#THIS IS THE STATE WE’RE AT AGAIN

[bibleofficial]

real talk when does a bender end & become just … abuse

[watcher0033]

Almost 1AM and this exchange brought me to tears.

Hear here, we’ll never stop till the world listens. It’s not forever. It’s now.

[ahalliance]

accurate representation of the tenth doctor’s emotional arc over his seasons

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

based on your asks responses & characterization of yuuta this is what i’ve gathered — yuuta is like that one high school senior who looked at the new coming freshman’s & just adopted them on the spot. there’s no out. now his friends sees the kid & adopted them too. it’s a family now. a very young, close in age family. (i was yuuta in this situation 😔 i was use to be megumi in this situation but i carried the tradition out. as i should. high school & middle school was wild.)

YUUJI THOUGH. we will probably never see him in your sea glass garden au but your asks is killing me. like his one sided beef with yuuta? he’s just like me fr. i too would fight over megumi if it comes down to it.

i just know yuuji thought that yuuta & megumi was a thing at first cause of the whole “his boy thing”. i know he screamed into a pillow about it. i know he went to gojo to ask for permission to court megumi & gojo was flabbergasted at such a medieval act so he had yuuji do the dumbest shit to get his blessing (ha).

i just know nanami is sighing at the idea of his son yuuji being a jealous little brat because of his other son yuuta. i just know yuuta was so confused until he witnessed yuuji & megumi awkward ass flirting. i know he acts like a little shit to get on yuuji (& sukuna) nerves.

you know what. this is my jujutsu kaisen. this is my sorcery fight. gege who? i only know you. PLS TAKE THE PEN FROM GEGE.

Yuuta is absolutely that senior who adopted that new student and made a little family. That is His Kohai now okay megumi is their collectively raised flour sack baby and they will kill for him.

Yuuji came back to life finally met the second years had just leveled up with his cursed energy and gained a new dad got his old friends back he was so so ready to go live his best life and then his new self appointed brother opened his mouth and started rhapsodizing about some impossibly beautiful and perfect man named okkotsu yuuta and yuuji is absolutely whacked in the face a la rubber squeaky hammer that there’s some gorgeous son of a bitch out there already living his best life.

His death sentence was overturned. He’s so powerful that he can save everyone if he wants. He is the legally adopted child of Nanami Kento. The curse attached to him 1) actually liked him and 2) moved the fuck on which some people (Sukuna) could take a few notes on.

Fushiguro Megumi is his boy.

This could not have devastated him more thoroughly. Even his newly acquired self appointed brother thinks okkotsu yuuta is the perfect man, which he manages to express at length in between warnings from the second years that Yuuta’s going to fly back from Africa purely for the sake of kicking his fucking ass for touching His Boy, which yuuji simply cannot handle.

Yuuji lowkey had a new lease on life and thought “hey! Fushiguro tried to kill someone with an elephant for me! Maybe I have a shot and he’ll let me hold his hand!” and then there’s god’s perfect man off in Africa who’s enticing megumi away from movie marathons with his fucking FaceTime calls right when yuujis almost hyped himself up enough to try the yawning arm stretch thing.

He spends at least three weeks trying to figure out if Megumi’s His Boy because they’re in a long distance relationship and it only ends because maki starts finding it more annoying than funny and establishes that it is not in fact a romantic arrangement. She thinks. (Okay it’s still kind of funny.)

Yuuji resorted to a terrible wikihow on how to get someone to date you and it insisted “get their parents approval” was his in and gojo could NOT have been more of an asshole about it. Nanami had to intervene to get it to stop. He is very tired and very confused. Why are you so upset about okkotsu he’s a lovely young man why is this making you more upset

Of course if yuuji ever found out that megumi became Yuuta’s boy after Yuuta personally restarted his heart he’d instantly understand why everyone acts like Yuuta’s the best thing since sliced bread. He is that amazing.

Yuuta and Megumi are completely oblivious to all of this.

