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If you live an angry life, you will die an angry death.

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I can’t find this post I’m trying to reference but it’s basically this:

“My kid brought me a piece of black paper and excitedly told me they found a piece of night”

I think the idea that kids are way more poetic than adults says something about how we define “good poetry”.

Children have limited words and concepts to work with based on their limited experience, and with that they tend to make brief and profound statements seemingly on accident.

A lot of adult-written poetry is filled with big words and difficult concepts and those elements are supposed to create a feeling of profoundness for the reader. This is all well and good, but it kinda makes some poetry less accessible to a majority of people.

All this is to say that simplifying your craft isn’t always a bad thing. It can make creation easier for you and the end result can oftentimes be more satisfying for both you and your audience. There’s no shame in having limited resources(time, materials, schooling, etc). You can still make beautiful things and create profound content with the tools you have!

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Grandpa Big Naturals™️

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Grandpa Big Naturals™️

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Working late at the hotel and gotta be back in early tomorrow. Idk who this “Work-life Balance” is but she hasn’t checked in yet and it’s past end of day so bitch a no-show. Maybe she’ll come back next year🤷‍♀️

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Can’t stand the term yapping. I’m an oral storyteller speaking words passed down from generation to generation for hundreds of years and yet you treat this action like that of a shitzu loosing its mind over a leaf.

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Had a great convo w this guy from my high school about how he is apparently descendant from the pirate Blackbeard while reconnecting on a kinda date thing. Idk why but it was just really nice to learn such an oddly specific and intimate fact about somebody.

Then he got sad that I didn’t wanna make out in the car and said he would rather not hang out again.

Bummarrrghhh

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glad to see those spreading the truth

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“I’m not like other girls😪”

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THIS IS THE PERFECT CONTEXT FOR THIS, THANK YOU FOR THIS POST THESE RATS ARE FOR YOU❤️❤️🗡️🗡️🐀🐀

WIP- stabbing of Julius Cheeser

i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination?

like would he cry?

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The day is almost upon us

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Yeah maybe it shows that I didn’t get called ugly or cringe past junior high but does it show that nearly every person I dated refused me affection if I tried to opt out of sex for any reason at any time?

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The world is so heavy and I feel so weak being in it

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Had a bard in my party that spent an entire session jumping from brothel to brothel. After every one, our DM made them roll one dexterity check and one perception check per every STD and STI known to man. Failed dexterity meant they transmitted the STD/STI, failed perception meant they didn’t know, both was not great for them. The DC went up 1-2 points between brothels. Bard ended up with 2 diagnosed STDs and 3 STIs, plus 2 undiagnosed of both. Needless to say the next session was mostly combat with brothel workers looking for revenge💀

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Me: *spends infinite paychecks on books I know I won’t read*

Me @ myself: No! Bad! No more books! No more books for a thousand year! Bad!

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Thank you broski, solid answer🙏 I’ll forever be reminiscing over those 7 second bits of comedy gold😭🪦

Science side of tumblr: if we bombard TikTok with videos made in musically format, will we revert back to vine in an absurd over correction?