#Tori humour

[thelifeofsharks]

[toruandmidori]

Whenever the time comes, whether it’s a summer election, a winter election, a hard election or a red white and blue election… we’re staying on message - FUCK THE TORIES.

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FUCK THE TORIES

NEVER TRUST A TORY

IN THIS HOUSE WE HATE TORY BASTARDS

[wearedeadfancy]

[lost-carcosa]

[alatariel-gildaen]

Just spoke to dad on the phone and he nearly gave me a heart attack

He told me he'd like me to not interrupt, because he'd come up with a full and comprehensive list of reasons to vote Tory at the election.

Silence came down the phone.

I started laughing and asked if that was it, and he said he'd asked me not to interrupt as he was nearly done.

More silence.

I mean, yeah, it is pretty damn comprehensive

[skateisawesome]

If u could be besties with any heartstopper character, who would it be?

YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME I AM FAR TO INDECISIVE

ALL OF THE PARIS SQUAD (plus like the teachers and elles friends and just all the good characters)

[annasvinyl]

so i just finished the very dark, brutishly grim, somehow darkly funny and weirdly gorgeous rain dogs (bbc/hbo) in one sitting......... im not well. ive been held hostage by fucked-up, toxic, codependent platonic soulmates, costello and selby, terribly attempting to coparent costello's 10y/o daughter within their makeshift dysfunctional little family, whom they love more than anything, for four brutal hours as they struggle to navigate class and poverty and perverts, mental health wards and trauma and sobriety and the awful world around them and the system that's failing them <3

[voxpeople]

Disappointment for Sunak As He Remains an MP

There was further disappointment for outgoing UK Prime Minister Rishi "Rish!" Sunak after the conservatives lost the general election in a landslide, as he retained his seat in Richmond and Northallerton, meaning he will have to remain an MP.

The Conservative leader has long expressed apathy and indifference to the job of being a member of parliament and it had been rumoured he would retire from politics should the party see defeat at the 2024 election. Instead he will have to remain a sitting MP in the opposition.

[ohwaitihaveamemeforthat]

[mundane-frogola]

Made a thing lmao

[thelifeofsharks]

[toruandmidori]

The absolute state of British politics.

[writerofweird]

An excerpt from my poetry collection "Thoughts of Lord Nastyvile" that's relevant.

POETRY ANTHOLOGY WITH ALL PROCEEDS GOING TO CARE FOR GAZA:

[lost-carcosa]

[glockmonkey]

rip tori spring you would have loved wooden overcoats

[wearedeadfancy]

All I want for Christmaaaaaaaaaaas is a general election. 

A very Merry F*ck the Tories for all who celebrate.

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