Gege pls call me I just want to help gege pls

[zuble]

every time i think i should end my friendship with my irl friend group they come back and treat me like a loving family again. then i get left in the cold again. it’s been an endless cycle for years. i can handle waiting a few weeks for a message like “omggg im so sorry i didn’t see this!!!! i still love you and we should totally hang out!!!!” but when it happens almost every single time? i can’t keep dealing with this.

“you’re one of the most important people in my life!!!!” i’m sure we both believe that but it’s been a week since i asked if we can make plans and you’ve been responding to everyone else besides me. am i the asshole here? they’re all like this and i know they’re busy with work so maybe i am the asshole

[sarcasticgiggler]

i told the guy im talking to about being into tickling and now when he teases me about other stuff he’ll bring it up 🥴

[steviescrystals]

i seriously need to get a new job and start making money again asap bc i cannot keep living at home much longer it’s driving me insane

(wrote an entire essay in the tags without meaning to oops)

[easeupkid]

i wanna cry so bad rn

[ezraphobicsoup]

sometimes it’s all a bit silly isn’t it

[thresholdbb]

Voyager Year 2 from Janeway’s perspective:

Meet Amelia Earhart without losing any crew

Almost lose Chakotay to Nog but save him

Almost lose the Doctor to Broccoli but save him

Help your manic pixie dream ocampa through puberty cause Voyager’s too sexy

Almost lose Harry Kim to a time stream but he saves himself with Tom

Lose your mind by touching a special distortion ring, everyone’s saved by doing nothing

Send two bickering crew men to a planet to adopt a lizard baby

Get so stressed out you get sent to the Holodeck for some “me time” only to think you’ve lost your whole dang mind

Almost lose Chakotay again, this time with racist vibes

Almost lose everyone to the second Caretaker

Chakotay runs off after Seska and the Kazon, have to save him

Get adopted by a delusional father only for him to die in your arms

Almost lose B’Elanna to a robot race

Try to make friends only for it to blow up in your face

Become a mutant and have 3 salamander babies with your helm officer only for Chakotay and Tuvok to abandon them

A crewman gets murdered, then you almost lose Tuvok to mind melding with the murderer

Order everyone to escape pods cause your chief engineer hijacked a sentient bomb

Put Q on trial only for him to off himself

Your EMH develops more feelings, your helmsman is acting up

Neelix stumbles on your plot with Tuvok and Paris, Chakotay gets jealous

Your ship gets duplicated and you face off with yourself about who gets to blow their Voyager up first

Almost lose Tuvok to some old kids

Almost lose Harry until you literally vanquish fear

Almost lose Tuvok and Neelix to Tuvix and a terrible moral quandary but ultimately — kill Tuvix

Get stranded on planet with Chakotay because you both got bitten with an unresolved sexual tension virus, but the crew disobeys orders and saves you anyway

Try to save Chakotay’s baby only to lose the ship and get the whole crew stranded on a planet

[cowboyshit]

the lucha company I help out is having their first out-of-state show this weekend and I’m so proud of them 😭💗

[cinewhore]

I need to print maps and then i need to buy all my favorite movies and shows and afterwards maybe buy all my favorite albums and then i need to write down my entire contact list and then print all of my photos and d save them in an album and maybe I’ll buy my favorite video games too and then-

[designernishiki]

I wanna flesh out a yakuza oc but every time I think about it I end up thinking about an oc of mine who already Exists who’s not a yakuza oc. but is, in fact, an oc who is a yakuza. and that fact is genuinely completely unrelated

[danothan]

i keep wondering why my schedule has been so wonky lately as if i didn’t quite literally get into a car crash less than a week ago

[digifag]

sacha…

[officialbabayaga]

will NEVER forget this conversation at a house party i had with an old coworker where we’d gotten on to the topic of having children, and i said i wasn’t planning on having kids because of some genetically inheritable issues that were in my family and she dismissed that with a wave of her hand saying “oh i get that if it was something like bipolar disorder, but other than that i don’t think i’d care.”

and i, who would go on to become the fifth person in my family officially diagnosed with bipolar disorder,