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This year, give the gift that keeps on giving... them a looming sense of existential dread - with one of our darkly funny reworked vintage greeting cards.

We have dozens of dark, sarcastic and disarmingly adorable retro style birthday cards and gifts in our online shop.

Buy online here.

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HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD?

Ask the big questions this birthday. 

Adorable vintage birthday cards with a smidge of existentialism. 

Great gifts for aging friends. 

Buy online here.

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Happy Mother’s Day! 

You’re too late to get a card for her in time for this year, but you’re exactly on time for getting one sorted super early for next year. 

Buy funny vintage greeting cards directly from us here.

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It's not Mother's Day without Mr T.

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WEIRD TOGETHER, ALWAYS FOREVER.

Looking for a little “just because” treat for the oddball who makes your life worth it? We got you.

New vintage style romantic greeting card is available to buy online and direct from us in our Etsy store. 

Great gifts for your lovely loon. 

Buy online here.

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(Sound on - 🔊)

Taken the Musical via There I Ruined It.

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DON’T DELAY! JOIN THEM TODAY! 

Get set for another summer of rage with our new funny, feminist tee. 

Buy online here.

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Definitely hotdog.

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We have the perfect birthday cards for that one oddball friend with the inappropriate sense of humour and if you are that one oddball friend with the inappropriate sense of humour? 

We have the perfect birthday cards for everyone!

Dozens of disarmingly adorable and alarmingly insulting vintage style greetings cards for sale direct from us in our Etsy store. 

It’s a good job you’re friends!

Check the whole range here, individual links below: 

C IS FOR C*NT

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS

AHOY THERE!

THE MARCH CONTINUES

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Summer’s coming! 

Walk into the party like “whattup, I gotta huge gaping void where my soul should be” with our new darkly funny vintage style t-shirts. 

Disarmingly adorable retro artwork and alarmingly despondent captions. 

Great gifts for cute doomers. 

Buy online here.

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ZIG-A-ZIG-oh no.

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Got a friend who’s going through some kind of something?

Put your hand on their shoulder from afar and remind them who the f*ck they are with our cute range of vintage sympathy and ‘just because’ greetings cards.

Featuring adorable retro artwork and affirming and inappropriate captions, they’re the perfect pick me up gift for fallen friends.

Available to buy direct from us in our Etsy shop, check out the whole ‘just because’ collection here, individual links below: 

OH MATE

WHO THE F*CK YOU ARE

SOME KITTENS

F*CK THE WHOLE F*CKING LOT OF THEM

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Let them know this ain’t your first rodeo with our new rootin’ tootin’ and hella cutin’ vintage style shirts. 

Great gifts for anxious cowpokes this summer.

Available in a range of colours and styles online here.