#THEY'RE SO <3333333333

[mirrorhouse]

"No more. I can't bear it."

[alpacacare-archive]

Three queens live in my head rent free (trixie, katya and medic tf2)

[connorjesup]

You got into a fight with your boyfriend? He's not my boyfriend. If so, then why are you crying? I... The truth is, I wanted to watch "Noraemon."

[teddybeartoji]

I LOVE LONG FICS!!!!! LONG FICS ARE THE AIR I BREATHE!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE SERIES AND I LOVE WHEN I HAVE TO READ FOR A LONG WHILE!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE DESCRIPTIONS AND MOOD SETTINGS AND WORLD BUILDING AND I WILL EAT IT ALL UP!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE IT IS MY FAVORITE MEAL!!!!!!!!!! AND TOJI IS IN IT!!!!!! AND HE IS HOT!!!! AND STRONG!!!!!!!!! AND I (THE READER) AM TOUGH TOO 😤😤😤😤 RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH WRITE WHATEVER YOU WANT I WILL D E V O U R IT 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 DONT MAKE ME HOOOOOOWL

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭THANK YOUUU NONNIEE OH MY GOD I NEEDED TO HEAR THIS SO FUCKING BAD LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA😭😭😭😭😭 I WILL TRY MY HARDEST TO MAKE IT SUPER DUPER DELICIOUS FOR YOU!!!!!!!! omfg toji is SO hot here and you my lovely reader are SUCH a baddie liiike there is a lot happening but you're pushing through it!!!!!! NO GIVING UPP!!!!!!!!!!! HSHDHSHDSHAHDHA OKAY BUT WAHHH THANK YOU AGAIN FOR REASSURING ME IT REALLY DOES HELP MORE THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE<3333333333

[periidoti]

Im so normal about Candle and Pepper. I'm not feral.

I'm not I'm not I'm not I swear I'm a normal guman

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THEY'RE FUCKING UP STARGAZING AND HAVING A PICNIC OKAY. THEIR KISSING. THEIR MAKING OUT DARE I SAY. THEY'RE LISTENING TO SPACE GIRL TOGETHER. THEY'RE HOLDING HANDS ROMANTICALLY. THEY'RE CUDDLING WACH OTHER WHILE SLEEPING. DO YOU SEE MY VISION??? DO YOU SEE MY VISION!!!??? THEY'RE AO IN LIVE. I CAHT.AVSHAKAJEHEEHEHEJEEHE KISS. MAKE THEM KISS. GIVE MY GIRLS SOME ROMANCEM I DEMAND .. wait I never mixed their names.. PEPANDLE??? CAPPER?? CANPER??? we're going with canper. I DEMAND CANPER YURI AOBS VIOLENTLY SOBS SOB SOB SOB 9NAGSJSGANSGD JSYAB MYA AJHANWJE MY HWART. MY HEART. ITS SO FULL OF THEM. BAIWNSHFJDNNSJWNANNEJRMRKFNFNFNNFNF CMDHDBDDJFJJRANJAHAJHHDNDNDNDNENDNSNSNNSS

Wtf I reached 30 tags....

[mwah-so-kissed]

https://youtu.be/jBJpcZHQWY4?si=zx7LF-gZ4RSI_BhU

your honor; i hate them.

[uroborosymphony]

"You have to give me something, something crazy enough for me to savour Darling, I'm going insane these days, I miss the Glamourous and Scandalous of your World." Ilana's voice when looking for tales from Yingyue's universe was always full of mischief, playfulness and anticipation. It was one of the songstress's favorite moments of the week, for the two to unite, share a glass of Sauvignon Blanc in the afternoon, under the sun. The rays of light are gentle above their heads in Yingyue's gardens, and the summer breeze, traveling on the silk and satin of their dresses. Ilana is sitting by her friend, her long fingers holding a vogue, from which the smoke is gently spiraling. Her plush lips slowly lips wrap around the stick as she inhales softly, the incandescence crackling almost silently, the smoke then escaping from her red lipticked mouth. Her head is slowly thrown to the back as her liquor colored hair is cascading between the shoulder blades of her tight, black dress - her eyes, covered with cat eyed Pradas the last man she conned bought for her : she liked to keep one memory from each one of them, burn the rest.

