘The chill mornings bring old aches, but I’m remiss to let Yulania see me groan and limp about like some shambling corpse. With no currently pressing matters, I’ve taken to one of my oldest and most beloved winter past times - spending long mornings curled up in bed or beside the fireplace. Mornings like these Alphy would sometimes bring me cocoa, but’ - again, the ink swells. ‘that is, as they say, neither here nor there.’ 

‘Once I’m up and moving about the aches begin to subside, as they do. I always feel energized once the brisk winter air hits me, even if my body isn’t always on the same page. Anywhere other than Coerthas, the first snowfall of the year brings me such joy that I feel renewed. Though, truthfully, about any snowfall makes me feel the same. I may be a woman grown yet I’ll always feel the heart of a child swell in me this time of year. 

‘However as seems to be the case more often than not these days, there are far too many fears in that selfsame heart. That so many of our number are, in some shade or another, missing, will doubtlessly cast a dull shade on the bright, celebratory colors of the season. Would that some Starlight miracle could return them to us - or at the very least, assure us of their safety.’

The sentiment behind the words seems to end rather abruptly; her writing implements still set out, and her chair pulled out as if she were called away without notice.

—

>>force my muse to spill their secrets

[ficsandgiggles]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEEEETS ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳🥳🍰🍰🎁🎁🎁🎈🎂🎉

THANK YOU SISSSSSS 💗💗💗💗

[chaninfused]

Just read when the clock stops ticking and..... sissssss, howww??? It was amazing, the idea was phenomenal, the language so poetic and I’m obsessed🤧🥰🥺 also, can I ask if it was your first fic? (Or at least first one shot)

And like I just realized you have plenty of long fics on your masterlist and I’m packing my bags to settle there. I absolutely love long one shots so I’m super excited to read more. Have a lovely lovely day🥰💞🤧💗💗🤧✨✨

oh my god, oh my god 🥺 I was just reading your reblogs and they truly made my night! thank you so much 🤧♥ wtcst was my first 10k+ fic actually. my first one-shot (and reader insert/2nd pov type of fic) ever was paint the moon. my first fic on this blog, however, has long been deleted and replaced by the new and improved clover prince (it used to be a series) 🤪 

yeah, one-shots are my preferred type of fic and with the genres I like to write, many of them are decently long 😅 but there’s also my blurb masterlist and it’s like...five times the size of my main. and it’s full of little blurbs (and some revisited worlds because I have no self control)!

but anyway, thank you so much for reading! I’m really glad to know you enjoyed wtcst and I hope you have a lovely day too 🥺💞✨

[mvalentine]

I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU, SIS!!! ❤️❤️❤️ You're destined for greatness, I know you'll slay the uni game ✨ My love and support is yours foreverrrrrrrrrr ❤️❤️❤️❤️

SISSSSSS THANK YOUUUU 🥺🥺🥺 love you so so much so glad to have you in my life ❤️

[ballplayersxo]

lemme go rewatch the hils have eyes i need a good laugh. on the other hand, nah sissssss you’re stunningggg. please teach us 😍🤩🥺🤲🏽☝🏽

the hills have eyes??!? yeah you’re wrong for that 😭😭😭 and thank you 🥺❤️ i can’t wait to get on a zoom call with everyone soon, y’all seem like good people fr

[fiveisnumber1]

sissssss part 10 gmfu,,,,, can’t wait for the rest!! you’re doing amazing, sweetie ☂️🖤🖤

I’m gonna be honest, I’m the one who wrote it and it has me messed up. Thank you for reading though! 😊

[evermoreholland]

Honestly sissssss, you stay safe, hydrated and healthy. Oop here you go, I think you dropped this👑, chin up queen, don’t let your crown slip

Awww thank you 😭😭😭❤️❤️

[kaffeinic]

6:51pm | Vernon

Oooo sissssss... Roommate AU + "Your hair looks so soft" + "What? Does that feel good?" for Versace (Vernon) got me goin like ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and gave my scalp tingles (Ya know why;)) (ya b**** didn't make spelling mistakes this time)~~Peachy🍑

- Peachy (🍑) Anon

~

You and Vernon were sitting in the living room on the couch, both immersed in what you were doing. He was watching YouTube videos while you were scrolling through Tumblr. Definitely on the @kaffeinic Tumblr page. Xoxo

You giggled at what you were reading and suddenly felt something on your head. You swatted it away, thinking it was a fly.

“Well then.” Vernon said next to you. You looked up at him, confused.

“What?”

“I was trying to touch your hair but you hit me.” He was pouting. Cutie.

“Why were you touching my head?”

“Your hair looks so soft.” With that, you raised an eyebrow.

“Are you aware of just how creepy that sounds?” You asked. He smirked and wrapped his arm around your shoulders, continuing to play with your hair. He very lightly tugged at a small handful of hair, allowing it to slip through his fingers. A shiver rippled through your body.

“What? Does that feel good?” He asked. His lips lightly grazed your temple. You didn’t look away from your phone, trying to ignore his teasing.

“I was cold, that’s all.” You replied. He scoffed audibly in your ear.

“Yeah, right.” His breath tickled you.

“Yeah, I am right, Versace.” You poked his cheek as his face twisted with disgust. He hated the nickname, but you didn’t care. You craned your head upwards and pecked his jaw, going back to what you were doing. You could feel his smile as he watched you.

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Lol did you guys pick up on that very subtle self-promotion? No? 😂 Thanks for the request Peachy~ I love the way you worded it lmao. And thanks again for making use of my prompts list! I seriously love it when people use it.

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[the-simone-jones]

→ Instagram: @Simone uploaded a new photo:

I have been so busy. I wonder where I find all the time? Lol. Thank you @estilodf for allowing me to grace your cover this month! xo 💜

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