#THIS IS FUNNY TO ME.

[spooksier]

angel torres, king cringefail

[housewifebuck]

buck + sitting bisexually

[transgeoffrickly]

unstoppable force (frank iero renowned lover of new jersey) vs. immovable object (geoff "sick of living in the garden state trap" rickly)

[maxbegone]

I just want everyone to know that the people in my life who have said the books I recommend aren’t good almost exclusively read colleen hoover

[motifcollector]

none of those words are in georges perec's La Disparition*

*"La Disparition (lit. "The Disappearance"), a 300-page French lipogrammatic** novel, written in 1969 by Georges Perec***, entirely without using the letter e, following Oulipo**** constraints."

**Constrained writing or word game in which one writes paragraphs or longer works without the use of a given letter or group of letters

***Lived 7 March 1936 – 3 March 1982, a French novelist and essayist.

****Short for the French name Ouvroir de littérature potentielle. A loose group of predominantly Francophone writers who aimed to create works in line with constrained writing techniques.

[knifefightscene]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[hawkeye221b]

I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

[mudanonaito]

[glitch-frog]

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

[nouverx]

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

[weaver-z]

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

[animentality]

[yourfavoritehouseplant]

"Culinary students will literally have a spaghetti due at 8" "Art students will literally turn in some shapes at the end of the week" Well I have 40 insects due next month. If you even care.