Hands you a jellyfish
holds gentle like hamburger
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oh fuckity
guess who had water on their keyboard then closed it without knowing for 4 hours and opened it and now theres bubbles on a s q w e r t y u i o l p h n shift ctrl caps and tab HELP
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don’t get braces they put rubber bands in my mouth while playing Taylor swift the entire time
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Do Jigglypuff have bones?
Yes.
Their bones are just a lot smaller or hallow.
If you have ever seen one of those goofy inflatable mascot suits, it's pretty similar.
They are kind of puffy and soft, but when they absorb enough air, their body inflates like a beach ball.
I think most pokemon centers have diagrams of this because they can be tricky to operate on, and they need to know.
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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts
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[ID: a screenshot of the “Bad Art” coloumn of the table shown in the original tweet.
The sections are: “makes you feel weird”, “saps energy”, “sets off a downward spiral”, “confuses the mind”, “produces stagnation”, “weed” (as a drug analogy), “unstructured and obsessively anti-rhythm”, “instinctively recognised as a scam”, “a malevolently bad map”, “obfuscation, lies, resentment”, “wises to destroy the canon”, “mocks the concept of values”, “enfeebles life”, “spits on beauty and actively celebrates ugliness”, and “bad art is whining, coping, seething, and a waste of time”.
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Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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wanted to do my photo project this semester on the notion of mobility aids being extensions of our bodies, the yarn was done by a friend
edit: the shibari comments are one thing but if you put these non-sexual photos of me in my wheelchair on your porn blog i'm blocking you 👍🏻
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I don't know why, but I like the idea of humans being to aliens, what cats are to humans...
Alien1: hey, when did you hire a human?
Alien 2: we didn't. They just wandered aboard one day, saying they wanted to "hitch a ride." Then they never left. I think they like it here.
Alien 1: the human distribution system has chosen.
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Alien stares at the human, who has climbed up a very high shelving unit.
Alien: Human, get down before you hurt yourself.
The humans response is to climb higher.
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Alien is secretly filming their human, who is spaced out and just staring at nothing.
Alien (whispering): I think the human is about to intercept the brain cell. (Laughter) don't worry human, if it tingles that means it's working.
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