#Toy Time Machine

[gazumirei]

THE RANDOMIZED TUMBLRSEXYMAN TOURNAMENT

(unbalanced edition)

I wanted to make another tournament for fun and because I kinda miss being hype for certain characters lol, also I added some characters that aren't on the sexypedia wiki for fun (I did it with permission)

Notes below below

Note: this entire tournament isn't meant to be taken seriously, this is just a satire tournament that is only made for Laughs and nothing else, also the reason why I'm calling it tumblr sexyman instead of tumblr sexypeople like I did last time is because the Phrase is more well known and this isn't a Sequel to the previous polls I made, this is also most likely the last tumblrsexyman tournament I'm doing because honestly no matter how fun this is to make, it gets pretty draining sometimes

I'm just trying to have fun with this (and so I can possibly make small drawing with some of the Opponents)

[squishsquishy]

Day 5: Make a stimboard for your favorite pony from MLP (any generation!)

Blossomforth

x/x/x x/💗/x x/x/x

[eyefocusing]

dont talk to me or my son ever again

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

“hold on to your heart” // do me a favour live at forest hills stadium new york 08/09/23 ♡

[bellaxtoons]

I have a problem-…

[carlyraejepsans]

HELPP i found out about character AIs and im losing it over calling deltarune sans "a more manipulative personality" 😭😭 like whatt we've only seen this man like 2 times

sorry im being a hater hgfjdks but you're the sans understander

lmaoo character.ai, look where the fall of ai dungeon got us, smh. thank you for the compliment though!

[lttlmilks]

trying to fight winter blues with dressing cute and staying hopeful spring will come soon

[toffee-zilla]

This character has been the fuel for everything in my life

The og comic may have given some people the ick but I found it at 10 years old and it has changed the course of my life

I would not be the person I am now if I have no found this comic and it definitely shows

Not about self shipping or shipping him around with others. Just him being there and being a part of my little stories makes me happy, and that's all I need.

No romance required :]

[shaw-punsexualnerd]

ever think about how probably the hex get to chill with the drifter also because the drifter does make their job simpler.

Both the techrot and the troops need time to readjust from waves of culling, hence the hex are genuinely thrown in moments where they have time to properly think: whether that brings peace or lets buried grievances resurface is another thing though :)

[stone-cold-groove]

All I want for Christmas is...

[coolthingsguyslike]

[lucybianchi]

Guess who just had the crown that’s half their tooth pop out while flossing ✌️

I low key ✨cannot afford this shit✨

[what-th3fucc]

slaps you with a stupid ass Father’s Day TS headcanon

HEAR ME OUT

so like

POUNDS MY FIST ON THE TABLE AGGRESSIVELY

idk how to like

make it make sense but

hear me out

SO YOU GUYS REMEMBER THE PEAS IN A POD RIGHT? FROM TS3? well wouldn’t it be cool if like the Potato Head adopted them n stuff. like after a while Mrs. would be like “HONEEYYYYY can we adopt them PLEASEEEE 🥺🥺🥺🥺” and Mr. being the doormat for his wife he is would probably be like. “……..alright……” or SOMETHING IDK

BUT IT ALSO opens a gateway to like. angst

HEAR ME OUT

I feel like Potato Head still has guilt from being negcletful towards his sons for 10 whole ass god damn years so he would now try harder to be a better father to prove that he’s not the same as he was before. but because of having adopted double the kids and putting in twice the effort it might not pan out evenly so like maybe the LGMs would feel unloved again bc ��oh daddy’s trying harder with the other ones and not us. ☹️” or think that he loves the peas more than them because yk different circumstances.

IDK IT’S JUST A THOUGHT

[northwestofinsanity]

Band Incorrect Quote/Scenario -“That’s not a toy!” (Hospital AU)

More band/hospital AU comic relief, before I start subjecting this series to countless laundry mishaps (some of which will include more members from other bands, because like my own experience inspiring this shameless, cursed series, there has been some turnover of staff)… This time, it’s just two members of Squeeze, and a little bit of harmless back-and-forth teasing while dealing with some patient antics! I feel like a lot of my incorrect scenarios I have drafted (both hospital and regular AU) result in Glenn getting a bit stressed out or having his patience tested, but this is one where he gets to be playful.

-Glenn Tilbrook and Jools Holland have gone into the office to clean ears on a Silver Lab who isn’t exactly bad, but can be a bit rowdy, and is far too reactive to other dogs to take into the main treatment area without him becoming way too excited to restrain.  They’ve made it about halfway through the cleaning process-

Glenn Tilbrook: [Restraining the dog, and isn’t having too much of a challenge aside from trying to prevent the dog from pulling forward, since he refuses to sit down, so they’ve been slowly drifting across the floor, closer and closer to the ultrasound table]

-The dog suddenly perks and tenses up out of nowhere, lunges forward, practically dragging Glenn a foot with him, and tries to bite and chomp down on the cord of one of the probes on the ultrasound machine-

Glenn Tilbrook: “Hey…” [Stern voice as he grabs the cord and tries to flip it up over the computer so that it’s not hanging down the side in reach] “Leave it!  That’s not a toy!”

Jools Holland: [Gets a naughty smirk and raises an eyebrow] “…But it could be!”

Glenn Tilbrook: [Shakes his head] “But it’s not.”

Jools Holland: [Shrugs nonchalantly, repeating the sentiment] “But it could be.”

Glenn Tilbrook: “It’s very expensive equipment.” [Playfully murmurs to the dog as he drags them back a couple of feet] “It’s okay! You don’t know that… but don’t listen to him! And you stay right here!”

-They do a few more rounds of cleaning before deciding it’s clear enough, and then Jools goes to open some tubes of medicine to put in the dog’s ears, when the dog jerks his head down and goes at the dirty cotton balls and Q-tips like he’s trying to eat them-

Jools Holland: [Stops and swipes the pile away with his gloved hands] “Oh, no!  No, no, no -don’t eat those!  That’s gross!” [Shakes his head, then mimes a gag at the dog that is only part exaggerating and part realistic] “Say, ugh!  Yuggh!  Those are not treats!”

Glenn Tilbrook: [Gets a very sinister grin as he looks back at Jools, thrilled at the opportunity]  “…But they COULD be.”

Jools Holland: [Freezes with a double-take, staring straight at Glenn]

Glenn Tilbrook: [Cackles out loud right in Jools’ face, struggling to maintain hold on the dog as his laughter compromises his strength]

Jools Holland: [Grins, then huffs out a sigh as he pours the medicine in the dog’s ears] “Alright, yes, they could be!”

[yaspup9000]