"I wish I could give you equally juicy stories from the Black Velevet but mmm, you know how it is.. Slow.. "

She speaks, her head tilting to one side, pensive. The Black Velvet was the speakeasy in which Ilana was singing aat every thursdays and fridays. What an honor it was for her, whenever Yingyue would come by and watch her stages. It was a sketchy corner of the city however, where these stages offered freedom to their artists, yet where the world of the night was unpredictable, full of not-so-pretty secrets. "Nothing exotic besides our new bartender. One I caught staring, his eyes lingering on my back, I can feel it in the atmosphere. As much as I prefer to believe it's the golden of my dress and the sight of my loins that makes his head spin, it wouldn't be impossible our paths crossed in the past, either. For you know, bad bad reasons." The life she was living before having Luna, and was still indulding into from times to times to take care of her bank account - a past of small and less-small crimes under the glamour she was serving, a past of a runaway back in the city in her high heels. Ilana only had one female friend, one she was trusting with her life and secrets with and it was Yingyue. If the Songstress always seemed to be a social butterfly, it usually was all a screen of smoke - if anybody ever thought they knew Ilana through her charming smiles, psychotic enigmatic doe eyes and extravaganza, they never truly did. "Soooo?" She teases again, pushing her sunglasses down wiith two fingers, to connect their eyes. "I need my fix before you go on your tour and leave me forever My Love. You won't find yourself another problematic lunatic to replace me right? Promise me." Ilana adds, on a joking tone, with a little pout that is of course, overly dramatically played.

            for @yuelianghua

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

I desperately NEED more of your thoughts on moonwater. They are the object of all my desires.

They are so painfully underrated and I wish people would look beyond their wolfstar/jegulus bubble and see that THIS SHIP ROCKS!!!!!!

That’s it hihi I love your account it is everything to me :DDD

Omg thank you <3333333333 you're making me blush in math class

okay, moonwater are like my biggest loves. they're underrated af and I love them sm I go feral. fun fact: I made this blog to talk abt them more... then I fell down other rabbitholes...

so I often see them happen after the prank. I like it. It can be incredibly angsty with regukus wondering if remus only likes him bc he's mad at sirius rn. remus starts off dating regulus to make sirius upset, but ends up falling in love fr

I like it when sirius is upset bc he has the same theory as regulus.

I also like the idea that remus always kind of has a thing for the younger and a lot cuter black brother. he always notices regulus when he walks around, followed by his friends. he notices reg when he sits in the library alone. he always notices reg.

but regulus never notices remus noticing him.

(neither does sirius) (barty does)

regulus always looks at remus, but only when remus isn't looking

[ssahotchnerr]

I don't know if you've seen the tiktoks like "the dad and the dog he didn't want" but I feel like that is so Aaron. Like Jack would beg and beg for a dog and Aaron eventually gives in if Jack promises he'll be solely responsible for it.

Smash cut to Aaron Hotchner, asleep on the couch, with the dog asleep on top of him.

i have and you are absolutely correct <3333!!!!!

jack has been wanting for a dog for ages, but aaron has always been a bit hesitant for several reasons: they live in an apartment, he's gone fairly often, jack is always going between theirs and jessica's, and aaron also really wants jack to understand the huge responsibility that comes along with having a dog.

so when you 🤭 enter the picture, you and jackers team up against aaron and begggg him to get a puppy 🥺 and how can he say no to his two favorite faces?!? so he reluctantly agrees <3

at first, aaron isn't like, involved per say. he lets jack and you pick out what kind of breed the puppy is, pick the name, lets the two of you choose all the fun toys and collar and bed and whatnot, and provides for such himself. but he's just happy that the two of you are happy 🥹 and he's not expecting to get too attached. his whole life, he's never had a dog, so why should it matter now?

