#Training gear

[kizzer55555]

The Vampire Aesthetic

Ok so Danny knows two billionaires personally and they really couldn’t be more different. Yet they had one thing in common. A vampire aesthetic. Sam is fully into goth. Spiderwebs, bats, the color black. She enjoys fangs and fake blood and the darkness of her soul. Meanwhile, Vlad is Vlad. If his name wasn’t enough, the dark clothing, pale skin, and flying around with a cape and fangs with coffins in his mansion really sells it.

Danny doesn’t know many rich people so he thinks this might be some kind of trend. (If Paulina is rich, her family likes the chupacabra) So he just thinks that all rich people have some kind of vampire thing going on.

Cue Danny somehow ending in the Wayne household. Maybe he was brought over as a friend of one of the bats, maybe rescued from a field trip/vacation gone wrong, maybe some other situation. But he is there in civilian form with civilian Waynes and Danny just takes a good long look around the inside of the mansion.

“So where’s the vampire aesthetic?

Everyone freezes.

Danny just starts looking around, checking behind paintings and feeling the walls for secret levers. Used to secret passages with Vlad and possibly Sam. The Fentons definitely had them when they were temporarily rich.

“Come on, I know you guys are hiding it.”

Cue the entire batfamily thinking that this is another Tim and that he is fully aware that these people are the batfamily. Danny hangs around the mansion more and the bats just start dropping their disguises and not even bothering to hide stuff around Danny because they assume he already knows. (Possibly even trying to recruit him to be a new bat) Meanwhile, Danny, who does not know these people are batman and his birds, just does not pick up on any of it.

He grew up in a health violation with a giant ballon observatory lab above his head and a portal to the afterlife in his basement. He is a half dead teenager who has tea with the god of time and his godfather is the other parent to his clone child. He’s used to death lazers being scattered across his home and mysterious stains on clothing.

People are weird! He doesn’t judge!

[rwbysketches]

redraw of That One Pic

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

pre angelic revelation, the hotel crew goes looking for Vaggie about some managerial thing and regularly finds her kickboxing in a spare room, beating the crap out of a dummy dressed up in an exorcist's gear and mask

a totally normal way to blow off steam, and one that they sometimes also find Charlie spectating at-

("Aren't you supposed to be against all this violence and shit?" - "Yes! But no actual exorcists are being hurt during this stress relief slash training session! So it's OK!" - "Yeah right. And you think your girlfriend looks hot punching stuff huh." - "Hm? Sorry Husk, I wasn't listening- what did you say?" - "......")

which all well and good!

until AFTER the angelic revelation.....

Charlie: "Vaggie. Please don't tell me that's actually YOUR exorcist armor."

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "Don't say you've been punching your old exorcist mask, imagining your own face under it."

Vaggie: "......"

Charlie: "I do NOT want to hear that you've been beating up on your past self this entire time- while I was watching! -and using punishing yourself by proxy as a way to cope when you're stressing over feeling like you're not doing enough here and now."

Vaggie: "........."

Charlie: "Vaggie why aren't you SAYING anything!?"

Vaggie: "You told me not to!"

Charlie: "ARGH!!!!"

post revelation, Husk goes looking for Vaggie in the training room like usual, and finds her standing helplessly in front of the exorcist training dummy as a tearful Charlie clings protectively to it with a full body hug

husk decides restocking the bar can wait. he's not getting paid enough to deal with This

[bathylychnops]

martinnnn appreciation my favorite birdgirl goth

[deadscell]

[horny-athletes]

Their bodies, trained to be strong, manly, and beautiful in the army, are the best souvenirs they can give to their friends from their boyhood, waiting for them back home. They will share the physical pleasures they learned in the army with their old friends.

[stranger-from-beyond]

A Stranger in the forest‧₊˚✩彡

Strolling out and about the local greenery with my dearest friend @canines-crown !

For very definitely the last time this year, as this is, in fact, not my local greenery. Possibly 760km far from home, 9hours per train, except it's 12hours. Our trains are very probably spawned from hell*ੈ✩‧₊˚

Do not fret - work on the requests will resume shortly𖤐⭒๋࣭⭑

[choilproductions]

Im crying shes froggin tf out 🐸

[mercyandme007]

You dont get to gatekeep who can use an accessible bathroom!!!

I'm on the disabled side of social media and a topic that is now a chating point is who is allowed to use the accessible bathroom. I think this is a stupid talking point cause you dont know the reson why someone may be using an accessible bathroom if they are not visibly disabled. However i still want to put my opinion in. I have seen people state that anxiety, claustrophobia, being pregnant, old, and so on are not valid reasons to use the accessible bathroom. Why do you think you get to dictate who can use the accessible bathroom. OMG! there are so many reasons why someone might use the accessible bathroom, that you might not see just by looking at them. OHH and not shame people who are not physically disabled and tell them they cant use the accessible bathroom. I have mild chronic pain and I dont usually use a mobility aid to indicate I am disabled, i still use the accessible bathroom even though you cant see my disability. The handle bars are nice in case im having a high pain day and my leg decides to be weak, or my back decides to spaz out on me. YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHO USES THE ACCESSIBLE BATHROOM. STOP GATEKEEPING IT.

[that1notetaker]

Hiccup wearing tactic gear is astheatically pleasing no matter which Au you put him in.

[mepomepo]

holyshit litol slugs!!!!!

[war-finding-reason]

he’s having a rough day

[littlenimart]

what do you wish for?

[official-lucifers-child]

i love people headcanoning characters as autistic, until they only do that to the stupid characters or the childish characters or the “innocent” characters and then it’s like oh. uh. that’s not.

[arcadebroke]

[boxerdoug]

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