but oh my goodness the second he lays eyes on your new family member??? surprise he's immediately attached😭 and well, because he's him, he never admits it out loud hehe <3

you find the puppy curled up on aaron's lap as he works on files? he just shrugs and says nothing- hehe he has a pen in one hand, and the other is giving it some pets <3333 if aaron has a free morning, he's taking the puppy out for a walk - his 'excuse' is that a walk will tire it out so it's not running around causing havoc in the apartment- and you're just like mhm okay 🤭 yup that's the reason. the two of you run to the store? aaron's picking out the doggo some new treats because "they're healthy". again, he's just too stubborn to admit that your newest family member has managed to make it's way into his heart and he never knew how much he needed a dog.

and AH the couch naps 🥹 the two of them are inseparable. hehe and of course you have to tease aaron over his new napping buddy and say something like "oh so you've replaced me?" and he's just >:| no. and jack gets all >:( that his daddy is always hogging the doggo and he has to share.

just <3333333333 an attractive man and a puppy?!?! it doesn't get better than that 🥰

[dismissivedestroyer]

do you have the comics for the stories :3333333333

Yeah! There's two of them, and they have a very different vibe from how the comic's gonna be, they're more comedy-based, so consider these as "oneshots"

This is the first one, "The kid-napping"

Armando: [siiiiiiip]

Nora: DON ARMANDO!

Armando: [SPLUURGH]

Nora: One of your old accomplices kidnapped Annie! He left a ransom note! (So scary...)

Armando: [SIIIIGH] "Give us the living girl, or we'll throw the... "litlle girrl" down the Abyss."

Armando: ...Yeah, it's Fabrizio alright. Spelling never was his forté.

Armando: Don't worry, Little Miss Four-Eyes, we'll get her back. We'll just have to create...

"THE PERFECT PLAN!"

12:00AM

4:00AM

5:00AM (Ideas were running out)

6:00AM

Nora: We did it! 6 full hours and a sleeping night later, we have the perfect plan! What we gotta do now is-

[Knock knock]

Both: ANNIE?!

Annie: Hi guys! I was told to give you two a message!

"This child is ACTUALLY EVIL. She didn't stop yapping for not even ONE SECOND since she got here, predicted my death²* and made by wife cry. You can keep her, as long as she stays FAR AWAY FROM ME!!" -Fabrizio

Nora:....Don. I'm scared.

Armando: Me too, niña, me too.

*death² is when souls of people that have died already dissipate once and for all

[nevermorgue]

You asked for pluke headcanons so!

I am a particular fan of queerplatonic pluke. They're just <3333333333. I headcanon pluto to be the type who is not comfortable with a strictly romantic relationship (I apologize if this is not what you are looking for) and duke who just loves his best friends so damn much something special and unique to them is absolutely perfect for him. Despite his past Pluto absolutely Loves physical touch, leaning on shoulders linking arms sitting on all his friends laps, and its Particularly noticeable whenever he does it with Duke. He loves getting his hair played with (yeah, like a cat. Duke straight up calls it petting) and Duke delights in doing so. They would always drift to each other on cuddle piles. On nights when the insomnia Is Hitting Duke would so drag the two of them to their hideout to make beverages (be it actual cocktails or just silly late night concocktions) and fool around till they got tired. Pluto likes embroirdery (does Not mean he's good at it) and he has patches to represent his friends on the inner linning on his jacket, Dukes is definitely the most elaborate and fiddled with. He also likes Giving them embroidered things, and he's definitely embroidered a bowtie with metalic thread to catch the lights for him. Duke would so make a necklace with their coin one Pluto gave it back to gift to him, and he would fiddle with it when stressed, it, of course, reminds him of him. Pluto would like to give hand kisses to him, both in a pantomime of them being fancy, and cassually, comfortably, as if its the easiest sort of comfort for them

i am stealing the embroidery thing. the patches i am crying. i’m doing a similar thing with everyone putting a sticker on lenore’s cane in my battle of the bands au . i’m crying /pos

[overthinkinglotr]

I just discovered your comic and it's fuckign Gorgeous, I'm in love with the art and how the story seems more alive with every chapter due to the art style improving! it's like they're coming off the page :0

<3333333333 Ahhh I don't know how this got lost in my askbox, but thank you so much!!!! ;_;

[teddybeartoji]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8Obp0pg1t3/?igsh=MTZsNDBwMjZ1a21qMQ==

i submit again, kitty reader.. OH. have you maybe thought of kitty reader with satoru.. would be funny methinks esp if it's puppy satoru.. with master geto..

also just bc as i opened the app i saw a sukugo post that showed how much of bullies they are i'll just leave there the fact that me personally i didn't dig the bully trope before but like. teasing/bullying is great to me,, as long as it's pleasurable actually pretty much anything goes... i just imagined but imagine if sukuna, gojo, geto and toji all teammed up to bully you (reader or you mickey, in your selfships).. i'm curious what would happen actually

~ ☀️

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH STOPPPPSHGHADGHASGHD NOW THIS IS A CAT I CAN TRULY RELATE WITH WOW😭😭😭😭 feral little thing... hehehehehe still so fucking cute omfg btw this kinda reminded me of my own cat too mine is a big Biter too lmao

OMGGGG OMGOMG BUT PUPPY!SATORU WOULD BE SOOSO CUTE WITH KITTY!READER ARE YOU KIDDING MEEEE???!!?! I LOVE THAT he's always nudging you and sleeping pretty much on top of you (and suguru has to always remind him to not do that bc hello he is almost suffocating you??) bUT HE ALWAYS MEANS WELL!!! he just thinks you're so cute yk? definitely likes to lick your face a lot too lmao and playfully nibble on your ears??? smhh weird dog (i love him)

AHAAA SO. bullying for me personally is smth i would do lmao like i am not into degradation and humiliation all that much,, i can only take a little bc i am definitely more of a praise person!!!! so they're kind of on thin ice,, if they wanna tease me they gotta do it more subtly bc well.. if they do it too much i'm literally just gonna get turned Off lmao it's genuinely not gonna be a sexy thing i'm just gonna get pissed off and they're gonna get silent treatment and that also will NOT end with like ohh ur so hot when ur mad bc i am not into that either hagsghahsghga so it would just end up with them ACTUALLY apologizing to me bc otherwise we're never gonna do anything again.............. i do not care how tough they think they are they will get down on their knees and pamper me until i forgive them.

i WILL bully all of them though>:3333333333

mm overall i think they are all into that,, as in they like to tease n push their darlings aand if it's all of them doing it at the same time it's a lot lmao they all like to see you cry just a little they like how flustered you get and they like it when you try to hide your face they can all be very mean if they want to be...

[tedspankoffskisbignaturals]

wine and dine & barnroe are so special to me actually....going on double dates. trying to kill each other. becky seems like the soft sunshine type but sheila makes an offhand comment about linda and suddenly she's like "hi do you want me to absolutely degrade you with words until you're crying" and linda. blinks a few times and holloway does as well and they look at each other. and think. "maybe we're the sane ones"

but they're not. they're equally crazy

AKSDJFHBJFDKSLAASKDJF<3333333333 i love them so much. becky can absolutely destroy sheila i love her. and she loves her wife

[recapitulation]

sorry i dont know how to be a human person right now let alone a weird one. what are your favourite colour clothes to wear? and what does that say about you 🎤 also have a good sleep or they'll be out yo geg you

hi jupiter ily <3333333333 it's okay they're really out yo geg me for real. last night a man who will not be named kept meowing in my ear bc i was trying to sleep instead of petting him so.

im not sure i have a fav color to wear but i love floral patterns!!! ^^ what that says abt me is that im soooo cool and beautiful. i think. do u have a favorite color to wear 🎤

[futurebritishgentleman]

THIS REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE

they're like little bugs <3

THAT'S ME!!!!! OH MY GOURD

spot the difference

THIS IS HILARIOUS ZAKARIA I'M SO SORRY

zakaria really working overtime with the des drawings

BOUNY <3333333333

LUFFY!!! MY FRIEND MONKEY D LUFFY!!!!!! YAY